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loooooof 126 points ago +126 / -0

'totally not glowie'

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Goldsteinbergsky 65 points ago +65 / -0

Obvious glowfags are obvious. Either THEY are retarded or they think everyone else is.

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Porkbut 19 points ago +19 / -0

Or it just adds to the fog of war.

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DEATFBI-Agent 61 points ago +62 / -1

Sometimes women just have a kink for guys in tactical gear. If you don't send her pictures, and your name, address, and SSN, you could be missing out on sexy times.

Better yet include the names of your associates, she may be into "group activities"

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clownworld30330 32 points ago +32 / -0

Best handshake account!

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YouTubeSucksDicks 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yes! We need to praise them when appropriate instead of always laying hot steaming dung on every handshake.

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onemoretimeagain22 10 points ago +10 / -0

lol

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probablyacoincidence 8 points ago +8 / -0

I bet all the Antifa Larpers with their gear off amazon are flooding this fbi honeypot right now......one can only hope

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SordidPontification 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'd send random picture of Slavic dudes wearing tactical gear from random image searches just to add to the confusion.

Probably get arrested for "muh Russia" though.

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probablyacoincidence 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL, great stuff. Imagine this gets traction on this site. And there is some poor girl with this actual fetish who posted. She will be the happiest person alive when we start sending stuff. Or its a loser FBI agent and we are just sending photos of his buddies

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glow-operator-2-0 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can also just send him Andy Sixx scat porn.

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Ferzth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tacti-Cool

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RolandDelacroix 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seems legit

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ChuckedBeef 12 points ago +12 / -0

The Fag of War

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probablyacoincidence 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hahaha, underrated right here

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I_Got_Hairy_Legs 2 points ago +2 / -0

🎯

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that1guy1981 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sometimes they put obvious ones out there so we become de-sensitized to their clandestine ones.

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UnhingedRussian 5 points ago +5 / -0

A little of both, maybe?

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Asael 2 points ago +2 / -0

Either THEY are retarded or they think everyone else is.

It's both.

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Qualityproduct 2 points ago +2 / -0

They stick to several MO on the creation of their usernames.

Not gonna schizo elaborate anymore than that

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leakmouth 14 points ago +14 / -0

bUt hEr PiC iS sO hOt.

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peltast 12 points ago +12 / -0

Especially hot is the "Hero of the Soviet Union" badge on her Ushanka.

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AHonkTooFar 6 points ago +6 / -0

Glowing hotter than the Chernobyl reactor core.

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Saltkang 7 points ago +7 / -0

Even glowies need to fap to wannabe Lance Armstrongs with their fat slipped into their spandex bike gear.

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bratt 2 points ago +2 / -0

As a cyclist, I resemble that remark.

For the FBI/ATF/CIA I have a fully automatic, chain driven machine that has a a high cyclic rate. I am rated an expert in its use. I regularly open a gap in a large pack by attacking with my machine. They seem to drop right and left, I am not sure as I am left gasping for breath after dropping them all.

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SordidPontification 4 points ago +4 / -0

And in true Pavlovian fashion, they all get erections now when they hear bicycle chains. Look at what you've done!

Sit outside an FBI field office with cycle noises on loudspeakers. They won't get anything done.

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Steady3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Came to write this.

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FuckMeAndMyPassword 1 point ago +1 / -0

She's not a glowie. She is a thot, totally mindless. Also she has amazing tits.

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markolbb 49 points ago +49 / -0

if you are a fellow man

That's a man, baby!

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ModernDayMao 14 points ago +14 / -0

This homo just has a fetish for operators.

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markolbb 10 points ago +10 / -0

I mean, don't we all?

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American-Patriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

IT'S A TRAP

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clownworld30330 7 points ago +7 / -0

Look at me, I'm a super CUTE gorl!

If you are a fellow man...

Yeah, got it, but where do I send the bill for a new keyboard after I sprayed mine with coffee?

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carsmij 1 point ago +1 / -0

I came here to comments to see if i was only one to notice that 😂

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IvermectinWorks 37 points ago +37 / -0

No such thing as an assault weapon.

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ModernKnight 28 points ago +28 / -0

Sure there is! They are fully semi-automatic, and can fire hollow points which explode when shot out of their magazine clips!

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IvermectinWorks 10 points ago +10 / -0

Is the bullet assaulting them?

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Taliesin [S] 20 points ago +20 / -0

No, the trigger is. That is why we have trigger warnings. It is an assault trigger!

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IvermectinWorks 10 points ago +10 / -0

So the trigger is assaulting them. Does it, like, hit them upside the head or something?

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ModernKnight 13 points ago +13 / -0

It starts by mis-gendering them, then flashes the "OK" hand sign.

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IvermectinWorks 8 points ago +8 / -0

What happens when they're confused about their gender?

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that_sound 8 points ago +8 / -0

Their shoulder thing goes up.

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RabidZoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

They kill themselves.

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AHonkTooFar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Full auto salt shaker? That's an assault weapon.

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bratt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look up Bug-a-Salt.

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IvermectinWorks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only if the wife hits you over the head with it.

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bubadmt 20 points ago +20 / -0

Hello fellow millipedes, how do you do? Which way to the illegal meme section?

