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Choppermagic 31 points ago +31 / -0

i would give nearly anything for this to happen ha ha

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Juzeza 16 points ago +16 / -0

lol

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Sodium_miner 14 points ago +14 / -0

Toppest KEK

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Amaroq64 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lmfao it really is, I'm losing my shit over this one!

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Linnaeus 9 points ago +9 / -0

This looks like it could be a crime show. Kinda want to see a Miami Vice sort of show where Nick and Kyle track down, expose, and convict traitors and communists. Nicks the smooth, lawyer type, Kyle's the muscle and the arsenal.

Now we juts need Bruce Campbell and a sexy broad to round it out.

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Smiles and Blue Gloves" ?

"Red Hat and the Medic" ?

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mojavegreen 8 points ago +8 / -0

Make this real. Sue the mofos into oblivion Kyle.

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LiteraIIyHitIer 1 point ago +1 / -0

And don't settle like Sandmann did.

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xdrunkagainx 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rittenhouse/Sandmann 2024

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NvJohansson 2 points ago +2 / -0

2048...

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xdrunkagainx 2 points ago +2 / -0

We can ignore election laws to

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Smurfection 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm impressed with both Sandmann and Rittenhouse. Furthermore, when Sandmann reached out to Rittenhouse, I thought that was one of the nicest and most gentlemanly acts he could have done for Rittenhouse. Sandmann had the benefits of going to a private school, professional well educated married parents and a whole community behind him. Kyle RittenHouse came from a working poor family, son of a single mom without a whole lot of education and to see Sandmann reach out to support Rittenhouse just warmed my heart. Same thing with the McCloskeys, going to Kenosha just to make their support for Kyle Rittenhouse clear.

Conservatives really need a lot more of this. We need a lot more teamwork and we need to stop throwing each other under the bus and finding fault with each other. We play best when we play as a team.

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phoenixdeathtiger 3 points ago +3 / -0

It does seem like he could recommend a good lawyer.

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STAYPUREBLOOD 4 points ago +4 / -0

YES 11/19 Kyle AMERICAN SELF DEFENCE DAY

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dulled 5 points ago +5 / -0

11/19 just so happens to be men's day

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Roadpower 3 points ago +3 / -0

oh god, they make me laugh so hard it hurts.

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KingOfTards 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sandmann needs to marry and have kids with Kyle's sister. Then we can groom the Ultimate President!

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 2 points ago +2 / -0

At this point they're going to own CNN like they're doing the Eiffel Tower to a $3 ladyboi.

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Yz450f 2 points ago +2 / -0

Perhaps that Big Pharma money could be spent better when it is controlled by an 18 year old kid.

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DeplorableLA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh yeah! I have not laughed this hard since Pelosi’s boondoggle was cancelled during the government shutdown. Excellent!!

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45isthebomb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Senator Sandmann and Senator Rittenhouse.

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donalds_stones 2 points ago +2 / -0

The main stream media fucked up bigtime. These two young men are showing the other young men how fucked up the media actually is. Young men like these are the people shouting fuck joe Biden at college football games. A reckoning is coming and the Democrats are gonna get pulverized.

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Kholland65 2 points ago +2 / -0

New law firm: Rittenhouse and sandman - “we take on the lying media so you don’t have to.”

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GilaMonsterous 2 points ago +2 / -0

DO IT!

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mikethemarine 1 point ago +1 / -0

Babylon Bee is usually not that far off the truth, maybe they could have a real news station

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OriginalPede2015 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yea, people talk shit about Zoomers. But boooooy, these two bring hope for a bright future!

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Winter_bow_huntress 1 point ago +1 / -0

OK this is the best one I've seen them do so far! Top Kek!

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PaulieM91 1 point ago +1 / -0

time to make them congressmen.

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jennyfrutex 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rename it to the SandHouse.

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SpinShaitan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahahhah

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Redditcanblowme 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's funny because it's true....

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ironhorse 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's your next original MARVEL "Super Hero" story

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