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HanginChad 48 points ago +51 / -3

It's that time again.

Time to tell all the karma whores to take that shit back to reddit.

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Gr4ck3L 0 points ago +4 / -4

<---- Y'all saying this didn't work anymore?

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The_Permanator 6 points ago +8 / -2

+10 social credit! Whoops I mean internet points

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TurdeauStinks 4 points ago +4 / -0

Twitter is essential for trolling the retards, so many idiots in one place it’s almost too much for the natural born troll.

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cosmos411 2 points ago +4 / -2

I try to understand these vote whoring posts when they're at least for a topic worth being noticed, e.g. getting close to the top. When they're for completely useless topics that serve absolutely no purpose other than whoring up votes I get annoyed. This isn't RedStarDit. Let your post stand on it's own merits.

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magabeans 3 points ago +3 / -0

me too, I've always thought twitter was for celebs and stuff

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +3 / -1

Never had one either, but I'm actually thinking about getting one.

There are a few accounts on there that are worth following on certain subjects (RussiaGate especially) and Twatter changed their site so that lurkers like me can't click on anything. It's annoying enough that I may make a fake account, which I'll never use to actually Tweet anything, just so I can get access to a few people.

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BlueBear 5 points ago +5 / -0

Telegram is much better, depending on which accounts you follow, and there are a lot.

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, I like Telegram but it is far too busy for me to follow. I also prefer a full web page interface because my eyes are going to hell.

I was just on it when I clicked over here and my eyes are already tired.

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NormaJeanRocks 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've had one for a couple years for the exact reason you just said. The big names on there break stories usually before you'll hear it anywhere else. Its basically the same as this place only not as spicy.

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Glower_not_shower 3 points ago +3 / -0

I had one to cause havoc to the people crying in response to Trumps tweets. You need to give up your phone number to them and it is Insanely easy to get suspended or banned. Literally just post a few facts that go against the narrative and you're gone.

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

I survived on Media Matters for years trolling Leftists with Socratic questions, so I'm guessing I could last for awhile on Twatter, but I'm busy enough already. It seems like it'd take a lot of bandwidth to actually engage there and I can barely keep up with this place these days.

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Glower_not_shower 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's not really fun tbh, it's a dying platform filled with bots and people that spend way too much time on the platform. Like the top 5% of users account for the majority of the post, I can't remember the exact number. That and it's just advertising and distractions.

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War_Hamster 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've never understood their profit model.

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Glower_not_shower 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it's a bit of generic advertising and a lot of social engineering between corporations and/or governments not being disclosed, tavistock institute type shit.

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's the undisclosed part that I was hinting at; glad you made the leap.

I mean, I get that our information is the real product, but that's not all they are selling.

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reagan2024 13 points ago +15 / -2

The basic formula of this type of post:

  1. <----- this many pedes

  2. Some popular point of view

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NoFakeNewsCommies 2 points ago +2 / -0

People still upvote them. It's our fault not his

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reagan2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm very observant. Believe me.

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funckydechunk 7 points ago +7 / -0

Because I was banned. Again. Called Joy Reid retarded. Account locked within 5 mins.

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 6 points ago +6 / -0

I was banned for one account for telling Chuck Schumer to kill himself. Then another for arguing with libtards and telling them they like Big Mike’s cock. Tbh, my life is better without participating in that human wasteland

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WomenShouldntVote 5 points ago +5 / -0

Comment here if you were part of the great NPC uprising. JohnMcCainsGhost checking in.

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UpTrumps4545 3 points ago +3 / -0

I lasted 3 days during the NPC uprising. And I miss the parody account of general soleimani.

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WomenShouldntVote 3 points ago +3 / -0

We all lasted 3 days. They nuked all of our accounts at the same time. It was the most 48 hours of fun I’ve ever had. I don’t think I got off the couch all weekend.

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wiseracer 4 points ago +4 / -0

I had it for about a week. I added people to follow and used it for my business. I started getting followers and a week later it was hacked and I was blasting Viagra adds to my followers. My password was a randomly generated string that is totally impossible to brute force through so they just have really shitty security. I deleted it and never went back because clearly they're totally compromised.

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MocksFordComma 3 points ago +3 / -0

Twitter has been a sewer since Day One.

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CrocodileBeers 3 points ago +3 / -0

I had one for while to do a little trolling. My account is locked while they indefinitely review a tweet that I appealed. I could delete it but I won’t do that because nothing in the tweet is false. I was honestly surprised it took so long for someone to report me. I was dropping truth all over the place and the salt did flow for a few weeks.

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PaulieM91 3 points ago +3 / -0

Came in here to say, I remember the year Twitter launched I had told everyone who asked if I'd join it that I thought it was a stupid idea.

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kag_WI 3 points ago +4 / -1

Click bait

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PsyRes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Made a fake account once but they cut me off pretty fast. Probably shouldn’t have used the “DeezNuts” guy as my profile picture….

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MikeObamasVeineyCock 3 points ago +3 / -0

I joined and got banned 3 days later.

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Crappydatum 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never had it, never cared. I found a site by Trump haters that archived all his tweets, that was good enough for me.

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bobobob 2 points ago +2 / -0

Twitter has always seemed stupid to me. I don't care what mundane things happened in your life today.

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BlueEyedDevil 2 points ago +2 / -0

I do miss fucking with all the libtards though.

