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dannypipes75 394 points ago +394 / -0

Mock them until they cry and then mock them for crying. This is the way.

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Hammerhawk 72 points ago +72 / -0

I un uptrumped it so I could uptrump it again

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OscarTheGrouch 1 point ago +1 / -0

I cried, too. With laughter.

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frogface 63 points ago +63 / -0

I just found 30,000 upvotes in a suitcase in the back of a Prius.

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ZacPetkanas 15 points ago +15 / -0

Count every vote or the ghost of Rosa Parks will cry!

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SPEDMan64 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those aren't her tears; she's just re-enacting a young girl's tears because she plays better to a liberal jury.

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WooseTheMoose 4 points ago +4 / -0

Impossible, it's not 4am!

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Regnad_2720 6 points ago +6 / -0

I upvoted twice! One PC account used all the time, one cell phone account used like once per month when away.

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myswedishfriend 5 points ago +5 / -0

I always downvote first so that my upvote counts for 2.

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Standingoak 48 points ago +48 / -0

Not to child fuckers , and their communist comrades .

"They are destroying our Democracy" said the demons to the unaware.

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BlaineBug 16 points ago +18 / -2

Your lack of understanding of the level of stupidity that some of your peers can contain is lacking.

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Nomad899 13 points ago +13 / -0

Its “gay 3 year old”…. No kyle killed one of its heros… a child ass rapist so of course they cried for an hour

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JLPWave 13 points ago +13 / -0

There isn't any such thing as a gay 3 year old. If anybody claims their 3 year old is gay its a safe assumption that they are a pedophile and have sexually abused their child.

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ColbyP 10 points ago +10 / -0

Right? A 3 year old has literally 0 concept of sexuality or sexual desire. They just want to play with toy cars and hide and seek.

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dannypipes75 7 points ago +7 / -0

Truth

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ChuckedBeef 17 points ago +17 / -0

Abe Froman... the sausage King of Chicago?

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Billbuttlickerr 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sausage king. Because he’s faggot. Get it?

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Break them. Then break them again. This is how we deprogram the conditioning.

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swift_water 176 points ago +176 / -0

It's satire folks lol

The second one anyways. The first one probably just a lie.

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Muzzah 95 points ago +95 / -0

It's getting harder and harder to tell nowadays.

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Jemmy 24 points ago +24 / -0

Poe's law in effect.

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Hambonemcgee 64 points ago +64 / -0

Abe Froman is a fictional name from Ferris Buellers Day Off, this entire thing is fictional, but t still funny!

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AZ-is-the-key 42 points ago +42 / -0

He's the sausage king of Chicago

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RegularAmerican 12 points ago +12 / -0

There's a hotdog/bratwurst style restaurant I know that has one called the Abe Froman.

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bangbus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wasn’t it on the menu at Hot Doug’s? I thought he closed up shop years ago.

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RegularAmerican 7 points ago +7 / -0

There's a local chain called Dog Haus. It's pretty good they use the king hawaiian bread. I can't think of that bread anymore without Hawaii Judge coming to my mind tho

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AZ-is-the-key 5 points ago +5 / -0

Niiiiice

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Regnad_2720 2 points ago +2 / -0

And devastatingly handsome if I recall

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AZ-is-the-key 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is true

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FromSethWithLove 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice catch

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toqer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Searched for this, was not disappointed,

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TrumpWonByALandslide 16 points ago +16 / -0

I thought it was real. Shrug

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OGpsywar 23 points ago +23 / -0

It's formatted as a riff of a previous 'real' fake comment from some Trump Derangement propagandist, circa 2017. From a running series of them, actually, .. milking it until the mockery pushback gained traction.

The elements were always the same: young child, scared, 'tears in their eyes', incredulously asking some political question that's 15 years over their heads --

'My 5 yr old son just came up to me, with tears in his eyes, asking if Trump's overly-exuberant tightening of multilateral foreign exchange policy could trigger World War III. I had no choice but to tell him Yes. We just sat on the couch together, and cried.' -- etc.

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Panopticon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Still, some Kyle John wick memes popped in my head and cannot be unseen.

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penguinjay1212 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope. I almost hurt my brain.

