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posted ago by Eccentrik ago by Eccentrik +880 / -2

somehow word leaked that I'm one of those crazy anti-vaxxers and now my invitation has been 'rescinded' lol thinking about showing up wearing a bunch of Trump gear...

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Mobmando 71 points ago +71 / -0

Personally, I go where i am wanted or i am happy alone.

I'm from Europe. Since the beginning of this week it's become increasingly clear we are locking down shortly again.

It will be cancelled anyway if you guys or just they are the same.

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deleted 21 points ago +21 / -0
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DrGreygoose 46 points ago +46 / -0

Sounds like shitty, stupid people.

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Mrsattorney 43 points ago +44 / -1

The best revenge is living well. Move on and enjoy your life.

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Throwmeaway1235 24 points ago +24 / -0

Delivering gay BDSM strippers to their party also helps.

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Totally_Not_FBI 15 points ago +15 / -0

They might actually like that.

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Olds777 7 points ago +7 / -0

You might as well deliver the crack too. These folks would be in heaven on your dime.

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Barack-Obama2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can I get an address please?

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Space_Force 2 points ago +2 / -0

"That's our Barry!"

(sitcom music plays)

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jimzumaca 24 points ago +24 / -0

If this was the way of avoiding so many seasonal gatherings, I wish it had existed years ago!

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Eccentrik [S] 30 points ago +30 / -0

lol I'm actually kinda bummed cuz I know some of my cousins are based and unvaxxed they just don't talk about it. the host - a real c*nt - is one of those libtards who just assumes everybody thinks like her and so they all must have gotten the clotshot. Total echochamber psycho

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 47 points ago +47 / -0

Hear me out hereโ€ฆ

How about you throw your own holiday party with your non-sheeple family members and friends?

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 18 points ago +18 / -0

๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ THIS IS THE WAY

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Verrerogo 16 points ago +16 / -0

Invite that particular cousin and anybody else you think would fit in, including a nice girl for him to marry, and have a bang-up dinner at YOUR house.

Yes, you can still get the food organized. Some local place will undoubtedly deliver the whole dinner all made. If not, just make chicken, with stove top stuffing, canned cranberry, and sparkling cider. Try for pumpkin pie.

Use your instincts about which attractive young people, or sociable up-beat talkative oldsters who live near you, who would like a place to go, and who think like you. Invite them.

Your party will be better than your relative's.

Arrange in advance for a maid service to come in the next day and vacuum and all.

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penguinjay1212 2 points ago +2 / -0

you should talk your cousins into making a huge announcement, leading them all on like Clark Grizwald, and then finally reveal their fagccine status and call the host a cunt for uninviting you once they get good and drunk.

Then flee the lynch mob....

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utfanx2 1 point ago +1 / -0

No more lying to both families, telling each you'll be with the other.

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Polarix 18 points ago +18 / -0

You are free. Unfriend the party

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Alpha_Lemming 16 points ago +16 / -0

Don't go. Any sniffle or chill felt by anyone at the party for the next 6 months will be your fault.

Don't attend their funerals either.

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TrumpWonByALandslide 13 points ago +13 / -0

Congrats! You just saved hours of your time that would be wasted hanging around mentally ill individuals.

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paulej 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ask: "Does your vaccine not work, or are you just generally a bigot?"

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turdinthepunch 8 points ago +8 / -0

That party would probably be as fun as a heart attack

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limbaughnomicon 6 points ago +6 / -0

I seize what you did there

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RyanT282 3 points ago +3 / -0

He really clenched that one.

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Marina 7 points ago +7 / -0

Proving again that even the brainwashed vaccinated donโ€™t believe it works. You need New Friends

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Susurro 6 points ago +6 / -0

Do it. Then start coughing as soon as you get in the door and say you don't feel well.....really loudly.

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schism 6 points ago +6 / -0

Let them be. It's likely their last "holiday" season to celebrate before their physical health matches their mental health.

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Cesare_Borgia 6 points ago +6 / -0

Anyone who thinks that way isn't worth a second thought.

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Build_Back_Bankrupt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Do you know the address? Send male strippers haha.

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Stanwyk74 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or a clown.

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Wrexxis780 6 points ago +6 / -0

If everybody who is there is vaxxed, sounds like its a superspreader event.

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CrustyCumBollocks 5 points ago +5 / -0

People who do this would have been most likely all for putting Jews in concentration camps in 1930s Nazi Germany.

