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posted ago by FLbywayofTX ago by FLbywayofTX +3566 / -1
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x79q3pb 176 points ago +176 / -0

I lost. 🤣

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deleted 227 points ago +229 / -2
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HockeyMom4Trump 118 points ago +118 / -0

This is more artistic than a Hunter Biden original

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bigdickhangsright 30 points ago +30 / -0

Should have included a sperm cell

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AI_Russian_Bot 28 points ago +28 / -0

Obama's portrait forever has a sperm vein on his temple. 😂👌

Thank God for deviant leftist artists that can't even stop perving in a presidential portrait.

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OGpsywar 17 points ago +17 / -0

MSM defense of it, seriously, just too busy to look it back up:

'Crazy drumpfters say President Obama’s official portrait somehow depicts or contains 'sperm'. What psychos. 🤦‍♂️. Ok, Sure, the artist works in unique materials, .. and has both included pictures of sperm in his prior works, .. as well as used actual sperm mixed into his paints, .. buttttttt no sperm, or hidden depictions of sperm, are in Communist Jesus's Amazing official portrait, whatsoever, andddddd anyone saying so is an idiot, who is crazy.'

Barely paraphrased .. that's literally an article out there.

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glow-operator-2-0 13 points ago +13 / -0

They're looking for sperm on Obama in the wrong place.

Check his rectum.

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HerbertBailBondsh 12 points ago +12 / -0

back of his throat.

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556y308 3 points ago +3 / -0

hahahaha i just had to look it up to check, holy crap its there hahahahahahah

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MAGAnology 1 point ago +1 / -0

Always remember that Snopes to this day hilariously calls this "False, that is not a sperm cell near his temple", when we can all still see the obvious sperm cell near his official portrait's temple. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/obama-official-portrait-sperm-cells/

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ColonelKlink 1 point ago +1 / -0

And that faggot "artist" sent all his stuff to china for them to paint them for him.

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Nomoralcompass89 5 points ago +5 / -0

You mean like Obama's official portrait painting?

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DickTick 6 points ago +6 / -0

I bid $550,000 for it then!

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SolidSnakeOil 4 points ago +4 / -0

Turn it into an NFT and rake in the cash.

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BidensButtWiper 47 points ago +48 / -1

BASED EMOJI MERCHANT

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chahn1138 12 points ago +12 / -0

THIS LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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DickTick 5 points ago +5 / -0

That was quite a bit of excitement, but I like your enthusiasm for the sport of free helicoptering!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Smudge: helicopterization

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DickTick 6 points ago +6 / -0

Free my ass...... I'll pay them to allow me to give them a "free helicopter ride"!

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PinochetsPilot 6 points ago +6 / -0

I work for free, and apparently live rent free in Gizmodo’s head

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syntaxError 2 points ago +3 / -1

This article is the best Thanksgiving present

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dontCensorMeBro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Based and format-pilled.

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DroolingElmo 144 points ago +144 / -0

General Pinochet told me, "History is not taught in your schools anymore."

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AlphaNathan 116 points ago +117 / -1

When I first came to T_D I wasn’t sure what to expect really. So I said Pinochet did nothing wrong. Based on the response, I’d found my people.

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Pinochet_Was_Right 83 points ago +85 / -2

Pinochet didn’t do anything wrong

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DemsFuckKids 67 points ago +68 / -1

Except by not doing more heli rides for commies

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TGNX 47 points ago +48 / -1

Sadly, there are only so many helicopters.

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BidensPrisonWallet 38 points ago +38 / -0

Maybe we can borrow some from the Taliban when the time comes.

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Rainman 11 points ago +11 / -0

We need a helicopter in every conservative driveway... we'll call it the...

All Commies Must Die Deal

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

You, Sir, are a gifted diplomat. What if this item ceased hostilities?

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Kane 4 points ago +4 / -0

They will never “cease”…until they decease.

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DroolingElmo 17 points ago +17 / -0

And McCarthy was correct.

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Macho_MaamV2 3 points ago +3 / -0

And about 25 years too late.

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KSMOconservative 13 points ago +13 / -0

Other than doing nothing wrong, name ONE THING that Pinochet did wrong. I'll wait.

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Kek_Johnson 10 points ago +11 / -1

It would be a shame if there was a ride at The Seattle Center called "Free Helicopter Rides"

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Joeshmoe91 4 points ago +4 / -0

Username checks out

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AHonkTooFar 11 points ago +11 / -0

'Don't blame the pilot, blame the sights' -Pinochet on throwing commies out over the sea to give them a better view

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Somefucktard 9 points ago +9 / -0

If they can get away with teaching kids that they can change sex, but have no control over what they're attracted to... History doesn't have a fucking chance.