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TonerMill 13 points ago +13 / -0

FBI building photos so when NNN finishes they can glow up

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I_Got_Hairy_Legs 1 point ago +1 / -0

They forgot to ask to include serial numbers

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Buck_Fiden 12 points ago +12 / -0

Hey, babe. Check out my new Ray-Ban Wayfarer sunglasses and acid-washed jean shorts.

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Zxc26 9 points ago +10 / -1

I was thinking, it would be nice idea to make pureblood dating app, but it would be full off FBI glowies most likely.

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clownworld30330 6 points ago +6 / -0

Purebloods can just have meatspace gatherings for dating. Like bars.

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Strike08 3 points ago +3 / -0

Easy to filter those out. Just show an photo of an AR15 and let them describe it. You can filter out most glowfags that way

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MasterChef 9 points ago +9 / -0

They really love their list dont they

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Inquisitor_Corvus 8 points ago +9 / -1

Sure, Xi/Xir Agent person. I’ll get right on it. Fucking glowtard.

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edxzxz 8 points ago +8 / -0

So when do we flood this glowie's account with pics of Admiral Freakshow in uniform?

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Kerra_Holt 7 points ago +7 / -0

"A fellow man". I see. The floor is made of floor.

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x79q3pb 7 points ago +7 / -0

Tits or GTFO

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clownworld30330 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's not the real test of femaleness...

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BasedBuddha 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wendigoon seems like a pretty based guy. He also has a youtube channel that's really entertaining.

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CptObvious- 2 points ago +2 / -0

His videos are pretty entertaining. Chill guy.

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thegeeseisleese 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gotta build their profiles to look more legitimate

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RogueLeaderX 5 points ago +5 / -0

A fellow man? Ummmmm is this dude dumb enough to come right out and announce himself a a dude.

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gthog61 5 points ago +5 / -0

See that is NOT based BEARDED guy

FAKE!

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Fuck_the_Government 4 points ago +4 / -0

JFL @ anyone naive enough to buy into this. Only height, jawline and money matter to women.

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BigMikesSwingingCock 4 points ago +4 / -0

Send them a picture of a goat’s asshole.

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Londonrain 4 points ago +4 / -0

lol I actually really like wendigoons channel on YT.

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AdeptTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Its either a fed or...giants."

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kt524 3 points ago +3 / -0

Strange how I only recently started watching anything by him then I see this. I must have some sort of power.

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US3RNAM3 4 points ago +4 / -0

"if you are a fellow man"

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acasper 4 points ago +4 / -0

“If you are a fellow man” … huh…

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Gans 4 points ago +4 / -0

"fellow man"? Anyone else catch that?

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Daybill1 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is a trap for sure.

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Trump2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tits or get the fuck out!

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chahn1138 3 points ago +3 / -0

Make sure to send photos of your tattoos too!

RIDICULOUS!

Faggot!

Buttboy!

Investigators!

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Flipakademsarepedos 3 points ago +3 / -0

FBI faggot!!!

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wiseracer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bike race gear? That has a lot of range.

https://youtu.be/CRnxEZJCey4?t=7

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horus_falke 3 points ago +4 / -1

"I have a kink for that" - degenerate leftist speak.

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AHonkTooFar 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's even funnier when their 'kinks' are eg getting pregnant, ie, what nature wants you to do.

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snoopy3210 3 points ago +3 / -0

this goes straight to an FBI database

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DuzzentMatta 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks like the glowies need a crash course in how to effectively apply social engineering. Step 1: Do not be obvious.

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Comntrinchief 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gestapo FBI Agent - “Director, we ransacked the entire house and found no firearms.”

Director - “Look again damnit! He’s wearing camo shorts FFS!! REEEEEEEEEE!”

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kt524 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also jailbait to boot.

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trex554 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's a trap! LOL

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PainfulIrony 2 points ago +2 / -0

wow that reply is epic.

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Herpawinski 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here's one I know you'll love:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4yOtuqMplU

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JohnniesTime 2 points ago +2 / -0

You need to close your DM’s, that’s how it starts

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yep__yep__yep 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, Wendigoon makes good content :D

GLAD to see em.

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Wrexxis780 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just send “her” tons of photos of Putin.

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MySidesGoUp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Always…was..?…

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BoughtByBloomberg2 2 points ago +2 / -0

It would be even funnier if it wasn't a glowie.

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minotaurbeach 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL

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TheDigger2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everybody DM pics of the Kenosha Kid

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mountaininfidel 2 points ago +2 / -0

She also sells Farts in a Jar. Reeeeeeeeeee.

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DonttrustChina 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean, there totally are people with weird fetishes.

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Ferzth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never put your dick in the crazy "chick" !

Could even be a "Russian" or Chinese prostitute posing as an actual "woman" . . . just as the US Congress.

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erikc28484 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck any bitch that uses the word 'kink' in the public sphere.

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zentoco 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh baby, I'm into all that and more. Dweet me, 1-800-CALL-FB..., er, 1-800-225-5324.

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TheRougarou 2 points ago +2 / -0

There aren’t enough dicks in the world to satisfy the fbi