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posted ago by TheCandorist ago by TheCandorist +3181 / -1

No covid panics. Anyone wearing a mask is clearly identified as deranged so easily avoidable. Chants of Let's Go Brandon broke out in a bar I was at last night. My gym lockers are littered with election steal stickers. It's nice to be around the like minded.

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19American62Woman 112 points ago +112 / -0

What are y’all gonna do when Pelosi moves in? Talk about a cancerous sore. She’s going to stink up y’all’s state if you don’t plan now!

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britbitch 51 points ago +51 / -0

yup agreed - we most definately do not want that conniving, vicious, vindictive, lying witch in Florida -not now- not ever - not anyhow

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NvJohansson 52 points ago +52 / -0

She's 80+,she should have rented instead.

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fattycakezzz 46 points ago +46 / -0

I wish i had enough $$ to buy the property next door and blast Let's Go Brandon songs all day, everyday. Also maybe park a yacht with loud ass speakers pointing towards her house to reinforce the message.

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NvJohansson 19 points ago +19 / -0
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IWI9000 8 points ago +8 / -0

With a LGB Playlist 24/7

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NvJohansson 8 points ago +8 / -0

They would probably like that, I think you'd have more impact with Trump rallies audio. 24/7.

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MasklessMarvel 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOLs

I though the same thing

turn it into the Gulf of Sorrento

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MasklessMarvel 1 point ago +1 / -0

"put the right skid right up her ass"

how can he love the small of napalm when he does not use any napalm?

and how did he not spill his coffee?

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Talon54 2 points ago +2 / -0

The F-5s pickle a lot of napalm into the tree line.

He's good, that's how he didn't spill the coffee.

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MAGAsJustBegun 12 points ago +12 / -0

We should legit crowd fund somehow to pay far over worth of a neighboring home, put up some patriots who have been kicked Hy the system, perhaps Rittenhouse, under the condition that they work to agitate Pelosi all they can by legal means only.

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Throwmeaway1235 4 points ago +4 / -0

See if you can fundraise and approach Desantis about building a wind farm adjacent to her house.

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MasklessMarvel 3 points ago +3 / -0

don't raise the property values

rezone the neighborhood for animal agriculture

drive her property value into the basement of hell and make the neighbors want to kill her

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Stanwyk74 7 points ago +7 / -0

We need a cousin Eddie to move in.

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MasklessMarvel 2 points ago +2 / -0

blast Trump's victory speeches night and day

hold MAGA rallies there

wall off all but the side that adjoins her property and establish a homeless encampment- with no bathrooms and free heroin

if the power lines cross it, cut them and make all of her ice cream melt

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altYPNeT 9 points ago +9 / -0

Somehow the scummiest of humans live the longest. Soros is 91 now.

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SupremeDearLeader2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Evil never dies

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keepamericagreat102 3 points ago +3 / -0

Have a more stay peaceful protest at her mansion of course

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DonttrustChina 24 points ago +24 / -0

Do what the left do, show up in "peaceful protest" mobs at her house in the middle of the night, run her out of restaurants, make life unbearable for her.

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FollowTheVOTEmasks 3 points ago +3 / -0

This!

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MrM4590 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the way! Don't get violent yet but make it as uncomfortable for her old ass as possible.

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 11 points ago +11 / -0

Potato gun full of dog shit.

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unicornpoop 2 points ago +2 / -0

This guy Mississippi's.

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 1 point ago +1 / -0

Better. Louisiana country boy.

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MissionaryImpossible 1 point ago +1 / -0

Viscosity/physics not applicable to propulsion?

User beware

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Phillyberto 4 points ago +4 / -0

Easy, just use a sabot for the dogshit.

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horsefacestorm 9 points ago +9 / -0

Jupiter is where a lot of those Trump boat parades have been. I'm sure they can think of something special for Piglosi.

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IWI9000 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think we need to build a mobile trebuchet on a truck bed and lay siege by launching goat heads into her compound!!!!

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MissionaryImpossible 3 points ago +3 / -0

This makes more sense.

While we are constructing wooden things...why not gallows ?

User satisfied.

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Sylvester1212 73 points ago +73 / -0

Every day another liberal New Yorker tells me they are moving to or looking for property in Florida. Makes me concerned because DeSantis only beat the gay meth addict by 40,000 votes.

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MAGA1775 32 points ago +32 / -0

As someone who lived in Florida, its insane the amount of New Yorkers and northeasterners moving there. I had to get the hell out, because my county got completely invaded.

They voted up the sales tax, votes in all kinds of tyrannical rules/regulations, sent prices soaring that it was unaffordable, etc.

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ragnarokrobo 20 points ago +20 / -0

Only around 1/4 of people in Florida were actually born here. Sad, really.

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MAGA1775 13 points ago +15 / -2

A lot of the Florida natives are fleeing the state too.

Tons of them are moving to places like SC and everyone I still know in Florida wants to get the hell out.

I can't speak for northern Florida....but anywhere from Orlando and south of it is becoming a cesspool.

