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South_Florida_Guy 210 points ago +210 / -0

They always say they want someone ELSE to go and do these extreme things but won't go try to do them themselves. Pussy ass faggots.

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fuckthealphabetsoup 88 points ago +88 / -0

Hence why they want you disarmed; because they will 100% break every single law to kill you.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 31 points ago +33 / -2

That’s the funny part. My weapons may say Remington or Glock.

Take those and I have others that say Craftsman and Snapon.

Parhelion12 19 points ago +20 / -1

I know a kid who is skilled at actually crafting honest to God swords. They're not shogun material, but they'll maim a commie well enough. He is the most passive guy ever, but I told him he may become very popular before too long.

MrM4590 15 points ago +15 / -0

Thing is shogun material is not as durable as modern steel. Sure, the craftsmanship is stellar but modern steel and methods totally blow traditional methods out of the water at a cheaper price.

AgamemnonContingency 5 points ago +5 / -0

Do both. Chemically 2 folds is enough that all you're doing on the whole "mai ten thousand fold nippon steel!" is showing off what a strong blacksmith you are. Take the cheapest nails you can get, melt them into an ingot, fold twice and pound into shape, quench in motor oil with a clay mask along the spine, and welcome to a top tier battle ready katana for half the effort. It's not like this would be easy of course, there's a reason everyone wasn't an artisan in history, but it's EXTREMELY doable with junk in the average rednecks yard

Whatyougotson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Baseball bats, batons, and knives are one thing. Swords are on a whole 'nother level.

M8kMdlErthGr8Again 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sadly, a modern man is probably just as likely to injure himself with a sword as his target. Better train up lol.

SPEDMan64 14 points ago +14 / -0

My wife asked why I suddenly decided one day while out to buy a machete, because we have no underbrush to hack down on our property.

"In case an intruder is between me and the weapons upstairs", I said. Typical woman; didn't find it funny.

Takkune 7 points ago +7 / -0

Womp womp. You just gotta train her better.

"Where's mine?" Is the only correct answer.

Ghostof_PatrickHenry 28 points ago +28 / -0

Why the fuck would OP block out this person’s name/handle. Give us the name. Stop protecting these scumbags.

MAGA_MEXICAN_CHILI 5 points ago +5 / -0

"He killed him with a fucking Pencil...a FUCKING PENCIL"

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Keiichi81 14 points ago +14 / -0

Because they know that parent they fantasize about torturing would stab them in their fucking throat the instant they tried to pull this shit.

YT45 4 points ago +4 / -0

Think Mel Gibson in “The Patriot.”

AHonkTooFar 13 points ago +13 / -0


BonerJams2000 10 points ago +10 / -0

Exactly. Because they know they’d get 30 rounds between the eyes, all in the same hole.

HowManyLumpsDoYaWant 6 points ago +6 / -0

Spread them out. Maybe make a permanent smiley face.

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Thep1mp 95 points ago +96 / -1

Sure. Come at me or my kids with needles, against our will, and I’ll kill you. Is that straightforward enough for them to understand? Maybe I’ll get taken out, but some of them won’t make it home tonight. Please send bachelors.

Mr.GoodWrench 40 points ago +40 / -0

Might get a needle in me, but it will be in a lake of your blood!!!!!

MikesBigJockstrap 13 points ago +13 / -0

I guarantee my shots would be more effective than theirs.

Easzq8 7 points ago +7 / -0

You kidding? Last time these soy bitches saw a vagina was when they emerged from one.

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Farqquard 75 points ago +75 / -0

To bad the names blanked.....I would like to have a word face to face

AmericanJawa 58 points ago +58 / -0

People need to learn not to blank out the names on these things.

Centipedealicious 46 points ago +46 / -0

Seriously, why give them anonymity?

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CanadianFren 16 points ago +16 / -0

When someone is making such bold psychopathic statements I wouldn't care if their username was exposed.

AmericanJawa 15 points ago +15 / -0

When someone makes such a bold psychopathic statement their username needs to be exposed.

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Ballind 4 points ago +4 / -0

@Unknemo on Twitter

Wrexxis780 55 points ago +55 / -0

They are indirectly advocating for parents to shoot first, ask questions later.

Mr.GoodWrench 34 points ago +34 / -0

Terms are acceptable.

rootGoose 11 points ago +11 / -0

Their use of commas make ‘parents’ look like just another adjective in their list.

Wrexxis780 8 points ago +8 / -0

It’s reddit. Proper grammar is dead there.

