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Stop Trying To Make The Omicron Variant Happen (media.patriots.win) 😷  MIDTERM  VARIANT  😷
posted ago by hecubus ago by hecubus +3162 / -1
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bowill01 59 points ago +59 / -0

Did we forget flu season is coming?

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Gooseontheloose 56 points ago +56 / -0

No, the flu just vaporized last year.

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dakin116 39 points ago +39 / -0

Because everyone wore masks!!!

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freundwich 40 points ago +40 / -0

And covid spread so rapidly because nobody was wearing masks!

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Whoopies_tds 23 points ago +23 / -0

Just trust the science...remember we believe in truth not facts

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frogface 12 points ago +13 / -1

The PCR test says flu is covid.

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NoFucksman 12 points ago +13 / -1

Always has been…

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Ockoson 7 points ago +7 / -0

*surprised Pikachu face

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Dr_Fauci 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yep. You guys did such a great job on masks that we beat the flu! But you did such a horrible job on masks that we had more COVID deaths this year than last year. Damn you anti maskers. Blood is on your hands.

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FreakinRican82 12 points ago +12 / -0

Like a commie's bicep.

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South_Florida_Guy 24 points ago +24 / -0

The flu is just like a right wing conspiracy theory, man.

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PhuckYourFeels 16 points ago +16 / -0

It’s pretty racist too.

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PhuckYourFeels 8 points ago +8 / -0

We beat the flu with your face diapers you bigot!

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Octomonkey 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don’t you know, that doesn’t happen anymore.

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Jpiccinino 7 points ago +7 / -0

More like midterms are coming up and they are realizing the people who are going to take the Fauci ouchy have already taken it. So they have to come up with super covid to scare the pawns into doing their bidding by shutting stuff down and locking voter booths back into full mail in ballot.

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

We're pretty close to them linking voting privileges with vaccine passports.

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bluedevilga 43 points ago +45 / -2

I explained to a bureaucrat who works with me that it was fascinating that without even knowing if it exists, we already finding it all over the world and we already know that instead of being more severe than delta, it is less severe, except that magically causes heart attacks and strokes. Nothing to do with the vaccine of course.

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Jpiccinino 15 points ago +15 / -0

If you want to mindfuck someone that believes the bullshit being peddled ask them “how can they know its omnicron if they have no way of testing for it yet?” or “ if they have a test to cypher the difference in variants how did they get the gene mapping of the variant prior to the existence of the mutated covid?”

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bluedevilga 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't you know how they test for the omnicron virus? The same way they tested for Delta. Tell the liberals to hold there butt up to this TV screen for cnn, have a little explosive diarrhea, and if it hits Brian Seltzer then it's omnicron. The test actually works better if they can do it in person.

TV cleaning service is extra

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Jpiccinino 3 points ago +3 / -0

This actually makes more sense then any segment on CNN.

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Butt mask mandates now!

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bluedevilga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why did you put a link for a porn site?

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Tyrone_biggums 1 point ago +1 / -0

What do you mean? Not unless they made new primers specifically for omicron

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Bottle_of_Memes 13 points ago +13 / -0

All the actual doctors in SA talking about it are saying it's extremely mild and no-one is hospitalized with it.

Honestly getting Omicron would probably be much better vaccine than the "vaccine".

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Forgototherpassword 4 points ago +4 / -0

magically causes heart attacks and strokes

You're fucking joking right? Holy shit they're pathetic.

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South_Florida_Guy 30 points ago +30 / -0

Muh omnicron brings all the boosts to the tards and they're like "you better get yours!"

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demscantstealit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Except the vaccines are actually creating all these new variants...just listen to Robert Malone. The vaccines damage your natural immunity, so Omicron could actually be dangerous for the vaccinated and mild for the unvaccinated. That was always the plan.

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greene222 3 points ago +3 / -0

nice

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stick_in_the_eye 25 points ago +25 / -0

fear is the mind killer.

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Retard_Strength 9 points ago +9 / -0

the mantra of every news organization

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NoFucksman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Your mind is the fear killer.

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SkullE 4 points ago +4 / -0

“I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.”

