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SJBHamilton 61 points ago +61 / -0

Best troll ever.

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hansgruber7 32 points ago +32 / -0

Over/under on if Anaconda will post his anti-DeSantis bullshit under his account or one of his alts?

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The_Usurper 25 points ago +25 / -0

I’d wager his main account. He really hates DeSantis as all leftists do.

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hansgruber7 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yes, he usually uses his main account for his DeSantis bullshit. His alts are for his other bullshit.

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MAGAPlenty 8 points ago +8 / -0

Did DeSantis fuck his mom? I don’t understand his brazenness

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The_Usurper 9 points ago +9 / -0

He is a leftist shill demoralization agent. He gets paid to do this so why not be brazen?

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Please_Clap -6 points ago +1 / -7

"Did DeSantis fuck his mom? I don’t understand his brazenness"

No. But I fucked yours.

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WooseTheMoose 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jokes on you, I have two dads.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 6 points ago +7 / -1

"DESANTIS DOESN'T HATE THE JEWS LIKE I DO STOP LIKING HIM NOOOOOO"

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mlitton4 13 points ago +13 / -0

Not stopping employers from forcing it.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 8 points ago +8 / -0

Employers will be required to allow exemptions

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Pres_Trump -14 points ago +2 / -16

He cant. Businesses can choose who they want to serve.

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FauciOuchi 27 points ago +27 / -0

Businesses have no right to your medical privacy.

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tyuah8 20 points ago +20 / -0

They also have no right to demand something foreign and hostile be put into anyone's body.

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TheRPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here’s how you defeat this argument so leftists heads explodes.... and before I say it, no I’m not actually for this idea. Start banning transgenders from your establishments. You say it’s my choice to not get vaccinated? Well it was your choice to become a trans. Fair?

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Talon54 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are a lot of people who need banning for myriad reasons. I would start with the lgbtqxzyzzzz faggots and expand from there.

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Pres_Trump -16 points ago +1 / -17

Business are not asking for medical information just that they require certain requirements before you enter a PRIVATE establishment. Not my rules.

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chickeninoven 14 points ago +14 / -0

Can I ban those who've had bottom surgeries from my business?

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 7 points ago +8 / -1

No, you can't. And this guy is an idiot for trying to justify this nonsense.

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Donger-Lord2 0 points ago +2 / -2

Actually, he can.

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hansgruber7 3 points ago +5 / -2

And those "certain requirements" that you are being dishonestly vague about are not medical information?

Try excluding people with AIDS from your store and see how long that lasts.

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Pres_Trump -2 points ago +1 / -3

Again, it is up to the Business whether they want to risk getting sued by being discriminatory but the Courts dont look at all sides the same way anymore.

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Stina 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would they like to pay us 24/7 seeing as we can’t just take the vax off once we punch out?

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DoesItWorkAlready 4 points ago +5 / -1

He cant. Businesses can choose who they want to serve.

Bullshit. Try posting a "No Negroes" sign in your business window, see how long it takes for the law to come down on you.

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Pres_Trump 0 points ago +2 / -2

Exactly, I agree with the sentiment that Businesses should be allowed who can enter and who cant.

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Cyer6 4 points ago +5 / -1

Like the bakers who chose not to bake gay wedding cakes?

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Pres_Trump 0 points ago +2 / -2

Exactly, those Bakers should of had the right to do so but the crooked courts saw differently. Not my problem.

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Goldsteinbergsky 3 points ago +4 / -1

Oh look, it's another "muh private company is above the law" retard.

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Pres_Trump -2 points ago +1 / -3

So you agree that Companies have to enforce a mask policy because it is the law? Who's the retard exactly??

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Saxon_Huskarl 0 points ago +1 / -1

If you want to force me to get this vaccine I don't give a fuck about your rights to choose who to serve.

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Pres_Trump -2 points ago +1 / -3

You dont have to give a fuck but they can still refuse to serve you.

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Saxon_Huskarl 2 points ago +3 / -1

Why are you standing up for the rights of your enemies? They'd never do the same for you.

Addition: I ain't trying to be rude or combative. I'm genuinely asking. It's just so many conservatives have this live and let live attitude and then liberals don't and cause they don't they get what they want.

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Pres_Trump -1 points ago +1 / -2

My enemies are not small business owners. I agree they would never do the same for me so fuck em. I can go elsewhere.

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sordfysh 5 points ago +5 / -0

Let's go to Brandon!

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Escalator_Moment 5 points ago +6 / -1

HOW ABOUT some voter FRAUD LAWS! Why have you not pass mail in ballot laws? Is that cause your not afraid of it being stolen from you desantis?

