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GreatestAmericanHero 187 points ago +188 / -1

The natives had plenty of their own genocide and violence and an amazing lack of wheels and written language.

lord_nougat 82 points ago +82 / -0

They had the best sharpened-stick-based technologies, though!

AHonkTooFar 77 points ago +77 / -0

Thanksgiving is quite literally the story of three native tribes (well, one split into two, the anti settler part and the pro settler part) living in a region, the first of which spent all its time killing rival tribes, then, when it saw the latter two thriving in trade with the settlers, decided to start killing men, women and children belonging to the other tribes and the colonists, which culminated in the colonists going fuck this, then taking up arms alongside their native allies and putting the first tribe down.

iirc the next conflict after that started with the natives killing some of their own who converted to Christianity and escalated from there with natives burning homesteads (and again, in this war too, some tribes fought alongside the colonists). Many, many died on all sides and most settlements in the region, native and colonial, were destroyed

If you want to portray the colonists in a bad light this is possibly the worst segment of history to use. But then again these are the scumbags that defend drug addicts and murderers, it seems to be intentional so when sane, rational people point out the flawed reasoning they can point us out to their sheep and say see! They defend this!

It's stupid. Might as well bitch about how you were personally harmed because ~85-90% of native Indians who fought in the civil war fought for the south (and 4/5 of the most populous tribes at the time were yuge slave owners with a long history of slavery) - or the fact the union was so brutal toward natives. What's done is done.

History should be for learning, not propaganda and guilt.

War_Hamster 39 points ago +39 / -0

But I was reliably told that indigenous peoples are always innocent and pure and it is only the evil white colonizers who brought death and destruction?

AHonkTooFar 14 points ago +14 / -0

That's funny because reliable sources close to the War_Hamster administration (who will remain anonymous) have said you're actually a caribou and not a gerbil at all.

War_Hamster 14 points ago +14 / -0

War_Caribou doesn't really roll off the tongue though.

War_Caribou 12 points ago +12 / -0

screw you too buddy

independentbystander 4 points ago +4 / -0

<3 <3 <3

War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL, my statement stands. But that's freakin hilarious.

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TheKeknadian 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not according to John Wayne movies

KingToasty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah yes, the myth of the Noble Savage I too was taught by PC elementary

War_Hamster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Edgar Rice Burroughs was one of them. I think I read all of his books when I was too young to understand the nuance.

LibertyPrimeWasRight 12 points ago +12 / -0

I really need to find some good, uncucked sources on the “Native Americans” and the crusades specifically. I know in a vague sense that the things around them that are portrayed as evil white men going on a rampage were largely provoked by the “victims,” but it feels like every historian I know of is lefty propaganda.

SquiggyMcPepe 19 points ago +19 / -0

You will have to go to a large central library and find books of the period or books that reported on the period that were written before the 60's. The stuff on the internet has been carefully scrubbed to make it seem like we landed on the shores of America and instantly started killing every indian in sight. I mean there is a commercial ad featuring a bunch of native girls and they 'explained' that the tradition of thanksgiving came from when the settlers would kill off a tribe they celebrated thanksgiving. The commies who made that commercial deliberately lied to those children and their minds are now lost to us as no real truth about their history will sway them now. We are well and truly at full out war with these people and there can be no coexistance at this point. They want us dead.

Snooptwo 11 points ago +11 / -0

After the emancipation of the slaves, slavery was not gone in the US. There were still native tribes that held black slaves well past when the whites stopped doing so.

sackofwisdom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Got any good book recommendations on the stuff you talked about?

ubermk3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for sharing

Diotima 32 points ago +32 / -0

Yeah those Aztecs sacrifices 1000s to Quetzolcotle were sure peaceful indians also

CelesteD 10 points ago +10 / -0

And you don't see Mexico offering reparations to the natives they took the land from, do you?

Funny thing.

SPEDMan64 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually, that would be Spain who did all the taking from the natives of Central and South America...and Mexico.

And no, Spain has offered nothing in reparations AFAIK.

CelesteD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Spaniards mating with natives created Mexicans, and the Mexicans also drove off/killed natives for their land. No one has ever offered reparations for it either. Every country used to do this, it's called manifest destiny. Somehow only America is at fault though, go figure.

