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Ham_Sandwich77 301 points ago +301 / -0

Because they're all Xi variants.

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jebbush123 67 points ago +68 / -1

FUCK CHINA!

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muy_libre 8 points ago +8 / -0

China is ass hoe

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keepamericagreat102 30 points ago +30 / -0

Midterm variants are very very dangerous to Democracy.

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deleted 24 points ago +24 / -0
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AlphaNathan 10 points ago +10 / -0

Based.

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Wohwoh1911 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s only make believe.

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Mukzn 96 points ago +96 / -0

We know why... the Xi Variant originated in the Wuhan Institute of Virology.

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Grond999 19 points ago +19 / -0

The full scientific term being Fauci/Xi/Daszak/Bat Lady variant.

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Hanging_Chad 5 points ago +5 / -0

How many variants did they make?

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Trumpdup4prez 7 points ago +7 / -0

One and now nature is making the rest of these virtually harmless cold viruses.

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Hanging_Chad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hmm... It's a lot easier to make a "plan" demic if you make several variants that you can release on cue

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Trumpdup4prez 14 points ago +14 / -0

Or just make up discovering them when they’re just more BS that’s made up so you can crash the price of oil and your favorite stocks.

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labiator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look for Pelosi trading up in Fla soon.

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TrumpAndGodWin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Alex Jones said they made around 200 covid variants and many other things.

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PatriotPirate 4 points ago +4 / -0

While nothing surprises me anymore and It’s know the difference between a conspiracy theory vs truth is only a few months. It’s common for viruses to mutate.

The part that has both bothered me and left me cynical is the list of virus variants published months ago.

My knowledge of Statistical analysis tells me it’s possible scientists could predict a number of variants- using previous datasets of virus transmission and mutation.

Do we have credible science to document these variants were lab created or mutating in the wild?

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no_gal_friend 2 points ago +2 / -0

They >probably< have many variants in their labs , ready to be released whenever it's convenient and needed for them to keep the pandemic going.

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labiator 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's just an old WIV tale.

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Chad_Dudebroski 65 points ago +66 / -1

its the ligma variant that scares me the most tbh

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AlcoholicRetard 35 points ago +35 / -0

Don’t forget the bofa variant.

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Throwmeaway1235 13 points ago +13 / -0

Imagine having that and the deeznutz variant at the same time man. Fuckin’ A

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Gwoz8881 16 points ago +18 / -2

Yeah. The ligma b. variant is going to be bad. Zero symptoms and can’t be tested for. 112% death rate

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Hanging_Chad 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is that including fetuses?

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JamesComey 2 points ago +2 / -0

No it kills people who don’t have it. Trust the science.

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SpezWifesBoyfriend 13 points ago +13 / -0

If they ever manufacture a sigma variant, we're all doomed.

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Thatunknownguy 11 points ago +11 / -0

xi's sigma variant grindset

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Liquid_Hot_MAGA 0 points ago +2 / -2

Almost as bad as the Candace variant

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MonkeysPaw 0 points ago +1 / -1

ligma balls

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Nibba -2 points ago +2 / -4

Im convinced 70% of this website is a copy pasta from the chins at this point.

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WhiteLeftistsRGeeks 29 points ago +30 / -1

There may still be time to register to run for local office.

Most local tax increase referendums were proposed by democrats. Most local politicians/bureaucrats are democrats even if they claim to be unaffiliated. We can change that.

The time has come for honest Americans to enter local politics...sheriff, city council, mayor, school board, hospital commissioner, precinct committee officer, etc.

It isn't that hard to enter politics. Look at AholeC. You don't need a college degree to be in politics!

Use your friends & family as your network to gain exposure. Contact your county clerk for info on how to apply to run.

Recently transplanted (infiltrated) commies tend to run unopposed. We can't let that happen anymore.

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flyover_deplorable 8 points ago +8 / -0

Made up my mind to run for school board. Fuck these bastards and their mask/crt//sex ed standards. Time to be a thorn in their side.

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KlunniClowns 16 points ago +16 / -0

It's because Xi is on the middle of a pronoun crisis of epic proportions.

