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SigAR 74 points ago +75 / -1

Can a white person participate in this sale?

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RMR57 84 points ago +85 / -1

Only if you let the mob beat the shit out you and steal your wallet.

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bill_in_texas 44 points ago +45 / -1

"Just take your beating."

~Fatlock

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 22 points ago +24 / -2

Everyone takes a beating sometimes... but you lose your right to self defense when you're the one who brought a gun.

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trump_2077 12 points ago +12 / -0

SHALL NOT BE FUCKING INFRINGED MATE

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 11 points ago +11 / -0

Have you ever played a game called "Call of Duty"?

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bubadmt 11 points ago +11 / -0

Kyle should've started messing with him on that one. "That's that Formula 1 race car game isn't it? I think I heard of it, it's almost like Guitar Hero.. I think I have the demo."

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Here_we_go 7 points ago +7 / -0

Roll that beautiful bean Roadhouse footage!

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sackofwisdom 7 points ago +8 / -1

You are also required to wear a cuck mask.

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GrovPortion 24 points ago +25 / -1

Yes, unlock your doors.

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DannyCanusa 15 points ago +16 / -1

Yea, you get to pay double for the "privilege" of being white.

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deleted 2 points ago +3 / -1
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FetAnka 7 points ago +9 / -2

Yes, but put on a monkey mask (Not legal advice) 🤡

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SomaliSwede_RapeBaby 4 points ago +5 / -1

IF YOU ALLOW YOUR WIFE/GIRLFRIEND TO BE FUCKED…

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Cavetoad_1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

who knew a queef could smell so rank...

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Julia_J 42 points ago +42 / -0

Nordstrom is trash ever since they dropped Ivanka's brand despite good sales, all because they hated her father.

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Magabirdlady2 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yeah you reap what you sow.

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Kek_Johnson 9 points ago +9 / -0

Elmer Nordstrom is buried next to his brother on Capitol Hill in Seattle at Lakeview cemetery. Bruce Lee is in the same place. Source: Spent a summer weed eating around headstones there. I can give a tour of that place.

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Thoborius 34 points ago +35 / -1

*Offer only good on purchases up to $900.

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behemoth887 11 points ago +12 / -1

if 1000 of them all robbed the store at the same time, there wouldn't be the manpower available to check the $900 amount, and then they'd have to send in the swat team for a misdemeanor. i wonder what the implications would be.

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MasklessMarvel 7 points ago +8 / -1

they could set the tag readers at the door to only activate at $901 + of merchandise

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bubadmt 1 point ago +1 / -0

The consequences will never be the same.

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MasklessMarvel 7 points ago +7 / -0

tax?

it's BLACK Friday

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bubadmt 6 points ago +6 / -0

All blacks are tax exempt via their tax-exempt organization, We Wuz Kangz Inc.

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MasklessMarvel 4 points ago +4 / -0

dey be a fi oh ones see free organ'zation

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Ligersrule1 1 point ago +1 / -0

"purchases"

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saltyviewer123 16 points ago +16 / -0

No shitpost flair...this must be true.

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ModelMinority 15 points ago +15 / -0

Extra bonuses provided by the Democratic Party, BLM, and CNN for punching out an Asian for no good reason on your way out!

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VirTW 14 points ago +14 / -0

lets have a 100% sale at microcenter!

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Kekintosh2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

RTX 3080TI'S

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JuanTitor 6 points ago +6 / -0

No way, it would be awful if the last good electronics store went under.

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NoComment 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah, no 30 series. Postpone til next year

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dualian 12 points ago +13 / -1

That’s such a steal

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MasklessMarvel 3 points ago +3 / -0

it's just to get you in the door

never trust the soft cell

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deleted 11 points ago +11 / -0
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SenorTrumper 5 points ago +5 / -0

I will too tomorrow.

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MasklessMarvel 3 points ago +3 / -0

"[Insert corporation name] makes the safety and security of our guests our top priority. [Insert misdeed] it not in line with the high values that our company and team members hold. Thank you for being a valued customer."

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RedPillMAGALegend 7 points ago +7 / -0

Looks like a whole bunch of GIBS ME DAT will be going on at Nordstrom🤣🤣🤣🤣

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MasklessMarvel 6 points ago +6 / -0

Target is having a 24 hour reparations sale

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DonnieRamesJio 7 points ago +7 / -0

If "it's just PrOpErTy" then they should be able to handle a $1000 set of tires without crying?