I wasn't a native, but moved to Florida when I was around 5 years old and lived there until I was 30.

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ragnarokrobo 16 points ago +16 / -0

All the major cities are libcuck metropolises. Nearly all of South Florida is blue courtesy of Yankees and snowbird retirees. The areas outside the major cities aren't bad but we've got a higher population count than new york state. Feels like eventually we'll be overrun and outnumbered.

Local people born and raised here likely to never own extremely expensive land or houses that rich Yankees who hate us come down to buy, mow down, pave over and build up.

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ForsakenForeskin 10 points ago +10 / -0

100%. Brandon Administration also sending illegal aliens to invade Florida at the same time.

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ragnarokrobo 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's been going on long before his administration.

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ForsakenForeskin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes but accelerated like everything else due to Globalist making up for lost time.

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goldengirl 1 point ago +1 / -0

don't be ridiculous. have you seen the cost of housing in florida lately? housing costs have doubled in the last year. legit people can't afford to live in florida, let alone illegal aliens.

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ForsakenForeskin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Illegal Aliens don’t pay for shit. Government will fund it at taxpayer expense. Like with everything else. Money printer go brrrrrr.

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JoggingLooter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look at a voting map globohomo. Just faggot ass miami and tampa are blue. Bradenton down to Marco Island is red as fuck and the only place you should live anyways.

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FloridaWoman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just drove through that area on my way hone from a trip. Can confirm. It's an odd mix of beautiful scenery and lakes and closed, forgotten small towns.

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Zepp87 6 points ago +6 / -0

Panhandle is still based as fuck according to my chiropractor (also based).

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Bunny 4 points ago +4 / -0

The panhandle is basically an extension of Alabama

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Sylvester1212 1 point ago +1 / -0

Easy! I grew up in the Panhandle.

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Kaiheitai 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lower Alabama as it's been called, or LA

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ForsakenForeskin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Native Floridian here. Can confirm this. Left Jacksonville FL which is RINO ran and a commie shithole. I’m in a different Red state now.

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krzyzowiec 1 point ago +1 / -0

We welcome you in SC. Our state is beautiful and relatively unpopulated.

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Phillyberto 0 points ago +3 / -3

everyone I still know in Florida wants to get the hell out.

Sounds like everyone you know is a major pussy.

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frogface 2 points ago +2 / -0

I for one am standing my ground. It's the law here.

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toqer 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm from California but looking to move to FL. Can you look at my post history and tell me if I'm a fit?

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ragnarokrobo 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you're not a liberal, don't support gun control or cultural Marxism you'd fit fine. If you move to any major city such as Miami, Orlando, Jacksonville, Tampa, Tallahassee or pretty much all of the southeast part of Florida you'd be surrounded by liberals and likely wouldn't be a good fit there unless that's your thing.

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Missd2 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish DeSantis would stop inviting people from other states here.

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Sylvester1212 2 points ago +2 / -0

I still own land in the Panhandle but I have no plans of building there any time soon. I'm waiting to see what the fallout will be.

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JoggingLooter 4 points ago +5 / -1

What's your plan? Wait for FL and TX to turn blue. Hide in some city? I really hate how pussy you people are.

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Steelflite 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, seeing a lot of this. So the plan is to...what, run away from Florida? To where? Where to after that? Choices are gonna get slim pretty quick if you keep packing up and bolt to a different state.

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JoggingLooter 3 points ago +3 / -0

These people are part of the 80%. They are no better than democrats.

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MAGA1775 2 points ago +2 / -0

From what I see, the invasion is slowly making its way up north in Florida.

As they invade the lower parts, it gets too crowded, expensive and overdeveloped and then they start working their way up.

I watched as it went to Port St Lucie, then further north. Not sure where it is now as I've been gone for a few years.

Never really spent much time in the panhandle so not sure how things are there currently.

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Snoman 1 point ago +1 / -0

There’s only so much growth that can happen above Gainesville, that’s where the water sources are in the rivers and springs.

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VoidWanderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ocala is slowly degrading as the ghetto is continuing it's slow but steady expansion out. One of the reasons I didn't buy there after living there when I was a kid.

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Bax101 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where was this? They've turned Lee County into a Liberal City

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MAGA1775 5 points ago +5 / -0

Around Jupiter. Used to be a nice little quiet beach town with affordable living.

Now everything has been bulldozed, flattened and paved over to make way for giant housing developments and globohomo chain stores. Traffic is insane and everywhere you go you hear the NEW YAWK accent and see NEW YAWK license plates.

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Bax101 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yea it's the same here in Naples. Building is out of control. Everyone wants the beach property to themselves and not have the locals enjoy. Still lots of Trump flags on everything. Lots of fuck Fauci and Gates as well.

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Bax101 6 points ago +6 / -0

I am sure I will be here. We are holding on. We got some hardcore Republican people here. Especially the owner of Seed to Table. It's a badass grocery store with 3 bars and full working cooking kitchen. Upstairs he hosts radio shows. Alex Jones did infowars here last year. I was so upset I missed it.

