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loooooof 27 points ago +27 / -0

I'll cover the cost of the rope if they give me access to Darrell Brooks.

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FreddyThePatriot 10 points ago +11 / -1

THank you for your service

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Bernier4Canada 4 points ago +4 / -0

rope is too fast, he killed kids

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 4 points ago +4 / -0

Death by short droppings.

The condemned is shackled to a harness that is attached to a wench on the ceiling, paired with a quick release mechanism that lets him drop.

He is wenched up exactly 3 feet, the quick release triggers, and he falls to the ground putting stress on his feet and causing discomfort to his ankles.

The computerized wench then repeats this process 10,000 times until his entire lower half is a puddle of goo and still connected nerve endings, and he's only able to scream and writhe because that gelatinous blob that used to be his legs is cushioning his vital organs on each drop.

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Crappydatum 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wench on the ceiling?

Won't the winch get jealous?

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Bernier4Canada 1 point ago +1 / -0

okay maybe too far

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 1 point ago +1 / -0

At least I didn't have to brutalize monkeys to come up with it, unlike Herr Fauzi.

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loooooof 2 points ago +2 / -0

Easy fix. No gravity assist.

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Inquisitor_Corvus 1 point ago +2 / -1

Impalement

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Rollee 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ll help you hoist him up. Or, kick the stool out from under him. I’ll sleep very well afterward too.

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Lol_Garrus 17 points ago +17 / -0

This is a good move but he is still a woke clown who will bash anyone who disagrees with nfl kneelers.

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Freyjaschild 10 points ago +10 / -0

Its an nfl pr move in general. I still wont watch

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Firespawn 5 points ago +7 / -2

No, it's not, not with him. He has helped in so many ways because he is one of the few who do try to give back to his communities. I had so much respect for him until he fucked for the kneelers.

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 6 points ago +6 / -0

^^This

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scabies2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Houston still has Deshaun Watson! ...technically. He's really more rapey than he is useful, actually.

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FreddyThePatriot 3 points ago +5 / -2

And what is T.J. Watt doing besides getting shown up by his brother?

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Firespawn 2 points ago +4 / -2

Tell us you still watch the NFL without telling us you still watch the NFL.

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Djt2029 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck that retard, he attended Floyd’s funeral and made a big scene of it

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Steelflite 2 points ago +3 / -1

Wait, they don't get gold caskets and go on a posthumous tour of the US while the families collect millions?

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Badfinz_FL 2 points ago +2 / -0

didn't he take a knee for BLM?

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Matttdamonnn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol careful - also kneeled for the anthem…

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dirtymikeandthebois 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice gesture. He's still a fucking queef dick. Just bored because has to sit out for yet another season sucking his thumb.

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cincydan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Has always been my favorite current player, now much more so.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well that was kind of him.

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Txiribiton 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can only send a sharp axe.

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Imtom 1 point ago +1 / -0

On the flip side, Colin Kapernick is paying Darrell Brooks bail and buying him a new SUV.

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Juzeza 1 point ago +2 / -1

Nice guy jj watt

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FiDollaMilkshake 1 point ago +2 / -1

I think Joy Reid, LeBum James, Mark Ruffalo, and any other fuckfaced Hollywood Hypocrite who inflamed this racist terror attack should be liable...

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Crappydatum 0 points ago +1 / -1

I'm guessing he also wasn't a big fan of kneeling during the anthem?

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Bidens_Poopy_Diaper 0 points ago +1 / -1

Fuck this motherfucker. He fully supports BLM and even attended George Kirby's funeral.

https://www.skysports.com/nfl/news/12118/12003864/george-floyd-funeral-houston-texans-players-jj-watt-and-dj-reader-among-those-in-attendance

Several members of the Houston Texans attended the funeral of George Floyd on Tuesday. Defensive end JJ Watt and former Texans man DJ Reader, who signed for the Cincinnati Bengals in March, were among those in attendance at the Fountain of Praise Church. Head coach Bill O'Brien encouraged players and staff to go to the funeral and did not hold any off-season activities on Tuesday so that they were free to attend.

These fucking woke-ball cucks really need to STFU about this faggot. He has blood on his hands in the Waukesha Massacre.

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Geeee -3 points ago +3 / -6

Of course, only whites will care for whites... Watch and learn. Nobody will care when it's your turn.

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horsefacestorm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty much true for all ethnicities.

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Geeee 0 points ago +1 / -1

lol no