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Kyle Leaving Court House! All Smiles ๐Ÿ™‚ (media.patriots.win) โญย ย ย FREEย ย ASย ย FUCKย ย ย โญ
posted ago by RepublicanRN ago by RepublicanRN +6810 / -1
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TDmaga 554 points ago +555 / -1

FREE MAN

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Red_Hibiscus 373 points ago +375 / -2

FREE AS FUCK

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Business-Socks 245 points ago +245 / -0

THE PEOPLES HERO SON: HE WILL NEVER PAY FOR A BEER AS LONG AS HE LIVES ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ

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basedvirginian 148 points ago +149 / -1

Kyle is a gigachad. Weโ€™re lucky to share a country with him ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

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pushbackv2 100 points ago +100 / -0

Feel immensely better about his future and this country's.

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hunterforprison 49 points ago +49 / -0

I'm so relieved the jury did the right thing.

Unfortunately this only amplifying the commies rage to trample our rights.

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stucklikegluetoMAGA 35 points ago +35 / -0

And this picture of Kyle smiling will undoubtedly infuriate them even more... โ€œwhite supremacist laughing about getting away with murderโ€. Angry retards.

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PepePedebone 10 points ago +10 / -0

Pede, get out of their head, when you understand what's in it. I'd be smiling also.

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Tellman125 2 points ago +3 / -1

"Angry and concerned"* - as Resident Xiden called himself:

https://archive.md/6ZNWA

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zicke 11 points ago +11 / -0

fuckcommies, they are a minority.

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MAGAMOPAR 19 points ago +19 / -0

ABSOLUTELY!

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NomadicKrow2 13 points ago +13 / -0

He's going to have to carry a gun for the rest of his life. I pray this isn't the case and he can live in peace, but I truly feel like maybe the John Brown Gun Club is going to try to kill him, or some rando moron trying to get a hippy chick to fuck him.

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coffee_grdr 12 points ago +12 / -0

he seems like the type that wouldn't mind having a concealed carry permit and using it! besides, he'll probably join a based police force somewhere...

as far as being attacked by some leftwing nutjob, they've show themselves to be pretty inept at physical attacks and well... he's 3 and 0 using all skill and no luck!

kyles warning to the left should be "don't send anyone that you want back!"

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bill_in_texas 25 points ago +25 / -0

His lawyer said he was aspiring to become a nurse. What did Mr. Rogers say? Look for the helpers. Kyle has consistently shown himself to be a helper. At this point, after seeing how the cops who took the stand tried to fuck Kyle over, I don't see why he would aspire to be a cop anymore.

I get that there are good cops, I've met some really fine, professional and compassionate cops locally, but if I had the experience with police that Kyle has had, well, if I had entertained a career as a cop, that would be over.

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FetalTransition 10 points ago +10 / -0

Go be some rural Sheriff's Deputy some place that the people love him.

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Libertardian 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dude, after he sues the media, he will have tens of millions of dollars, like Sandman.
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He can make millions more with his own brand of AR 15: "The Rittenhouse AR-15".
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With that kind of money, you can have a very well-protected residence, and hire lots of bodyguards.

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fskfsk 4 points ago +5 / -1

Concealed carry doesn't help when they ambush you. He's getting the Reinohel treatment if Antifa finds out where he lives.

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Deplora 6 points ago +6 / -0

He needs to get that rifle back and auction it off. It would fetch a LOT.

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Jacobite 11 points ago +11 / -0

At least half an arm and a whole leg.

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NomadicKrow2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Unfortunately, he can't because he was never the legal owner. The owner is facing charges for giving it to him that night. But since the judge dropped the possession charge, I can't see his trial going too far.

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TheSniffingMenace 4 points ago +4 / -0

GigaChads don't fuck filthy hippy hoes.

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NomadicKrow2 4 points ago +4 / -0

I meant some random piece of shit beta cuck trying to get a BLM hippy white chick from the 'burbs to sleep with him might try to kill Kyle.

I'm scared for the guy. He deserves to celebrate now, but he needs to be armed for the rest of his life.

