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Happy Thanksgiving Frens!!! (media.patriots.win)        PEPE       
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AgamemnonContingency 22 points ago +22 / -0

Got my turkey in the fridge, my veggies in the garage, and my liquor in the freezer. Family, food, fun, that's this holiday, in that order, and there's nothing more American in the world

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BonnieBlueFlag 9 points ago +9 / -0

I prefer my booze at room temperature. Something about syrupy liquor makes me want to gag. Nonetheless, happy Thanksgiving pedes!

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AgamemnonContingency 4 points ago +4 / -0

I assure you if you're alcoholic enough it it getting syrupy is chemically impossible haha. Unless it's watered down by kids that think they're slick lol

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BonnieBlueFlag 4 points ago +4 / -0

Even frozen 100 proof is too syrupy for me. Just throws the texture and flavor off.

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AgamemnonContingency 3 points ago +3 / -0

I go for dark rums, they tend to survive very well. But I always mix, drinking straight ends in empty bottles way to quick nowadays. Cool soda, ice cold liquor, best mix to me

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Barack-Obama2 9 points ago +9 / -0

I go for dark cock.

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Heavy_Metal_Patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just like your mom!

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Waitafriggingminute 2 points ago +2 / -0

Big Mike?

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BonnieBlueFlag 6 points ago +6 / -0

I mostly drink bourbon straight. I see why you freeze it though, cold rum is good in a cocktail. Cuba libres with 100 proof Cpt. Morgan spiced rum used to be my go to. You ever drink Kraken dark rum?

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MasklessMarvel 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mostly drink bourbon straight.

are you still straight after you drink it?

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Heavy_Metal_Patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Love Kraken and there's a couple copycat versions that are excellent spiced rums too.

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Henry_Cuntmantle 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like goslings 151, straight

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AgamemnonContingency 1 point ago +1 / -0

Both are what I drink regularly ironically

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MasklessMarvel 2 points ago +2 / -0

i like whiskey with the soda back- in the fridge

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MasklessMarvel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even frozen 100 proof is too syrupy for me.

100 proof liquor freezes at about -17°F

what kind of freezer do you have, Antarctica?

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BonnieBlueFlag 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't mean literally frozen, putting it in the freezer for a while makes it thick.

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MasklessMarvel 4 points ago +4 / -0

i should try that with my penis

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Amateurgynecologist 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't even look at anything besides beer without dry heaving

Has to be watered down

Beer has to be room temp

But I'm a pro alcoholic and can drink enough to kill half the people here

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Forbidden_outcast 2 points ago +2 / -0

Room temp beer- me, too. Everyone thinks it’s so weird.

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MasklessMarvel 1 point ago +1 / -0

freezer whiskey is da bomb

it is like Kamala, it goes down easy

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MasklessMarvel 3 points ago +3 / -0

my liquor in the freezer

I hide mine when the fam comes over, too

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LiskaEman 13 points ago +13 / -0

Happy Thanksgiving ya’ll! Go red pill your leftist families and have a great time 😁

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mass55th 13 points ago +13 / -0

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!! May it be a blessed day for you all!! Tomorrow I'll be cooking a whole turkey in my roaster, and cooking a spiral ham in the slow cooker. I've already peeled potatoes for cooking and mashing tomorrow. Peeled more spuds for scalloped potatoes. I've got sweet potato casserole, and tomorrow I'll be throwing together some mac and cheese, and green bean casserole. Most of the leftovers will go home with my son. Thanksgiving and Christmas are the only time I get to cook a big meal for anyone, so I always make plenty. Hope everyone has a great day!!

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MasklessMarvel 4 points ago +4 / -0

We got turkey with dressing, ham all nice and hot

With tatters and gravy make sure and take a lot.

There’s green beans and fatback and biscuits with butter,

Fresh sliced bread be sure to grab another

Beef ribs and pork ribs hickory smoked on the grill,

Fresh corn on the cob, enough to eat your fill

Some rice and fresh okra, battered and fried

and some nice green salad, with dressing on the side.

And fer desert, get ya some pie,

There’s sweet tater, apple and of course yer favorite shoo-fly.

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mass55th 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks for your reply!! I better go get a cup of coffee, and a muffin. I just got up, and you're making me hungry. Have a Happy Thanksgiving!! 🦃

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MasklessMarvel 2 points ago +2 / -0

thank Grandpa Jones

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mass55th 2 points ago +2 / -0

God Bless Grandpa Jones wherever he may be!!

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RogueLeaderX 12 points ago +13 / -1

A turkey Pepe?

All the win, but 100x more delicious.

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Filthy_MALE 10 points ago +10 / -0

Wage slave here

Not going to thanksgiving because my body needs a rest from carrying the weight of the supply chain crisis.

I’ve never been close to my family anyway, which is why you should always live close by to your family, have kids that stay within the same state, and generally keep your clan close in proximity.

Like we have always done as a species

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MasklessMarvel 1 point ago +1 / -0

due to job opportunities we are about 1000 miles from the rest of the family

we always import a couple of members for the holidays

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ChelseaHubbell 7 points ago +7 / -0

No eat Pepe

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you. I hate this meme. Frogs > turkeys.

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MasklessMarvel 2 points ago +2 / -0

an alligator has entered the chat

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White-tailed_Eagle 7 points ago +7 / -0

Happy Thanksgiving from the UK.

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OnlyTrump20 3 points ago +3 / -0

And feel free to join in. Anyone can celebrate the harvest and end of the growing season. The last big hoopla before winter. And, of course, we save enough for the Christmas celebration. We all have the same seasons and the same reason to have a holiday or two. God bless.

