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posted ago by Mattrocksalot ago by Mattrocksalot +756 / -0

A tranny at work passed me

They had a big beard and a mustache 6 ft 8 and shoulders like big mike. They also had pink hair and a my little pony backpack.

Me: have a nice day sir

Him: (yells) i am not a sir you can see im a woman wheres a manager

My manager comes running over and i can see him about to laugh then he coughs and asks what tbe issue was. He "yelled" at me and told me i was in big trouble

After the "woman" left he was laughing his ass off

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Mattrocksalot [S] 50 points ago +50 / -0

Honestly thought they were just some weird neck beard

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peterstrzoked 19 points ago +20 / -1

If you replace your bigoted “have a nice day, sir/ma’am” with something more tolerant like “have a nice day, fuck face” you should be in good shape.

YMMV

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penguinjay1212 3 points ago +3 / -0

-Have a nice day, yah BRONY ASS CUM BEARD.

-Thanks for respecting my pronouns!!!

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JoinTheDiscussion 43 points ago +45 / -2

Not your fault they are trying to change hundreds of thousands of years of biology and evolution

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My_dick_screamed 27 points ago +27 / -0

So well put. They're insane.

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Spez-Covfefe 36 points ago +36 / -0

One of these freaks has started working at the Dollar General by my house.

Completely male in appearance - with a bushy beard and everything - but wearing eye makeup and pink nail polish and giant hoop earrings and WAAAY too tight a company shirt causing his giant gut to protrude out.

Imagine the crustiest neck beard "brony" you can think of - but even more cringe because of the makeup and female jewelry.

The crazy part is he looks at me like I'm the disgusting one when I visit the store..

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Femprep 13 points ago +13 / -0

Someone should tell these people eye makeup and painted nails doesn’t make a tranny. Goths were doing this in high school in the 90s to be edgy.

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Spez-Covfefe 17 points ago +17 / -0

I was actually one of those weirdo punk/goth people from the 80s up until fairly recently - I still love the early music but I gave up the look..

Partly because of advancing age - it's not a look many can pull off past 30.. I got lucky and was able to do it a lot longer because I've stayed in physical shape.. but honestly I don't want to be associated with these current losers that have infiltrated the scene.. and the soy brigade & troons have ruined weird colored hair and makeup.

These people are embarrassing and are the antithesis of everything Punk and Goth stood for.

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Pfizer-Survivor 4 points ago +4 / -0

He just wants you to clop with him

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penguinjay1212 1 point ago +1 / -0

you should ask the manager to check you out for risk of aids. Say it's nothing personal, but I'm gonna say the wrong shit, and offend the individual. Please open a till and check me instead.

This will show you whether you should do business there. If they are unwilling, then fuck them too.

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Palazzolo1 13 points ago +13 / -0

I reply: I'm sorry, but you've mistaken me for someone who gives a shit.

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ouvrez_les_yeux 9 points ago +9 / -0

"In all fairness, how was I supposed to know?"

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becky21k1 3 points ago +4 / -1

That's a good response. Smack them where it counts.

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DoozerChuck 26 points ago +26 / -0

Don't play pretend with them

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South_Florida_Guy 15 points ago +16 / -1

Since when is everyone else required to participate in the sick twisted sexual fetishes of the mentally deranged?

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becky21k1 -6 points ago +2 / -8

Am I the only one starting to think the "twisted sexual fetish" shouters are just projecting? I mean they sound just like lefties when they repeat that shit over and over.

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Southboundanddown 9 points ago +9 / -0

I remember this line being used in the 80’s and 90’s against the religious right when gay marriage was a big to do and homosexuality in general was as well. We were right then, and we’re right now. See popular culture for details.

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becky21k1 -8 points ago +1 / -9

So you're saying you've been repeating the same shit for 40 years and yet still no LGBT person has forced you to submit?

are you.... disappointed?

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Southboundanddown 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah that's not what I said at all. Thanks for letting me know you're an angry homosexual though. No need for you to be angry though, God is merciful and you can be forgiven. See your local church for details.

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becky21k1 -3 points ago +1 / -4

Well, but yes you are, you're saying people have repeated the same fear propaganda for decades and yet you're still wrong about it.

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Southboundanddown 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not fear propaganda, accurate predictions.

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becky21k1 -3 points ago +1 / -4

No, just fear propaganda by retards who don't hesitate to lie about things they dislike.

Why do you choose to behave the same as leftists do?

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Chuj 15 points ago +15 / -0

"sorry ma'am, let me make it up to you. I can offer you our 41% discount!"