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VoidWanderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've pushed back when those asshats try it in my area, especially now that the snowbirds are around and acting like the arrogant old fucks that they are. "No. Go back to where you came from you parasite" is my usual retort. I'm no longer even civil with them. They want to leech and destroy everywhere they go so they need to GTFO and go back to the shitholes they made instead of leaving and coming here.

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MrM4590 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make him uncomfortable to be there.

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BasedEngineer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I live in GA and I never understood why northeasterners never change their plates when they move down. They love to re-register their vehicle in the shithole state they fled from, I don't mind it though makes them easier to point out.

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MAGA1775 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably because they are still "proud" of their shithole yankee state.

When they move down south, you can hear a lot of them always talk about "how they do it better back in NEW YAWK" and "how such and such is so much better in NEW YAWK."

The only reason they move down south is because their pension goes farther.

Yet they still continue to vote and act the same way they did up north.

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Snoman 1 point ago +2 / -1

New Yawk, that’s funny.

Gonna borrow that one..

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MAGA1775 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh yeah, forgot that Piglosi just bought a mansion there. Just another indicator of how far that place has fallen.

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HCF3263827 2 points ago +2 / -0

True story. Decades old family holdings bought out, subdivided. And getting packed with homes.

Natives having difficulty affording the increase in price of living. And all the snowbirds think it’s great and cheap.

When it comes to real estate. Native born pedes can’t compete with the libs selling their apartments in San Fran and dropping half a million in cash sight unseen no inspection on falling down houses that their Prius won’t be able to handle during wet season lol.

I’m thankful I own a home already but holy shit.

Roads aren’t set up for the increase in traffic.

EMS infrastructure isn’t capable of supporting the increased population.

It’s a damned mess.

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Bax101 2 points ago +2 / -0

True story. I used to trap wildlife in Florida and all the city folk didn't know there are so many critters in a subtropical zone. They assume it's like California or the Carolinas. The amount of bugs and rats that dominate here push people away eventually or they bulldoze an old house and make a new one because the bugs once they get in are hard to remove.

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HCF3263827 2 points ago +2 / -0

Man, you’re reminding me of some good memories with my grandfather.

Hopefully we don’t get overwhelmed with the shit libs and can manage to stop them from taking hold of the rural areas before we have to bulldoze the state.

God bless you sir & Happy Thanksgiving weekend.

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CA4Newscum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where did you get the hell out to ? How do you like the new place - any better?

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Trumpchoochoo 10 points ago +10 / -0

But we also have plenty of Cubans who have no desire to turn Florida into the same place they fled from.

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Sylvester1212 7 points ago +7 / -0

I moved from Miami in 2018 and Cubans hate Democrats for the most part but you're getting way more invaders from the north than refugees from the south. Why do you think they are adamantly against Cuban refugees but open the door to shitheads from everywhere else?;

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Trumpchoochoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think you know the answer.

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MAGAsJustBegun 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's also back when nobody really knew who Ron was.

Now, I'd say Ron is as popular as Trump in Florida, perhaps even a bit more considering he's easier to swallow than Trump for some out there.

I know many Conservatives who would rather see Ron run 2024, but they agree it would be even better to see Trump / DeSantis 2024.

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Sylvester1212 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm probably one of those conservatives. It's a hated opinion here but I can't really be comfortable voting for someone who pissed away my last vote. He was the president when he was cheated and essentially did nothing when he held power and all the cards. He's advised by seethe sayers and cowards. What would he do differently with no power?

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FrostedCricketFlakes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gatekeep. If you can tell they voted for that shit, make them feel unwelcome. They certainly would do the same in NY.

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jimboonie 1 point ago +1 / -0

I swear I just read an article that for the first time in the states history that registered Republicans outnumber Dems. And that Dems pulled all funding for candidates because it’s a no-win situation.

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Bax101 23 points ago +23 / -0

1.3 million people from Europe visited last month. Florida's population grew a lot this year. I heard we are a solid red state so it gives me hope that we stay this way and fight for it.

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WinterSoldier82 23 points ago +23 / -0

Don't forget the New Yorker Snow Birds that love making shit blue

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AsaNisiMAGA 19 points ago +20 / -1

The Canadians are far more annoying with their smug, self-righteous, smiley polite America hate. But we haven't had those since the coof started. I'm not complaining. 🤷‍♂️

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ChilledCovfefe 14 points ago +14 / -0

Lol they literally can’t leave Canada!

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Mr_Fister 2 points ago +2 / -0

the ones we want to leave canada can't leave.

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LucretiaReflection 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have a couple camping right next to me. The KOA I'm at is full of them. The ones I've talked to have been ok tho.

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NvJohansson 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Canadians are far more annoying

Really? Compared to New Yorkers? Hard to believe considering New Yorkers will vote and fuck you up, canucks won't.