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Questionable 61 points ago +61 / -0

I pulled my 2 year old trans son out of college, and told him Kywill killed Jesus, wait I don't have a son, and then I cried.

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Skogin 29 points ago +29 / -0

My grandchildren are terrified to go back to grade school. I had to be honest with them. Yes, Kyle will rape all of you with his big scary assault rifle and then stomp your skulls. Big bad meany.

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Jimmy33 2 points ago +2 / -0

So you got a free trans kid? Well .. not exactly free. I mean .. you got a trans kid for free .. lol. Hilldawg be comin to collect on that debt bruh.

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KnightTemplar 25 points ago +33 / -8

These Twitter posts should be satire. 3 year old gay son? A 3 year old is a blank slate. That poor child

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NinjaPlease 65 points ago +65 / -0

I think that is a troll

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KnightTemplar 19 points ago +21 / -2

I just don’t even know anymore

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Goozmania 21 points ago +21 / -0

I think when he told his 3 year old that yes, in fact, Kyle was going to kill him, that proved it was a troll.

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KnightTemplar 7 points ago +8 / -1

I believe it, but honestly it’s hard to tell these days. Years ago, I would have immediately thought “joke”… today’s world.. who even knows anymore

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atoftw 5 points ago +5 / -0

I mean it's pretty obvious the reply was satire but whatever I guess

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spezisacuckold 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think we’ve all seen way worse from retards that are actually shilling that garbage.

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DroolBuckets 14 points ago +14 / -0

The reply is satire. https://twitter.com/MorningWacky

So freaking hilarious.

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Tacosnak 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s actually so much mocking, that it could be real.

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WomenShouldntVote 11 points ago +11 / -0

Bro come on it’s clearly mocking the first tweet.

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Muzzah 5 points ago +5 / -0

Exactly! Besides that, what sort of sick individuals talk to 3 year olds about a trial?

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worldofsmut 3 points ago +3 / -0

The reply is mo king these ridiculous made up stories.

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Wohwoh1911 16 points ago +16 / -0

Chuck Norris calls Kyle when he needs help.

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FakeNametag 3 points ago +3 / -0

But help needs Chuck Norris...so confusing!

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shitposteranonymous 14 points ago +14 / -0

No wonder he's the Sausage King of Chicago.

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Scumbag-reddit 12 points ago +12 / -0

My 2 week old son walked up to me earlier this morning with tears in his eyes, and asked me why its ok for a white supremacist to kill innocent white criminals that were only trying to kill him first and then started sobbing as he chanted black lives matter over and over while holding his Colin kaepernick blanky

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Shaffro 10 points ago +10 / -0

Open those mental hospitals back up.

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Hambonemcgee 9 points ago +9 / -0

Abe Froman is a character name from Ferris Buellers Day Off

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ihavethingstodo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hahahahahahahaha

First off, you pulled your kids out of school for this? How did you know the verdict would be read that day? Unless you’re telling stories....

Second, stop raising soft kids. My oldest’s reaction to the verdict: “let’s go! Take me to the range so I can learn to be like him”

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ExileOnRedditStreet 5 points ago +5 / -0

The weenie king of Chicago, more like

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Trumpdidit 5 points ago +5 / -0

A quick call to childrens social services would be the best route for these children....

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Firespawn 4 points ago +5 / -1

That Wacky Morning DJ goes on (in that thread) to claim that the minor attracted person (PEDO) that was killed (Rosenblum) was her gay son's babysitter. Her son is 3. She also talks about how Rosenbaum fucked her son. If that account isn't a parody, that bitch is so fucked in the head. Joke or not, disgusting fuck.

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SecondProtectsFirst 7 points ago +7 / -0

It’s just a bait meme. Like “draft our daughters”, gotta see how far the left will go to defend the logical ends to their ideology

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XCorneliusX 3 points ago +3 / -0

A few weeks ago the idea was floated in DC to draft women.

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9x10again 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s satire. There is no 3 yr old gay.

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LibertyFox 4 points ago +4 / -0

Abe Froman is indeed the Sausage King.

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daty_dato 4 points ago +4 / -0

These have to be parody accounts.

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EllisDee25 4 points ago +4 / -0

That DJ post has to be a shitpost. I can't tell clown world from real life anymore.

