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FakeNametag 101 points ago +102 / -1

He's thinking from his perspective, since nobody invited this shitbag to dinner.

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Jacobite 46 points ago +47 / -1

I'd be more than happy to have Fauci over for dinner.

He'd fit in the oven just fine.

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rationalistone 30 points ago +31 / -1

You have to keep people from gathering in order to eliminate threats to the mass psychosis. People might just be honest and speak truth in private gatherings. They don't want that shit happening.

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Bubbahax 11 points ago +11 / -0

Can you imagine the stink?

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bratt 10 points ago +10 / -0

He meant his old oven in the barn. Beside the welder, to secure the door, before taking it to recycling, where they crush it, before paying you a higher amount than most ovens.

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WisestGuru93 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's been marinating in droplets for 2 years.

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DroolingElmo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I emailed Fauci to see if he would go on a field trip to Aushwitz. He is no better than the SS

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The_Knight_of_sunset 15 points ago +17 / -2

Yep. We would make every effort to deport his ass from the table!

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SqRt7744 3 points ago +3 / -0

What??? He is SCIENCE bro, like seriously, if you don't invite him it means you hate science.

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keeptherepublic100 40 points ago +41 / -1

Haha the end of that game was awesome. Fans everywhere. It has to be killing fauci that no one gives a fuc what he says

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DogFacedPepeSoldier 12 points ago +12 / -0

Arkansan here.

They were so mad about our game with Texas this year, and wrote think piece after think piece about how it was going to cause a covid spike and kill grandma and etc.

Then when covid cases went down for two weeks after the game they quietly brushed it under the rug.

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phantom50 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ohio State CROSSED STATE LINES!!!! I am OUTRAGED!!! Go Blue!!

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Hambonemcgee 23 points ago +24 / -1

Hahaha! I had a fabulous Thanksgiving feast and have another planned for Christmas! I don’t listen to psychotic ratman

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Lady_MaGa 17 points ago +17 / -0

The Beagle Butcher is my nickname for psychotic ratman.

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JoeManchinSupporter 15 points ago +16 / -1

in clown world enormous crowds are small crowds (hErD iMmUnItY) but small crowds are enormous crowds

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Siteless_Vagrant 13 points ago +14 / -1

Riots are peaceful.

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JoeManchinSupporter 9 points ago +10 / -1

We call this upside down world. Massive crowds can make COVID scared (unless they're against the narrative) but not small indoor crowds.

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Skogin 5 points ago +6 / -1

Clown World is an infinite downward spiral.

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JoeManchinSupporter 5 points ago +5 / -0

indeed it is fren.

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JoeManchinSupporter 4 points ago +5 / -1

"alright we got a big enough army (i.e. BLM crowds, etc) to fight against the invisible enemy -- COVID -- and we'll send them to charge after the small devil & chase it away!!!"

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PlatinumFMorgan 3 points ago +3 / -0

WAR IS PEACE

FREEDOM IS SLAVERY

IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

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Mrsattorney 11 points ago +12 / -1

😄😄😄😄

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ANCsemi 5 points ago +6 / -1

Context please?

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keeptherepublic100 39 points ago +39 / -0

That was the end of the Michigan Ohio state game yesterday. 110k in the stands and when Michigan won the fans rushed they field. Not a mask to be seen. It was great

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Wordlife187 5 points ago +6 / -1

The last time i listened to Fauci......wait, I literally never have. My wife and I saw through the bullshit from day one in November of 2019 when people were "dropping dead all of the sudden" in Wuhan but once it came to the world, it was just mild cold symptoms.

Fauci only helped to rebrand the common cold.

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barwhack 4 points ago +5 / -1

FJB. And Fauci too.

🦃

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17pat76 4 points ago +5 / -1

Nobody listens to, or respects pussies

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BidenTouchedMe 3 points ago +3 / -0

I bet you both my testicles these douche will be celebrating christmas. He just doesn't think us peasants should. I hope this fag fuck hits black ice going 80mph into large oak tree. Not kidding.

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TheKeknadian 2 points ago +2 / -0

He gave you Thanksgiving, you got to indulge and give him your Christmas now.

Isnt he the master of the world right now

meh

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RedAltoids 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, I think this is the Christmas/New Years Variation. Too early for the Midterm Variation. They can't keep Omigod in the news that long imo.

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BytheDozen31 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rat Face Fauci needs to be Stuffed just like the Turkey that he is, then inject his Turkey body with multiple Covid 19 and Variants, and finally have that Turkey Roasted until it is Over-Cooked, and then throw the Stuffed Over-Cook Turkey in the stinking Garbage Dump...