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AsaNisiMAGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

Residents, even new interloper ones, and snowbirds aren't quite the same thing. And yes, I find the Canadians who come down for "the season" far more insufferable to deal with in person. The New Yorkers are loud and rude and complainy. The Canadians are condescending and nasty and haughty under all the well mannered treacle. I'd rather deal with people who are honest in their unpleasantness than fake in their niceness. That's how I'm wired. YMMV

Edit: I especially don't like the patronizing comments about how superior they are because they don't have firearms and how sick and sad Americans are for having them. How's that working out?

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jdqw210 2 points ago +2 / -0

^----- rural Canadian that endorses firearms (although I have none)

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AsaNisiMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you're ever down here I'll take you to the range. But you have to promise not to lecture me about the glories of socialist healthcare and how uncivilized we Americans are. The other hobby horse the Canadians I encounter all ride.

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jdqw210 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guess I'd be the first to say that the healthcare here sucks, costs way too much, socialism is the #1 reason for all Human suffering and death, and America is literally the most civilized country coming in at the first and most successful republic in history!

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NvJohansson -2 points ago +1 / -3

I told my kids that if many people are rude and condescending to them, maybe it's not them it's you?

Okay they don't have firearms, but how is anything different over there than over here concerning government pushback? Pretty much zero?

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Howabsolutelydareu 8 points ago +8 / -0

Canadians are FAR FAR worse. They’ve been brainwashed since birth to worship leftist government, hate guns, and look at you with baffled expressions when you try explaining liberty. As long as they can drink alcohol, smoke weed, and watch hockey, they’ll do what they’re told by Trudeau. (Not all Canadians, of course. I have family and friends there who understand and hate the communism they live under.)

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +1 / -0

I guess not every province is the same, l spent a few years in Quebec and they were more based that my cucked state, MA. They're the only ones in Canada who actually marched and protested the vax mandates and made the government stand down. That's already more than anybody else in Canada or any state here has done.

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Howabsolutelydareu 2 points ago +2 / -0

That surprises me but good for them. I hope they keep it up.

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ParadigmShift2070 1 point ago +1 / -0

it's Quebec, they don't even want to be Canadian

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +1 / -0

The way the rest of Canada begs for open borders and is kneeling to the vaxx gods, can you blame them?

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jdqw210 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are exceptions, don't let the cucks fool you

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Yam_nation 1 point ago +1 / -0

My in-laws (leafs) were accused of being New Yorkers when we were in Florida in 2012 lol! Yes my in-laws are insufferable.

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WinterSoldier82 2 points ago +3 / -1

Looks like the Coof did some good for ya.

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AsaNisiMAGA 5 points ago +6 / -1

Only been here a few years but I've mastered saying, "Well bless your heart..."

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WinterSoldier82 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same here. I see the old ladies got to ya as well. 😆

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AsaNisiMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well I am an old lady so it suits me fine. 😉

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Marshall2 2 points ago +3 / -1

You left out little.

"Well bless your little heart"

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markjefferson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bless your enlarged heart

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MIpon2 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂

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AsaNisiMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

TIL

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19American62Woman 9 points ago +9 / -0

And Commifornians.

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Bax101 5 points ago +5 / -0

I live in Collier County and those fuckers are getting owned down here by the southern states moving here too. We don't put up with bullshit.

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WinterSoldier82 4 points ago +4 / -0

Keep Holding that line Pede, patriotically.

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Bax101 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am a mean asshole to lefties in my area. I don't hold back.

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Blndhairylegs 2 points ago +2 / -0

naples gets a ton of Bahstan libs. Annoying as hell.

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Bax101 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yea they're annoying. Especially being from NH originally and dealing with them growing up.

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WinterSoldier82 1 point ago +1 / -0

GOOD JOB PEDE.

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MasklessMarvel 2 points ago +2 / -0

fuck them

they will only win if you let them

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JoggingLooter 1 point ago +1 / -0

You don't live down here. They are not voting fucking blue.

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WinterSoldier82 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have families there and I DID live there for 3 years. Some of the New Yorkers I have seen are either not into Politics or they are Dems this is going back a decade. Maybe now they are blue pilled.

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tombombadil 6 points ago +6 / -0

You guys are the new Texas.

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Bax101 2 points ago +2 / -0

Minus good BBQ

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tombombadil 4 points ago +4 / -0

Idk man, 4 Rivers is a chain in central FL and it is probably the best bbq I’ve ever had.

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MAGAPlenty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Goddamn I love me some 4Rivers - available in Jacksonville too

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Snoman 1 point ago +2 / -1

If there’s no smoke rolling out the roof, the BBQ ain’t no good.

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MAGAPlenty 1 point ago +1 / -0

I should adapt that rule. Will look for that

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Snoman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Best BBQ in FL isn’t a chain, it’s those guys w/a porta pit on the side of the road.

You get gristle and fat on your sammy, the way it outta be.

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Bax101 1 point ago +1 / -0

Really? I live in SWFL so only decent BBQ is from Industry BBQ and it's made by some guys from Detroit.