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DiscipleofTheWay 18 points ago +19 / -1

Ahh... Mostly peaceful. Carry on soldier.

Space_Force 34 points ago +34 / -0

So much for 'my body, my choice.'

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TenaciousDT 2 points ago +2 / -0

insert "theyareboththesame.jpg"

Alldayeveryday 27 points ago +27 / -0

They always say stuff like that but want other people to handle the brute force. They are weak pathetic scum of the earth. FAAFO

Marshall2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Some of us are weak. That's why we have guns and knives and swords.

All lost in a boating accident of course.

Marshall2 23 points ago +23 / -0

Matthew 10:28 Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell.

There is a day of reckoning for those who kill children.

SummTingWong 12 points ago +12 / -0

It would truly be better for them to be cast into the see with a millstone tied round their neck than to face God’s righteous judgment for harming children.

Ez_mac 14 points ago +14 / -0

Sounds like a Nazi to me

cmndr_pepe_spacefrce 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds a lot like the Soviet gulags that they still support today and is therefor not shocking at all to read

EpsteinDidntKillHS 14 points ago +14 / -0

Everyone on reddit should commit suicide

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Richard_Dangler 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is why I don't associate with anyone on the left anymore. Luckily only a few in my family.

These people either hate you or their voting enables their more extreme brethren to be fucking demons like this. Anything you can do that is LEGAL to fuck up their day, do it. They smoking weed? Rat their asses out. Anything that you can do to fuck them up legally or financially must be done.

Patriot_Lettuce 4 points ago +4 / -0


We are at war not only with the evil elites who uses these evil people, but with these evil people themselves.

There is no negotiating with them, and most of the one's that can be woken up have already been done so. The one's leftover are genuinely evil or so deeply brainwashed that there is no return for them.

The lines have been drawn and the dye has been cast.

KingOfTards 12 points ago +12 / -0

This same Tweet is being shared all over the internet. Yet no one gets a name of the account to know if it's a real person.

PensivePatriot 7 points ago +8 / -1

I’ve seen this on Reddit enough to know it’s real.

KingOfTards 1 point ago +2 / -1

Haha nothing on Reddit is real. All the popular subs are trashed with bots and shills.

RealityKnocking 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nothing in Reddit is real

An_Actual_Politician 3 points ago +3 / -0

Except their obese hatred of anything remotely productive or healthy.

KingOfTards 0 points ago +1 / -1

Same for Twitter. Even Nextdoor is creating fake accounts.

mickusa1 8 points ago +8 / -0

My sig .357 has a 1400 FPS muzzle velocity. It’s stronger than her “Internet” “words”

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Marshall2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Blackout thinks she is IN. She doesn't understand SHE'S next. The useful idiots never see what's coming and I won't cry when they find out.

DonttrustChina 5 points ago +6 / -1

They don't really care about the vaccine or any of the specifics.

It could be a cookie. It could be a chocolate cookie and we say we like sugar cookies and won't eat chocolate, and they'd want chocolate cookies shoved down our throats and our children's throats by the gestapo.

It doesn't matter what the argument is actually ABOUT, it's all just malice. They just want to humiliate and dominate other people.

CentralAmericanPede 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is exactly it.

JoeBidensDementia1 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd murder every last one of them if they raped my children.

Shittinonsocialism 4 points ago +4 / -0


Rageofpepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why protect this faggot ? Show his id he should be doxxed and destroyed

Patriot_Lettuce 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know, right?!

Da fuq!

Tellman125 4 points ago +5 / -1

From the 1960s to the 2010s, millions of people defined themselves by the music they listened to and the TV shows they watched. Now, some of those people are like that one--defining themselves by being a Vaccinist.

RATMW 3 points ago +4 / -1

Stuff like this is more than likely psychological warfare by foreign governments. The dehumanisation of the other political side. On leftist forums they probably have equally deranged posts seemingly from us, that play to them.

Don’t let anonymous internet posters regulate your mood.

AlphabetAgencyFags 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wish that were true but I’ve met people who think this way in real life

TenaciousDT 2 points ago +2 / -0

But there is no way to know if that was after they saw the equally deranged posts seemingly from us or not.