In fact, if you ever wanted to know what your friends and family members would have done in 1930s Nazi Germany, this plandemic would give you a strong indiction of how they would have behaved back then.

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Cali_Republican 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same with my entire family. I said fine, didn't want to try and fly anyhow. But they still call asking for money. Too bad for them.

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penguinjay1212 2 points ago +2 / -0

you should act as insane as they do from now on, just mirror their stupidity. You should send a paypal link on your own bday, say nothing else. Just, give me money.

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Anon89 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hell naw ask for money and donโ€™t want you at their house thatโ€™s garbage.

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Induceddrag 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ask them if you can have their stuff if they die โ€œsuddenly.โ€

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penguinjay1212 2 points ago +2 / -0

this is funny.

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GoodJuan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Go in a hazmat suit.

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desertflower 8 points ago +8 / -0

... to protect yourself from their shedding.

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GoodJuan 3 points ago +4 / -1

And to stop them from giving you covid

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NeverGiveUpTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

You filthy pure blood

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President_Elect_Pepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Show up anyway. Do it.

Force them to pull that shit to your face.

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Come to Az. Lots of us here. We be partying nonstop since the covHoax started

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ErosLove 3 points ago +3 / -0

I must be in a bubble. I know very few openly vaccinated people.

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H_Guderian 3 points ago +3 / -0

My family did this, and I plainly told them that if they consider cozying up to the government excess and lies more sacred than blood than that answers how strong this family was. If your family is the government I'll go make my own. We'll have freedom and guns.

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Jaxcen2407 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't go. If anyone comes down with Covid they will blame you even if you don't get sick. Let them point fingers at each other when it's all said and done.

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Oodles 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why would anyone want to go to a party where nobody had an opinion that wasnโ€™t programmed into their heads by the government? These are the most soul-sucking, hateful, unfunny people on the planet. Count yourself lucky.

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CanadianPedeTrump2 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's always room around our table Pede

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pup1pup 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's almost like they don't think vaccines will protect them.

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Badfinz_FL 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congratulations and welcome to the club!!!!

throw your own party for pure bloods

the jabbed can fuck right off

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BlackToof_Grin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Associate with better people, get better friends, disassociate with family that would do this. They don't actually care about you.

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Best,

Toofy ๐Ÿธ

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Smurfection 2 points ago +2 / -0

My extended family disinvited me and my family from Thanksgiving and Christmas. I understand the hurt. I keep telling myself that they are really brainwashed and so from their vantage point, they think they're doing the right thing.

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ADEPhase3AnimalTrial 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol. They spread Covid at the same rate as unvaccinated. What gives them the right to do it and deny your freedom to assemble with your cuck friends?

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chungus47 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have uninvited myself from all company affairs because their policy says so. So every time I get invited, I decline and tell them I'm not invited per covid policy.

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TheRougarou 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why would you want to spend one second hanging around a bunch of mindless retards?

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me-no-likely3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Theyโ€™re cowards

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mikethemarine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have to ask, do you live in Cali.? I told all my vaxed friends to fuck off and after 1 day they said please come back and even wrote me a nice apology letter, But I am a nice guy and fun to be around, and I told them your all vaxed so your safe right? It makes them look pretty stupid to say the vax doesn't work

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mae_daisy 2 points ago +2 / -0

๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

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dagoat4l 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like you better off than dealing with that kind of asshats.

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gtwhizz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bake a fruitcake and send it to the party with a note "Wishing I were there..."

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Flapjackflipper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't give them the satisfaction.

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I_blackfoot 1 point ago +1 / -0

This season end could be the last they ever see. Resist in every manner that you can.

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NotoriousCIC 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol. The brainwashed covid cult are so insane.

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zentoco 1 point ago +1 / -0

Welcome to the party pal! I disagree with those saying you don't need those types of people in your life, likely, they are your family. That said, people that are scared make terrible decisions and act on emotion, not logic. I too am left out of both sides of the family get togethers due to being pureblood.

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johnfist1 1 point ago +1 / -0

If someone uninvited you due to vax status, then you need to uninvite them from your entire life. These people are in a sick cult and don't even realize it.

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Stanwyk74 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love getting uninvited.

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Crappydatum 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is why I host

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Climber61 1 point ago +1 / -0

First time?

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SoldierofKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd disassociate after this.