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EvJohn 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cold!

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FuckingWiseCracker 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sweeett!!

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LarryLambskin 3 points ago +3 / -0

WEW! SPICY

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Winner45 13 points ago +13 / -0

I’d report men carrying pony backpacks to the fbi as potential pedos, but I worried they might try to recruit them instead of investigate.

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Semmelweis 11 points ago +11 / -0

With the loony left dying their hair a new color every hour, it's becoming more and more common place to misginger people.

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IncredibleMrE1 11 points ago +11 / -0

IT'S MA'AM!

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Taliesin 4 points ago +4 / -0

IT'S INS'ANE!

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Jestre 9 points ago +9 / -0

Would be better if the manager asked him "whats that matter sir"

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Gans 8 points ago +8 / -0

Good for you keep up the good work.

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Throwmeaway1235 7 points ago +7 / -0

“Who gives a shit?”

“I do!”

“Well, in that case, you have my deepest apologies, sir”

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AngryAsian 7 points ago +7 / -0

It honestly wouldn't be that big of a deal if the trannies weren't so painfully obviously male lol, they're a great example of biology. Men can't be women.

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leo-bulero 6 points ago +6 / -0

You can tell they’re just doing it for the attention and special treatment when they don’t even make an effort. Honestly I’ll go along with the pronoun game if they’re trying their best to look like a woman, but a “tranny” with a beard is just an autistic faggot.

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OnlyTrump20 6 points ago +6 / -0

You should ignore the freaks. I'd turn away and pretend I was busy with something else.

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_Sully_ 6 points ago +6 / -0

"My apologies, sir. I believe that even women should be referred to as "sir" as that it the most reverent and equitable pronoun."

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Honkey_McCracker 6 points ago +6 / -0

If they won't accept themselves as who they are, why should we accept them as who they pretend to be?

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SocialJudgmntWarrior 5 points ago +6 / -1

Is, "go kill yourself" a little harsh?

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Taliesin 6 points ago +6 / -0

More redundant than harsh.

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dagoat4l 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well he needs to let his feelings go and fuck off. Wants to be called a woman cool. I want to be rich. Not happening.

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Tramsec 4 points ago +4 / -0

If their lives were really as hard as they claim they wouldn't be out there looking for fights to pick.

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Mattrocksalot [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

id break his neck

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becky21k1 -7 points ago +1 / -8

Why is that always the first thing you think of?

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becky21k1 -7 points ago +1 / -8

Right wing propaganda that has literally nothing to back it up.

A handful of news stories aren't statistically significant.

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becky21k1 -5 points ago +1 / -6

Every single thing you've said is a lie. But please do keep repeating propaganda that you can't possibly back up with any source. You know, one of those things leftists do?

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DrHavick 2 points ago +3 / -1

Get fucked retard. All faggots are dangerous to society.

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becky21k1 -3 points ago +1 / -4

I think it's more dangerous to have imbeciles who don't understand that in a free society people will do things they disagree with - because they have the right to do so. This is why leftists call you fascists - because you are.

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becky21k1 -2 points ago +1 / -3

That's not transgender, that's predator.

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imnotdeadyet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Luck HR wasn't around. they would have burned you at the stake!

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becky21k1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Women don't have beards.

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becky21k1 1 point ago +2 / -1

A few do, but it's ma'am! usually?

Actually a couple years ago I did see a maybe young teen girl who seemed to have a beard going, she looked like she was in need of a shave way down the sides of her cheeks. Once I noticed it I couldn't un-see it. Made me wonder what kind of parent didn't take the kid to a doctor, or let them go around like that, if nothing else it had to do wonders for her social life.

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penguinjay1212 2 points ago +2 / -0

laugh HARD, then correct yourself.

This is how regular people are treated when misgendered. They aren't weak as tissue paper. These people wanna be treated normal right? Right????

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createaccount 1 point ago +1 / -0

should have said afterwards, im sorry sir. goodbye and have a good day sir.

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rebbel 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'll take shit that never happened for $500 Alex.

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TenFeetHigher 1 point ago +1 / -0

I really thought your manager was going to come over and ask the customer, "What seems to be the problem, sir?"

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sk39999999 1 point ago +1 / -0

The jokes on you because he made you act like clowns by throwing a temper tantrum

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Mexicola1976 1 point ago +2 / -1

r/thathappened

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MythArcana 1 point ago +1 / -0

These fruitcakes do this for attention. Wouldn't it be a shame if they didn't get any.