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Buck_Fiden 94 points ago +94 / -0

Moderna = Dream On.

Omicron = Moronic.

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MakeALaskaGreatAgain 51 points ago +51 / -0

Now do your username

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Buck_Fiden 50 points ago +50 / -0

Knifed cub?

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Perhelion 24 points ago +24 / -0

😂😂😂

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well done, sir.

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FreeFire 9 points ago +9 / -0

Har!

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Goldsteinbergsky 9 points ago +9 / -0

0 micron

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MAGAnic316 2 points ago +2 / -0

ehrr-mher-crehn...

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Keep_on_winning_kag 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dream on moron coin.

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NazisWereSocialist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow amazing anagrams lol

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vongregormench 36 points ago +36 / -0

Does it involve getting billions of dollars from the governments of the world?

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FreeFire 12 points ago +12 / -0

No other reason, except maybe to kill more people.

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Junionthepipeline 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why not both?

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FreeFire 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dunno what this is about...misdirected to FreeFire (who is clueless).

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes. And jabs. Lots of jabs.

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Trumpdidit 12 points ago +13 / -1

People taking these unapproved vaccinations are the sheeple, being force led to the slaughter.

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PKShadilay 4 points ago +5 / -1

Culling of the herd. I don't say that lightly either because the remainder of my immediate family are all jabbed.

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Axiom502 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jabtriots are a retarded embarassment

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SteelDriver 12 points ago +12 / -0

I wish I had bought Pfizer and Moderna stock back in 2019. What a (taxpayer funded) joke.

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Tyrone_biggums 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nah you wanted Biontech and moderna. Pfizer barely moves.

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AbrahamLincoln 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its weird, because Pfizer has clearly been paying the most bribes.

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Treefreak1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

We all bought plenty we just don't get dividends.

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d_bokk 8 points ago +8 / -0

Pharma called a mulligan, they want a do-over.

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MolochHunter 7 points ago +7 / -0

and would that strategy happen to be a third booster of the alpha covid spike, the resultant antibodies of which Omicron is being advertised as being immune to ?

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, think bigger, and more lucrative. This is going to be another, separate branch on the jab tree. Now you will need both alpha Covid and Omicron jabs and boosters. Then the next variant comes out, and...another branch on the jab tree.

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PaulieM91 6 points ago +6 / -0

These new variants sounding like patch versions

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Sumarongi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Covid Delta + Pro Max Omicron ™

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MythArcana 4 points ago +4 / -0

Round three of commie cash grabs!

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Orangechocolateball1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thats what happens when the US politicians get a patent. They force africa to except it and threaten to close off the country if they dont or they execute the president of the area.

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NoComment 2 points ago +2 / -0

Omicron Omahgerd

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CajunSoldier 2 points ago +2 / -0

With each variant the thing is less and less dangerous and it was never very dangerous to begin with for healthy people.

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Sumarongi 1 point ago +1 / -0

It wasn’t very dangerous to sick people either. They just got marked down as covid cases by greedy hospital administrators

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Wohwoh1911 2 points ago +2 / -0

Timing is everything.

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ColonelKlink 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is beginning to sound lie an alien invasion episode of Futurama.

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Aiur1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't wait until 3 years from now when half the world is dead of cardiac failure

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DBallsandJScrotes 1 point ago +1 / -0

That was fast

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BeOne420 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do they have a crypto coin we can invest in god damn

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behemoth887 1 point ago +1 / -0

pass the collection plate to give moderna the power to defeat covid!

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ghettometal 1 point ago +1 / -0

oh lets see.. aren't THREE major "variants" planned? And we have THREE global players.. so this is ModeRNAs turn?

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