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deplorable-d00d 1 point ago +1 / -0

No self-respecting man should ever try to fuck a chick with more body hair than him.

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pushbackv2 13 points ago +13 / -0

That's not gonna be enforced anywhere I know of. And I live in California.

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BlaineBug 7 points ago +7 / -0

I agree, they always double down on something horrendous when we win a small battle.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 15 points ago +15 / -0

This wasn't a small battle.

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Illah88zillah 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why do you need to be a dick flavored blackpill tho? I'm super happy God still answers prayers, celebrate the LORDS Good work!!! Feels good man!

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President_Elect_Marx 5 points ago +5 / -0

This verdict was a nice big white pill

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BlmAnimalFarmFodder 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kyle should replace "chad".

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PresidentPussyGraber -5 points ago +8 / -13

Kyle is the only person I'd consider letting Fuck my hypothetical wife.

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My2Cents 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hate to be the downer, but he'll probably also have to have paid security and look over his shoulder all his life in fear of a vengeful "activist" seeking "justice."

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Mjhombre 18 points ago +18 / -0

Sue the living fuck out of every last one of the commie fucking cocksuckers that slandered him in the media. Buy an island, buy a security detail, buy a thousand acres in Texas and hope someone is dumb enough to try, buy whatever he wants, cause he will be able to afford it.

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PROBE 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or ammo.

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Hollywoodspypede 2 points ago +2 / -0

He'll never pay for a meal.

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Im_shmmaaaaaat 2 points ago +2 / -0

He will never have to buy his own beer at the bar again (or I mean, when he's 21)

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then 1 point ago +2 / -1

Or a box of ammo or 2 at gun shows!!!!

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PaineThomas 11 points ago +11 / -0

Born free and will live free. As it should be.

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TearofLys 4 points ago +4 / -0

He should put that shirt on first thing tomorrow morning...let us mine more salt.

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Barrysstash 52 points ago +52 / -0

Emphasis on free. And man.

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Flipakademsarepedos 44 points ago +44 / -0

This photo just made me tear up again ๐Ÿ˜ญ โค๏ธ

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eagle-eyes2020 30 points ago +31 / -1

Yes, this smile shows so much joy, but also his big, big heart - he is a real treasure.

And it would have been a bigly sin, if a demon judge would have jailed him!

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FollowTheVOTEmasks 15 points ago +15 / -0

He also knows that before long he could be a billionaire if he gets a good lawyer

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eagle-eyes2020 8 points ago +9 / -1

That's right, but he definetly has a big, big heart - for sure!

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The_Litehaus_Abides 14 points ago +14 / -0

He's a genuinely good guy who was only there to help. Seeing this smile makes me feel better because I was worried when he suddenly left the courtroom.

I was pretty sure he had to run out to throw up. God bless Kyle.

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ModernKnight 26 points ago +26 / -0

There's way more commies in the US than that, and I'm not going to support any stopping until all of them become good commies, regardless of their ethnicity.

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xzibit_b 17 points ago +21 / -4

If you think Trump is on board with your retarded idea that any and all communistic shit in the US is as a result of jews (It isn't, its a result of the collaboration of the 30s to 80s Soviets, and the 90s to now Chicoms), I guess the narrative that Trump is a zionist shill with all the pro-Israel stuff he did during his administration is now being swept under the rug because he said some words.

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NomadicKrow2 12 points ago +12 / -0

A Joo sent the reporter after the jury bus yesterday! DAMN JOOS!

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ModernKnight 3 points ago +3 / -0

Top kek, this!

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Deplora 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, a Korean Jew. Who knew that was even a thing?

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Dictator_Bob 11 points ago +11 / -0

The mistake being made here is assuming they are supporters. They are supporters of Islamists before President Trump.

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Dumbkunts 0 points ago +3 / -3

Yeh theyโ€™re so dumb hahaha why donโ€™t they just believe what we know is true! Theyโ€™re not true believers!

