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Roasted. (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Simon_Jester ago by Simon_Jester +3146 / -1
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sustainable_saltmine 144 points ago +144 / -0
  1. Top kek.
  2. America is not stolen. EVERYONE came from elsewhere, even the Indians. NO race started here and "just being here first" doesn't mean ownership
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fuckthealphabetsoup 122 points ago +122 / -0
  1. Carried to the logical conclusion: All Blacks can go right the fuck back to Africa.
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MuricaQThroatpuncher 39 points ago +39 / -0

Those whose ancestors were not fortunate enough to be enslaved by whites are now all begging to come to countries run by whites.

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I_Only_Win 22 points ago +22 / -0

Borders are a social construct unless you’re Kyle Rittenhouse

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AussieTrumpFan 9 points ago +10 / -1

No. The logical conclusion is that "The Great Game" in which Africa was carved up under European colonialism was merely a Reconquista as the Whites were returning to their ancestral homelands.

Thus, Rhodesia is always Rhodesia, South Africa needs to be defended to the hilt, the Greeks (Ptolemaic) deserve Egypt, and the Italians Judea, and....

Oh, right. Wypepo are evil, no matter what.

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Paxelmania 5 points ago +5 / -0

Actually the logical conclusion is that since whites are descended from Africans (all humanity originated in Africa theory) we have a right to go back and conquer it from blacks.

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LetterKennyParkBoy 2 points ago +3 / -1

Whites are not descended from Africans per say. That's both true and false. There was one "race" which spread around the world and developed into Caucasoid, Mongoloid, and Negroid (mainly) racial groups through natural selection. Caucasians are not descended from negroids. They are cousins per say. Likely originated in africa and spread out but framing it as Africans as we know them today is incorrect. Too lazy to look up what the origin "race" was called right now.

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Paxelmania 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whites are not descended from Africans per say. That's both true and false. There was one "race" which spread around the world and developed into Caucasoid, Mongoloid, and Negroid (mainly) racial groups through natural selection.

I'm not saying Caucasoids descended from Negroids, just that the common ancester came from African continent

framing it as Africans as we know them today is incorrect.

Depends on what one implies/infers from the term

like technically Egyptians are Africans and Russians are Asians yet in common slang that's usually overlooked

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zoangelic 1 point ago +1 / -0

we should. they are turning it into a trash heap.

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Lumina 41 points ago +41 / -0

Notice the domain name is .ca, which is Canadian. Remember when they were finding those buried kids in residential (native) schools? This is BLM trying to co-opt that movement as part of their own.

That's right, Black Lives Matter is stealing clout from dead native kids. Are you surprised?

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alucard13mmfmj 10 points ago +10 / -0

Buried.. when i saw the word buried, i instant thought of that serial killer in canada that murdered dozens of hookers and on a pig farm.. and then processed their corpses with the rest of the pork. Obviously, hundreds if not thousands of people ate human during that time.

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ErnstJunger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Canadians don't have a black crime problem like we have in the states. They have a drunk Indian problem. so this is like their BLM.

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Paxelmania 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bet they never even watched an episode of Kagagi or Mohawk Girls or Blackstone or Wapos Bay or Guardians or Lake

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AOCDickPics 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's like if the annoying person who said "FIRST" in a Youtube video now owned the video.

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FollowTheVOTEmasks 4 points ago +4 / -0

To. the. victor. goes. The. spoils.

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Daris 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes It does actually

(That means America owns the moon)

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South_Florida_Guy 64 points ago +65 / -1

Our turkey was super moist IDK wtf they're talking about

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WhiteyMcWhite 23 points ago +23 / -0

My turkey was perfect too and my wife made perfectly cooked stuffing. As normal, these blacks don't know shit!

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SecondProtectsFirst 13 points ago +13 / -0

Just more whitey hating bullshit like how we don’t season our food

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Amateurgynecologist 5 points ago +5 / -0

I been cooking for a long time but never made a Turkey

Im as white as it gets

And i nailed it. Perfect moist and fall off the bone tender

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substantialmajestic 5 points ago +5 / -0

They seem a little resentful at people's great Thanksgiving meals.