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MustafaJones 11 points ago +11 / -0

I wonder what will happen first, people wake up to this BS or they run out of Greek letters.

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War_Hamster 11 points ago +11 / -0

They'll have to start naming variants the same way they name hurricanes.

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SupremeDearLeader2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gender neutral w multiple pronouns of course

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War_Hamster 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes Xir.

Must make the deadly virus inclusive.

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Lower 11 points ago +11 / -0

Just wait until the the Omicron variant mutates again in to the Omicron persei 8 variant. All hail Lrrr!

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IAbsolutelyDare 8 points ago +8 / -0

Based and classics-pilled.

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KingOfTards 8 points ago +8 / -0

CHYNA runs WHO CDC and every other globalist org.

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ChicomUberAlles 4 points ago +4 / -0

CHYNA WHO CDC are globalist puppets.

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BulletsForTeethORG 6 points ago +6 / -0

CHINA VIRUS!... COZ IT'S FROM CHY-NAH!

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masshole3 5 points ago +5 / -0

When do we get to the Fauci variant?

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Norman_F_Dixon 4 points ago +16 / -12

Why did they skip the letter Q?

Q pulled the letter from Greek alphabet back during Old Testament times.

This is a Q proof.

It is why the great awakening will be "biblical."

Trust the plan.

https://www.greeklegendsandmyths.com/q---atoz-greek-mythology.html

cc: u/MAGAdeburger u/v8power

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 10 points ago +11 / -1

tRiBuNaLs BrO

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Norman_F_Dixon 4 points ago +4 / -0

The WHO and the cabal do not want the world to know about the Q variant.

The Q variant has the highest transmissibility of all COVID variants due to its Q factor mutation and will spread world wide in a matter of days to all locations with cell towers, especially those transmitting the 4G LTE and 5G based communications systems.

The result will be near instantaneous herd mutiny in those locations.

The infected with the Q variant are easily identifiable by the tell tale sign of the APC side effect.

APC - Addictive Popcorn Consumption

In the shedding phase the Q infected will consume popcorn saturated with butter.

The only approved effective prophylactic preventive measure is to wrap aluminum foil around your head and to also completely wrap the genital and anal areas with a special copper-nickel-copper foil (available only at https://mypillow.com)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q_factor

cc: u/MAGAdeburger u/8Vpower

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MAGAdeburger 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've got Q fever and the only cure is MORE 🍿🍿🍿

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v8power 5 points ago +5 / -0

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koppa_(letter)

Apparently, it stands for the number 90, but I like 17 since it's prime.

cc: u/MAGAdeburger

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RexCollumSilvarum 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nice, someone else who knows his classical culture!

These sounds dropped out of the ancient Greek language but they still used the letters as numbers. For the rest of you trivia-loving centipedes: ϟ ("qoppa") is 90 and there are also Ϝ (fau or vau), which is 6, and ϡ (san, shan, or sanpi), which is 900.

The ancient language had lost the sounds of Q (they said it the same as K, like all European languages now do), F/V (phi now sounds like F and beta now sounds like V, but not at that time), and SH (which Greek also no longer has), so they stopped needing the letters for them.

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Norman_F_Dixon 3 points ago +3 / -0

You had me at Γεια σας.

cc: u/MAGAdeburger u/v8power

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Norman_F_Dixon 3 points ago +3 / -0

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My Own Private Mamet Moment

:-)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/November_(play)

cc: u/MAGAdeburger u/v8power

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MAGAdeburger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh nice dig. Hopefully as good as his other stuff. Will have to watch... luckily, recorded version on YT!

https://youtu.be/lfNV2GA3vEk https://youtu.be/9JOPphH2M-w https://youtu.be/YGzvJsFQfyM

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Norman_F_Dixon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get a copy of the play at B&N.