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SaltyDoodle 95 points ago +95 / -0

Despite its disgusting connotations, “free helicopter rides” has become quite a meme online for people who support President Trump and his neo-fascist policies. There are entire Facebook pages devoted to Pinochet’s Free Helicopter Rides, and even websites that sell t-shirts and other gear with the phrase.

These people have NO sense of humor left. OMG

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OK_Citizen 75 points ago +75 / -0

Meanwhile the left are still wearing Che shirts, but that’s okay. Zero self-awareness.

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Taliesin 29 points ago +29 / -0

Che just shot people in the head.

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VA-Pede 25 points ago +25 / -0

Che also had some pretty spicy takes on blacks and gays.

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HerbertBailBondsh 22 points ago +22 / -0

Well, there's good in all people

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brundlefly777 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking laughed out loud.

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Anon89 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ha I see what you did there.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 4 points ago +4 / -0

And then gave the corpse a summary 5min trial, and then shot them again.

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PrezElectHamsandwich 5 points ago +5 / -0

And unironically simping for Marx, who banged his maid and threw her out on the street when she got pregnant, because workers’ rights are important.

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Mattrocksalot 16 points ago +16 / -0

Neo facist policies?? You mean biden

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Turtler 10 points ago +10 / -0

They also have no clue what Fascism is. Memes aside I have never been one of Pinochet’s greatest fans, but he wasn’t a Fascist. Ironically those closer to peddling Fascist policies are the likes of Sanders and the Squad.

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Moonlight 10 points ago +10 / -0

Humor is racist.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 8 points ago +8 / -0

Humor? You were joking?

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fuckthealphabetsoup 75 points ago +76 / -1

As an uncertified, unlicensed armature pilot, I volunteer to give free rides.

Aircraft my not return. sorry.

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WassermanSchultz 10 points ago +10 / -0

Apple IIe version?

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BlackPilled4Decades 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm so old, I had a helicopter on stick that could fly in circles and you used a wired hand held controller to try and rescue people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toS4pSv0lU4

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Taliesin 5 points ago +5 / -0

So had I, but in my case, I was lifting the Apollo astronauts out of their lander on to a ship.

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SPEDMan64 3 points ago +3 / -0

I had the original Verti Bird. How old am I now? Jeesh.

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IamDevo 19 points ago +19 / -0

Have you seen fuel costs??? I'm offering free bungie jumping.

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Waitafriggingminute 16 points ago +16 / -0

100 foot fall, 120 foot cord? It'll never wear out!

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Waitafriggingminute 13 points ago +13 / -0

120 foot cord and 100 foot fall? That's brilliant, and carbon neutral!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 7 points ago +7 / -0

Putthat in the green new deal, AOC first!

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Taliesin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Call it the Green 'New Order' after the Nazi 'New Order,' and hear the Communists REEEEEE!

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Shark_FL 2 points ago +2 / -0

Quick get this idea to America's Best Governor. He is the perfect person to test drive the phrase "Green New Order" after he peeled out the other day with the doozie "The Brandon Administration"

God Bless Florida.

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Pinochet_Was_Right 15 points ago +17 / -2

Are these flights to the mountains or the sea? Is there a group discount?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

To Davey Jones' locker. Aaaaarrrr!

We be givin it away fer free and ye be wantin a discount do ya? Ya Lilly livered labdlubber!

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Taliesin 5 points ago +5 / -0

It is free, but it is still half price for Communists because they don't have to pay for the return journey! ARRRRR!

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HerbertBailBondsh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everyone that goes up gets a free $500 voucher for Wal-Mart.. just pick it up once you.. err.. return.

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TheyLETyougrabit 13 points ago +13 / -0

You're an armature pilot? Most armature operators are just called operators, nor pilots, since armatures are not supposed fly. Unless your doing something horribly wrong.

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fuckthealphabetsoup 5 points ago +5 / -0

Unless your doing something horribly wrong.

kek, was the /s not implied?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are you not entertained??

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TheyLETyougrabit 3 points ago +5 / -2

No because most armatures are mounted to a stable structure and generally computer operated for manufacturing.

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JonathanE 3 points ago +3 / -0

What about an armature attached to a helicopter?

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tooanalytical 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not sure about that. I’m licensed at 50 hours and I still consider myself amateur compared to some of my friends who’ve flown commercially for 30 years and have 20,000+ hours in type.

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TheyLETyougrabit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Amateur and armature are two different things.

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tooanalytical 5 points ago +5 / -0

50 hours in a 172. I can take 1 pede and 2 commies at a time.

