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mimefortheblind 106 points ago +106 / -0

He’d be better off in the joint than dialing that number.

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hellohellohellohello 58 points ago +58 / -0

Honestly, it could very easily be a set up - he should consider every word spoken to her (and to a lot of other people, unfortunately) as recorded, and that portions of it will be selectively leaked to hostile media outlets or defendants in his civil litigation - or even worse, in civil litigation targeted at him by Kyle's "victims".

Kyle has a target on his back, and it's not just violence he has to fear.

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Olds777 6 points ago +6 / -0

She might have been the one that pushed her criminal fuckup lover into doing that shit. Women can be sneaky and manipulative as fuck, but at the same time Kyle's a badass, has a huge heart, is fearless and leftist women deep down can't resist a man like him. Hopefully he's smarter than that though.

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Brandon 18 points ago +19 / -1

No

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Brandon 9 points ago +9 / -0

Edit: The best answer: teeth

Original: Been there done that, survived. Not saying I would do it different, just I can't recommend.

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BlackPilled4Decades 2 points ago +2 / -0

when I first read you user name I thought it was ItCameToo. Kyle is going to have a long long list of based girls that want to marry him and bear his children. No need to mess around with crazy, but your comment was funny. People be commenting like Kyle is reading every word on this site right now. It will take historians years to catalog the extent of his fanclub here.

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OccasionalCortex21 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kyle has had enough adventure for a while

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chungus47 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bro. Chlamydia.

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Glower_not_shower 3 points ago +3 / -0

It does look fake, I read an article earlier that just said she felt bad for him.

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BlackPilled4Decades 3 points ago +3 / -0

If he does though, I hope he makes her wear a dog leash, eat form a bowl, and call him sir.

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ADEPhase3AnimalTrial 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jogga please! Can’t you see an obvious fucking trap! Nothing about that witch seems thirsty. Everything about her looks like she wants blood

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Tcrlaf1 16 points ago +16 / -0

RUN, don't walk, away from this crazy one...

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schiff_for_brains 4 points ago +4 / -0

Even their honeypots are fugly.

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BlackPilled4Decades 1 point ago +1 / -0

are we sure it's a she?

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K-Harbour 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is starting to sound like a spaghetti western.

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geebeext 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bingo

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Whoopies_tds 45 points ago +45 / -0

Stay away

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27Sandino 39 points ago +39 / -0

yeah, go ahead and date the jaded girlfriend of the guy you killed, what could possibly go wrong

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BasedInFact 37 points ago +37 / -0

#4DoorsNoLiberalCunts

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StrongPeacemaker 6 points ago +6 / -0

CUM DUMPSTER

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rcstl 26 points ago +26 / -0

He can, and will, do much better.

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DemiCod 22 points ago +22 / -0

Hahaha if this is true it's hilarious.

Ya just know the cunt will have a stiletto waiting under the pillow.

Why would he even consider this. The dude is literally never gonna have to wank again for the rest of his life.

This kids pecker is gonna be the most moisturized member in mid-west.

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Wrexxis780 17 points ago +17 / -0

Even if she was serious, she likely has a ton of diseases and mental issues. NOT WORTH IT

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Long_time_lurker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe she has a thing for bad boys? It'd explain some of the other questionable choices...

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KuzoKevin 21 points ago +21 / -0

Don't hook up with Kamala's stepdaughter when you can bag a super model.

Just sayin'.

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patrioticwinning3 19 points ago +19 / -0

Yea bro, pass on that, then not only will he be a deadshot you will have dodged a bullet!

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the-mighty-kc 18 points ago +18 / -0

Don't do it kid, it's a trap.

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Tyscribz 11 points ago +11 / -0

KEEP WHAT YOU KILL

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe he can get Huber's skull to hang on his wall instead.

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MugaUSA 9 points ago +9 / -0

Too many spelling errors to be true. Hilarious concept though.

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F_O_H 7 points ago +9 / -2

Of course they’re friends.

Just like Derek Chauvin and George Floyd who worked at the same bar together

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Slugbert 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hybristophelia, I believe it’s called (sexual arousal from violence).

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TheRougarou 7 points ago +7 / -0

“It’s a trap”

~Admiral Akbar

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HotChicken 5 points ago +5 / -0

TRAP - this point Forward,

I would think anyone involved or anyone i didnt know trying to get close to me is trying to get even

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Idontevenknow 5 points ago +5 / -0

She just wants a guy who won't rape her kids.

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Patriot_Lettuce 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's a trap. Her olive branch is a lie.

Don't believe her.

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Dieselslacker 5 points ago +5 / -0

When you hit maximum level of kekage, even the women who hate you, want you.

Seen a few posts about leftist chicks fantasizing about good ol country boys slinging the root to them

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Flipakademsarepedos 5 points ago +5 / -0

Holy shit LMFAOOOOO. You can’t even make this shit up!!!! She’s tryna kill you Kyle! Don’t fall for it!!!

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SupaMegaBen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shit, I’d keep my pants on and my CC on my back. Hit it one time just to complete the victory over Huber.

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lispboy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kyle, do not trust this green haired harlot.

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America_No_1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does she have no clue the large quantities of conservative ass he'll be served up for the rest of his life?

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Flipakademsarepedos 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Friend of Jacob Blake” so she fucked the negro who tried to kill his kids…

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Brokenwrd 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its a Trap!

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Ironlabel1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Throw it away.

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cicero21 3 points ago +3 / -0

yeah, he knows better than that. i mean ewwwww, not for $1M.

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SwampView 3 points ago +3 / -0

Warning, Warning, Warning!!! Oops meant to type Nosering, Nosering, Nosering!

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permissible_missile 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honeypot

She looks like if Anita Sarkeesian was actually fuckable

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amarie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kyle is in line for a model wife, along the lines of Melania, not this L.

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Brandon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kyle, If this is real, and you see this. It's probably a trap, even if it's not, Don't put your dick in crazy son.

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becky21k1 2 points ago +3 / -1

I'd say get while the Gittings is good but that ship sailed long ago

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Alphahorizon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Set up

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WowbaggerTIP 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a trap. Yes, in that way too.

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XLV_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

trap

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turdinthepunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a trap

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finscreenname 2 points ago +2 / -0

FUCKIN RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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HairEStamper 1 point ago +1 / -0

He can do better. In fact, I think there are some conservative pedes that are in talks with Kyle's mom to give their daughters hands in marriage to The Kenosha Kid.

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CrankyCrab 1 point ago +1 / -0

If real....stay the fuck away from that psycho. Nothing good will come from that.

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RobinNet 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Kid definitely smells better.

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MAGA_Argent_Crusade 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is a trap.

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TyrannyBuster 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm sure Kyle knows crazy when he sees it.

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Lol_Garrus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ignore her Kyle.

You will have no trouble finding a beautiful conservative woman who will bear many children.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 1 point ago +1 / -0

This has got to be fake.

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Ferzth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Desperate and cray-cray.

Run Kyle, run away from the Crazy.

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brassmule 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does Wisconsin have red flag laws? Cuz bro, RED FLAG RED FLAG.

Do not walk, RUN to your nearest shredder and delete that phone number forever.