― Frank Herbert, Dune

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Brucesky420 2 points ago +2 / -0

What I don't get it is shouldn't these people who are so scared be questioning why we aren't frequently testing for variants? Every single time we learn about a new variant, countries decide to check for it and it turns out it's already everywhere

You would think variant tracking would be important science for those who are as scared as they are. Makes me wonder if these drug companies are regulating the testing because they want a reason to push more boosters. Surely the CDC would want to be actively checking for mutations, not once they get to the point where it's prominent enough to name

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BeefChucker 14 points ago +14 / -0

Xi variant

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Buck_Fiden 8 points ago +8 / -0

Up next... The "Pi" variant. I hear it goes on for infinity.

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Forgototherpassword 2 points ago +2 / -0

WHO says the NU variant is ....

Bam! Laurel and Hardy.

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The_Duke45 4 points ago +4 / -0

You hit the nail right on the head! Would make a great sticker for the sticker army.

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Scutigera_coleoptrat 12 points ago +13 / -1

This. "Omicron" is almost code for "I still watch MSM and/or I still use facebook."

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Choomguy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Highly contagious omicron variant, highly contagious omicron variant…

Some dumbshit was talking about it last night, and i said “I woke up with with no symptoms this morning, i think i might have it”, and she backed away a step.

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Trader_Of_Spice 12 points ago +12 / -0

Tell that to the triple-jabbed, double-masked smooth brains I see at the super market, at least where I live.

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Marshall2 5 points ago +5 / -0

I live in a different Country. TEXAS!

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PKShadilay 5 points ago +5 / -0

They are still here in Texas. I see plenty of people still wearing masks in stores, or while driving ALONE.

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Cyer6 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are still out here in TX. I was at an HEB yesterday and saw plenty of them, but they were vastly outnumbered by the muzzle free.

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Marshall2 2 points ago +2 / -0

I live in Free Texas (>80% MAGA) and the ratio of wingnuts to Pedes is quite low. Low enough to keep their traps shut and tightened. Interestingly, they wear the masks but don't fall for the VAX for the most part.

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Wcvarn 8 points ago +8 / -0

But how will Democrats win the 2022 elections?

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Marshall2 3 points ago +3 / -0

New and improved voter THEFT,

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Xanisor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Flu season started in Europe.

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Miracle_on_Ice 7 points ago +7 / -0

I CAN'T TAKE THE VACCINE, I'M ON A RNA-FREE DIET! GOD FAUCI, YOU'RE SO STOOPID!!!

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ParticleCannon 7 points ago +7 / -0

On the contrary I fully expect it to be in this country rigging elections by the end of the week

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Daughterfreedom76 7 points ago +7 / -0

Now Canada is reporting their first cases in OTTAWA. My, my, my.....how interesting, that with the vaccine worldwide, the variants just keep coming.

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BlacknWhite 6 points ago +6 / -0

If they beat the dead horse it happens. The lying ass media is the enemy of the people.

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YOLOSwag_McFartnut 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's absolutely going to happen, a large portion of the population can't wait for daddy to govern them harder.

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LazySusan 6 points ago +6 / -0

The omnicron variant is the vaccine side effects. And I fully expect them to lock down over it.

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Marshall2 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm not worried about Omicron. I'm worried about what they put in the BOOSTER for Omicron to create the FEAR MANDATES for 2022 selections. The timing is perfect for spiking the BOOSTER with a real killer variant. Every dead person is an extra vote for the DEMONcRATS.

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SirJiub 6 points ago +6 / -0

Omicron Persei 8, and Lrrr, is all I can think about any time I see or hear Omicron mentioned.

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Destroy_WithLove 5 points ago +5 / -0

At this point, any excuse will do. It doesn't have to be legitimate, it doesn't have to make sense. Remember, Eurasia is our closest ally, and we've always been at war with Eurasia.

The entire world is moving towards Totalitarianism. All at once. At breathtaking speed.

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Bedminster 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mock it openly to those who believe it!

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conservativefrank 5 points ago +5 / -0

We're told it has symptoms like those of a mild cold. We're told to panic.

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Meddlesom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Call it what it really is... "the midterm variant".