Haha theyโ€™re so dumb guys

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Trump45IsGod 3 points ago +4 / -1

I love Trump cuz he is the closest thing to America first we have. But he is Zionist . Why do we give so much money to people across the ocean. That's our money. Fuck the Israel Jews. Fuck Globalhomo. AMERICA FIRST.

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WuhunFastFoodCourt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Very well said. In addition /pol/, admittedly a low signal to noise kind of place is thoroughly infested with this crap.

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VirPopulus 5 points ago +11 / -6

Good job, you fell for the PSYOP (or you're a glowfag)! It's how the Left will gain credibility when describing our side as 'white supremacists'/'Nazis'; retards like yourself giving it to them on a silver platter.

I know a ton of Commies who aren't Jews. Do they get a pass?

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VirPopulus 8 points ago +8 / -0

Look, I am well aware that there are a ton of Commie Jews, facts are facts. But when people who think they're on our side go on about their opinion that Commies wouldn't exist if it weren't for Jews, it reeks of the same bullshit as the 'systemic racism' crowd. It also completely ignores the fact that evil exists in this world, in all men's hearts, outside of race, color, and creed. I've also noticed that a lot of these 'muh it's the Jooz!' morons are recent converts to MAGA and don't know that MAGA welcomes anyone who supports (and fights for) MAGA. That being said, I'm all for their right to say these things, debate is always a good thing.

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justmadethisacc7725 2 points ago +2 / -0

A public jew in France what does that mean

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OGpsywar 5 points ago +5 / -0

They won't need any kind of pass, .. the helicopter door just stays wide-open.

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disgruntled_patriot 3 points ago +4 / -1

This MAN never should have been put on trial. Never should have been any doubt or any argument that this MAN did the RIGHT THING.

His freedom NEVER should have been placed in jeopardy!

This is the Communist States of America, and it will be until more MEN act like Mr. Rittenhouse!

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ShyRipley 90 points ago +90 / -0

That smile. Well there go my happy tears again :)

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JimothyHalpert 30 points ago +30 / -0

Word. I have never been so happy for a stranger.

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Baconmmm 6 points ago +6 / -0

You really can tell. So glad heโ€™s through a hard part. Iโ€™m sure thereโ€™ll be more. Kid is tough as nails though. Iโ€™ve got a feeling heโ€™ll be alright.

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EDM4Trump 19 points ago +19 / -0

Same!!

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spezisacuckold 6 points ago +6 / -0

He knows heโ€™s going to be rich as fuck lol

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ShyRipley 3 points ago +3 / -0

Rightly deserved

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PorchLightOn 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yup. Same here. Phew, what a day.

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ShyRipley 4 points ago +4 / -0

inorite?

What a day... what a week... what a sweet victory! :)

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ceremony_ 12 points ago +12 / -0

Is he sitting on the lap of his defense counselor?

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Seadan 8 points ago +8 / -0

I ctrl-f'd "lap"to find this question. Sure looks that way to me. I've been staring at it trying to wrap my head around what is really going on in that photo and I can't figure it out.

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IronMaiden 10 points ago +10 / -0

Looks like three rows of seats and he's in the back leaning forward. I could be wrong.

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Cyer6 4 points ago +4 / -0

This young man suffered and took it for the community of Kenosha and all True Americans who value The Constitution along with one of our most basic fundamental rights. He really is a modern day saint. He paid a high price for many.

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JebGot538 215 points ago +216 / -1

richards needs a beer

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Mukzn 139 points ago +140 / -1

Kyle needs a beer

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MasterChef 93 points ago +94 / -1

In Wisconsin that's legal with parental supervision

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Pinochet_Was_Right 49 points ago +50 / -1

fuck, give him a shot then. Nice single malt

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PelosisSaggyTadders 17 points ago +18 / -1

Kyle may enjoy it considering he's manlier than all who came before him but he likely hasn't developed a taste for it yet. I think a margarita would get the job done.

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Dictator_Bob 18 points ago +19 / -1

He needs to have a beer with his dad. As was tradition.

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PelosisSaggyTadders 13 points ago +13 / -0

I re-read my post and am ashamed of my pussy ass suggestion. You are 100% right.