Olds777 13 points ago +14 / -1

They even had plenty of slavery. Somehow as bad as the USA is everyone still wants to keep coming here for some reason, it's almost like their countries had even worse shit going on.

Pappy_Gunn 11 points ago +11 / -0

British Columbia "Indigenous Peoples" had slavery going on before any white people showed in North America. Not sure about other indigenous nations. I suspect the humans being sacrificed were not there by choice either. The Iroquoi, on the other hand, had extensive expertise in torture. It was kind of a game they played with prisoners. They generated a brace of martyrs for the Catholic Church.

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SurroundedByLibtards 62 points ago +62 / -0

Accurate title: "A guy who's ancestors were in no way involved with the first Thanksgiving complains about Thanksgiving."

Probably just mad they weren't invited.

SpezLovesHisBull 7 points ago +7 / -0

All part of the plan for White genocide

Pulchritude2 7 points ago +7 / -0

> Have inferior barely-there civilization

> Be unable to muster anything beyond nomadic tribalism

> Subsist in hunter-gatherer mode in perpetuity

> Commit slavery, warfare, oppression, and brutalization against all "other" groups since time immemorial

> Be unable to record anything because, well, no written language apart from stick figures

> Innovate nothing beyond Bronze Age tech until European immigration

> Refuse to adapt

> Refuse to innovate

> Get geographically curbstomped by a technologically, politically, religiously, and socially superior culture

> Be surprised that a bunch of stone-age tribes can't compete with a fully-fledged iron-age society of over-achieving expansionist world conquerors (i.e. Europeans)

> Be mad on social media in [current year] because your ancestors couldn't figure out how to create an advanced way of life

> Blame everyone else for your inability/unwillingness to compete with any aspect of this conquering civilization

noPTSDforMePlease 5 points ago +5 / -0

natives actually never even made it to the Bronze Age in north america. Only the central american states had metal working at all.

Sporadica 4 points ago +4 / -0

Blame everyone else for your inability/unwillingness to compete with any aspect of this conquering civilization

Yet western euro people are the most accepting (to their own fault) of outsiders. If natives just want to join the superior culture and way of living they'd be taken in immediately. I wish western euros were more strict on outsiders having to assimilate but that's another story.

joker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well Europe will not exist in about 50 years, in 100 years no whites on this planet 13% of world population, declining 1% per 10yrs.

Sansa_Belt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes this checks out, he was hangry about the lack of stuffing and biscuits.

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Beat_to_Quarters 11 points ago +11 / -0

"You fear me? So you should. All you who are vile. Would you like to know how you will die? The sacred time is near. Beware the blackness of day. Beware the man who brings the jaguar. Behold him reborn from mud and earth. For the one he takes you to will cancel the sky, and scratch out the earth. Scratch you out. And end your world. He's with us now. Day will be like night. And the man jaguar will lead you to your end."

HotCarl 4 points ago +4 / -0


SPEDMan64 3 points ago +3 / -0

"When I catch Fauci, I will peel his skin and have him watch me wear it. Maskless."

  • paraphrased
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lord_nougat 26 points ago +26 / -0

Be nice if just one day the media would stop breathing.

x79q3pb 7 points ago +7 / -0

Look, I'm just asking for an hour. This is a fair bipartisan compromise!

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LibertyPrimeWasRight 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’ll even settle for three minutes!

BobSux 28 points ago +28 / -0

Which indians do they think have claim to what land? Different tribes took lands from other tribes forever. We just won in the end. Because western culture is superior in every way.

fuckthealphabetsoup 18 points ago +18 / -0

Alternative way to see this: See when leftists call you a "Colonizer" - you take that as a compliment.

You're damn right, the natives of every land across the world whom had the same, if not more time to build a functioning civilization than whites (European/Roman) - didn't... most continued to live like fucking savages, in tents and beating each other with bones; the few who even began to have a civilization were also barbaric based on the records we have; Yeah, is it any wonder they were either colonized out of existence, or the culture rotted, usually pinned by psychopaths gaining leadership and going into paranoid fits that self-destruct... eh, sounds like Democrats were every single failed civilization ever.

