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Ballad of the Kenosha Kid (www.bitchute.com)  4DOORSMOREWHORES        
posted ago by mivvan ago by mivvan +4392 / -1
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pushbackv2 128 points ago +128 / -0

Victory tastes so sweet. We have been so overdue.

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TheNightJanitor 58 points ago +58 / -0

AMEN.

I'm not crying, you're crying faggot.

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pushbackv2 39 points ago +39 / -0

I cried like a motherfucking Binger.

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WiseOldOwl 24 points ago +24 / -0

Holy shit, I was literally literally shaking just at they read it.

Face of the judge made me think it was gonna be guilty.

Today is a damn good day.

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Sodium_miner 9 points ago +9 / -0

The judge was trying to hold back tears as well. That was the look. He mentioned the founders of our country. Today is a good day. I’m gonna have a shot of bourbon to celebrate. I mean I was going to anyway but I will be toasting to Kyle tonight. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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yodayoda 9 points ago +9 / -0

No, you are not going to have a shot of bourbon. You are going to have "The Rittenhouse." A chaser followed by three shots.

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Sodium_miner 5 points ago +5 / -0

Find you twisted my arm. I’m gonna do it.

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LiteraIIyHitIer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Still got your bicep after that arm twist?

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WiseOldOwl 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's as good an answer as any. Or maybe he was scared too. It LOOKED like he knew the verdict before it was read, and it was bad, but he may not have. He might be like "Oh shit, here it comes."

Then .... Joy.

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Sodium_miner 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, he was hard to read but with his ring tone and American flag tie I think everyone knew he was based.

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NateBedfordForrest -13 points ago +1 / -14

Why? What the fuck is in the water these days?. Man the fuck up. And just smile....our work aint nearly over

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pushbackv2 19 points ago +19 / -0

Shut the fuck up and grow a heart, faggot.

Overblown stoicism is for manchildren who feel like they need to prove their masculinity.

I'll cry when my kid is born next month and you're a fucking faggot if you think that makes anyone any less of a man.

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DrBJTester 11 points ago +11 / -0

Doomers can eat a Biden full of shit today! The war may not be won, but this battle was won despite incredible odds against the Brave Young Man!!

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thoth_1776 10 points ago +10 / -0

Well Spoken!

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pushbackv2 6 points ago +6 / -0

👊

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thoth_1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

👊

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NateBedfordForrest -3 points ago +1 / -4

usurper name does not check out. Pushing back would be a discussion of lawsuits, not playing tiddlewink feel feels with complete strangers enveloped in this community.

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NateBedfordForrest -4 points ago +1 / -5

Yeah, if that happens? I keep it between me and my Maker. I don't go on world wide forums and coffee talk about tears with faggots consoling me. Speak for yourself faggot.

Tv has turnt this country into garden variety pussies.

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pushbackv2 5 points ago +6 / -1

LOL. What a grandstanding bag of shit you are.

You trying to take a stab at what you think being a man entails is like watching Zuckerberg pretend to be a human.

Be sure to keep ragging on others to create a sense of self importance and maybe one day it will fill that yawing emptiness inside of you. Sorry Dad never hugged you as a kid.

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NateBedfordForrest -1 points ago +1 / -2

Get over it, faggot. Do I need to build you a bridge? Pushbackv2.

Step 1. Adapt and overcome

Step 2. Quit being bitch

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Dialectic 9 points ago +9 / -0

NO U

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ElectricChad 20 points ago +20 / -0

Finally a meaningful win. God bless Kyle and his family.

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DrBJTester 7 points ago +7 / -0

Finally a meaningful win. God bless Kyle and his family.

This is the message today and it's a very good day.