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Faulkner 7 points ago +7 / -0

If Kyle wants a margarita, Kyle gets a margarita, and margaritas enjoy a much more manly reputation forever!

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Dictator_Bob 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOL we can chalk it up to:

Someone buy that man a drink!

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RageQuit 4 points ago +6 / -2

His dad should have a Miller, maybe MGD. Kyle should have Leinenkugel, maybe Symmer Shanty.

Edit: or if feeling crafty, a spotted cow would be fitting for both.

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MasterChef 6 points ago +7 / -1

Whiskey sour is a good starter cocktail. Make it with a rye for extra flavor. Or Make a brandy old fashioned. The people in Wisconsin love those

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worldofsmut 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or a guy carrying a skateboard.

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Trump4Infinity 3 points ago +3 / -0

funny law in wisconsin actually. if under 18 can drink with parental consent but 18-21 regardless if parent is present or not can't be served.

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Suture_Self 2 points ago +2 / -0

as long as he doesn't cross state lines

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keepamericagreat102 17 points ago +17 / -0

we should organize a celebration in his name. Anyone near Kenosha?

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PelosisSaggyTadders 19 points ago +19 / -0

There are a lot of glasses with alcohol in them that are being clinked together around the world right now.

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THESALTMUSTFLOW1964 7 points ago +7 / -0

Cheers from Canada

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FLIBS 49 points ago +49 / -0

Damn he does, looks like he just came back from war.

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BasicKekinomics 33 points ago +33 / -0

He was clearly stressing when the verdict was about to read. Had his head down in his hands.

Probably trying not to tear up himself.

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Barrysstash 33 points ago +33 / -0

Dude his lawyer was super stressing with head in hand

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grad16uc 18 points ago +18 / -0

Showed how much it mattered to them. Was nice to see.

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c_programmer 16 points ago +16 / -0

Trial lawyers so rarely get to represent not-guilty people, let alone people who are actually innocent. It has to be a whole different mentality to actually believe your client is innocent and is being railroaded by a malicious DA.

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ukr567 6 points ago +7 / -1

Few people get that. Basically every client you represent is a scum bag that has it coming but you still have to do your job well and try and get them off.

Getting a case of defending someone innocent is very special.

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TRUMP_1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

You could see the lawyer's legs bouncing. They were all nervous as hell

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bighomiebeenchillin 1 point ago +4 / -3

homie he was stressin since da day he got charged with hella counts of murder and attempted murder. lil homie was facing da possibility of like 3 life sentences which was looming over him every single day of his life since he got charged.

today was da culmination of all that shit, and da day he would find out if he was Finna be a free man or live da rest of his (like 72 mfin more years brah homie young af) sharin a pen with bubba lmao no shit he was scary af and anxiety trippin 24/7 for over a year brah there was a real chance that da jury woulda said ay he guilty lock his ass up and that woulda been it for lil homie.

heโ€™d literally be sleepin up in da pen at this very moment had that happened brah

very few ppl will ever feel da kind of stupid RELIEF that he felt da moment da jury said ay he innocent. it prolly felt euphoric brah some incredible shit

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Themis595 9 points ago +9 / -0

He did

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StraightWhiteCisMale 39 points ago +39 / -0

People gave him a ton of shit for how he handled the trial. I like him. I think he's one of those rare defense lawyers that doesn't come off as slimy in the least bit, which is rare, and would have helped to win me over as a juror. He just came off as a good guy who wanted the right thing to be done for his client.

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FireannDireach 19 points ago +20 / -1

He deserved a lot of the shit he got - it was not a perfect defense. He got it done - and I and nobody else should try to take that away from him, but we were all stressing the fuck out while this played out, because of his choices. I said yesterday or the day before, his mistakes will be drowned out with the celebration - and it is, thank god - but he had us all in WTF? mode for a long time.

Thankfully this is all in the rearview mirror of Kyle winning. If he'd lost...fuck I don't even want to consider that anymore. He won. But I'm not going to gaslight the last couple of weeks, regarding Richards.

