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perma-maga 268 points ago +269 / -1

These people are out of their minds.

fuckfortysix 178 points ago +179 / -1

They fucked around

TaxDollarsHardAtWork 148 points ago +148 / -0

They are about to find out.

NinjaPlease 81 points ago +81 / -0

Please tell me this is gonna be televised!!!

Hanging_Chad 70 points ago +70 / -0

This is gonna be televised!!!

akira2501 39 points ago +39 / -0

lol.. anyone want to point out they'll be "platforming Alex Jones?"

Good luck!

Hanging_Chad 23 points ago +23 / -0

All he needs is a platform

SquiggyMcPepe 30 points ago +30 / -0

At this point all I can say is that the D's must want to willingly commit political suicide. Putting Alex in front of a globalist controlled committee with an open mic? Ow lawd dis gonna be gud..

TheyLETyougrabit 8 points ago +8 / -0

They'll cut the feed the moment his approval starts going up. That's what happened when Trump was giving daily Covid press briefings and they noticed his poll numbers were climbing. Shocking what happens when the normals actually listen to him speak instead of the censored clips taken out of context. Imagine of Pedo JoeJoe gave daily, hour long, briefings without a Tele prompter

SupremeDearLeader2 3 points ago +3 / -0

But they would have to stop every 15 mins for a fresh syringe of meth and a diaper change !

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Big-E 12 points ago +12 / -0

Stock up on popcorn!

Hanging_Chad 10 points ago +10 / -0

Extra popcorn salt

Haitianbychoice360 4 points ago +4 / -0

Extra butter please!

DrBJTester 21 points ago +21 / -0

Please tell me this is going to be televised.

Live and Nationwide.

NinjaPlease 14 points ago +14 / -0

I hope this is as epic as it has the potential to be.

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DrBJTester 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can see it going either way, he may looking think there's just too many perjury traps I'm not going to play their game. Or it could be Thunder Dome!!!

MehNahMehNah 4 points ago +4 / -0

...when they realize he's not locked up with them....

Necrovoter 20 points ago +20 / -0

Please tell me Alex is going to show up in his armored vehicle, poke his head out answer questions, yell at the idiots questioning him and then drive away in his armored vehicle.

Saltyminer11 9 points ago +9 / -0

🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿

TrumpAndGodWin 94 points ago +94 / -0

Reminder that a corrupt judge made him lose/default by asking for evidence he does not have (you can't give what doesn't exist). Alex is being forced into at least 5 other court cases too (commie lawfare) so he needs purchases and donations to fight it.

Kpstyles 51 points ago +51 / -0

Good point. I’ll hit up his shop for the holidays

Hanging_Chad 7 points ago +8 / -1

he needs more money to fight it

I'd always perceived him as an intelligent and fiscally-savvy fellow who likely has comfy cash reserves tho?

CrustySockpuppet 46 points ago +46 / -0

I’m sure he has some kind of comfy reserve. But lawyers aren’t cheap. And look at the forces he’s up against. The forces WE’RE ALL up against. He had the balls to stand up against all this shit before most of us even had a clue

Qwenu 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's too bad he lost those 10,000 bitcoins Max Keiser gave him back when, they'd probably come in handy about now..

schiff_for_brains 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lost them in a boating accident on Lake Travis.

Hanging_Chad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do attorneys accept BTC?

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Injustice 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was like almost 700m a week or so ago....

dontCensorMeBro 6 points ago +6 / -0

He is saying that most of even his private funds go into keeping INFOWARS.COM alive.

He even sold his house and moved into a smaller one.

randomusename 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not saying he doesn't need funds, but don't most broadcasters carry insurance that covers libel claims and costs? I thought even small podcasters are these days or making sure their home owners covers it.

Jacobite 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol is that true?

CNN must have some insane rates for their libel insurance.

Taqiyya_Mockingbird 41 points ago +41 / -0

He has the documents!

BasedInvestor 13 points ago +13 / -0

I hope he can submit them all into the record.

