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Cianevalies 267 points ago +268 / -1

So an SUV caused it , Ban them all immediately

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Fine_Kentucky_Jenkum 87 points ago +88 / -1

…if it saves just one life…

obligatory /s

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ReligionOfPoop 25 points ago +26 / -1

obligatory /s

Don't be a Mitchell

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Flipakademsarepedos 31 points ago +31 / -0

Hey WAPO!!! “Caused by a white-hating racist didntdonun pedo Rapist woman beating negro”- fixed that headline for u faggots

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TheMAGAlorian787 5 points ago +6 / -1

You forgot avid jogger and rigger.

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gawd-emperor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

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Flipakademsarepedos 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahaha I love it pede, thanks for sharing. Hope u had a good Thanksgiving fren!

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Gr4ck3L 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shill Bitchell enters the chat

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Filo76 49 points ago +49 / -0

No way man. Only ban the high capacity SUVs. And the fully automatic assault SUVs.

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RandallSavage 26 points ago +26 / -0

Black SUVs are scary and should also be banned. There is nothing scarier than an angry white man with a black SUV.

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King5150 13 points ago +13 / -0

yeah there is, an angry, unhinged, bail jumping, black man with a burgandy SUV.

i understand that those are the deadliest.

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GnuYow 11 points ago +11 / -0

The men who wrote the constitution only had horse-drawn carriages and never intended normal people to have SUVs!

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

We joke, but they really do want to replace all SUV’s with their little electric putt putt vehicles

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TroutAndOatmeal 28 points ago +28 / -0

I heard it was an Easter worshipping SUV that was mad about the attention Christmas was getting

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Monzie 5 points ago +5 / -0

lmao

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faucipolice 17 points ago +17 / -0

They already want to ban SUVs to save muh "environment".

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Vermino 7 points ago +7 / -0

GaS GuZzLeRs

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Markstarr85 2 points ago +2 / -0

Saudi oil is more environmentally friendly

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MAGAguitar 11 points ago +11 / -0

Is this the excuse Biden will use to increase gas prices?

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GreenLivesMatter 37 points ago +37 / -0

Came in to type just that. The SUV is at fault.

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bratt 18 points ago +18 / -0

If someone's remote start happened to go off in their pocket, then it slipped into gear, then mowed down 60 people without hitting any vehicles or buildings it would have been the SUV's fault.

True story: I was truck shopping after hours because my engine had bearings in the oil. I pulled into a used dealers lot to look at one that I liked. I inspected it and wrote down the VIN # for carfax then went to get back to my truck. It wasn't there. It was about 50 yards away backed up against two of the dealer's SUVs. It had slipped into reverse and went across the lot. I called the police and did the paperwork and took the insurance hit. On my way home I tried to figure out how I left it in gear. I could not get out of the truck in reverse, the door would run me over in idle. I could not balance the gear lever between park and reverse or neutral and reverse. I tried to get it to repeat and could not. I am glad the lot was unoccupied!

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Forgototherpassword 19 points ago +19 / -0

"Christine" BLM edition

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Pederella 16 points ago +16 / -0

Ka'Risteen

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anotherthing 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maximum Overdrive!

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t give his defense team any ideas

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trump_2077 1 point ago +1 / -0

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL RETARDED FUCK IS THAT ROFL

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shitpost881 65 points ago +65 / -0

I have no words. Where do you begin?

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 43 points ago +43 / -0

Helicopter rides?

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shitpost881 20 points ago +20 / -0

There aren't enough choppers for the the job.

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me-no-likely3 14 points ago +14 / -0

We’re gonna need a bigger choppa

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bratt 9 points ago +9 / -0

That is a lucky photo. Birds are hard to catch in flight, with their wings spread. Oh and here is a huge fucking helicopter carrying a plane in the background.

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Hanging_Chad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Could be a tarred and feathered commie 🤷🏻‍♂️

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bratt 6 points ago +6 / -0

You did not complete your statement.

Could be a tarred and feathered commie, pushed out of a helicopter.

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deleted 19 points ago +22 / -3
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XlDEN 3 points ago +4 / -1
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WisestGuru93 3 points ago +8 / -5

They dont hate white people. They hate everybody. You really think they care about the black people collecting welfare in exchange for their ambitions and soul? No I dont think so.

Central bankers just want to divide us by race bc its very visual and effective. We are all sons of God and we'll be judged accordingly.

Also I'm pretty sure that 1/3 of blacks were pro Trump by the end of his term. Unless you go by the "election" numbers.

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Heavy_Metal_Patriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

1/3? 1/6 at absolute best.