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Litterboxer1 3 points ago +6 / -3

Did you pay for it with a credit card? Hahahaha

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redbeard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wealthy people buy most everything on credit cards and pay it off at the end of the month. It buys you add'l cash flow (always smart to maximize cash flow to minimize capital gain hits from cashing out of the market) and gives you reward points.

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BigIgloo 1 point ago +1 / -0

A mortgage

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Bb1776 51 points ago +51 / -0

BLM is also on stolen land. Weak argument

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TheWinningNeverStops 22 points ago +22 / -0

Retarded more like it...

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Taliesin 12 points ago +12 / -0

And posting their comments on a looted iPhone.

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SomeBloodyMinger 10 points ago +10 / -0

'Stolen land' that the white people built up from nothing into the place it is today (and these BLM tards are now living in this place making these comments about it today with white man's technology). It WAS a wonderful place to live up until lefties decided there wasn't enough corruption in the modern West, so they threw that one out the window.

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Eddie_Vanjovi 5 points ago +5 / -0

And continuing to steal on stolen land? Talk about projection.

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anotherthing 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not to mention how many black Thanksgivings are paid for with food stamps, which is stolen money.

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bf4truth 28 points ago +28 / -0

there were no roads, factories, airports, space stations, bridges, etc here when native americans lived here

just like every other place on the planet, borders shifted

get used to it

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thelastlast 24 points ago +24 / -0

my turkey was bomb as fuck.

also..didnt black people steal the land too? wtf? are we not Americans? does BLM think natives respect black people LOL

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OZ00MSTALLGEESE 14 points ago +14 / -0

Black american who eats fast food daily: "Yt pipo can't season they food"

France and Italy: "lol"

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MrSir 4 points ago +4 / -0

Butter is a seasoning!

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behemoth887 9 points ago +9 / -0

that video of don cheadle finds out his ancestors were enslaved by natives and his reaction is "damn i have to pretend i'm cool with this cuz i don't know what the big book of lib has to say about this"

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

BLM supporting slave holders lol

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TheJimmReaper 17 points ago +18 / -1

Lmfao at stolen land... No the land was won a long time ago now, you'd think after 250 years they'd have figured this out by now, fucking losers

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TrumpAndGodWin 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Losers focus on winners, winners focus on winning. "

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PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago +3 / -0

Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

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Geeee 16 points ago +17 / -1

Life is more important than property, sorry

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GodSaveTheWest 7 points ago +7 / -0

Careful, thats a line the left uses to say you shouldnt defend your home with lethal force.

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SecondProtectsFirst 4 points ago +5 / -1

You don’t defend your home, you defend the people in it. That’s why arson can be met with deadly force but not graffiti. At least in most states.

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Geeee 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is why I say it

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redditbiggay 3 points ago +3 / -0

life is property

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Waronchristmasisreal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Property is life

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SecondProtectsFirst 1 point ago +1 / -0

Property is something you own. If you own a life you have a slave. It’s a stretch to say every living thing is a slave.

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penguinjay1212 2 points ago +2 / -0

short and sweet. BTFO

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Lurkermon 11 points ago +11 / -0

Odd, my turkey came out moist and tender. The stuffing wasn't soggy either.

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spezisapedo2 1 point ago +1 / -0

gotta give props to the rectec this year, my turkey came out perfect. One of the juiciest Ive ever had.

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spezisapedo2 2 points ago +2 / -0

pellet smoker.

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RexCollumSilvarum 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm a descendant of Dutch New Yorkers. We paid the market rate for our land; we even gave the locals technology that they couldn't have invented in centuries.

Nobody took advantage of anybody; we all came out ahead. We New Yorkers know all about win-win deals; great deals. I think a New York businessman familiar with this ideology should be put in the White House, don't you?

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BloodElfSupporter 7 points ago +7 / -0

On an unrelated note, is that why New York was originally called New Amsterdam? Because of the Dutch settlers?