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KungPaoMcChicken 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maybe they should put security at the door and turn away all black people. Problem solved.

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MasklessMarvel 6 points ago +6 / -0

they tried that but someone stole the security guard

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SoldierofKek 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fucking hilarious shit post! 100% off.

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ColonelKlink 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sadly they would do something like this after getting robbed.

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 4 points ago +4 / -0

The looting is just going to get more organized since it's going on completely unchecked.

It won't be long until they just back up a box truck and start loading merchandise, displays, cash registers, the hand dryer from the bathroom, doorknobs, all of it into the truck and just drive off.

"It's ok, Nordstoms. They really needed those things."

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MasklessMarvel 4 points ago +4 / -0

Everything must go!

And probably will

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knnbccb 3 points ago +3 / -0

BLACK

LARCENY

MATTERS

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Black lies matter!

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WormSign 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can they claim reparations for the smash-n-grabs on their taxes?

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SavingPrivateGrace 3 points ago +3 / -0

The left nuts are changing the name of Black Friday to Free Friday.

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Educated_eggdicator 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this real?

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20MagnusKonrad20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get yourselves a Black Lives Mattress today!

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citizen667 3 points ago +3 / -0

She’s married to a white guy.

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Keepidahofree 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahaha. I bet Suzette Nordstrom is glad she sold that shit off.

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Sparks1017 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck Nordstroms

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futuregodemperor 3 points ago +3 / -0

A Nordstrom???

In a BLACK neighborhood????????

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhhhh...... good one!

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Themis595 3 points ago +3 / -0

One day soon, a salesperson at one of these fancy shops is going to be shot to death during one of these looting rampages. That event will change a lot of things.

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webthing 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or not.

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YourWifesBoyfriend 3 points ago +3 / -0

It wouldn't change anything. Get your head out of your ass

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burritolivesmatter 3 points ago +3 / -0

This can't be real?

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BYEBYE 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that what they call those store raids that they had?

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OldSchool2 3 points ago +3 / -0

I remember during the chicken sammich crazy, someone put together a great coupon for popeyes. Great times had by all...

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Manwhore 2 points ago +2 / -0

:'D

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Semperfi1975 2 points ago +2 / -0

go woke get broke

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TheMAGAlorian787 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂😂😂

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brokentoenail 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shouldn't we be promoting this. The laws going to stay if it only happens every once in a while. If it happens 500 times a day, that might change things.

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Burmeister 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol

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Rommsey 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂

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Brandidh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha, I can't wait till groups of white people start in, and see how the narrative changes!

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MaxineWatersGravel 2 points ago +2 / -0

* Available at select Democrat-led locations.

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mumblenuggets 1 point ago +1 / -0

Democrats believe they have the right to murder you for your beliefs.

They also believe you have no right to defend yourself.

What the Nazis did to the Jews, Democrats will do to us.

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ScullyMully 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, so it's just a 100% discount? So you expect me to go to Nordstrom and haul away the gimmes for free?? Because my time is worth nothing? Like I'm a slave? So much white privilege...

Not paying me to come and get my free stuff at Nordstrom is Literal Violence, fam. You can't just impose that emotional Labor on a STRONKKK, Proud, Seething, ANGRY BLACK WOMAN, you oppressive settler filth.

Oprah

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Sabina 1 point ago +1 / -0

This makes my day.

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heyvern69 1 point ago +1 / -0

Needs red communist stars on the Nordstrom bag.

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not_a_glowie_just_fo 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL

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thehumbleme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Needs “Shitpost” flair.

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Philhelm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Obviously real.

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Hanging_Chad 1 point ago +1 / -0

The ones here in Texas laughed when I called to ask about the sale??

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MasklessMarvel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now know as N Strom

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cd3dog 1 point ago +1 / -0

"If you can carry it, it's yours for free!"

Bunch of ableist jackasses.

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Flipakademsarepedos 1 point ago +1 / -0

😂😂😂😂😂 kek

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SNRNXS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shiiiiiet mang, we wuz— no IZ kangz. Boutta hit up Nordstrum for dis deeviuz lick, dawg.

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Easzq8 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope the looters leave nothing behind. After all, “our betters” only speak the language of pain.