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KAG_Party 86 points ago +86 / -0

[Verse 1] In the town of old Kenosha marched some troubled rogues one day Held hammers high above their heads, and looking for affray No one dared to ask their business, no one dared to make a din Save for one young man among them with an AR on a sling AR on a sling

[Verse 2] In this town, there were some outlaws bound to teachings of the Red Many soy boys were among them, as were trannies overfed They were vicious, prone to violence, burning gas stations and more And their leader rode a skateboard rolling swiftly on the floor Swiftly on the floor

[Verse 3] Now the young man started talkin', made it plain to folks around He was there to stop the mob from burnin' businesses to ground Didn't look like much the tough guy, 'cept for one important thing And the thing, of course, an AR riding tautly on a sling Tautly on a sling

[Verse 4] Now the night was passing quickly as the mob moved wielding flame And the youth called out to halt them as they spotted him as game He was running down the pavement, when a lout caused him to trip And tempted the soy leader with a skateboard on his hip Skateboard on his hip

[Verse 5] It was over in a moment as the folks gathered around The skater sought the rifle as the youth lay on the ground Oh, he might've went on livin', but forgot one major thing And he fell down, shot dead by the kid with an AR on a sling AR on a sling

[Outro] AR, AR He fell down, shot dead by the kid with an AR on a sling AR on a sling

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3percenterFan 29 points ago +29 / -0

…as where trannies overfed.

Absolut Gold.

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RStroud 9 points ago +9 / -0

Now it needs extra verse about how he was victorious against overfed jannies.

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Q-FeveR- 17 points ago +17 / -0

Absolutely magnificent.

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Spaceforcecat 9 points ago +9 / -0

Love this ballad

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FRONT_TOWARD_LEFT 9 points ago +9 / -0

Outstanding!

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FuckingWiseCracker 7 points ago +7 / -0

You are a professional, and a hero, sir. Thanks for taking the time to create this. ;-)

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YeDragonEnergy 48 points ago +48 / -0

AR ON A SLIIIING

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THELEADERSOFMEN 14 points ago +14 / -0

This track is amazing. The tremolo in the voice, the harmonizing, just perfect!

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Shalomtoyou 13 points ago +13 / -0

Now I want to replay Fallout New Vegas with that song subbed in for the original version.

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YeDragonEnergy 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’m sure you could download the mp3 and put it in a radio mod of your choice. That’s what I did for my Rhodesian music

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CovefefeREEEE 40 points ago +40 / -0

I have a new favorite song.

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Iloveamericamore 11 points ago +11 / -0

I want to make Kenosha kid the video game now

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DuzzentMatta 32 points ago +32 / -0

That's St. Kyle Rittenhouse now.

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nurishment 22 points ago +22 / -0

St rittenhouse day 11/19/2021

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WVboi 8 points ago +8 / -0

St Kyle of Kenosha

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auntjemima 26 points ago +26 / -0

FAAFO!

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publius1788 17 points ago +17 / -0

To the city of Kenosha came a stranger one fine day

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BlowfishandFunk 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'm so happy. Praise God.

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Mother_of_gains 14 points ago +14 / -0

I remember this from when it first came out. How do we push this to the top of the charts?

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THELEADERSOFMEN 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is it on iTunes? Gonna look brb…

Spez: not that I could find, but there’s some jazz/jam ? ensemble named Kenosha Kid, I’m listening to something light and breezy called “Halfrica” right now. confused trumpet sounds

Spez again: kek they’re from lefty Athens, GA. Gonna have to change their name like I Am The World Trade Center did after 9/11, whoopsie.

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chefjeffb 13 points ago +13 / -0

Trannies over fed

LMAO

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Rylan 13 points ago +13 / -0

This was floating around like a week after it happened. It’s brilliant 🤣

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least_counties_ever 13 points ago +13 / -0

First he can work as an intern for Gaetz. Put himself through law school. Then a seat in Congress. The messaging is "We will save America together."

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WhiteTrashJesus 4 points ago +4 / -0

He doesn’t even need to go to law school

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Cryptops_speleorex 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably better of he doesn't

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ThoughtCrimeConvict 13 points ago +13 / -0

In the town of old Kenosha marched some troubled rogues one day Held hammers high above their heads, and looking for affray No one dared to ask their business, no one dared to make a stand Save for one young man among them with an AR in his hand AR in his hand In this town, there were some outlaws bound to teachings of the Red, Many soi bois were among them as were trannies overfed, They were vicious, prone to violence, looting autozones and more, And their leader rode a skateboard rolling swiftly on the floor, Swiftly across the floor Now young man started talkin', made it plain to folks around He was there to stop the mob from private property down. Didn't look like much the tough guy 'cept for one important thing for the kenosha kid among them, all to his AR he did claim, to his AR he did claim, Now the night was passing quickly as the mob moved wielding flame And the kid called out to halt them when they spotted him as game He was running down the pavement when a lout caused him to trip And tempted the soyboy leader with the skateboard on his hip Skateboard on his hip It was over in a moment as the folks had gathered round, for The skater sought the rifle as the kid lay on the ground, Oh he might have went on livin' oh how the commies did shout said the kenosha kid before him fuck around, find out, wont ya fuck around and find out Said the kenosha kid before him, wont you fuck around and find out, fuck around and find out.