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YaBoiJacob 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes

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RexCollumSilvarum 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes; that's the name they gave it. When the British took it from the Dutch in 1664, it was renamed after the Duke of York. The Brits ought to give us reparations!

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BloodElfSupporter 6 points ago +6 / -0

That’s cool. My family is from Taiwan and there were also Dutch settlers from the 1700s in Taiwan (Formosa). One of my friends in Taiwan actually has one blue eye and one brown eye (heterochromia) even though he’s Asian; his sister has two blue eyes— you don’t see many Asians with blue eyes, but apparently they had Dutch ancestors that were settlers from the colonial era. I thought that was pretty cool.

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RexCollumSilvarum 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s cool. My family is from Taiwan and there were also Dutch settlers from the 1700s in Taiwan (Formosa).

The Dutch were everywhere in those centuries; they had a trading post in Japan too (and weren't allowed to mix with the locals). Everywhere they went, they were trading and making money, not enslaving or stealing.

BTW, I love Taiwan. I had the pleasure of visiting in 2019 and had an amazing time. I had been to mainland China before but Taiwan was so much better. The real China; great people; all the real Chinese culture that Mao Tse-tung couldn't destroy. I even got to visit Chiang Kai-shek's residence and listen to a recording of his wife speaking to the US Congress thanking them for their support in WWII. I was filled with pride that my grandparents' generation supported our Chinese friends. I can't wait to go back!

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BloodElfSupporter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice! It always makes me happy to hear people’s appreciation of Taiwan. You’re right, it’s practically a China that has not experienced communism. That’s why I am actively educating others around me about China’s civil war to this day, all because of Mao and communism. It’s been 15 years since I last visited. I hope your next trip will be just as good!

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Thep1mp 9 points ago +9 / -0

Those negros are doing the same thing. Feel free to get the fuck out. My conscience is just fine, but theirs sounds pretty shaky.

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27Sandino 9 points ago +9 / -0

america belongs to the natives but europe belongs to north african migrants bigot

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PartandParcel 8 points ago +8 / -0

Burn loot murder probably wrote that from a stolen keyboard on a stolen computer. They’re just jealous their fathers are doing 25-life and mine taught me how to cook.

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Razzyrazz 7 points ago +7 / -0

Conquered land

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Stanwyk74 7 points ago +7 / -0

Native americans grew out of the ground and always got along like peaceful dove people.

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FromSethWithLove 4 points ago +4 / -0

I guess you haven't seen the documentary "Avatar"

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malooch 7 points ago +7 / -0

NaTiVe tribes stole, raped and pillaged other NaTiVe tribes forever

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rebelde_sin_causa 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm willing to play along with this if it entitles me to some free land in Germany, France, and England

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FromSethWithLove 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm suddenly identifying as polish

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Guildpro101 7 points ago +7 / -0

Better response. "Can I get my bike back then?"

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covfefe-time 7 points ago +7 / -0

Disregarding the fact that North America was a vast, untamed, mostly uninhabited continent, it just shows how asshurt these people are that they've never accomplished a single GD thing, and never will in their useless, miserable existence.

In fact, most of them probably don't care about being an absolute waste of space, and net drain on functional society and decent human civilization.

All of this shows that they just want free shit, and for YOU to pay for it in perpetuity, because they are completely and utterly incapable of producing value, even with the entire modern world at their fingertips.

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bighomiebeenchillin -5 points ago +1 / -6

who tf are you talking about? who is they? who didnt not ever did not ever didnt accomplish shit?

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WhoMeTwo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Right into my veins!

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texastrees 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Find out which ancestral homeland you're occupying" Lord Almighty, I've never rolled my eyes so hard. And my whole family on my mom's side are native. Blm can fuck right off.

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ColonelTravis 5 points ago +6 / -1

The Indians were not the first people here. The Clovis, for one, were here before they were. Second, these enormous swaths of land that we attribute to them, were not actually used. They primarily dwelt in a small percentage of their claimed land. They had no civilization there, no presence, and no use for it.