RachetQueen2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

I will start to use that. Smart ass them about how "developed" their civilization was that we could fairly easily take it.

penguinjay1212 7 points ago +7 / -0

foreal, tell this douche to go live in a teepee with no white man inventions and tell us how long it takes for him to die.

Bigpoppatrump420 20 points ago +20 / -0

I got a hot plate of genocide for this pubic haired mcmuffin.

Mark4-39 10 points ago +10 / -0

I could really go for a second helping of vigilante justice and violent public displays of lawlessness deterrent

Squeaker 7 points ago +7 / -0

Updoot for pubic haired Mcmuffin. My insult game gets better every day.

RobHatmaker 15 points ago +15 / -0

I mean, it’s MSNBC. Par for the course.

Thedude2283 13 points ago +13 / -0

Lol Indians mad, if their backwards ancestors would have fought harder and not been so stupid to trust the government they would probably be in a pretty sweet place right now. Instead they led war against each other murdered white peoples and didn’t come up with the wheel 1000’s of years after it was invented, Gayass Ross just needs to admit that white people educated the world and that the savages are in a better place now because of it. He can take his casinos and feathers and rain dance the fuck outta here, please pass the potatoes!

RachetQueen2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

My response is give up all the white man things. Air conditioning, modern building techniques, computers, cell phones, TV's and all the things the bad white man has invented or perfected.

apricorn 12 points ago +12 / -0

Too bad for the the fucking savages that lost. Such is the march of civilization.

bejeavis 9 points ago +9 / -0

Neckbeards: I fucking love science, man is nothing

Also neckbeards: muh mud huts and shit

based_steakums 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'll take his portion of stuffing.

grassshrimp 10 points ago +10 / -0

Why don't they do themselves and us all a favor and go to a place they love and worship instead of hate. Good luck in your communist paradise.

motorheaD1340 10 points ago +10 / -0

I've never seen a Native American Indian with curly hair or a receding hairline.

CanOfSalt 9 points ago +9 / -0

This guy needs to Self Forever Sleep.

Mintap 7 points ago +7 / -0

How violent was it before the Europeans came?

ToTheRescues 7 points ago +7 / -0

Cool story bro

Deep fried turkey go BRRR

HeavenlyTrumpets 6 points ago +6 / -0

Keep it up retard and eventually all the crying wolf will come true.

ThisIsACircus 6 points ago +6 / -0

All I’m hearing is “my ancestors were fucking losers”.

wakingmajority 6 points ago +6 / -0

White people are really bad at Genocide. Everyone fucking survives!

ShampocalypseWOW 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm proud my ancestors come from a superior culture. If the natives didn't want to be genocided, they would have developed science and figured out how wheels and metal and guns work. But they didn't because they were too busy murdering and eating each other like the savages they were. Some were cool though, but there weren't enough of then to matter.

Edial 5 points ago +5 / -0

Someone who looks like they illegally crossed the southern border trying to lecture Americans on their holidays.

gregariousbarbarian 5 points ago +5 / -0

How about you deport your mutt ass back to Africa. No thanksgiving there!

lord_nougat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cool. I'd like to order two genocides, please. And a side of violence.

And yes, of course I want fries with that.

KingMob 5 points ago +5 / -0

Who is this foreigner and who cares what it thinks?

zigmund_fraud 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yup. MSNBC is straight up a terrorist organization bent on pushing people into acts of violence.

raytheater 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well asshole, why aren't you wearing deer skin and living in a teepee? Should of had a better home game.

penguinjay1212 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol, both parts. Defense, fool.

ppalgansaek 4 points ago +4 / -0

It would be so terrible if someone dropped a MOAB on the MSNBC headquarters during an All-Hands meeting.

AssPhixEAtion627 4 points ago +4 / -0

He def filled up on man meat over Thanksgiving

p1smo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Go back to the country of your family's origin then.

TekkenJam 4 points ago +4 / -0

after hearing that id like to take his land.

ARfreedom 4 points ago +4 / -0

If genocide and violence were on the menu his foreign balding braindead face would have been killed long ago.

RachetQueen2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good point. Maybe, we missed one! Needs to be rectified in Minecraft!

