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Catturd Sums it up Perfectly (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Mukzn ago by Mukzn +2569 / -2
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SpezIsANazisCumRag 68 points ago +69 / -1

Every new "variant" is another chance to make $billions more off of the brainwashed sheeple.

This shit ends when we end those responsible for it all.

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Mungo 18 points ago +19 / -1

I’m in.

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SWAGLORDX1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

I like to call them "Remixes" instead of variants - imply they are slightly different by design, allows you to push out and sell the same product multiple times.

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OGpsywar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Notably, for Catturd, and Worldwide Panic .. All Four Botswana “Omicron” Variant Patients Were Fully Vaccinated

😄😆🤡🌎

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/11/four-botswana-nu-variant-patients-fully-vaccinated/

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DeadOverRed 35 points ago +35 / -0

Would be great if they'd just say "the cure for COVID is jumping off a high bridge" so we can get this shit over.

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Gulliver 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ha!

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OGpsywar 1 point ago +1 / -0

... Experts Concur, - It's Science!

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KuzoKevin 31 points ago +32 / -1

"Fool me once shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool three times, shame on me..." Retards.

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sharkbytes 20 points ago +20 / -0

Plus caused a 900 point drop in the DOW. Bet Porkskin Nancy got her money out.

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TooHotToFrost 7 points ago +7 / -0

Buy the dip bro

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SantaBrown 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not like the inflation is going to stop anytime soon. Stocks are going to continue to go up until they don't anymore. And when they don't keep going up anymore the government will probably have a buyout to stop a depression so more inflation.

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deleted 12 points ago +15 / -3
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stick_in_the_eye 17 points ago +17 / -0

I ALWAYS have a choice.

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TomWolfsTinyDick 12 points ago +12 / -0

I see people everyday that buy into the bullshit, people I once thought knew better. Thankfully I also know people that see it for the fraud that it is. It's kind of sad seeing what people will do when they're afraid of death.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

I find it amusing following some of the local Branch Covidians on social media. They are going to go full panic mode again with this variant news. There are still some that don't even leave their houses and they believe that Covid is the greatest plague to ever befall mankind. One crazy lady was claiming that Covid causes "instant Alzheimer's" and she was hyperventilating about it and warning her fellow Covidians. These people were nuts before Covid, but it now gives them focus for their insanity.

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dagoat4l 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just watch the new South Park episode. They flip out hearing about a new covid case. This is where we are. It's a damn joke now. We are truly living in a clown world. I think we slipped into an alternative time line. This one sucks donkey cock.

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kent 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah and I'm thinking this is being pushed hard so Bezos can make more money on Amazon seeing it's Black Friday.

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Omniwulf 6 points ago +6 / -0

So when anyone comes at you demanding you mask up and get the shot.. Just start Baaaa baaa baaaaaa ba baaa ba.. like a sheep at them. when they say WTF.. tell them you thought you were speaking their language.

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DicerningSword 6 points ago +6 / -0

They need an excuse to cover for the economic implosion..

It's going to be a weird and bizarre economic depression just like everything else in clown world.. Don't fear it through embrace the absurdity there will be opportunities in the storm of currency collapses and market crashes the opportunities will favor small nimble yet Bold and driven people. We told them what would happen they didn't believe us and they still won't believe us even when everything we told them would happen happens..

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NoSafeSpace 5 points ago +5 / -0

Glad some one finds it funny.

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Stormwatcher 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes and from these 4 cases they already know that kids spread it especially fast. Are you paying attention yet?

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Smashley 3 points ago +3 / -0

I laughed at first. Like a year and half ago...

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Patriotedd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wasn't it even more smallpox cases that were discovered in America a couple of years ago, and we didn't shut down then? And leprosy, too, I believe.

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Reassess_Reevaluate 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would laugh along if it weren't affecting my life in such profound and permanent ways.

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rentfREEEE_since2016 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you don’t want the variant. Then LITERALLY stop talking about it. You make the narrative that there’s something to respond to. You lose the debate before it’s even started. I’m DONE WITH COVID. PERIOD.

It’s not fucking real. It never was. And neither is this new bullshit.

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rentfREEEE_since2016 1 point ago +2 / -1

Covid isn’t real. Coronaviruses are real. Seasonal flu is real. Covid is a crock of shit and isn’t fucking real.

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monkeycat2010 2 points ago +2 / -0

According to Botswana, the 4 cases were from foreign visitors who have since departed from the country.

So I have to ask, first how were they allowed to leave? Shouldn't they have been quarantined?

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NotMyGovernor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why is this idiot laughing?

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William_Wallace 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not idiotic or ridiculous. Its strategic.

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krepoisbest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Already in Europe but still no reason to panic...

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ripley88 2 points ago +2 / -0

He has the luxury of laughing because he lives in Florida...

I'm not throwing shade, I'm jus jelly...

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PatriotPartyRising 2 points ago +2 / -0

can you please stop promoting that fool here 24/7!

It's either catturd himself or someone who thinks a guy who trolls as a someone named cat turd deserves any kind of recognition

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T_DforTrump2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whoa. First time a double post didn't show up right next to each other.

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10SNE1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've come to realize people with no functional purpose in life continue to be the mask nazis.

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VoteRepublicanAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not me though.

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Lytic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Has anyone stopped to ask how they discovered the variant? At this point I’ve known multiple people that are jabbed and get it, so often it’s more common than not. So how would they even know it was a variant? How would they know to gene sequence to prove it’s the same virus but mutated? How would they know any of this?

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spezpedobestfriend 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well looking at three completely filled freezers and shelves of canned goods and grains, I'm good with a lockdown. Maybe we could do a 1 year lock down to kill of all the communist filth that doesn't have more than a happy meal and a jar of ketchup in the fridge because the government will provide.

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smartass 1 point ago +1 / -0

and they already claim to know that this strain is even more dangerous and affects the young... after 4 cases. It's endless BS.

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KnightKreider 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well they found way more than 4. Not sure where he pulled that number out from.

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RogueLeaderX 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is never going to stop. They can’t let it end. It allows them total control.

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knnbccb 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fear porn is great as a sales pitch for vaccines/boosters... especially the anxious parents. Great timing, by the way.

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ColonelKlink 1 point ago +1 / -0

And they're no longer in the country!

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Barthaneous 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not laughing. And we all should be locking and loading our rifles and marching right down there to Washington and remove these evil tyrants

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VoltronGreen1981 1 point ago +1 / -0

Next thing you know they'll be telling us we need to get infected by the Corona variant in order to cure us from the symptoms of the last booster shot.

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zentoco 1 point ago +1 / -0

Catturd, purrfectly... Dammit Maverick, ya missed it! Lol

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LoneStarPede 0 points ago +1 / -1

If the cat runs for anything, Im sending him my money and some kitty treats.

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DearCow 0 points ago +1 / -1

quite frankly, I'm past the laughing phase of this fucking cocksucking bullshit!

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supportive_frog 0 points ago +1 / -1

Actually it's worse than that, the head of medical authorities in SA went on TV and explained it was overblown. This was never shown in the west.