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RATMW 12 points ago +12 / -0

From the U.K. I’m bawling my eyes out

If there wasn’t a vaccine requirement I’d be planning to move to America. GOD BLESS AMERICA

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FormerLibtard94 10 points ago +10 / -0

And so St. Kyle who had cheated death at the CarSource inside Kenosha, cheated death once again

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RogueLeaderX 8 points ago +8 / -0

What is the reaction on Reddit right now? The Salt must be falling like Niagra Falls.

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45FortheWin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Huge mountains of salt on Twitter. So delicious!

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VirPopulus 7 points ago +7 / -0

I was just jamming some Marty Robbins tunes on guitar last night.

Every fren should own this (and the follow-up) album. Part of the American songbook.

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WVboi 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why has this song been out for a year and I'm just now hearing it?

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Lush_Rimjob 7 points ago +7 / -0

FUCK AROUND......

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ObamasLooseButthole 7 points ago +7 / -0

FIND OUT!!

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Infuriator 6 points ago +6 / -0

AR on a sling. Lmao.

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mivvan [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0
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zippy2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dang that was good. Not long before we get a music video

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jamrs 4 points ago +4 / -0

This was WAY better than I thought it was going to be after it started out. Great work

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Mother_of_gains 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wish OP could change "Wigger" to "pedo". Would be much easier to share that way.

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Canapeder 4 points ago +4 / -0

Love me some Marty Robbins!

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VirPopulus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Every Patriot should be required to listen to Marty.

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Buck_Fiden 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ain't he right?

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WhiteTrashJesus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes

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VirPopulus 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was a NASCAR driver too.

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RyanT282 1 point ago +1 / -0

Marty Robbins was the man!

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MichellesDick 3 points ago +3 / -0

GET GOT YOU PEDOPHILE FUCKS!!!!! USA ! USA ! USA !

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Cop-Morty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeehaww!

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MAGAPlenty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Big iron on his hip!

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SoldierofKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's ok to cry a tear or two if there's actual justice.

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SALTYBALLS 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kyle should do an interview and announce his intent to sue MSM as they interview him 🤣🤣🤣

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3percenterFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love that song, it is beautiful and unmistakably American.

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My_dick_screamed 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is actually really good. Hard times make for great music.

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Stacey_Abrams_Is_Fat 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m going to dance to that shit all night!!!

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Buck_Fiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

♫♪ I want you. I need you. But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you.

Now don't be sad... Cause two out of three ain't bad. ♪♫

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hey_spike 1 point ago +1 / -0

Proly banned frome iTunes. Otherwise, it would be #1, pure gold.

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Kek_Johnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Epic.

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The_C0lLING 1 point ago +1 / -0

FUCKING AMAZING!

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JSullz59 1 point ago +1 / -0

This needs to play as the credits roll.

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bornbeefy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone have a mp3 of this?

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MassConfusion 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have this album

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CommieCucker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Words cannot express how amazing this is. I liked Big Iron to begin with.

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bill_in_texas 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope one day Kyle can sit back and laugh, and enjoy this song, and the memes, and the rest, that have kept us, his backers, sane throughout this harrowing ordeal.

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BastardsBlanket 1 point ago +1 / -0

Liberal tears are gonna flow over this one. gonna be hilarious

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nurishment 1 point ago +1 / -0

FUCK YEAHHHH!!!!!

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sorossockpuppet2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Playing this all around my house and daydreaming about killing commies

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trauncher 1 point ago +1 / -0

Change the name of the city to Kyleosha... nobody knows who Ken is anyway.

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Maenard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shareworthy.

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BigLove 1 point ago +1 / -0

Been looking for this all day! Thank you!

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BrianSolo 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is brilliant.