After you read, I will take you down one hell of a rabbit hole

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/november-david-mamet/1137975907?ean=9780307793744

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v8power 2 points ago +2 / -0

The hat is empty; there are no more rabbits in it!

https://youtu.be/lfNV2GA3vEk?t=319 (timestamp)

CC: u/MAGAdeburger

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MAGAdeburger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just done watching the entire recording of the play on YouTube. Boy was that some juicy turkey! Curious about how far that rabbit hole goes... Crazy to think that was done in 2008

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v8power 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is no Greek Q.

There is no Spoon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAXtO5dMqEI

And, Derren Brown did something very similar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SidMdzQV5SI

Strangely, it's like the girls seemed to take the advice of the little boy in The Matrix: "then you'll see it is not the spoon that bends; it is only yourself."

cc: u/MAGAdeburger

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MAGAdeburger 2 points ago +2 / -0

No U

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Aoikaze2000 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Pooh Flu cannot be named Xi...

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NoComment 3 points ago +3 / -0

Once they spend the Greek alphabet they can start using the Chinese alphabet.

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losiPig 2 points ago +3 / -1

Because they're cunts.

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Mattdaking 2 points ago +2 / -0

Waiting for the gamma variant

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General_Specific 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where is the Lambda Lambda Lambda variant? Maybe still trying to get lucky with the Omega Moo variant.

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JustinCastro1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m Greek and Omega is the last letter of the Greek alphabet. We still have a lot of letters to go

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Nomad899 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow a new variant… i wasn’t worried before because I haven’t watched the news in a week… now that i have … i am still not worried

Hope all are recovering from their Thanksgiving feast meat sweats

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jsphere256 2 points ago +2 / -0

Too good for memes

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Grond999 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL.....gold

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Viewer01 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hear the ligma variant is known to choke people to death.

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Ullyr_Atreides 2 points ago +2 / -0

Asking the REAL questions

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TheOne1 2 points ago +2 / -0

They don't wanna piss off the boss

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mattroomsq 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yeah like Xi Jinping. LOL

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drpureblood 1 point ago +1 / -0

omicron> imocron> imorcon> imorocn> imoronc> MORONIC

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Pmorggan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looked up Omicron in Gematria . (Clinton)

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Trumpdidit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Coat Check Please....

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IWantFweedom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Still waiting for the Megatron and Optimus Prime variants.

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alucard13mmfmj 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Mu" is a stramlnge word to use. Mu is the name of a continent that allegedly exists in the pacific ocean (between asia and north america). Its equivalent to atlantis. Entire continent sank.

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tiamat 1 point ago +1 / -0

i expected a sigma or omega variant, they keep picking weird ones

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FORMERCHILDSTAR 1 point ago +1 / -0

They skipped Nu and Xi.

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Mintap 1 point ago +1 / -0

Iota variant. Iota punch fauci.

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ConstitutionNailedIt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Still wondering where Alpha, Beta and Gamma went... guess they were Clinton'd

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PotatusHead 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because Xi was the original virus.

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Persuasion 1 point ago +1 / -0

At this point, saying anything, anywhere near the truth is impossible.

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VonTyger 1 point ago +1 / -0

They skipped sigma too, I wanted a ligma variant.

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Libertardian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Xi-ple might wake up.

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barwhack 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're ALL variant Xi.

Phi Xi, to be exact.

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Gadbous 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wasn't it a couple of months ago we were told that when getting a covid test the variant couldn't be determined?

Now who's lying?

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Endprism 1 point ago +1 / -0

Winnie the Pooh doesn’t like to be ridiculed

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acidburn 1 point ago +1 / -0

how about the fau-xi variant

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WinterSoldier82 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chyna didn't want to make it that obvious..

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ed_shaw 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good catch! No accident, I'd be sure. But, hey. look: it is the people who contracted out the work we should be looking at.

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BurtMcGirt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Xiden variant

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trauncher 1 point ago +1 / -0

They skipped Nu as well.

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Diesel59Doctor 1 point ago +1 / -0

commiecron variant

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CANATIVE 1 point ago +1 / -0

How many Flavors? More than Baskin Robbins ice Cream. I am waiting for Mocha Almond Fudge Covid. With a shot of J&J of course. Mmmm

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Oback_Barama 1 point ago +1 / -0

Waiting on the Lesco variant.