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internetsecuritycat 1 point ago +1 / -0

How does it compare to Sonnys? Noticed that's a BBQ chain down here...

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Bax101 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never been.

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tombombadil 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never had Sonny’s. 4 rivers is legit though. It’s founded by a family of conservative Christians as a bonus.

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OldMoscowRules 19 points ago +19 / -0

Citrus County checking in…escaped communist Maryland 9 months ago and never looked back. DeSantis had a good point a long time ago: liberals aren’t going to move to FL because liberals believe the propaganda. And if you believe the propaganda you believe that you’ll drop dead from covid in the middle of the street here. Now, for the first time in history FL has more registered Republicans than democrats. Yay!

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aceshigh34 14 points ago +14 / -0

yes but as we’ve seen, all it takes is one demorat controlled county to rig a whole fucking state

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WooseTheMoose 13 points ago +13 / -0

Well, I'm going to be doing my part in Miami as a poll watcher.

It may not be much, but I'll be on the front lines fighting against the steal.

Fortunately now, I'll have a number to call to report any election problems I see and they'll be able to respond to that immediately thanks to that 2nd election integrity bill desantis passed.

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Bax101 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yea we also got some powerhouse Republicans who live here and are creating voter fraud squads.

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AFLP 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’m in Maryland now and have been considering moving to Florida with my family. I can’t stand MD. I only live here because my ex wife came here when she took my kid while I was at work. I’m so established now it’s hard, but I can’t stand the mindset of people here. I just can’t figure out how I can deal with the temps in Florida. I think MD is hot.

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OldMoscowRules 1 point ago +1 / -0

We lived in southern MD and to be honest, the humidity isn’t much worse. We’re in the northern third of FL though. At this time of year, the mornings and evenings are low 50’s, the afternoons high 60’s or low70’s. I was a Chesapeake Bay girl my entire life and we haven’t regretted moving for a second. Lots of rivers and lakes and 10 minutes from the Gulf.

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Steelflite 15 points ago +15 / -0

My mother (80) complains about what's wrong with everything. Told her, right now, we're in one of the best, if not the best, state. And its bonus points for being rural.

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MasklessMarvel 1 point ago +1 / -0

you are not the best state

we only have one dem in a major office and he is a DINO standing in the gap for the whole country

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CALI_MAGA_MAMA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Which state is that? I'm state shopping.

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MasklessMarvel 2 points ago +2 / -0

West By God Virginia

we call it that because God made WV

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CALI_MAGA_MAMA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Beautiful. I'm pretty hooked on the beach, but much more hooked on God. Florida seems a little too trailer park by the sea. We've been most drawn to South Carolina, but I'm going to look into WV. it's not THAT far from ocean. Thanks!

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MasklessMarvel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thomas Jefferson called Harpers Ferry the most beautiful place he had ever seen

He wrote a whole essay about it

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WinterSoldier82 15 points ago +18 / -3

Until you run into smelly and filthy Hatians at a Walmart who coughs on you. Otherwise FL is based AF

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censorthisss 6 points ago +6 / -0

Easy solution. Don't shop at Walmart.

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WinterSoldier82 3 points ago +3 / -0

Christ sakes. This was an example. Go just about anywhere and youll see the Haitians going into small businesses.

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censorthisss 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fair enough. I didn't mean to sound rude to you personally!

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14DaysToFlatten 2 points ago +4 / -2

Until you run into smelly and filthy Hatians at a Walmart who coughs on you.

Why are you at Walmart supporting communist slave-labor? Then you come home and post on a patriot website? I'd almost prefer a Haitian. Get your house in order.

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WinterSoldier82 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fool. I NEVER SAID I SAW THEM NOR I WAS IN A WALMART. I am speaking for my Fiance's parents who lives in PSL and complained about the scum. Get your eyes together.

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PatriotsWinBigly 11 points ago +11 / -0

Florida man here. Can confirm the mighty Sunshine state is great. But, we still have a fair amount of libtards and covidiots in my area (Seminole County).

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XCorneliusX 1 point ago +1 / -0

2022 election wise, the only thing I think that can be less an impact is the current state of affairs in Florida. It is very normal here. Aside from some essential costs being up, like gas and some foods. We wont wake up as many pedo enablers this way.

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Keep_on_Trumpin 9 points ago +9 / -0

See ya soon. I'm moving to Marion county in a few weeks just 15 minutes from the villages

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wake_up33 6 points ago +6 / -0

Welcome! Beautiful area - we're glad to have another patriot in Florida.

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VoidWanderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Be careful around Belleview. It's...interesting.