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MasklessMarvel 2 points ago +2 / -0

what do you guys eat, stuffed fish and mashed chips?

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White-tailed_Eagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only on Fridays.

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Hanging_Chad 7 points ago +7 / -0

A frog with four eyes 👀👀

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Pederella 7 points ago +7 / -0

Tastes like freedom.

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barwhack 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pepe! Noooooooooo! You must be pardoned by a real president!

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MAGAguitar 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pepe Thanksgiving Pedes!

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TrumpTank 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm most thankful for the housewives across the nation who bake pies and leave them cooling on the windowsill, so an old chunk of coal like myself might have a meal from time to time.

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MasklessMarvel 3 points ago +3 / -0

it's always nice to take stolen pie down to the railroad yard, put down your bindle and enjoy it after some Mulligan stew

what are you, a cartoon?

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DjinnWIN 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Ya got your FROG in muh TURKEY!" "You got your TURKEY 'round muh FROG" Together: "Let's KILL COMMIES!"

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OnlyTrump20 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just boiled up my cranberries. Turkey is in the brine. I am just glad I can taste any of it, because when I had the coof, it really ruined the whole experience of being able to taste and enjoy all this good cooking for Thanksgiving.

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MasklessMarvel 1 point ago +1 / -0

you could have saved a lot of money and just ate ramen noodles if your taste had not come back

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ElectricChad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Red pill every family member! Got some turkey and pie, I think I'll get started early. Happy Thanksgiving Frens, you all are the best.

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MasklessMarvel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Red pill every family member!

we have guests coming from CA

i better hide the red pills in the mashed potatoes

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Waitafriggingminute 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just put them in a salt shaker and sprinkle them on EVERYTHING!

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ColonelKlink 3 points ago +3 / -0

Happy Thanksgiving all my wonderful Pedes!

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Stupidlibtards 3 points ago +3 / -0

For some reason, Pepe memes make me feel like a kid on Christmas. Love them.

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MillionDollarDon2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cutest Pepe 😍

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BigMikesSwingingCock 3 points ago +3 / -0

Happy Thanksgiving, much love to all the pedes here.

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TheOutlawPepeWales 3 points ago +3 / -0

A Prayer of Gratitude

Let us therefore proclaim our gratitude to Providence for manifold blessings - let us be humbly thankful for inherited ideals - and let us resolve to share those blessings and those ideals with our fellow human beings throughout the world. On this day let us gather in sanctuaries dedicated to worship and in homes blessed by family affection to express our gratitude for the glorious gifts of God; and let us earnestly and humbly pray that He will continue to guide and sustain us in the great unfinished tasks of achieving peace, justice, and understanding among all men and nations and of ending misery and suffering wherever they exist.

~ John Fitzgerald Kennedy ~

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OnlyTrump20 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the only time of year that I am cooking at 12:30am. LOL All I have left to do is the turkey tomorrow.

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Waitafriggingminute 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's too early for a glass of Jameson on the rocks.. Not sure if that has ever stopped me before? But the turkey is already in the roaster! Happy Thanksgiving, Frens!

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theanniechrist 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are no unacceptable times to drink on holidays, especially if you’re the cook!

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Waitafriggingminute 1 point ago +1 / -0

My Ladypede is a kept woman. She takes good care of me and has for 30+ years! So I don't have to cook. Is it acceptable to drink if you are the trashman?

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theanniechrist 1 point ago +1 / -0

It absolutely is!

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Pleepleus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just dont eat a pepe in costume. 👌

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Seatacjoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you. Really happy to know you all.

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Flipakademsarepedos 2 points ago +2 / -0

Happy Thanksgiving pedes!!! Love you guys

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TheSaltyVet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Happy T day pede's be safe and enjoy that Turkey and the coma that comes after.

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cynicalpinnacle 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was just about to say Happy Thanksgiving in the title of a new post. You beat me to it by much. I'll tag along here. Happy Thanksgiving, Everyone!

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Space_Force 2 points ago +2 / -0

Happy Thanksgiving to all my frens, even u/Anaconda & all his alts.

🦃🦃🦃

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FarmerWithAPitchfork 2 points ago +2 / -0

Happy Thanksgiving, Pedes!

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theanniechrist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Up early so I can begin “The Great Reheat”! We ordered from a restaurant:) Hope you all have a fantastic Thanksgiving!

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Palazzolo1 1 point ago +1 / -0

You had me fooled, Pepe. I thought you were a turkey.

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gthog61 1 point ago +1 / -0

back at you

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LinebackerMikeObama 1 point ago +1 / -0

My first Thanksgiving without my mother. I'm just going to drink all day but I seriously hope you all have a great day with your families. Please have an extra plate for my mom.

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annieS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Happy Thanksgiving fellow Pedes! You keep me sane in this insane world.

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Bearded_One_Pelosi 1 point ago +1 / -0

We drank a Rose and my man paired it with a rosemary trisket with Parm and sage cheese topped with siracha and crumble chocolate mint on top. Coors light in one hand and pecan pie in the other while watching Spawn while he sleeps. Its nice cringing bitching and laughing how fucked society portrays itself. I'm extremely grateful for our connection through this madness. Enjoy pedes! Let's go Baldwin!

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OnlyTrump20 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, maybe you can get reincarnated into a normal life next time.

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MasklessMarvel 2 points ago +2 / -0

We drank a Rose and my man paired it with a rosemary trisket with Parm and sage cheese topped with siracha and crumble chocolate mint on top.

was he wearing a frilly apron?

Coors light in one hand and pecan pie in the other

i hope that got the taste out of your mouth

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Bearded_One_Pelosi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks Baldwin