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Taliesin 3 points ago +3 / -0

You save on fuel because the Commies don't make the return journey.

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

The fuel pays for itself anyway.

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HerbertBailBondsh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Somehow fuel consumption goes down about halfway into the flight..

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lazarus123 63 points ago +64 / -1

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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MySidesGoUp 43 points ago +43 / -0

‘What does it mean?..’

Fuck around and find out..

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rcstl 37 points ago +37 / -0

A helicopter for every commie, free ride!

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centexawesome 36 points ago +36 / -0

Imagine the pearl clutching when they read further.

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HadrianTheGreat 15 points ago +15 / -0

Karens everywhere gasp and clutch their BLM posters and electric blue hairdye.

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TGNX 23 points ago +23 / -0

Pinochet did nothing wrong.

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William_Wallace129 21 points ago +21 / -0

Now this put a smile on my face🚁🚁🚁

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tootthebighorn 21 points ago +21 / -0

quite a meme online for people who support President Trump and his neo-fascist policies

The left dumbed it down to covid cases parked in NY nursing homes, raised nurses and doctors to staggering hero heights only to throw them under the unemployment bus when they refused to be vaccinated.

How prescient.

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PMC3058761 21 points ago +21 / -0

Which is why I have no sympathy for those who jabbed and vented, or choreographed dance routines to fill their long boring days while the rest of us developed cancers, etc. They could have spoke up, but they LOVED the hero worship and easy work load.

It's like feeling bad for nazi prison guards. Cowards get what they deserve.

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AssPhixEAtion627 20 points ago +20 / -0

We could tell them but i think it would resonate louder if we showed them!!!

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love_and_peace 19 points ago +19 / -0

Why is a technology site writing political articles?

Is this just their way of spreading propaganda to more niche audiences? A "no stone left unturned" kind of a thing.

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finscreenname 21 points ago +21 / -0

Why does "Business Insider" do nothing but Trump hit pieces? Why does ESPN do more then sports (politics)? Why is The Atlantic a CIA front?

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought the Atlantic was super gay

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isellmacs2 10 points ago +10 / -0

As somebody who used to read tech articles, I stopped reading because the anti-Trumpism was pushed in my face everywhere. During the last few years every organization seems to have gone scorched earth to try and attack Trump.

I used to be a more moderate classic liberal, who followed the democrat narrative until everybody decided to shove their insane anti-Trump shit into everything and I mean everything. Of course, once that happened it was only natural to call out the bullshit as I saw it. There is only so many times you can point how how the lies about Trump are easily debunked before you resent and mistrust the media.

How's that saying go? If the media will lie to you about all these things with no shame, what else are they lying about? Turns out it's pretty much everything.

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Bongo_Occidental 6 points ago +6 / -0

Because there’s nothing on the technological front to write about. For those of us who grew up in the nineties and eighties, we were blessed to witness rapid technological advancement happening every day. That all tapered off after Obama got in.

Now we can’t buy a PS5 in the biggest consumer market in the world for some reason.

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jack1989 15 points ago +15 / -0

LOL. Don't forget Clinton

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Taliesin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who could forget the Clintons. Could the Lolita Express be re-purposed for dropping communists from a height?

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Chickenbaconpoutine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Would be more efficient, you can definitely fit more folks on that plane than in a chopper.

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LinebackerMikeObama 14 points ago +14 / -0

I know someone who is certified to fly the choppers. Perhaps he, the author and myself can get together? I'm just tossing it out there.

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BlitheringIdiot 6 points ago +6 / -0

"It" is a euphemism, right? I'm sure it really represents "them".

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LinebackerMikeObama 7 points ago +7 / -0

Both really. Just tossing the idea out there and tossing out some commies. lol

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bratt 5 points ago +5 / -0

You misspelled all.

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LinebackerMikeObama 4 points ago +4 / -0

Guilty as charged.

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ComTruiseWasRight 13 points ago +13 / -0

Commies don't learn from history and can't into a pure sense of humor

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Coprolite 13 points ago +13 / -0

Liars, communists are not people.

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M3CJC 11 points ago +11 / -0

Wow leftists really are retarded

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SupremeDearLeader2 6 points ago +6 / -0

I would never accuse a leftist of having any knowledge of world history.

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Nancys_drooping_eye 22 points ago +22 / -0

Clicks put $$$ into the pocket of the commies. Use archive. https://archive.md/sROfc

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westrock2000 10 points ago +11 / -1

🚁🔜🤸‍♀️

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Kenrailae 7 points ago +7 / -0

We are the captain now.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 6 points ago +6 / -0

I saw an article the other day eviscerating some new Chilean presidential candidate named Kast who was praising Pinochet and I think won the primary or whatever. Right there I was like "This is the right candidate for Chile".

