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Don't talk to me unless you're GIGAVAXXED!!! (i.redd.it)             REEEEEEE! 
posted ago by knnbccb ago by knnbccb +1481 / -0
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TrumpWonByALandslide 39 points ago +39 / -0

How many COVID shots does it take to give you a heart attack?

Let's find out. One, two...

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chickeninoven 31 points ago +31 / -0

🎵One, two, three, four,

Fauci says you need some more🎵

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Filo76 22 points ago +22 / -0

🎵 Five, six, seven, eight, Time for another mandate 🎵

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Klaus73 22 points ago +22 / -0

Nine, Ten remember time to lock down again.

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ceremony_ 7 points ago +7 / -0

🎵 Eleven, twelve, keep up the jab love 🎵

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inspir3dgenius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pump in the jab

Pump it in

While your feet are seizing

And the jab is pumping

Look ahead, the crowd is fallin'

I won't have

A place to stay

Til I get my booty to the doc tonight

Get him paid

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decafllort 1 point ago +3 / -2

That doesn't even rhyme.

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ceremony_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ok, you figure out something that rhymes with "twelve".

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REDPILLEDBYALEXJONES 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eleven, Twelve, Smash the vials on the shelve

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SaltyCajun 7 points ago +7 / -0

With the sheading, maybe zero

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Hanging_Chad 6 points ago +6 / -0

LD50 is 42

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Senaleb 2 points ago +2 / -0

haha reminds me of this https://youtu.be/BLIuci6IBIg?t=25

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Walleye-vision71 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you, Mr Owl.

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TheRealJaredHolt 27 points ago +27 / -0

So.... no one was able to come up with a coronavirus vaccine for decades.. then 9 companies invented different types all in under a year. Totally plausible!

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SirSeizureSalad 10 points ago +10 / -0

And sputnik and sputnik light come in powdered form, you just add water and shoot it up!

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kratomlol 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'm vaxxed on 600mg tren, 400mg sust, 100mg mast and 50mg winstrol

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Just_An_Idahoan 14 points ago +14 / -0

Rich Piana enters the chat 👀

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 8 points ago +8 / -0

Good fuckin’ morning!

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bubadmt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ronnie Coleman has entered the chat. YEAH BUDDY!

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Just_An_Idahoan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good oooooollll chicken 😝

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bubadmt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lightweight... OoooOOOOO!

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unfortunately, he exited the chat some time ago.

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Unfortunately so did Greg Plitt. If it happened today, it would've been counted as a COVID death.

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upupandaway 10 points ago +10 / -0

What is that abomination?

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 14 points ago +14 / -0

Synthol is generally used to help with symmetry on lagging body parts. Then you have people who just inject it in lieu of actually building those body parts.

Essentially he’s a big meat pocket full of oil.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only thing I would add is this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvDjwyiwmyM

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HerbertBailBondsh 11 points ago +11 / -0

someone that smells like shit because they cant maneuver their arm around back to wipe their ass.

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Perhelion 7 points ago +7 / -0

A picture of a man who likely is suffering from dysphoria related to his image and needs therapy.

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spelunking_librator 3 points ago +3 / -0

that's pretty somethingphobic

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illidann 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like Hunter Biden tbh

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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jubyeonin 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's gross. These guys actually have their arms pop from all the liquid from the infection. Those images are among the most disturbing I've ever seen.

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hungrystreetdog 6 points ago +7 / -1

What the vaxx is actually just a test for the most superior genes that can handle every single vax and booster without dying or loss to the reproductive system, in order to breed a new race of pharma-impervious Gigachads?

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2Eyes 11 points ago +11 / -0

Or an IQ test who takes a pass?

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MapleBaconWaffles 4 points ago +4 / -0

Geniuses and pharma-impervious Gigachads.

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lmao 6 points ago +6 / -0

i heard today there was a new more horrible variant from south africa, here we go again

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2Eyes 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not horrible, just completely bypasses the vaccine and renders the inoculation program moot.

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EvilGuy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just in time for all the people with the vaxxx to start dying in droves (oh we don't have a vaxxx for this variant if only it hadn't mutated because of the unvaxxxed you would be safe)

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FuckReddit4545 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fifth booster coming in hot

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SaltyCajun 5 points ago +5 / -0

Great Meme!!! bIg fucking biceps

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MapleBaconWaffles 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not biceps; synthol.

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BobBlackwood 3 points ago +4 / -1

Its truvada for prep bro, just take it bro its good for you man, now you can get fucked in your ass bro and not get HIV bro just prep

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JamesSunderland 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do guys that look like this actually think they are attractive? There is a middle ground- which they have completely flew over...

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

No. They think they need to look more muscular.

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Rageof4wa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do you even VAXX bro?

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Leakedgenderfluid 2 points ago +2 / -0

The truvada for prep was a nice touch

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MAGAnic316 2 points ago +2 / -0

BEEFCAKE!!!!!!! 💪😡

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andrenightmode 1 point ago +1 / -0

don't worry, i won't

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Riehlpissed 1 point ago +1 / -0

And we're going down the line, on the hellbound vaxx train....

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sustainable_saltmine 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol the PrEP one 😆 just imagining that ridiculous commercial with the trannies and fags playing drum line.

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RegularAmerican 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol the HIV prep !

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FuckReddit4545 1 point ago +1 / -0

I worship his shadow

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bubadmt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Synthol is a far healthier option than the vax, and that's scary.

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decafllort 1 point ago +1 / -0

I prefer my associates to have the Kommunist Komrade Kluster: Be vaxxed with the China, Cuba, Vietnam, and North Korea vaccines. Show the bourgeoisie who's boss!

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YeDragonEnergy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t worry, you won’t talking anymore after taking all of those

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RespectMySafeSpace 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice work.

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WiseOldOwl 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is a kind of pervert who seeks out STDs.

This feels like the same energy.

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ALtHoneyBadger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Captain, his arm cant take anymore, its going to explode!

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XCorneliusX 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you like zombies, thats how you get zombies.