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bighomiebeenchillin 0 points ago +1 / -1

what he do wrong smart ass

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PraiseBeToScience 14 points ago +14 / -0

I would love to know the inside baseball of what happened with the jury.

I am positive many of them had clued into the fact that the prosecution was slimy and trying to cheat, even though the reprimands were done without them in the room, they clearly would've known something was up when every time Littlebinger would talk they'd have to clear the room.

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Husky 8 points ago +8 / -0

They went home and watched footage. Guarantee it

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c_programmer 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm not a huge fan of Monday morning QBing, especially when most of it originated from a layer with a reason to be salty (Barnes). That being said, multiple lawyer had major criticisms so I'm inclined to believe some of it is justified. Particularly Andrew Brancas remarks since his entire law practice is consulting on use of force criminal cases.

Conversely, everyone was pissed off that Kyle took the stand but Richards justified it very well afterwards. They A/B Tested in front of mock juries and it was clear that a defense with Kyle did better than one without. He also said that self defense is very hard to sell to a Wisconsin jury without testifying.

At the end of the day it's moot. He won because his case was strong and the criticisms probably weren't the reason the jury took so damn long. We'll learn more about that in the next week or two as jurors get talkative.

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Frog_Anne 6 points ago +6 / -0

According to what I'm hearing, it seems most of the time it is an actual criminal that ends up in court. In that case, it would certainly be crazy to have them take the stand. Kyle, on the other hand, is pretty much squeaky clean and totally innocent of all charges. Another commenter mentioned Mr. Rogers "look for the helpers" pretty much embodies Kyle. That makes it a little different.

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Shakakka99 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'll bet he's driving straight to the fucking bar.

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I_Am_The_Senate 163 points ago +163 / -0

Richards: "Better not be any HAV-OCK on the drive home!"

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morphagent 33 points ago +33 / -0

Rekieta? Is that you? "Pah-don me, your awna."

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BasicKekinomics 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'll pull this care rat over.

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TownHallBall 3 points ago +3 / -0

Apt username.

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OccasionalCortex21 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hopefully his eye sight doesnt go hocus pocus out of focus as hes driving

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Shenanigunz 130 points ago +130 / -0

There is a man that will never take a single second of his freedom for granted.

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PelosisSaggyTadders 49 points ago +50 / -1

He'll never pay for a beer for his entire life.

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Higgins77 14 points ago +14 / -0

โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ

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TheEvacuator 1 point ago +1 / -0

No.

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thenameisdonald 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Kyle H. Rittenhouseโ€™s life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.

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BasicKekinomics 120 points ago +120 / -0

The only thing that would make today better is watching law enforcement or the national guard actually stomp the shit out of antifa/blm rioters tonight for a change.

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Saxonlady 92 points ago +93 / -1

Now that Kyle has been deemed the actual victim in this, arresting the man who tried to murder him would make me happy.

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PickleSticks 42 points ago +43 / -1

This needs to happen. He should be arrested he is a felon who had a gun

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DomTullipso 12 points ago +13 / -1

He wasn't a felon.. Charged, but not convicted. He still should at least get a brandishing charge

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BehindTheSatan 11 points ago +11 / -0

I heard he had his record expunged. Dunno how true that is.

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DomTullipso 10 points ago +10 / -0

Its possible. However, most people that have a conviction expunged will also petition to have the arrest record expunged, as well. At least any lawyer worth his salt would. Also, depending on the state and crime, there's a waiting period before you can get things expunged

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RedditIs4Retards 3 points ago +3 / -0

Waiting periods and laws only pertain to the law abiding

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DomTullipso 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly..a judge has to sign off on your expungement. And it's 100% his decision if he wants to, but only AFTER that period will he do it

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FireannDireach 7 points ago +8 / -1

Yes, he was. He had two previous DWIs, which barred him from owning a gun, and was arrested twice for carrying a weapon while intoxicated, one AFTER catching a felony that banned him from owning or carrying a gun. The media hand waved the expired CC permit, but failed to mention that he couldn't renew it regardless, because of his criminal history. His felony burglary conviction also prevented him from legally owning a gun.