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Jfreak7 4 points ago +4 / -0

I saw an article today (local news source) and it was from the doctor that found the "definitely not flu variant", and it was the flu. No more sinus or loss of taste/smell. Just your basic flu like symptoms.

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DeplorableTexan2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just in time for Christmas lockdowns too. These faggots are so predictable.

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Erock_The_Red 4 points ago +4 / -0

Omicron is just convenient cover story for the vaccine side effects, primary heart complications and blood clots. Don't be fooled, you guys know thier game plan, this is just to panic the normies.

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CJ74U2NV 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gotta keep a reason for mail in steal...er...voting.

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William_Wallace129 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've got the names for future scariants; CNN MSNBC Twitter ABC.......

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Boompa22 3 points ago +3 / -0

Has anyone else noticed more people in their life becoming based with this? Like I know friends/coworkers who hear this and are like "Yea who gives a fuck anymore?"

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Therightisright 3 points ago +3 / -0

If what euro scientists are saying is true, and the omicron variant is more transmissible but less severe, let it happen! That’s exactly what we need to get over this shit.

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yeldarb1983 3 points ago +3 / -0

you know, we could probably have a little fun if we insisted on calling it the Xi variant...

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Keepidahofree 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now that I've "survived covid" I walk head held high. Bring on your variants ... I am super human. You silly vaccinated fools!

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FLBulldog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Word Jumble of the Day: Omicron = Moronic

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Slothboy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like your optimism but it's probably going to happen. Just like every future bullshit variant

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MasksAreChildAbuse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Japan was already suffering economically before the China virus, and tourism was one of their biggest saving graces, despite that they had an almost blanket ban on EVERYONE. Finally started reopening to business and student travelers again, and have now shut down again just from the MSM breathing “omicron variant” lol

Countries are literally killing themselves for literally nothing.

🤡 🌎

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Armatron 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the bridge variant until the next variant in time for midterm elections.

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SayNoToHypocrisy 2 points ago +2 / -0

From what I understand it's way, way less deadly.

How's this a bad thing?

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ICanHazDownvotes 2 points ago +3 / -1

Don't underestimate how good the media is at brainwashing and how easy it is to brainwash the average NPC.

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monkeycat2010 2 points ago +2 / -0

I saw a map of the progress that Omicron has taken since its discovery.

Strange how it went from South Africa to Europe and then North America? What a strange travel path. s/

Also, from what I read it was discovered in Botswana on 4 foreign travelers. I also read that those travelers were allowed to leave the country. Anyone explain to me how that shite happens? I thought there was a quarantine?

Where was the quarantine in place for 14 days or until you test negative?

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madagea 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's happening....9 Moronic "cases" in the UK now. 6 in Scotland where masks have been worn to comply with the poison dwarf's new religion. 3 in England where most area's stopped wearing them

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RivalPipe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m scared of the steps that will be taken to make the variants or next storyline more convincing.

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hecubus [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fear not, you know the truth.

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NonyaDB 2 points ago +2 / -0

OMICRON = MORONIC

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Cyberpunkd 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL, it's already happening. Do I give a shit? Nope.

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vaxxtherich 1 point ago +1 / -0

Since it came out of africa, I'd almost believe it. Those dirty fuckers could probably start a pandemic.

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Hibernatus 1 point ago +1 / -0

unfortunately viruses don't care about memes...

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Crappydatum 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's no such test for omicron, nor ANY of the "flavors" but you're lecturing us any how viruses work?

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Thehumancentipede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Markets say otherwise

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44-MAGANUM 1 point ago +1 / -0

WINNIE THE POOH VARIANT.

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Iloveensiferum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even some normies are starting to be sick of these endless and convenient “variants”

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South_Florida_Guy 10 points ago +10 / -0

No it's carefully selected because it sounds SCARY. They skipped "nu" because they want simpletons in FEAR, not CONFUSED. "Did you hear about the Nu variant??" "Oh you mean the new variant? Like there's another one?" "No, it's the new NU variant!"

And the skipped "xi" for obvious reasons.

But MUH OMNICRONS! That sounds like it's going to kill everyone! Maximum scary.