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Nomad899 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not sure which post was satire. Clown world is getting confusing

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FuckU/Spez 4 points ago +4 / -0

1-2 Kyle coming for you, 3-4 better lock your door, 5-6 get you soy latte, 7-8 shoot me nigga, 9-10 never rape kids again!

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Yz450f 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rumor is that if you say “Shoot me n*****” in the mirror five times…..

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RPchill1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Said no three year old ever. How fucking DUMB.

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AlohaSnackbar 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, I'm sure these cucks were crying for a different reason, but I cried at the verdict. And every time I re-watched it, commentary or no. Hell, I'm misty eyed right now thinking about it. Here we have a young man, a goddamn hero, drug through the process of getting ANALY raped by the state and it comes down to 12 people that statistically 3-5 were gonna want to fry the kid.

Providence. Divine intervention. Hand of God. Motherfucking great magnet laying on the scale.

Call it what you want, but yeah, I cried like a little bitch, and I'm damn proud of it.

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SteelDriver 3 points ago +3 / -0

Abe Froman, the Sausage King of Chicago?

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Pickinpox 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm 7 months pregnant and my non binary, gender fluids are running down my leg. My clump of cells is coming two full months early because it feels like it is drowning in the womb over this atrocity of a verdict.

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AmericanJawa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every day, the legend of the Kenosha Kid grows stronger.

No matter what happen, he now lives on as Myth Immortal.

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PonySoldier66 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's hilarious.

That's Fucking Hilarious.

Great.

Oh man I just went back and read it again.

Good Stuff

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Jemmy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll take things that never happened for $600

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R3tro 3 points ago +3 / -0

That response is classic… and i love the emphatic “yes” in the end

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Azrael1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Social media isn't real, and the people on it don't have voices in real life because they are worthless.

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Dudemanfoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

The disturbing thing is that some gay dude has "kids"...

DEFAX will soon be involved I'm sure... or maybe they already were...

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Wrexxis780 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good. Let them live in irrational fear their entire pitiful lives

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Litterboxer1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Definitely trolls

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NimbleNavigator20202 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ok ok ok ok Wacky Morning DJ HAS to be a Troll

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RMD00 3 points ago +3 / -0

I do believe Wacky Morning DJ is a goof account. Guy's profile picture is Succotash from Xavier Renegade Angel. Seriously check it out. Just be warned though the first season is....it's fuckin' drugs kids. Like "Holy shit I feel like I smoked a bong and did hard black tar heroin.".

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Inevitable-Grape 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's nothing, I was at a baseball game and my 2 year old non-binary deerkin son told me he doesn't live in a country where racist white supremacist laws continue to be the norm. He said he would vow to become president and make things better. Then the entire stadium erupted into cheers and a multi colored group of doves flew in the air.

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Cobalty2004 3 points ago +3 / -0

Someone tell me the 2nd tweet was parody or sarcasm?

3 year old gay son?

Fuck all that shit, I'll start referring to my daughter as my 4 year old super-straight daughter from now on.

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Goozmania 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Yes" I told him. OMEGALUL

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Herpawinski 3 points ago +3 / -0

You traumatized your children over something they wouldn't have cared about or even known about if it wasn't for your indoctrinations. Every bit as sadistic as the pedo Kyle rid us of.

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not_a_glowie_just_fo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Second one sounds like satire

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EllemenoP 3 points ago +3 / -0

''I couldn't lie...yes, I told him.''

🤪🤣🤣

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chungus47 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL.

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Seatacjoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

fuck thats funny

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NvJohansson 2 points ago +2 / -0

The lesson you should teach your kid is not to loot, riot and burn shit and especially not attack people with rifles.

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AlexLucian 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂😂😂😂

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Fusion360 2 points ago +2 / -0

FUCKING PUSSIES!

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JoseffineBiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

My 3 year old gay son?????? Wtf is wrong with this world

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SeeWithYourMind 2 points ago +2 / -0

And the left are the same old retards.

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Saltyscarecrow1 2 points ago +2 / -0

WTF......the mental illness is strong in these people

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infojunkie07 2 points ago +2 / -0

why wont uncle roebum came over anymore daddy?