Gaige was an ex-felon who was not able to own or carry a gun, period, when he brought a pistol to a riot. He by all rights should still be in jail for his past crimes, let alone the things he did in Kenosha.

Gaige was a career criminal. His rap sheet shows it. None of which came up in the trial, for the "innocent medic". Just like the pedophilia and child rape charges for the pedo were ignored.

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RedditIs4Retards 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wasn't his conceal carry expired and he was still carrying concealed?

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DomTullipso 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sure. That's a minor misdemeanor, though

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RedditIs4Retards 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sure, but imagine combining it with the attempt murder charge he deserves!

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ismellhippies 4 points ago +4 / -0

You're not wrong, but it would never stick. You'd have to prove he didn't know Kyle was an active shooter. The only person who could possibly be found guilty is Rosenbaum since he wound have had no reasonable belief Kyle was an active shooter.

Which makes me think what if I were down there and everyone was screeching Kyle was an active shooter, what if I pulled out my 9 and dropped him? Thought terrifies me because I'd have been dead wrong and shot an innocent kid

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Brobold 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unfortunately that's the problem. You have to know your target.

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ismellhippies 2 points ago +2 / -0

you're totally right, but if you hear gun shots and everyone is screaming active shooter, that's some damn good evidence.

I honestly don't know what I would have done on scene. I like to think i would have seen he wasn't a threat as was so obvious on video. But with adrenaline and all that going who knows.

But it makes you reconsider other active shooter scenarios.

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IlhanOmarsFagBrother 13 points ago +13 / -0

We need about 20 Based Stick Mans

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Dictator_Bob 7 points ago +7 / -0

Knowing that they face communities prepared to defend themselves from mob violence is a much, much, muuuuuch better reward.

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RATMW 99 points ago +100 / -1

GOD IS GREAT

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 25 points ago +26 / -1

I prayed for this, thank GOD for all the prayer warriors

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Flipakademsarepedos 12 points ago +13 / -1

Same here!!!!! I said so many prayers to God the past couple days. God bless Kyle and the USA!!!

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Asentrix -2 points ago +2 / -4

Thank you personally for praying, if you didn't kyle would've fried, but your imaginary words saved him!

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Serpentarius 2 points ago +3 / -1

Don't take it personally. Your ego is showing.

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 2 points ago +3 / -1

My words werenโ€™t imaginary, retard ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Tx50bmg 88 points ago +88 / -0

Fuck yeah, you deserve it Kyle!

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AlcoholicRetard 65 points ago +65 / -0

GET THAT MAN A GUN

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Jefferson 61 points ago +61 / -0

Is he sitting on Miss Wisco's lap?

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RocketSprocket 28 points ago +28 / -0

That woman's contribution was YUGE!!!

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Throwaway_Test -21 points ago +5 / -26

If by "contribution", you mean "body".

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RocketSprocket 31 points ago +31 / -0

I'm not throwing any shade at all. She stood up and delivered the right info at the right time, and I think was an import contributor to justice being done.

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BilbroNaggins 14 points ago +14 / -0

Your honor, the shitty video they had... They gave me a shittier version of it. Not even burger king would be this deceiving your honor.

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RocketSprocket 6 points ago +6 / -0

The prosecution is working this weekend. They're getting all their phones and laptops and plan to wipe it with a cloth.

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Shwoogin 3 points ago +4 / -1

Hey whoa I will not stand idly by while flame broiled whoppers are slandered by your hatespeech. You are a burgerphobe sir, and I demand an apology for this reckless, libelous characterization of this fine product.

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BilbroNaggins 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dear Mr. SoylentGreen Burger merchant, THIS is the closest thing you'll have as an apology from me sir. Enjoy your apology and HAVE A GOOD DAY SIR!

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FireannDireach 4 points ago +4 / -0

Me neither, but I always hope people that size get some help and lose the weight. you can't be happy and healthy at that size. Except Kraus, I hope he keels over clutching his fat manboobs in excruciating pain from a massive heart attack. Fuck him, lying 5x bag of shit.

