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ShitOfPeace 47 points ago +48 / -1

This has to be a troll.

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VeilOfReality 27 points ago +27 / -0

It could be but I wouldn't say has to be. I know people who have done this

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DonJr2024 9 points ago +9 / -0

I know someone in real life who has a young boy. The boy just had his first sleepover (he is around 7 years old). The mom was posting on social media about it with pics of them watching a movie and then in their beds just before going to sleep. Both masked the whole time. They both slept with masks on. She was very clear about that. She is the type that already would put a mask on her kid even before covid. Total germaphobe with no faintest clue that she is leaving him to have a totally useless immune system.

My point is, these people exist. I used to think they were misguided but the truth is they are insane.

I know of another family that spent the first full year of "covid" inside, kids home the whole time, CNN on all day. They would go for a drive in the car once a week, but stay inside. Groceries were delivered and probably sprayed with disinfectant on the porch. Their poor kids (who are around 10 years old and should be running around half the day) must think bodies were piled in the streets.

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NormaJeanRocks 18 points ago +18 / -0

Wouldn't doubt if this was true, I wish people would stop blocking the names so we can see.

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Shayhawk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Totally agree on the name blocking. We need to know if this is some idiot we actually know!

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justice_will_prevail 1 point ago +2 / -1

It could only be true if the poster got the 3 Moderna jabs at a grocery store.

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MAGA1775 7 points ago +7 / -0

Probably not. There's actually people like this. I know of some.

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Hanging_Chad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, sounds like they've been getting in-home jabs

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TroutAndOatmeal 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's the best kind. Just in home jabbed my wife. She was kind of mad when she woke up though.

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markolbb 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bravo, sir. Comment of the day award goes to you fren.

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PartandParcel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol

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markolbb 2 points ago +2 / -0

It reads true until the very last line, that's when it sounds like a troll.

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savagememes 19 points ago +19 / -0

damn 3 shots and no clots yet fucking lucky bastard , get a 4th

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magabeans 6 points ago +6 / -0

its like russian roulette, the 6th shot has a 100% mortality rate

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably already had to amputate, but it wasn’t related to the 2nd dose taken 2 days earlier. That happens all the time.

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yukondave 10 points ago +10 / -0

Don't worry. A vaccines imparts immunity so with your 3 shots you are already immune. Just go and laugh at those that are without your awesome immunity. If you are obese you might want to lose some weight before the wedding...

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Hamaneggs 5 points ago +5 / -0

With three shots of moderna you could put on extra weight. Spend all day munching doughnuts in preparation. And because you spent all that time and doors keeping your immune system safe and unchallenged it is really strong now.

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unashamed 8 points ago +8 / -0

Honestly, I wouldn't have block the sub or user name. Maybe you found this somewhere else. I already wanted to go an downvote. Absolute NPC that has been deluded into living in fear.

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Ducki305 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's in the "Masks4All" subreddit lol

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unashamed 4 points ago +4 / -0

Really hard to believe these people are serious! Well, did my part and downvoted. Upvoted you based pedes that left comments.

The OP did decide to go to the wedding after someone reiterated that a 28-year-old with triple jabs, generally good health, and PPE would be very low risk. 🤦‍♂️

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JSullz59 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ty for downvoting before the screenshot. It feels like I'm alone over there sometimes.

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Palmertabs 5 points ago +5 / -0

I find it hard to believe that anybody who is carrying on with their lives at this point having a regular wedding WOULD EVER invite somebody who hasn't left their house in a year and a half.

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DonJr2024 6 points ago +6 / -0

I dragged a scared friend to a bar. He's a very nice guy but totally bought into this. He sat at the bar with me and another friend and looked like a deer in the headlights the whole time. He kept saying "Oh my God, are we really doing this?? Yikes. Oh boy".

Of course that was a couple months ago and now I'm not allowed to bars (vaxx passport). Me, the guy willing to spend money and get the economy going again. Oh well. Save up to move to Florida.

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WhyTee1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Didn't you leave the house to get your 3 shots of Marvel Mystery Oil?

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TheHoeAndJoe420 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol might be a troll

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FuckReddit4545 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tell him two N95's or bust. Maybe he'll suffocate

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TroutAndOatmeal 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well you have to wear one right side up for the normal stuff and one upside down for the rare Australian variants

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Ironlabel1 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would just write something about how crazy they are. They need at least three more boosters and double mask!!!!

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WhoMeTwo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Totally a troll.

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556y308 3 points ago +3 / -0

"to probe" lolol

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SgtCup 3 points ago +3 / -0

What

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SgtCup 3 points ago +3 / -0

A

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SgtCup 3 points ago +3 / -0

Faggot

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Gans 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh fuck I can't stop laughing but I feel kind of bad. Someone needs to help this poor stupid fucker.

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HunterBidensPC 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Get another shot and don’t go to the wedding. It’s the safest option”

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TeeTee2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fake News

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secession_please 2 points ago +3 / -1

A Sterile union.

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ItsBigLeagueNotBigly 2 points ago +4 / -2

Haha. Someone should tell him he can also get infected with a virus if it comes in contact with his eyes. He's been buying groceries for a year and a half without wearing properly fitted safety goggles? He's playing Russian roulette!

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some folks just need to stay at home. Bless her little scaredy heart.

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2SmoothGQ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy shit…has to be a troll right?

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SauronWasFramed 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is it me, or did the retards there make it so you have to wait 10 minutes to post in a sub if you have too much negative karma?

My troll account got thrown into the “you’re doing this too much” corner.