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MasklessMarvel 1 point ago +1 / -0

watch out for her when you are driving

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MasklessMarvel 7 points ago +7 / -0

I love being in WV

deep, dark, blood red country full of nice, hardworking friendly patriots

most people ignored the mask mandates but are cool toward those who wear them

this whole time i have run into one Karen and she was the manager at a 7-11 who was afraid she'd lose her job

wearing a MAGA hat gets you compliments, thumbs up and interesting conversations (don't wear it if you are in a hurry)

say "Let's go Brandon" in a store and everyone around you laughs

"I did that" stickers are proliferating like mushrooms

if Biden sent his BLM shock troops up here to start some shit well, as we say, we have plenty of room to hide the bodies

but luckily, as the senator from IL said, we are insignificant

when I look out my window, all I see is America

and lots of trees

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Power 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just moved here from Canada, you have no idea how lucky I feel to be in this place of freedom

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LucretiaReflection 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice! I might be joining ya'll real soon. My storage and mail still come to St Pete so I'm here waiting on some things.

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XCorneliusX 1 point ago +1 / -0

We exchanged posts yesterday. I really hope your move goes well. It seems to me that Hernando County and north is decent.

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LucretiaReflection 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you! I bought an RV so I'm testing out different areas and waiting for home prices to fall. If things get kinetic I would rather be in Florida for sure!

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XCorneliusX 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was lucky buying when I did in February. Price was locked in January. As we are well aware, housing prices in Florida rise and fall like no other place. Waiting it out is a great idea.

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Bax101 1 point ago +1 / -0

I will probably end up there once SWFL is a overrun town.

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Bax101 2 points ago +2 / -0

Indeed. I was living in Naples Park for the last ten years and recently move to East Naples and bought a house. More privacy.

Bonita Springs is blowing up too. I do like the new downtown make over that is happening. Also Grandpas Pizza downtown was visited by Barstool Sports last summer and they got a good 7.8 rating.

I also do shark fishing off the beach and around Sanibel.

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Bax101 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is what I am about. I have lived in a few large cities. Don't care for them. I like the quiet and being able to explore Florida's history. I hunt for fossils and enjoy fishing. Was out shark fishing last night.

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LucretiaReflection 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is what I'm going for. I mountain bike so the proximity of actual forest trails is huge to me. There is a 30 ft downhill trail 2 hours from here. Outside of that is is city or jungle biking. I am looking forward to having Choringo being close enough to bike too lol.

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SutopSutolf -1 points ago +1 / -2

How about Milton, my mom is looking there.

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MasklessMarvel 1 point ago +1 / -0

i would never live in that psychotic filled needs to be padded state

you may have nice beaches and a good governor but I don't want homeless druggies trying to eat my face off

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f_bastiat 5 points ago +5 / -0

In FL nearly every gas pump i come to has a Biden sticker on it lmao, I pass a Trump mural on one of the walls along the turnpike in orlando every few days and it lights up my morning, I see Trump 2024 signs flying high all over the place. I see Trump hats, 3%er hats, Gadsden hats and shirts every day. Its very very very rare I see masks, and when you see signs that say masks required inside on national businesses, no one inside is wearing them, no staff, no customers, its like covid never existed.

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VoidWanderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

The area I'm in still has a few places that have employees wearing masks, some of them being true believers of the jab. Stores are no longer requiring customers wear masks, but hilariously the hospitals are.

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Mountainous 4 points ago +4 / -0

I lived in Julington creek late 80's early 90's. Loved it minus the weather. Always humid as Fuck. And love bug season would take your paint off your ride if you didn't wash it off quick. But with today's BS I could easily put up with that. 👍

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Bax101 4 points ago +4 / -0

Love bug season wasn't bad this year, but last year I swear it went on for half the year.

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WinterSoldier82 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ugh I member that 9 months of brutal humidity

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PatriotUnderground 4 points ago +4 / -0

Recently moved from Michigan to Florida and it’s been a breath of fresh air (literally) here. Hardly any masks and fear mongering in our area.

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webthing 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's going to snow here today😪

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NvJohansson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same, north east.

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MasklessMarvel 1 point ago +1 / -0

🥶

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Coolgenner 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tampa checking in here!

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NobodyLikesSplatter 2 points ago +2 / -0

High five

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XCorneliusX 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is one thing that is odd here. The State Agriculture department handles legal matters usually handled by DOJ type departments in other States.

The one difference that works well is DMV. It is handled by county tax offices and I have never walked into a DMV anywhere but here and been able to walk right up and get helped at 10:30am.

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TeachingHistory92 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same pede, whole family moved here from NY, voting red down the line, loving this freedom, not even looking back!

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CanadianFren 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm envious, you're living in a parallel reality in comparison to here

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No_cucks 3 points ago +3 / -0

Meanwhile in New York, cunt issues a “state of emergency for the incoming South Africa variant”.

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jdqw210 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would be there if it weren't so difficult to get into the U.S.A. from Canada

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MasklessMarvel 1 point ago +1 / -0

dude you just drive across a line

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jdqw210 2 points ago +2 / -0

No shit? I'd rather not be deported though

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wake_up33 3 points ago +3 / -0

A man from Michigan tried to berate my husband in Staples yesterday for not wearing a mask. He let him know that if he likes masks he should go back to Michigan, because here in Florida we are FREE!