Moebius 4 points ago +4 / -0

'Talks With His Ass'...author of the book 'Don't Know Much About Indians (but I wrote a book about us anyways)'...(no I didn't make that up...its real).

The Best Education from Communist Martyrs University...Majored in 'Bitching'' and minored in 'Whining'...

COanon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just another Common Core taught idiot.

WeaponizedSmirk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Boo hoo, get gud loser.

JwPATX 4 points ago +4 / -0


holytrpbatman 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's short for "Eagle Feather"

lord_nougat 2 points ago +2 / -0

[in hebrew]

rufrignkidnme 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well we were apparently nice enough to leave enough alive to bitch about it.

Jericho-Trompete 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who the hell is this oligophrenic Puerto Rican face, Jewish last name asshole?

FilthyBrain 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh look it’s one of those tiny-handed, poodle-headed, small-minded, lo-info, short-sighted, shit-filled, little, vile manlet Marxist piece of garbage talking trash, it evidently knows nothing about. Just pure nonsensical emoting like an unbalanced, cracked-up Kardashian for the teevee. Isn’t that special…

TheSuperStableGenius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha ugly ass spic haired faggot

thallos 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm thankful for the settlers who fought for this land and brought us this great nation.

Nanteen 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is what we get as Americans by not completely wiping out the natives when we took their land. Like so many other conquering Nations have done. And to the American Indians your land was not stolen it was conquered we killed you and took it fair and square. Maybe instead of learning how to use every part of the Buffalo if you had develop some fucking guns you remember to defend yourself

Trumpdidit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Welp, he would be in the know, as his gang is responsible for 65% of the violent crimes currently committed.

Anyone 3 points ago +3 / -0

No one gives a fuck, happy Thanksgiving.

runonce 3 points ago +3 / -0

Considering his background he's nothing more than a liberal grifter and has benefited greatly from the diversity lottery. Instead of celebrating the country that has propelled him further in life than he could possibly achieve on his own or deserve, he just shits in his pants and hopes someone smells it and is offended. To each his own I guess, it's a free country.

SoldierofKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's right untermensch, we conquered you because you're inferior. We saw a bunch of red men running around buck naked and said we must kill them. So we rubbed a bunch of blankets on small pox victims before we knew about germ theory knowing it would kill the red savage beast but at the same time having no understanding of what caused small pox. We gave the blankets to the red savage knowing full well that living like savages and not in cities in filth and squalor would mean they have weakened immune systems. Then of course we wiped them out militarily even though they were perfectly happy to get involved in our struggles against other whhhhite European powers to gain an edge against a rival red savage nation. Anyone catching my sarcasm? Because I'm laying it on really thick. These people don't know shit about the world!

foom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, white genocide.

DeadOverRed 3 points ago +3 / -0

We should oblige him, and render violence never before seen... on the media

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Zippythekid 3 points ago +3 / -0

The people who were here at the time of the pilgrims had been devastated by disease brought by European traders and the attacks of the other neighboring tribes who sensed their weakness. They linked with the pilgrims in a mutual defense agreement that lasted 2 decades. There were disagreements and the old people who originally came to the agreement were dead. The indigenous people were angry that the pilgrims were getting healthier and stronger and their number were growing and they were moving beyond the boundaries of the settlements. They were also angry that the pigs that the settlers brought had become feral and were decimating their corn crops. They then conspired with other tribes to kill the English. The English got wind of this and attacked first. This is the truth of what happened. These relationships were healthy until people started doing what people have done since the beginning of time and it went down hill. The idea that what happened to the native people was a preplanned conspiratorial attack on them as a whole is pure fiction.

Varrick2019 3 points ago +3 / -0

Genocide and violence are obviously not on the menu because if they were, this retard would be shutting the fuck up.

Keep talking shit.

The menu can change at a moment’s notice.

Sporadica 3 points ago +3 / -0

Canadian here, this was briefly mentioned (honestly surprised we had minimal browbeating over native shit this year) last month in our thanksgiving, but yeah honestly? I don't care anymore.

I'm glad my ancestors came here and conquered, had they not it'd still be a shithole to this day.