Taqiyya_Mockingbird 48 points ago +48 / -0

“Your honor I’d like to submit 27 years of four hours a day six days a week of programming exposing the cover ups of the new world order into the record”

My_dick_screamed 10 points ago +10 / -0

Top spice

Taqiyya_Mockingbird 7 points ago +7 / -0


JKillen 18 points ago +18 / -0

For a split second…I thought you meant us

Then I realized you meant them

I’ll pick up a GOOD cigar and invite a cadre of the most fucked up, aluminum foil hat wearing, death before the jab psychopaths I call frens as we watch this shit accelerate into hyperdrive.

perma-maga 20 points ago +20 / -0

Yup. J6 Cmte is out of control.

They should be investigating Pelosi.

stillbringingitback 10 points ago +10 / -0

This is going to backfire gloriously.

Sheprecon31 5 points ago +5 / -0

Correct there ideology eats it's self there ego gets in the way of telling a good lie you watch what happens if they have good lawyers they will plead the 5th give them nothing no air time that's what they want a show cancel it

Dcokes 123 points ago +125 / -2

Literal vampire pot belly goblins comin after us. If AJs spirit gets close to that evil he gonna go ahhh-Ahhhhh-AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

independentbystander 41 points ago +41 / -0

I go out and face these scum

They literally crawl out from under rocks

They have green-looking skin

They run around screaming "We love Satan, we want to eat babies."

> I have them on video

KrellKrypto 19 points ago +19 / -0


ExileOnRedditStreet 15 points ago +15 / -0

We're such self centered crap. We don't even notice hell itself rising up against us.

mercynurse 11 points ago +11 / -0

Indie Folk Song AJ is the best!

Kekkybuns 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dude who wrote it is kind of a huge cuck but he did give us a good song. His latest tune about Dan Bongino is kinda…..cucked.

UrbanCommando 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like the song too. What did the writer do that makes him a cuck? I totally believe you, I just want to know.

Kekkybuns 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s pretty obvious if you look him up. Nick Lutsko.

rapsheet1mile 66 points ago +66 / -0

I highly doubt he honors the subpoena. Of course, I haven't watched today's episode so maybe he's already said he would? It'll be interesting to see what happens either way.

Womp_womp [S] 68 points ago +68 / -0

And miss his chance for greatness?

rapsheet1mile 52 points ago +53 / -1

I mean, it would be fantastic to watch him tear them off a piece. But we all know that the hearing will be full-blown kangaroo if he does.

Womp_womp [S] 118 points ago +118 / -0

Alex isn't stuck in there with them, they're stuck in there with Alex.

Rainman 62 points ago +62 / -0

They're going to try to get him to "lie under oath." It's how the doj entraps political opposition and shuts them up

Mintap 53 points ago +53 / -0

Alex Jones cannot lie. It is just what he says hasn't been proven to the normies yet.

King5150 14 points ago +14 / -0

AJ has no filter and he wields words like a cudgel toward those he despises.

spezisacuckold -15 points ago +14 / -29

This is complete horseshit. Alex lies a lot. He also says a lot of relatively unknown or taboo -- yet true -- things, often sprinkled among a sea of horseshit. He talks a lot. Like a lot a lot. That can also be a recipe for disaster.

King5150 27 points ago +28 / -1

funny how most of his "lies" have been lighting up as prophecies as of late. 2021 has shown us Jones stopped clock is insanely accurate at all numerals.

redbeard 2 points ago +2 / -0

He even admits this, guys, which is how I know Alex is a good guy

QLARP -22 points ago +14 / -36

He definitely lies. You can tell especially when he is on the joe rogan experience.

Joe is the only one that asks Alex follow up questions.

And a follow up question is the kryptonite.

Alex: makes claim

Joe: what how do you know that?

Alex: panics "uh a Cia agent came to my house and told my dad when I was 7 years old and I over heard their conversation.

BasedInvestor 24 points ago +25 / -1

Horeshit. Take some ivermectin and grow some horse sense, brother.

MapleBaconWaffles 7 points ago +8 / -1

It's not a lie if you believe it.

spezisacuckold 6 points ago +8 / -2

That's... not how lies work. At all.