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the_dude232 3 points ago +3 / -0

As a Michigan pede, we don’t want him back here. Send him to New York or Cali

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wake_up33 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unfortunately, we don't seem to get the based Michigan people visiting down here. Or maybe it's only the liberal ones who complain all the time in the stores!

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MissRedrum 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fellow Floridian!!

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MrsMAGA9 3 points ago +3 / -0

I recently took a trip to FL. It felt so dumb having to wear a mask on the plane to go to a state with no masks. Loved the freedom there and seriously contemplating a move!

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181degrees 3 points ago +3 / -0

What are the best cities in Florida to live in, and which ones should be avoided?

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TheMerleOfHaggard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tampa is slightly blue. Miami has based Cubans, but mostly blue. Jacksonville is RINO. The panhandle is red as hell. Orlando and surrounding area is still decent.

Sarasota ain't bad. Fort Lauderdale is ok. Tallahassee is a lib bubble, at least in administration, but everything around it is sane.

East coast is colder water, jellyfish. West coast is gulf, so.. red tide nasty water for part of the year. The Keys are beautiful but hurricane magnets.

In short, just avoid Miami and Jacksonville.

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181degrees 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not the answer I wanted, but the answer I needed. Unfortunately for me all of the good jobs are in Miami. Covid could be a silver lining, with work from home opportunities and all.

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silentnoobxd 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll be right down there with you in a couple weeks. We're starting our refugee run out of Seattle. We're a young couple about to have a decent sized family too. Done with cold people, cold weather, and cold communist politics. Going to go to the space coast and get involved in local politics/election integrity, and scare kids with the warnings of what it was like when Washington state was taken over.

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MasklessMarvel 1 point ago +1 / -0

We're a young couple about to have a decent sized family

all at once?

i would not count in getting sex for awhile after that

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silentnoobxd 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol no

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TheMerleOfHaggard 1 point ago +1 / -0

You will hate the humid-stuck-in-Satan's-armpit summer, from June to September. Other than that, not too bad.

Cuban food is amazing. Lots of southern comfort food too. Half the price of West coast. I moved from Vanc, WA/Portland area (after a couple years there and 10 in San Francisco) in 2017. No regrets. Much more sanity here in FL.

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silentnoobxd 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm actually looking forward to that. Was there during the hot summer this year and loved it. I've always hated the cold and my wife is from the tropics.

Cuban food was incredible!!! And their espresso too!

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SkeletorsTeeth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Central Florida where I live is still 50/50 but still easily avoidable as you said. I know how hard it is in other states to no crack. Its up to us who havent been broken to carry on the fight.

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TwitterIsTrash 3 points ago +3 / -0

I want to be there so badly :(

Anyone have advice on somewhere to stay for a month or two in Florida before I get an apartment? Or how to get an apartment without 3x income (which I’ll never have with the average wage at my job)? Help

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XCorneliusX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Many here have a primary job and some kind of sideline. Reuse is big here for example. I bought my washer a dryer from a man who reconditions good shape units. It is his sideline. They are both white, but different brands. I do not care. They work well. Paid 120 for the pair in March this year.

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AFLP 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get 2 jobs

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TwitterIsTrash 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’d have to have a full time job and a part time job. There aren’t enough hours in the week for that. And two part time jobs means no insurance or benefits

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AFLP 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’ve worked 2 jobs most of my adult life. As a result I own 4 houses and actively looking to purchase more. Maybe you need to work harder to get what you want initially. There are enough hours.

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SuddenlyClintoned 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm so jealous, dude...
I'm in a 88% vaccinated country in a 94% vaxxed state, in a 99.1% vaxxed town.

I'm the ONLY person in the town of 30k that doesn't mask anymore(used to more, but they've moved or fallen).

Its a rough go, sadly.

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Morphine15 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was just thinking, wearing a mask is like wearing a religious or political symbol. It's a statement about your state of mind (one of fear, wearing something which is scientifically proven not to work).

But it won't last, it can't be allowed to. Soon they'll use the new variant as an excuse to declare martial law in the US and mandate the vaccine for everyone. Buy weapons, as many and big as possible, you'll need them.

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America_No_1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lots of "Don't Fauci my Florida" shirts worn

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

same in texas, fren

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HiImDuganz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pull a peaceful BLM protest with bottle candles. Maybe have the group robbing stores in NY come down for a weekend yard sale. Hope she has a tall tree in the yard, better for the rope & tire swing for the kids to play on.

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Bb1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was just visiting there and came back to NY, (big mistake) which is filled with miserable people, everyone is angry. My GF got kicked out of the post office bc she is an anti-masker!

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[email protected] 2 points ago +2 / -0

FLORIDA FRENS!

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russianbot4673 2 points ago +2 / -0

but your state almost elected a gay, deviant sicko who was found in his own puke with manwhores. your state elected desantis by the skin of its teeth.

and sure, there was probably fraud, especially in broward. but ohio is pretty important and somehow trump won it both times by 8%. why aren't they stealing ohio?

i keep seeing people say desantis needs to run as VP with trump, and to that i say fuck no. he needs to stay in florida because it has some serious problems and they'll need some years to fix. whether it's fraud, or whether it's a state full of people who actually vote on deviants (trump only won by the skin of his teeth both times), it needs dealt with. common sense governing for the next 10years or so might get it back on track.