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HeavyBandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was banned in 2017 after the avocation of beating the shit outta some lefty whore after see "it" grab a woman by the hair and pulling.

Aint been back.

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Womp_womp 2 points ago +7 / -5

Op is a faggot.

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Womp_womp 3 points ago +5 / -2

This is a low quality karma whore post. It's shitting up our board. It brings no value to the discussion.

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michaelsuede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Twitter is for trolling and getting banned.

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Philhelm 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was perma-banned before Trump.

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PaulieM91 4 points ago +4 / -0

Before Alex Jones though?

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Philhelm 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm not that good.

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Siteless_Vagrant 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gave it up. On Gab now. Legit only go to Twitter when someone posts on of their BS polls to fuck up. Gab is SOOOO much betters.

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cbonez416 2 points ago +2 / -0

What is twitter?

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DeadRepublic 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have a Twitter but I’m LARPing as a wacko lesbian from Oakland.

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TwitterIsTrash 2 points ago +2 / -0

I quit last October after seeing tweets wishing trump would die of covid. That was the last straw for me

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acidburn 2 points ago +2 / -0

never had twitter. never had facebook. hell, never had myspace

i have trust issues :P

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reagan2024 2 points ago +3 / -1

I use it to troll.

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CrocodileBeers 2 points ago +3 / -1

We do a little trolling.

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reagan2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like to troll after work or on the weekends just to have a little fun and relieve stress. I've triggered many liberals with my trolling and I'm proud of that, my trolling.

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Baba_ORiley 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have never understood the attraction of that app.

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fat50 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does getting banned count?

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Pelosi_Halitosis 1 point ago +2 / -1

It's the only social media account I've ever had. Back when 0 was in office, around 2010, there was a lot of chatter as there is now about dumping that leftist shit. However, someone presented a compelling argument that shitposting on their medium was a worthwhile endeavor. It revolved around not speaking up allows the scum to win. So I created an account. I don't use it much, but occassionally I'll find a link to it worthy of spending my time to get blocked by some leftoid POS.

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TheRoadGoesOnForever 1 point ago +1 / -0

Social media is primarily for infidelity and social/woke pissing contest. Fuckbook is for cooze-hunting and Twatter is for bragging about how the sandwich you just made has mayo from an LGBTQwhatever woman-owned business. Fuck it all.

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friedchicken 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who could have guessed a website called “twitter” would be for a bunch of idiotic children

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LucVNO 1 point ago +1 / -0

Twitter blocked my phone number from ever opening another account. Truth isnt welcome in a den of liars.

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Emperorvoid 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am still on there, and I use it mostly to tell @Jack to not to forget to eat his daily salad of dicks! I may have caught a couple of temp bans for it, BUT I'LL FUCKING DO IT AGAIN!

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DanIsSwell 1 point ago +1 / -0

I got permanently banned 3 years ago, for saying “Adam Schiff has creepy eyes” Yep. That was the extent of it. Perma banned.

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South_Florida_Guy 1 point ago +2 / -1

Never had it never will same for fagbook

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AlphabetAgencyFags 1 point ago +1 / -0

Blocked on my phone

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fluffykitten 1 point ago +1 / -0

I only had a Twitter account once and it was to troll when the NPC meme was happening. Got banned by the end of the day, but was worth it

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Vyse 1 point ago +2 / -1

Was thinking it’s time to make a new twatter account. My old one got nuked by the oh so benevolent tech overlords a long time ago but we got an infowar to fight and Twatter is a major military outpost of these scumbags. it’s a dmz of weaponized globalists propaganda from their pedo Commie pricks; and our brave Pepe and Momiji have been storming it and bombarding that with meme cannons for longer than some Pepe have been alive. I ain’t no tech sorcerer but I can at least give them a little support.

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Yignuced 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don’t even know what Twitter looks like. I’ve never had it and never used it.

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Ladybug87 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never had it.

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12gauge 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never had one and proud of it.

Been off Fagbook for 8 years.

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mateus 1 point ago +2 / -1

I never had a Twit account, but you'd better believe I accessed Trump's account as often as possible. And I still access vatious accounts--for info and for laughs.

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TehAgent 1 point ago +1 / -0

I signed up for Twitter because the devs for a game I used to play used to only give real time updates there, instead of on their forums. Made zero sense. I never really used it; only checked the dev account when I thought the game might be down.

Reddit I did use for a lot of gaming subs. Until I deleted my account or closed it or whatever they call it. It may even still exist; not sure if I just looked for the option or actually did it. Havent been back since they banned TD.

I DO still use FB to spread spicy memes and truth to normies. Im on my 5th or 7th ban this year. Im surprised Im not permabanned but thats probably coming soon.

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CelesteD 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never had it at all. Still working on ideas to give up big tech/social sites entirely.

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Nate143 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shit I'm currently in a spat with Harry Turtledove because he's a masktard Twitter is great for salt mining and trolling

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pcherry 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was averaging 1.5 million Tweet interactions per month and walked away. #FeelsGoodMan

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ThurstonHowell3rd 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never had twitter, facebook, instagram, snap chat, tiktok, pinterest, myspace, live journal, any sort of disqus acct., gab, telegram, or any other narcissistic bullshit social media accounts.

If they can ban you for posting something on their site that goes against their point of view, what's the point of being a member there? Screw'em. I had a pretty good life before all that crap was created so it's not the end of my world if I'm not on there telling the world about my every moment.