MapleBaconWaffles 14 points ago +14 / -0

From Merriam-Webster:

to make an untrue statement with intent to deceive

But don't worry. I'm sure you weren't lying.

UndeadRevolver 6 points ago +7 / -1

You didn't watch Seinfeld and it shows

JKillen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why wouldn’t he lie? Mark Zuckerberg and all the other big tech asshole did all year when they get called in front of the Senate. Fucking rage

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DrBJTester 6 points ago +6 / -0

it's not a lie if you believe it

KEK x 10⁵

QLARP 3 points ago +4 / -1

So just plead the 5th

JKillen 6 points ago +6 / -0

You mean the January 6th?

Marshall2 4 points ago +4 / -0

It already full blown kangaroo whether he does or not.

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iamherefortheluls 2 points ago +2 / -0

one would have to be a silly teen, or a boomer stuck in the 50s to think that he will be treated in good faith and allowed to speak openly and on camera if the complies with this subpoena.

They are going to run their tribunal by their own rules and those rules sure as hell won't involve giving any of the people they are going after a chance to defend themselves

LetsGoBrand0n 18 points ago +18 / -0

He's totally going.

schiff_for_brains 9 points ago +9 / -0

He has tons of video footage. He was basically on camera all day.

rapsheet1mile 3 points ago +3 / -0

That... actually makes me happier than I think it should.

n4freedom 18 points ago +18 / -0

Why wouldn't he, he has no claim to executive privilege.

rapsheet1mile 21 points ago +22 / -1

My understanding is that congress can only issue subpoenas for specific purposes. With Alex's resources, I don't think it would be hard to make a legal argument that they are full of shit here. I found this article from the federalist papers that makes congressional subpoena enforcement seem pretty weaksauce:


So basically, it sounds like they'd have to get a real court to actually enforce the subpoena.

hellohellohellohello 2 points ago +2 / -0

He had that Owen guy (who I believe they've imprisoned) broadcasting from the Capitol steps, and I believe they've tried to tie Infowars to some of the "organizers" of the "insurrection" so they will definitely try and make a bullshit case that he was some sort of "ringleader" of J6.

karma_4_nineveh 2 points ago +2 / -0

In one of the vids, he says he'll plead the 5th just so they don't get him into a technicality

Megascandal 64 points ago +64 / -0

Alex was literally telling people to move away from the capitol building that day because he smelled the psi-op.

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MehNahMehNah 2 points ago +2 / -0

The FBI totally created chaos that day.

KrellKrypto 42 points ago +42 / -0

They want roger stone too.

This is a wonderful chance for them both to shit all over everything in court.

Neither were breaking the law and both are quite educated in the dems tactics.

Can’t wait for him to talk about the interdeminsoal elf’s

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ChynahIzAzzhole 33 points ago +33 / -0

I plead the 5th you lizard fuck.

JKillen 25 points ago +25 / -0

I will buy every single product on infowars.com and shill for them if he says exactly this

Screencap me

LordScatmanJohn 12 points ago +12 / -0


Skinagrizz 27 points ago +27 / -0

He'll most likely say a few key things for sound clips, but I'm not going to put my money on him going full AJ on the stand.

Taqiyya_Mockingbird 19 points ago +19 / -0

He might not eat anyone’s ass like corn on the cob

RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's gonna need antibiotics with that bunch.

Throwmeaway1235 4 points ago +4 / -0

But he’s ready

JKillen 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fuck it might as well.

Adds up to everything else clown world we’ve heard

Except he might actually be telling the truth

Godspeed you cripplingly autistic prince

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yukondave 19 points ago +20 / -1

They just confirmed he is right. WTF

CucksRThem 18 points ago +18 / -0

Serious question, why not just show up and plead the 5th until they stop asking questions? They have nothing. All they are trying to get are process crimes.

karma_4_nineveh 12 points ago +12 / -0

He actually said he'll do this on the vid today. He doesn't want to chance a technicality like what happened to Stone.