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Plugthegamey 2 points ago +2 / -0

They lack critical thinking. Which is why they've been used to terrorize society by our handlers for hundreds of years. They will always follow the leader that tells them they're getting the short end of the stick and everything is whiteys fault . It will never change because they lack critical thinking.

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couranto 3 points ago +3 / -0

1/3? Trump maybe got 1/5 (20%) of black men but black women were in single digits. So overall, tops 1/6th … and that’s being generous.

Oddly it was Hispanics who moved toward Trump big time despite the rhetoric from media (walls, immigration, etc).

Unfortunately blacks have been brainwashed into generational welfare.

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WisestGuru93 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah I think my memory messed up the number. But I remember that like 1% of blacks voted for Romney, then 7-8% voted for Trump in 2016 and then toward the end of his term, the number was way higher. I definitely see a new counter culture in blacks though. Rap, podcast, etc.

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Heckles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Blacks have the lowest rate of vaccination. They aren't as brainwashed as the media would have you believe.

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The_Gay_Deceiver 44 points ago +46 / -2

"a SUV"

Jesus Christ even their grammar. You use an based on if the beginning sound is a vowel, not the letter itself fucktards.

eeesssssUV. Retards.

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Pederella 23 points ago +23 / -0

The SUV's computer speech is set to Ebonics. A SUV be correct.

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 3 points ago +4 / -1

How u no dat?

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BigMikesSwingingCock 5 points ago +6 / -1

Dat suv was a gewt boi.

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strawman7 0 points ago +1 / -1

BLM peaceful protester SUV runs over crowd. Mostly peaceful deaths. yadda

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paulej 10 points ago +10 / -0

Saw that. These are pros?

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The_Gay_Deceiver 8 points ago +8 / -0

professionalretard.jpg

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 5 points ago +5 / -0

The idiot who wrote it probably pronounces it "soov"

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knittinkittens 26 points ago +27 / -1

Time for common sense SUV control.

Hypocrisy, Lies and Darkness

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skuda 1 point ago +1 / -0

How about common sense negro control?

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RogueLeaderX 21 points ago +21 / -0

Has the SUV been formally charged yet? 😏

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turdinthepunch 21 points ago +21 / -0

Here's what we know so far.

It was an "atrocity" caused by a man. Tragedies are accidents and suvs don't run over 60 people on their own.

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Pepelosi 16 points ago +16 / -0

Fuck wapo, commie pieces of shit.

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Dog-House_Owner 15 points ago +17 / -2

Bird Watcher.

Jogger.

SUV. <——- you are here.

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Ryan_ 15 points ago +15 / -0

Enemy Of The People, Burn Them All.

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HazelHen 13 points ago +13 / -0

Just imagine the headline:

“…that lead to the Charlottesville tragedy caused a car”.

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SHILL_DETECTOR 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fully automatic assault car...

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BigMikesSwingingCock 3 points ago +3 / -0

We need to ban fully automatic transmissions

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Pats5x 11 points ago +11 / -0

these fucking people live in an alternate reality

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npc_NULL 9 points ago +9 / -0

its purposeful

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fuckfortysix 10 points ago +10 / -0

This is getting to be pretty gay. Im not even mad anymore, im literally laughing internally about how fucking retarded the Washington Compost is. Its literally worse than a tabloid. How do they function? Oh ya its a billionaires CIA shit bucket.

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Plugthegamey 1 point ago +1 / -0

CIA doesn't control the media. But the people that control the CIA own the media.

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LeeLogic 9 points ago +10 / -1

Caused by an SUV

What is the point of trying to continue this charade of a country? This sh*t is over.

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canada_is_communist 1 point ago +2 / -1

GODDAMN SUVS! DRIVING AROUND RUNNING OVER PEOPLE BY THEMSELVES REEEEEE

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DonttrustChina 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah, the SUV just decided to do it.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 7 points ago +7 / -0

Do we have a motive for the SUV?

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RusherOfDin 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is nothing unusual for the liberal mindset. They already blame guns for murders. And they already blame cars for climate change. Not much of a leap at all to blame a car for murder.

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Oldpederaulfuerte 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just start saying what's really happening and quit dancing around. Black criminals are the root of all of our societal problems.

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BigMikesSwingingCock 3 points ago +3 / -0

Faggot and feminist.. they’re the same thing? Marxists also play a big role in our societal problems.

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skuda 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're just the golems. They are a branch, not the root. Who imported them here? The answer is the root of our problem?

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wiseracer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nobody needs a fully automatic assault SUV.

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FinishTheBorderWall 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agreed. We should all just jog to our destinations.

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BonnieBlueFlag 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dat autonomous SUV dindu nuffin.

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Pederella 9 points ago +9 / -0

So many white supremacists beat on that poor vehicle with their whole body. SMH.