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RocketSprocket 2 points ago +2 / -0

There will be no beers, brats and cheesecurds for him in the afterlife.

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USAF4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

She gotta fat booty

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JediDwag 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sitting on the seat behind leaning out and forward to see out the windshield.

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ObongoForPrison2020 58 points ago +58 / -0

"Are ya winning, son?"

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Pinochet_Was_Right 52 points ago +52 / -0

My Nigga

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rossiFan 18 points ago +18 / -0

My trigga

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Flipakademsarepedos 4 points ago +6 / -2

๐Ÿคฃ My jogga

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Bigly2021 43 points ago +43 / -0

Congrats Kyle! I hope you become a wealthy young man once you sue the shit out of President Poopypants, and his shills.

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MyAuntFanny 4 points ago +4 / -0

Those names would sound good together running for office, or on the doors of a law firm.

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Jimmyjetfuel 41 points ago +44 / -3

He's gonna get so laid!

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keepamericagreat102 44 points ago +45 / -1

4doorsmorewhores

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Flipakademsarepedos 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hippp lmaooo all the girls will be on his dick, especially now that he has bodies according to my good black friend lls

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Mukzn 30 points ago +30 / -0

Good for him!!! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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never_come_down 26 points ago +26 / -0

Hail Saint Rittenhouse!

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Flipakademsarepedos 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck yes!!!

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NakaTrash 25 points ago +25 / -0

Powerful picture--Kyle's relief & joy; Richard's exhaustion.

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PM_ME_UR_MAGIC_CARDS 24 points ago +24 / -0

I hope someone shows Kyle Patriots.win

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PelosisSaggyTadders 16 points ago +16 / -0

I guaranty he knows.

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Baconmmm 2 points ago +2 / -0

For sure he does. Donโ€™t forget, my boy was front row at Trump rally in Iowa!

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Wefree1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

How do you know are you Kyle?

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PelosisSaggyTadders 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sick burn, bro!

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FuckReddit4545 24 points ago +24 / -0

From ear to ear. God bless this young man. He showed remarkable bravery and control. We should all aspire to be Kyle Rittenhouse.

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ShyRipley 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well said.

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Flipakademsarepedos 4 points ago +4 / -0

Preach brotha!!! Hallelujah!

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LastconservativeNY2 19 points ago +19 / -0

Does he have security? I worry about his safety.

I really hope someone is getting him out of the state, to somewhere safe.

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ShyRipley 19 points ago +19 / -0

Richards did an interview session shortly after the verdict and I think he said something about getting Kyle out of town and out of the state even, at least for right now. I think they are very aware of needing to take care of his safety.

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Flipakademsarepedos 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah heโ€™s had security every day since the initial shootings happened per his attorney Richards

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FloridaGirl 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'd be honored if he crashed in my guest room.

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CDXX 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bring him to Florida

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FireannDireach 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope he sleeps well tonight, and every night for the rest of his life.

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Flipakademsarepedos 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah heโ€™s had security every day since the shooting happened per his attorney Richards

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KMacsBinder 4 points ago +4 / -0

They also said hes had 24 hour security. Hopefully that continues for a while

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bighomiebeenchillin 0 points ago +1 / -1

how tf can he afford that shii

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PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago +3 / -0

I worry about theirs.

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MAGA_Argent_Crusade 19 points ago +20 / -1

He doesn't have that crazy look in his eyes like the hardcore leftists. He looks like a good kid.

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ObongoForPrison2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

Kyle is a man amongst boys. And he is the best kid...the Kenosha Kid!

Saint Kyle.

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Flipakademsarepedos 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hell yes pede!!!!!! Preach! A genuine fucking smile!!!

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PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gaige Grosskreutz's dead-eyed stare the entire time on the stand, trying to talk about how he'd never hurt anyone.

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WhiskeyTangoActual 18 points ago +18 / -0

There goes a kid with a future that I only ever dreamed of having. God Speed Kyle, I know we haven't see the last of you or the great things you are going to do for this country. As a man 3 times your age I admire and respect you. Fuck Joe Biden.