CucksRThem 10 points ago +10 / -0

Learning from sandyhook. Not what you know, its what you can prove.

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MehNahMehNah 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd wish for chan shock troops and crowdsourced verification of tons of incriminating evidence on prime 'targets' in DC all sifted through and presented in a devestating program hosted by legit lawyers and unimpeachable news reporters.

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Aoikaze2000 17 points ago +17 / -0

Pelosi is going to lose her mind because you cannot control Alex Jones, as the dude's basically a chaotic force of nature.

This will generate enough memes alone to keep us well stocked for the next decade.

dahdahdah_dahditdah 14 points ago +14 / -0

On the plus side, the Dems have found a way to finance their 50 Trillion dollar spending plans - pay per view with AJ. Heck yeah!!!!

Foletado 12 points ago +12 / -0

Would he be under oath? If so, I smell a trap to get him to say something wrong so that they can charge him with a crime, probably perjury.

randomusename 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly. Same as they did to Roger Stone earlier. If he goes, its the 5th all the way for his protection.

Are the looking for records from Jones as well? They'll sift through them for some bullshit.

LetsGoBrand0n 11 points ago +11 / -0

Not sure they are thinking this through...

Should be quite entertaining to say the least..

JKillen 4 points ago +4 / -0

You’re talking about the federal government

Bohemyth_2 10 points ago +10 / -0

He will eat Unselect ass

GuerillaYourDreams 9 points ago +9 / -0

Adam Schiff, pedophile lizard at large!!

FuckReddit4545 7 points ago +9 / -2

Why is everyone jazzed up about this? This comment section is hilarious. The fact the Dems are coming out swinging and trying to take down our best should be terrifying.

Redditcensorsyouandi 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yes and there will almost certainly not be amy live stream of the testimony. Not like the national live coverage of Kyle dominating the news cycle.

I imagine it will be a lot like the Ghislane Maxwell trial, we may get one shitty sketch of Alex and their version of what he said. "Trust us".

They will spin it so much, the truth will be buried and only the liberal zealots will accept it.

Bball-gurl 2 points ago +3 / -1

Thank you. This place is a joke. You guys honk harder than anyone else. Smfh

ControlledCuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly. At this point even if he pleads the 5th amendment all the way what stops them from charging him with contempt of congress?? They did this a lot back in the days to mafia members who were subpoenaed and brought for questioning about organized crime but when there refused to answer any questions, and now they have a way bigger beef to settle as they want to use whatever bullshit they can to crack down on free voices and political opposition like Alex Jones and Steve Bannon.

They are just going to keep hitting them with bullshit until they are financially ruined and imprisoned for many years on various bullshit charges lol. Nothing stops them from doing this at the point and they are already extremely desperate at stopping all opposition.

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AgamemnonContingency 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm sick and tired of them putting chemicals in the subpoenas, to turn the frigging lawyers gay!

IamBACK 6 points ago +6 / -0

They think he will be locked-in with them.

They will be locked-in with Him.

The capitalized pronoun is tradition for the exalted;
eg. Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth

n3IVI0 6 points ago +6 / -0

You don't tug on Superman's cape.

You don't step on my blue suede shoes.

You don't wear white after Labor Day.

And by God, you don't put Alex Jones on the stand and give him a national platform.

KnightTemplar 6 points ago +7 / -1

Alex Jones was right. About pretty much everything. He lets people talk about lizard people. But these people in power are indeed demonic. They are evil evil evil. Maybe not lizards, but definitely evil

Themodsrfags 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's gonna eat their ass like corn on the cob

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goldwater4ever 5 points ago +5 / -0

What a glorious thread!

King5150 5 points ago +5 / -0

fuckers just poked the big grizzly bear.

they are gunna get a massive red pilling serve like never seen before.

Wheres_Varg 0 points ago +1 / -1

if they even let him speak

trex554 5 points ago +5 / -0

He would be smart to take the 5th it's a perjury trap they wanted him locked up for a long time is why they went after Roger Stone & Jerome Corsi during the Muh Russian Witch hunt.