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TownHallBall 6 points ago +6 / -0

P-I-N-O-C-H-E-T

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mi General!

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Jetjockey 6 points ago +6 / -0

Gentlemen, gentlemen as a fixed wing pilot who is knowledgeable about the limitations of helicopters 🚁 and the the number of commies in need of free rides I know that helicopters 🚁 will not be sufficient for our needs! We are going to need C-130s, C-5s, and C-17s hell we may even need to get the C-141s up and running from out of the bone yard in Tucson. The larger loading ramps will more easily facilitate the volume required!

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Turtler 2 points ago +2 / -0

Coincidentally that’s what Pinochet’s neighbors the Argentines did. It still amazes me how little attention people like Videla get from what passes for lefttard popular culture compared to Pinochet, considering he not only started the Falklands War but also fought a Dirth War that was exponentially bloodier and nastier than what Pinochet did, complete with dumping prisoners (some of whom were just found in phone books of other killing targets) out of high altitude strategic bombers.

Of course Videla and co emerged from a partially Peronista millieu and was willing to duck with the Soviets when he thought useful and still has idiots or knaves defending the invasion of the Falklands* as some blow against “Imperialism”, so there is that.

  • Coincidentally one of those Useful Idiots was the future Pseudo-Pope Francis, who gave communion to troops as they prepared to invade and rah rah’d the Junta’s invasion.
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HawkDriverMN 2 points ago +2 / -0

A flight of 5 Blackhawk’s can handle about 76 commies in a turn and do about 20 turns and hour. Plus it’s not limited to an airport.

It’s all in the planning.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

EXACTLY

Details are important. It's all about logistics ...

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kompromatdotwin 6 points ago +6 / -0

I just did a bit of a deep dive into the author..

https://twitter.com/paleofuture

The cognitive dissonance is so strong with that one.. An Australian complaining about fascism around the world, when it is staring him right in his face.

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DAR1783 6 points ago +6 / -0

We're all living rent free in their heads. lol.

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Wefree1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

When memes become reality

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Philosopher 5 points ago +5 / -0

commies are not people, this article is FALSE!

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Jetjockey 5 points ago +5 / -0

Me and my frenz flying into Portland with “Ride of the Valkyries” blasting from massive speakers! 🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁

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ShitOfPeace 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not people, communists.

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BlitheringIdiot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Commies might get a bit triggered reading that.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pulling the trigger launches the rockets. That doesn't happen until later.

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Just_wanted_darkmode 4 points ago +4 / -0

I mean it's a free ride, how could any commie refuse.

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sustainable_saltmine 4 points ago +4 / -0

It means you're a commie and we are going to take you up to altitude and throw you out. Pinochet style

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SaltyArmy 4 points ago +4 / -0

🧂🧂 SALTY ARMY PUREBLOOD 🧂🧂

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JoeBidensDementia1 3 points ago +3 / -0

We've become Legend.

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Pinochet_Was_Right 3 points ago +4 / -1

I approve

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e_pluribus_unum9 3 points ago +3 / -0

KEK! Happy Thanksgiving, Pede

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SuperFreedomMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Commies aren't people.

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MrsBarker 3 points ago +4 / -1

Lazy ignorant uneducated fuccs.

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VA-Pede 3 points ago +3 / -0

I made this comment: https://communities.win/c/KotakuInAction2/p/140JFTQK02/x/c/4JIP2cizhEA?d=50

Closed the tab, then scrolled down to see this post. Gotta love it.

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TwelveMoreYears 2 points ago +2 / -0

It means get in de choppa, pleb.

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COCOMOJOE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well what do they think it means. lmao

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Chachiex 2 points ago +2 / -0

before i ever heard of the prophet Pinochet (PBUH), my girlfriend's roomate's boyfriend was laughing about chilean helicopter rides (french harley guy from quebec) I remember being so disturbed by his laughing hoping he wasn't thinking of me.

y

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LibertyUndJustice 2 points ago +2 / -0

That Novak is slimy little soyboy CUNT

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Wtfbombs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Article doesnt explain why pinochet offers free helicopter rides, they fail to mention it's a way to get rid of communists

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Moebius 2 points ago +2 / -0

It means they're FREE.

FREE. FREE. FREE. FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....🤣

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂😂😂

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Ipray4potus 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂😂😂

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Tophat9000 2 points ago +2 / -0

My reply to Gizmoto

As --- as my witness

We thought thoes Turkey's could fly