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AlpineSeaHolly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also Florida has high vaccinated rates of children and people above 18. Unlike West Virginia, Idaho, Wyoming and Alabama, lowest in the country.

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RedPillMAGALegend 2 points ago +2 / -0

BIGLY!!! Any room for some like minded new yorkers that are sick to their stomachs of living in cuck york? 3 to be exact fren lol

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AlpineSeaHolly 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm dying here in NYC. A good chunk of my life has been destroyed. I wish I was stronger than I am right now.

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RedPillMAGALegend 0 points ago +1 / -1

Roger that fren. I am working on stepping it up to leave ny. Fuckin hate it here. I guess the lesser of two evils is that our here on long island it is red kingdom and not so many blue scumbags and liberal cucks. Nyc is full of all that trash lol. Are u on li or nyc?

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tom359 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep. Moved back to Florida from Colorado. Haven’t worn a mask since last year everything feels “normal’. Meanwhile, back in Colorado they just reinstated indoor mask mandates and are threatening more lockdowns.

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Weallseethetruth 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm from South St Pete Florida ... Da South side!! Lol .... I know that Florida is full of fighters!! ... I moved to southern Tennessee so my kids didn't have to grow up fighting like I did but still trained them up... Don't fuck around with Florida!!

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DrWeeGee 1 point ago +1 / -0

As a shitty Northeaster, I've been praying for an opportunity down in the Sunshine state. Mask land up here is fucking tiring

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CanadianLumberjackPe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can I move to Florida? I live in leftist-ville and it pains me so

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john1234 1 point ago +1 / -0

The problem is that even the best of people have some retarded children thanks to the good ole genetic lottery & mutations

No matter how "pure" your state is, it is going to get more and more retards in it. Aka democrats. You have to actively remove those harmful to the society to keep it as it is. By for example sending the retards away from Florida, to "liberal" colleges, or to prison

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LiberalTears4545 1 point ago +2 / -1

Not for long bro. They’re stealing 2022 and we’re gonna let it happen like we always do. Plenty of bitching though.

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Liberals_Suck 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just spent a week traveling the southeast, everywhere I visited was great, but there's nothing like being back in the heart of Florida. I fucking love this state and our based governor.

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Red_Turtle 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've been scrounging hard for a university in Florida that has a good BS degree in economics. I love the weather, I love the sun, and the freedom most people have.

All I've found is that all the schools require this daily psychological fuckery of making you fill out a questionnaire in some app and confirm you don't have symptoms in order to be let on campus. It's treated basically like a training bra for the vaxpass. At basically all areas of the campus they have people near the doors to the building that randomly demand you to show your app saying you've been given green clearance to be on campus that day. It's not even on a basis of filling out the info in the app when you're SICK, it's a constant daily reminder that you're supposed to be afraid and never move on with your life even when you're HEALTHY.

On top of that, they're still doing that crap where if you've been in "close contact" with someone that may have it, then they require you to isolate yourself for 10 days. Isolation isn't healthy. It also fucks with your ability to be a good student, prevents you from attending in-person classes which reduces your ability to learn, and essentially the whole thing makes it so your grades drop due to the disruption. It's built into the app that if you're one of these "close contact" people, it automatically gives you a red icon in their app and the people at the entrances will force you off campus.

They're blocked from mandating masks and vaccines, but there's nothing forcing them to provide the same quality of education as before the virus. They're free to harass students as much as they want and hinder people's learning.

Some of the universities in Texas still have the policy on their website that if they reach a certain threshold of cases that the entire university will go back into hard lockdown and force everything back into online format 100%.

I have no idea where to go. I would ask people here for help and see if anyone knows of a college (private or public) that refuses to play these games, but any time this subject of higher education gets brought up, people just judge and trash on university degrees. Some of us need them to work in our fields. I have no desire to be a female plumber or construction worker. But I have nowhere to turn for help either.

Florida isn't the safe haven I thought it would be as a student. As a free adult that's just going through life, I'm sure most of the state is in a better place than 98% of the country.

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xpufnimi 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wish I could move to Florida. I'm from Europe, without a car, no connections with any Floridian or job offers to move there.

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Kaiheitai 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't let that stop you. Fly to Mexico and cross the border like a Ukrainian.

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xpufnimi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, I might do this sometime soon. At least the best option for now.

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WhiteyMcWhite 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dude I just got back from a little Universal theme park trip. Florida was indeed nice. You could tell the nut jobs with their poor teenage kids (and some even younger!) still wearing masks. It was fun laughing at them.

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InfidelViking 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m on vacation in Florida right now. Really want to move here

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TehAgent 1 point ago +1 / -0

Outside of a handful of megacity blue shitholes, this is the rest of the country. Twitter and Reddit are not real life and dont even remotely reflect it.