The_Knight_of_sunset 5 points ago +5 / -0

Question: what is exactly a subpoena? I understand that they force you to answer questions. Is that correct?

Robigus 12 points ago +12 / -0

Force you? No. They force you to come to them to answer you, however the 5th amendment protects you from answering questions that might incriminate yourself. So if you have been subpoenaed to court, for an example, you have to show up or they can have you arrested. However, when questioned, you can plead the 5th and not answer questions.

The_Knight_of_sunset 11 points ago +11 / -0

So, can't Alex Jones respond yes, show up, and plead the fifth on all items (with an added note that he needs to talk to a lawyer before answering anything) and just walk away after all of the questions have been asked, wasting the Demonic Rat's time?

Robigus 10 points ago +10 / -0

Technically yes. Most people get nervous and start speaking, so it's the government trying to make him so nervous he speaks.

But he doesn't have to. 5th Amendment.

nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself

QuickMaths 4 points ago +4 / -0

Anyone remember that Chappelle's Show skit where he plays a criminal being questioned in court and he pleads the 5th to every single question? Would be funny to see that play out for real.

WhitePowerRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

The whole point of the skit was white collar vs blue collar crime (or in chappelles eyes, white crime and black crime) and if the police responded to an embezzlement charge the same as they would a drug charge, and Vice versa treating the drug dealer like he only stole half a million peoples retirement funds. The criminal he played in court was the drug dealer who’s lawyers got him off by pleading the fifth and promising not to do it again, while they shot the white criminals dog and put a cigarette out on him during interrogation.

alienjesus 5 points ago +5 / -0

CSPAN is “naps” backwards. Makes sense, considering it puts you to sleep.

WhitePowerRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s actually Napsc backwards…. Which makes more sense because it’s a bullshit made up word, just like all their content

NecessaryOcelot 4 points ago +4 / -0

This will backfire greatly on them. I can't wait.

My_dick_screamed 4 points ago +4 / -0

AJ will never back down. They picked the wrong guy.

Americanapplepie 4 points ago +4 / -0

The jar has become overfloweth with this one. Mr. Jones enters the Lion’s Den and shall adorn hides and furs upon exit.

Saltyminer11 4 points ago +4 / -0

He has no fucks to give. All out. I wanna see this! Let me get my 🍿

Strongocho 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think they just opened the wrong can of worms…. Also, through discovery, Jones is about to learn A LOT more about J6….

Ocrazio-Cortez 3 points ago +3 / -0


In seriousness, this will be interesting if televised.

LoneWolfsBigIgloo 3 points ago +3 / -0

May God bless and protect Alex Jones

pburgpait 3 points ago +3 / -0

Alex Jones testifying in Congress is the best idea ever

Queenmelania45 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gay frogs

AnadroJ 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was at this moment that they knew....they fucked up.

BirthHole 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fortified chicken broth power.

conservativefrank 3 points ago +3 / -0

On 1/6, there is video of the entire event, he started the day and continued running around with a bullhorn, telling people to remain peaceful.

The Jan 6 committee takes that as inciting violence.

1776ThereIsaidIt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Be careful what you subpoena for...

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AlexLucian 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can’t wait until he goes ape-shit in front of the commission and starts yelling “1776! 1776!”

samgab 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was at that (future) moment, they realised...

They fucked up.

NoCensorshipzpleez 3 points ago +3 / -0

CIA disinformation agent

ConsrvspkgNJ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy shit, are they REALLY gonna give Alex Jones a nationally televised platform for him to beat the crap out of them live and in technicolor???? If this were the UFC, this would be an automatic Pay per View but could it possibly be we get to watch this smackdown occur for free????

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kinbergfan 2 points ago +4 / -2

but not stuart rhodes?

Uhtred92 2 points ago +3 / -1

This is the last man that they want to poke

Rubicante 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was walking through the lobby at my job and saw Schiff on Seth Meyer's show. It really makes my blood boil, thinking of how they persecute our innocent with wild abandon while placing their criminals upon pedestals to worship.

cholulaking 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought this was not safe for public consumption hahahaha