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VarusSPQR 13 points ago +13 / -0

HAHA Awesome! Good kid!

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Ironlabel1 12 points ago +12 / -0

CNN: white supremes smirk strikes again!

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Flipakademsarepedos 3 points ago +3 / -0

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ yup!

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CisSiberianOrchestra 12 points ago +12 / -0

Is that Gene Hackman in the front seat?

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MatchGame76 13 points ago +13 / -0

I thought it was Steve Bannon behind him because of the hair lol

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PelosisSaggyTadders 2 points ago +2 / -0

What are you smoking? Maybe Gene Hackman's second cousin, twice removed.

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gregariousbarbarian 4 points ago +4 / -0

Most people here are autistic

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FoDoorsMoWhores 12 points ago +12 / -0

Iconic photo.

Can the prosecution please provide me with the HD version?

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DeplorableLA 11 points ago +11 / -0

He looks 10 years younger. Finally. Looks his age. Bless this young man!!

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YOLOSwag_McFartnut 11 points ago +11 / -0

Free AF

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cosmos411 10 points ago +10 / -0

Now he has two things to do:

  1. Watch his back. The left are cowardly bastards.

  2. Sue everyone that slandered him

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GenericInsult 10 points ago +10 / -0

Justice prevailed today.

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Antenna 9 points ago +10 / -1

OH how glorious to see that smile โ˜†โ˜…โ˜† ๐Œ๐€๐Š๐„ ๐€๐Œ๐„๐‘๐ˆ๐‚๐€ ๐†๐‘๐„๐€๐“ ๐€๐†๐€๐ˆ๐ โ˜†โ˜…โ˜†

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ImVoting4Trump 9 points ago +9 / -0

I hope this man sues every last one of the media and public officials who defamed him and doesnโ€™t just stop after he has enough millions to live on. He needs to drive every single one of them into the ground.

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LivingLegend2 8 points ago +8 / -0

No homo, but I just wanna give him a hug. Poor kid been through so much. So happy he is FREE!

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PromiseImNotASpook 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kyle should be filing lawsuits against media and anyone he can for slander and then take that money and disappear for a few years. Enjoy his life and come back when he feels comfortable doing so. The man is going to have a target on his back for awhile, it's best he gets to live his life in privacy until he's ready to return.

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RogueLeaderX 8 points ago +8 / -0

I don't want to see smiles, I want to see tears!!

LIBERAL TEARS!!

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FLIBS 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh you will! That's the next phase of this...

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ShyRipley 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Salt. Must. Flow.

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KILLARY4PRISON 2 points ago +3 / -1

Our salt mining autists are currently in the shafts of reddit right now bringing back the mother lode. Patience.

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FriendlyFriendlyFrie 8 points ago +8 / -0

Enjoy deer season Kyle!

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RSCJCS 8 points ago +8 / -0

Congrats Kyle! You are now officially FREE AS FUCK!

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Flipakademsarepedos 3 points ago +3 / -0

๐Ÿ˜Žโ™ฅ๏ธ

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imkingdavid 8 points ago +8 / -0

FREE AS FUCK

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WearsNightcap 8 points ago +8 / -0

My heart is full. <3

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sorossockpuppet2 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'd like to imagine he looked like that the whole way back

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OlLadyPede 7 points ago +7 / -0

God bless that kid!

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bothloveocean 7 points ago +7 / -0

Free at last, free at last, thank God almighty, free at last.

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ubermk3 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can't tell if that's God or Steve Bannon directly behind the lawyer. Also, the lawyer appears to be looking out for commie thugs who haven't learned their lesson yet.

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tiamat 7 points ago +7 / -0

What happens now tho, does he go into witness protection program for a few months to get away from the mob that will no doubt surround his house?

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bighomiebeenchillin 0 points ago +1 / -1

witness protection program? homie he not a witness wtf lmao he da defender stupid ass

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

[Insert Meme] Pepe Laugh

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TophunkUSA 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have nothing to say but FUCK JOE BIDEN.

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DiscoStu 5 points ago +5 / -0

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW!!