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 5 points ago +5 / -0

**Let's change the conversation... Democrats (Democracy-bureaucrats) think we are living in a democracy. They are wrong. Democracy is MOB RULE. We all lazily fall into this conversational trap. (Real) Republicans (Republic - I - Can) believe in a Constitutional Republic that is run by rule of law, not mob rule. I've been pushing this conversation change ever since I saw that ridiculous collection of media saying word for word the same thing. Change your language, change the conversation, change the outcome. **

Thanksgiving Blessings!

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Steady3 5 points ago +5 / -0

Caused by a terrorist fuck in an SUV. These idiots are sounding stupid on purpose.

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BigMikesSwingingCock 3 points ago +3 / -0

He wasn’t just a terrorist. He was an actual black supremacist. The race war is here, and it has been here. They’re firing all the shots and getting away with it.

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Steady3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, I would say that's more accurate.

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npc_NULL 5 points ago +7 / -2
  1. FAKE NEWS MEDIA INCITES VIOLENCE
  2. NEGRO ENTERS SUV
  3. NEGRO ATTACKS
  4. VERY FAKE NEWS MAKES FALSE CLAIMS OF NEGRO ATTACK
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SHILL_DETECTOR 7 points ago +7 / -0

Joe?

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BigMikesSwingingCock 2 points ago +2 / -0

You ain’t black

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npc_NULL 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wiped my butt

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, Joe... you didn't wipe your butt. You forgot to wipe your butt. We had to call someone in to do it. Your butt's been wiped, but it was wiped by Top Men.

TOP. MEN.

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RedCat 5 points ago +5 / -0

darkness

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SigAR 5 points ago +5 / -0

My blood doesn't boil anymore

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mainsoda 5 points ago +5 / -0

The SUV had a BLM sticker and it hated white people.

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MAGAguitar 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wisconsin dies in darkness too apparently

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CrankyCrank 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fucking rampaging SUVs. This is as bad as that AR that discharged randomly in the general direction of those pedos last year.

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womp-womp-twice 1 point ago +1 / -0

Poor JoJo must have annoyed that randomly firing AR-15!

/s

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keepamericagreat102 4 points ago +4 / -0

It dies while men stay silent, men who should be saying things.

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Snooptwo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Remember when that sports car ran into that fat bitch in Charlottesville? Cuz that’s totally how it was reported.

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npc_NULL 4 points ago +4 / -0

ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE

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pup1pup 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Caused by an SUV"? The media is the enemy of the people.

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me-no-likely3 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is what gaslighting looks like. Like, really obvious.

This is ammo for meme warfare. They are completely exposed.

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KS-76- 4 points ago +4 / -0

If it was an electric SUV this tragedy may have never happened-CNN

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LawAbidingCitizen1 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s real. WOW

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Magastreammedia 4 points ago +4 / -0

"independent fact checker": needs context

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Lower 4 points ago +4 / -0

SUV's don't kill people. People kill people.

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Tellman125 3 points ago +3 / -0

"How a reckless SUV killed and injured people in Wisconsin." Is this one way they're trying to popularize driverless cars? By implying this was one?

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Jemmy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wouldn't it be "an SUV" not "a SUV"? I mean it's wrong either way. 9/11 wasn't caused by planes.

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EpsteinDidntKillHS 3 points ago +3 / -0

When do we start giving free chopper rides?

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JasonX31 3 points ago +3 / -0

Will they go back and write their headlines to read "AR-15 Shoots Three Degenerates in Kenosha"?

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Gnometard 3 points ago +3 / -0

At least they're consistent, they think guns kill people so obviously SUVs would as well

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TDAF 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ban the Kia Low-rent-o.

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GavinNewsomsBVLL 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was my missing pants that caused the pregnancy I swear!

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reagan2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

I saw an SUV today and I was literally shaking.

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KeysToNeW 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ban assault vehicles.

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Josemarti 3 points ago +3 / -0

The SUV mysteriously suddenly and without reason just happened to do that and we'll never know why whatsoever ever.

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UnauthorizedCaranx 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those self driving SUVs!

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semsem 3 points ago +3 / -0

OK, setting aside their rhetorical attempt to remove the actor from the act, it should be "an SUV", not "a SUV". The linguistic convention relates to the spoken phoneme, not merely the presence of a vowel versus a consonant following the article. "SUV" is "ess-yoo-vee", and "ess" starts with an open vowel, so "an" would be the correct indefinite article, not "a".

If the degenerates actually say "suhv", it's only worse for it.

Their copyeditor sucks at elementary grammar as much as at journalistic ethics.

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KyleInEveryBush 3 points ago +3 / -0

Despite being only 13% of vehicles, SUVs are responsible for 50% of car accidents.