Forgototherpassword 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kinda makes certain verses more easy to see come to life

And when they shall have finished their testimony, the beast that ascendeth out of the bottomless pit shall make war against them, and shall overcome them, and kill them. And their dead bodies shall lie in the street of the great city, which spiritually is called Sodom and Egypt, where also our Lord was crucified. And they of the people and kindreds and tongues and nations shall see their dead bodies three days and an half, and shall not suffer their dead bodies to be put in graves. And they that dwell upon the earth shall rejoice over them, and make merry, and shall send gifts one to another;

RandallSavage 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why redact this psychotic lunatics Reddit handle? Why does our side always stay between the lines while the other side is literally getting us arrested for speaking out at school board meetings?

IlhanOmarsFagBrother 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not transphobic. But I'm cool with trans shitheads dying in a fire.

braindeadbiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why on earth would anybody be scared of a dude in a dress?

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Mainwar 3 points ago +4 / -1

bullets.... nothing but bullets. that is all they will see.

KungPaoMcChicken 3 points ago +3 / -0

You know the funny thing is some dude in China was going around getting like 10 shots in one day for the money, and on behalf of friends who didn't want the shot. He fucking died dude. He's dead.

chahn1138 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sometimes I wonder why we cover the names of such creatures....

IntrepidBurger 3 points ago +3 / -0

Funny, I feel the same way about these communists but instead with a gun pointed at their heads.

SigAR 2 points ago +2 / -0

These types of people thought Kyle Rittenhouse murdered a bunch of innocent black people at a peaceful protest

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magamemer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I will let any "medical" personnel out there know well in advance: if you inject me or anybody in my family against our will, I will hold YOU personally responsible, and your family will pay for your collaboration and your evil. No matter how long it took, you would regret it. But not for long.

StarGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

The worst humanity has to offer.

Rvnyx 1 point ago +1 / -0

They don't count as human

Ralphusthegreatus 2 points ago +2 / -0

The guy who wrote that admitted it's a troll account. It's currently at the top of r/conspiracy

YT45 2 points ago +2 / -0

Okay, anonymous twatter fag, here’s my reply: Come get some.

I am fit, armed, and sufficiently proficient. I hate commies and authoritarians, I love my country, and I love what America is supposed to be. Most of all, I love my children more than anything else on this mortal coil. As a father, I have a duty ordained by God Himself to protect them, care for them, and keep evil bastards like you away from them. I am perfectly willing to die for my children. That doesn’t mean I’m not afraid to die. Sure, death scares me, but such is the love I have for my children that it makes that fear irrelevant, and in any case, I fear failing my children far more than I fear death. If called upon, I would give up my life for my children without hesitation. I am just as willing to kill for them, if need be. Try to do what you just described, and I will kill you. With a gun. With a blade, with household utensils. With my bare hands and teeth, if I have to. Most likely I will be killed soon afterwards, but you will die first.

My children are worth my life. They are also worth yours, and the lives of all your fellow travelers. Are you willing to die for your sick little power fantasy?

No_cucks 2 points ago +2 / -0

So, in all honesty, how many people like this are legitimately out there? That’s what I want to know.

eupraxia128 2 points ago +2 / -0

Keep pushing. Eventually enough of us will be done sharing a country with you.

And our side has all the guns, all the knowledge of farming, and we even understand which bathroom to use.

Deplorable_in_PA 2 points ago +2 / -0

And that's what it's really about, isn't it? It's about power and who gets to make the rules, not COVID. They are butthurt people are resisting and they can't just impose their diktats on the rest of us.

namaste_trump 2 points ago +3 / -1

sounds like a parody account but can never tell these days because there is psycho out there for that.

Antemalagon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I take it in their imaginations they dont see the person about to smash their head in for their evil acts.

c89631147e 2 points ago +2 / -0

And that is why I own guns. 🤷🏼‍♂️

R3tro 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was at that moment that Johnny knew he done fucked up… he tried to hide behind his anonymity… that failed… he tried to hide behind the law… they stepped aside or got run over… he tried, but there was no where left to hide. Patriots rose up with millions of guns… johnny fucked around… and found out. There is nothing more dangerous than a patriot, with nothing left to gain, and everything to lose!!! Come for our children… and there will be blood….

CLaRGe 2 points ago +2 / -0

They know they messed up, and now they want to force you into the same fate.

WarGreymon77 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the evil we face.

Powdered_Sugar 1 point ago +1 / -0

You will not put that shit in my child's veins while I still have breath in my lungs and blood in my heart.

KILLARY4PRISON 0 points ago +1 / -1

Good news! The vaccine is injected into the muscle not the vein.

TheRedPlanet 1 point ago +1 / -0

It will take much more than this.

twentyonepepes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unusually tolerant and progressive for a Reddit post.

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