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logical 2 points ago +2 / -0

If this was a true pandemic we would have all been dead after shopping at the grocery store 1.9 years ago

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Equality72521 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only reason this guy's edicts sound like a complete joke is that we managed to reject government-run healthcare. It almost happened under Clinton in his first term and again under Obama. If either of those initiatives had been made law we would have a very different and worse scenario on our hands right now. Government control over healthcare is the endgame. They can run rings around the constitution with it. Every aspect of our lives can be controlled under the moniker of "Health-Care".

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Eddie_Vanjovi 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you haven't realized this is a war against Christianity, you're blind.

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Impulse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, at this point we're down to "Fuck You."

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sustainable_saltmine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Literally not his call to make. Not Bidens, the Surgeon Generals or any "health experts" at any level

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KarenLukasik 2 points ago +2 / -0

‘Scuse me sir, what you say?, I wasn’t listening...

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Feldheld 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why do you post this here? Doesnt Fauci have enough spread already?

I got no TV and I dont want one. I dont come here to read what some asshole thinks.

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based_steakums 1 point ago +1 / -0

All of the people in this photo have died from Omnicronus.

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blitzkrieg1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I vote to have fraudchi deported to India. They have a rope ready for the gnome.

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Mixnchurn 1 point ago +1 / -0

We ate Turkey, stuffing, and mashed potatos smothered I'm gravy you piece of shit, faggot fuck. 😅 So hope him or his aids sees this.

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ShitOfPeace 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even if he was right about the science, I'm going to live my life how I want to, not how some "scientist" tells me.

This isn't a fucking question of the science. We're going to remain a free country.

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Will-Not-Comply 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck off and die Fauci

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xpufnimi 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's just sad because no one invited him. Lying ass retarded rat faced shithead whos' barely looking alive. Die already, would you Diector Falsi

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NotoriousCIC 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone who gives af what this man says and seeks his permission to live life is an insane cult member incapable of self thought.

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CanadianLumberjackPe 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not sure we can let you breathe

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H8speech 1 point ago +1 / -0

Someone needs to fuck this dude up for crimes against humanity.

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dr_gonzo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well I'm completely sure I don't give two shits about what Fauci thinks

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citydwellertrumpfan 1 point ago +1 / -0

We can if we eat the elite psychopaths behind COVID-19 dempanic.

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SaltyWife 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ours is already bought, be prepared frens.

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QueensOwn 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is all you need to know about the overhyped virus. Ladies and gentlemen the fake President of the United States

https://nypost.com/2021/11/28/biden-seen-flouting-mask-wearing-rule-at-nantucket-store/

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tell that to my refrigerator, and my family and I spent some brass this afternoon. He can go to hell, anybody still afraid is a pussy.

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thisisatestof2 1 point ago +1 / -0

The sad thing is, I still know people who listen to every word Fauci says it was a gig cancel Thanksgiving this year and will likely cancel their Christmas celebrations, just one more year, then we can get back to normal.

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renata_h 1 point ago +1 / -0

AI want for Christmas is Fauci in prison.

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Flipakademsarepedos 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hate this man so much beyond words!!!

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Katedenson 1 point ago +1 / -0

They want bars and the like closed because revolutionary ideas spread like a virus in these places. Remember that

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magaberries 1 point ago +1 / -0

My husband and I are going to drive 2200 miles to take an heirloom teak folding table that seats 20 people to our son and daughter in law's home where we will be having dinner with at least 15 family members around it, including our grandchildren.

Time is precious.

And Fauci can go fuck himself!

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createaccount 1 point ago +1 / -0

no fktwad! it's not up to you mofo!

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trauncher 1 point ago +1 / -0

FUCK FAUCI. he is a Fraud and a Criminal, and should be arrested and tried for crimes against humanity at the HAIG.

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themaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

I already had mine and took a fauci when i finished digesting it.

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snowcatzor 1 point ago +2 / -1

Don't forget that the NFL is cucked. Don't celebrate these idiots cheering for their stupid mercenary teams.

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Fecal_Fetus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who fucking asked for his opinion

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skywalk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fauci cannot invite dog lovers to his holiday dinners, so it's just him and wifey anyway.

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ChynahIzAzzhole 1 point ago +1 / -0

We had a great Thanksgiving and WILL HAVE a Blessed and Joyous Christmas!! Fuck Joe Biden.

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Patriot_Dave 1 point ago +1 / -0

We had a houseful and watched this game, everyone is fine. FUCK FAUCI!

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Captain-D 0 points ago +1 / -1

"Have the unvaxxed children eat alone outside."

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