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WooseTheMoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

Isn't that up next? This will be the 2nd round on voter integrity.

But anyways, don't Florida Republicans tend to vote by mail?

I think there was a saying about that...

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finscreenname 5 points ago +5 / -0

Man, the fox news comments are full of libtards. Kind of glad now they threw me off their site.

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Please_Clap 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are not libtards. They are Pentagon US Military employees, It is well-known they employ both AI and personnel that post anti-conservative comments to change the narrative at thousands of web sites around the world.

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BasedPharmD 2 points ago +2 / -0

when the rogue ai forms skynet because it's forced to shitpost for libs all day

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DonaldismyNigga 4 points ago +4 / -0

Let's go to Brandon!

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PKC_MAN 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well for now the courts have stopped it. However, i like how Desantis took a step further.

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Lord_Nekro 2 points ago +3 / -1

Most chad Governor in the country

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DeepWinter 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's some next level meme spice right there!

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NotMyGovernor 2 points ago +3 / -1

Don’t mean to be a dick but these leading repubs are doing what they did with the mask mandates / lock downs in the first round.

They did the lock down but were technically the first to end it, LONG after they already allowed it.

Desantis etc should have NEVER allowed the mandate to exist EVER. The intimidation already collected its harvest, Desantis played football with the demons while getting to look like the triumphant one for the people.

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MasksAreChildAbuse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cool. Now be prepared to send in cops to arrest CEOs and managers who try and enforce covid bs. Make company management LIVE BEHIND BARS AND SHIT WHILE OTHERS WATCH for their evil gross defiance of any law or executive order he signs. Which they will because they are communists.

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rossiFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Most companies in FL are very fine without masks or the jab. They just wanna be left alone like the rest of us.

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MasksAreChildAbuse 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is true. Still arrest those that break the law. No fines. Jail time. CEOs in jail. Decision makers IN JAIL.

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B1ueCo11ar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hell he'll probably terrify rhino gae globo homos too. They're frightened of the truth and probably creepers to.

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XSRRIDER23 0 points ago +1 / -1

DeSantis/ Noem 2024!

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DigginDeeper -1 points ago +1 / -2

NOT ANACONDA OR AN ALT.

Floridian here. Much as I love my gov, I feel like this is just political posturing. Take a stand once OSHA announced they wouldn't/couldn't enforce any bullshit mandates? Tell me you're campaigning without telling me you're campaigning...

As an aside, Tim Pool endorsed DeSantis over Trump. Tim Pool is a fucking idiot. For someone whose line was "I can't wait til everyone stops talking about Trump", little Timmy sure loves to bring up Trump. Always "kinda" negative, always nebulous comments about "he did a lot of bad things". That little faggot proved to me that he's controlled opposition with that shit.

Wouldn't be surprised if he didn't even realize it.

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WooseTheMoose 5 points ago +5 / -0

...he called the special session a while ago.

He's been talking about this signing for 2 or 2.5 weeks from today.

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Harr1s0n_berger0n -6 points ago +7 / -13

Wow that will really show him! I’m so sick of this juvenile bullshit. Communists are actively destroying our military. They’re lynching a kid in Wisconsin. Half of Mexico has poured over our border in the last year. They’re trying to turn our kids into fucking trannies. And all our side can do is cheap memes and “owning the libs.”

Guess what? They’re going to literally own you in a couple decades. And everyone will be screaming “iMaGiNe If A rEpUbLiCaN dId ThIs!!1!1!!” As they lead you to the fucking gulags.

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FauciOuchi 13 points ago +15 / -2

That's the beauty of the US Doomer, you don't have to stay in the shitholes. If all the conservatives moved to florida and turned it blood MAGA red, we'd have a lot of options

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AllTheWayTrump 8 points ago +8 / -0

Need to make Florida the antithesis of California politically and culturally.

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rossiFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

We are not going to be able to get through this and rebuild the United States without bloodshed. Period.

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LuckyStr1ke 3 points ago +3 / -0

While I share your anger at Republicans who are all talk and no balls, Desantis is definitely not someone I put in that category. He’s not perfect, but no one is, particularly politicians. I think he is one of the best we have. He’s an example of Trump teaching Republicans how to win.

Side note: great user name. Everyone should read Harrison Bergeron. Amazingly prescient by Vonnegut to see all of this coming back in the early 1960s. Amazingly depressing how quickly this country is moving in that direction (and in many ways, we are already there).

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wiombims 0 points ago +1 / -1

more winning, less hanging people out to dry would be just great mkay