There is much more “stolen” land in Africa, land that was taken by other Africans, than the US settlements. In fact, there had recently been a large conquest of South Africa, not long before the Dutch arrived.

Ask these people where white people are native, see if you get an answer.

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Taliesin 8 points ago +8 / -0

The Bantu reached South Africa decades after the Dutch. The Khoisan are the real native peoples of Africa. They are not black, but relatively pale-skinned with Asian-looking eyes. There are traces of their presence all over the continent. Black Africans massacred them, enslaved them, and drove them off their indigenous lands.

Maybe the oppression of the indigenous Khoisan ought to be thrown in the faces of BLM propagandists?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YQFZopZlaA

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ColonelTravis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for the correction.

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PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago +3 / -0

They primarily dwelt in a small percentage of their claimed land. They had no civilization there, no presence, and no use for it.

For real. Early estimates of pre-arrival North American populations was like 2 million, at most.

2 million people spread across 8,433 bazillion square miles of land.

You could travel for weeks and encounter nobody.

The idea that these backward savages "own" all this land is laughable. They're closer to homeless bums squatting on a development plot.

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Knowbody 5 points ago +5 / -0

So, are these BLM activists going to leave the country and go to Africa? You know, since they don't want to be living on stolen land, after all.

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Dirkstruan313 5 points ago +5 / -0

So sorry we stopped you from eating each other

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MAGAlifeChoseMe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Go back to Africa if you have colonizer guilt.

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One_Eyed_Willy 4 points ago +4 / -0

When someone tells you stolen or colonized... remind them, conquered. Your people were conquered.

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macocontentfarmer 4 points ago +4 / -0

my turkey wasn’t dry… F those BLM chumps

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smartass 4 points ago +4 / -0

So all the non-whites in Europe are on stolen land too?

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Tenspot20 4 points ago +4 / -0

BLM makes memes on discarded old paper grocery bags.

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ManOfTheWeast 3 points ago +3 / -0

I brined and spatchcocked. The moisture was superb.

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Drud14 3 points ago +4 / -1

It’s only stealing when White people do it. Otherwise it doesn’t count.

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Flipakademsarepedos 3 points ago +3 / -0

BLM are trash

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Ryanaissance 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every land has been settled, conquered, and reconquered. What point in time is the one to use to figure out who belongs to which land? And what about all the mixes since?

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Bb1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

That was like 500 years ago , get over it

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JZSquared 3 points ago +3 / -0

Since when does BLM care about anyone else but themselves?

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Sylvester1212 2 points ago +2 / -0

What we consider native Americans are conquererers who also took land others were already on. Clovis First has been disproven the last few years which means the entire Native American theory is disproven.

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apricorn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bitch if you think I stole it, come try to take it back.

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runonce 2 points ago +2 / -0

In the past I've been willing to hear the arguments listen to the explanations and consider the rationale. They are promoting a moot point to play on the emotions of the weak minded.

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Shakyrob 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would then ask them to give up their property to the various local tribes... But then I remembered these particular ones don't actually own anything they could give up.

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FreddyThePatriot 2 points ago +3 / -1

Black people I see haven't actually left the land they're crying about

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redbeard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why do fuckers from South America think they have the rights to North American tribes land? Stupid Incas and Aztecs, go to hell

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hilboggins 2 points ago +2 / -0

Acting as if they ain't doing the same shit lol

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ConcernedFrenchFrog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hmm. But blacks are a part of this ongoing theft. I mean they live there, profit from the country and stuff

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wareaglea5 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't be on stolen land if the Indians are on their reservations.

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gillonba 2 points ago +2 / -0

...because black people are indigenous now?

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Bonami 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's good.

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Kilroy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol! Are they stumping for Red Lives Matter now?

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Cyrbuzz66 2 points ago +2 / -0

🖕Dumb N Don’t Matter!!

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climatestatis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Assuming you sadly got some dry turkey and overcooked stuffing at least you got some nice land to make you feel better.