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TheOne1 19 points ago +19 / -0

Round is the new shape of the GOP?

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D__1 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Chris Christie is everywhere." Subtle fat joke there?

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becky21k1 3 points ago +4 / -1

I would have driven around him but my car only had half a tank of gas

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FuckTyranny 1 point ago +1 / -0

The GOP already has a FUPA, guess he's shooting for a Mecha-FUPA

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FTR22 12 points ago +12 / -0

Chris better have another thought. The republican party has already been re-shaped, it is now America First. If he thinks the republican party is going back to the globalist RINO'S he should have another thought coming.

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TommyJarvis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Except for the party leadership and most of the party members in positions of power in America, those are all RINOS.

The GOP is lost.

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Boudicca2 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ah ha ha! "Christie Kreme" it is.

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magnokor 10 points ago +10 / -0

There are two types of people.

Those who hug Barry Obama.

Those who do not.

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D__1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Big Mike hugs him from behind.

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becky21k1 2 points ago +3 / -1

Probably hugs his dick with his mouth

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kfunny91 7 points ago +7 / -0

I am Facebook friends with his brother Todd & all Todd did around Jan 6 was badmouth Trump, and say how great his brother is for the party.

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cicero21 7 points ago +7 / -0

better chance of pigs flying from his ass than him getting elected to anything.

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fishoutofwater 7 points ago +7 / -0

He prolly thinks the GOP is a "Good ol' Pancake" and thinks reshaping the GOP means eating part of it.

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becky21k1 6 points ago +7 / -1

I went for a walk on the beach with Chris Christie. Everyone asked what I used for bait.

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Joshua55 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fuck you fat boy.

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 6 points ago +6 / -0

It will be fun watching this clown, Mike Pence, Lindsey Graham, and other RINOs destroy themselves next presidential election.

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TheSniffingMenace 4 points ago +4 / -0

Round is not a winning shape

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THE_MAGAL0RIAN 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sounds like he was picked to be the next RINO pres.

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chungus47 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's also from AP, which of course is "Advanced Phaggotry"

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D__1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Christie Creme causes seismic shock waves in GOP.

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South_Florida_Guy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Round is a shape

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Palazzolo1 3 points ago +3 / -0

A never-Trump GOP ringer sent in to steal the Republican vote in the pro-Trump 2024 election. Legitimate votes for Trump will be fraudulently given to Christie while poll watchers are looking for any and all fraudulent votes going to the Democrat candidate. Nice right? Either way, Trump loses.

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Trumpchoochoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I liked Christie way back in the day. That ended when he decided to take a romantic stroll down the beach with Obama in 2012 the week before the election.

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Drinkup4 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think Pence is the only person, I would be less likely to vote for than Christie.

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kfunny91 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cape May Swamp Creature

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KuzoKevin 2 points ago +3 / -1

They have no fucking idea.

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wonderfreeheromale 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha

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okawesomeyeah 2 points ago +2 / -0

He should be more focused on reshaping himself, then worry about literally anything else.

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Basard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds about right..... After this, there will be no Democrats.

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keeponwinning 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well to be fair, he has a lot to work with.

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MAGAsJustBegun 2 points ago +2 / -0

By reshape, he means make it like Bush GOP again.

No.

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TommyJarvis 1 point ago +1 / -0

He’s been bodybuilding.

He’s workin on a pyramid!

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TruuthSeeker 1 point ago +1 / -0

This man is literally a Pig covered in his own Shit.

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PedeExpress 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that Circumference, of the Knights of the Round table?

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Trumpdidit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Another lard ass who was given a pass for his criminal acts.

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KOMMISSARofMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Make it more round?

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createaccount 1 point ago +1 / -0

says the out of shape

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Chicken_D 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who ever keeps telling Chris Christie hes a contender need to shut the fuck up. Someone keeps pushing this man into thinking he "got it" but he dont. Chris Krispycreme is not the future of the Republican party.

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BeerAndCope 1 point ago +1 / -0

Boy they have really been pushing Chris Christie the last few months. I’ve got a feeling he will be the establishments choice in 2024.

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GreatHumungous 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yea fuck this fat clown 🤡

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So_Much_Happening 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sun poisoning from beachgoing?

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justice_will_prevail 0 points ago +1 / -1

Watch out for Christie to start making moves on Ms. Lindsey Graham. Except it will be kiss his butt hole instead of the "ring". A Rino is such a degrading thing to be these days.

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Snoman -1 points ago +1 / -2

If the Don doesn’t run, who are you Pedes gonna vote for ? I know who, you’ll vote for whoever Trump tells you and do so w/out a question.

The lessor of two evils is what I keep hearing around here