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posted ago by ruffthesuspect ago by ruffthesuspect +255 / -2

I love women. I love patriotic women. I respect that those who have tattoos have done so, but I don't like them on women. I'm sorry .. there is no other place on earth where I can post this. Reddit? c'mon man.

I love strong, healthy pretty women. I just don't like seeing a girl from the face up, and a guy from the neck down. I know this won't be a popular post, if it gets any traction at all, but I'm just gonna say it.

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JediMasterGandalf 36 points ago +42 / -6

I don't like tattoos of any size on a woman. They are disgusting.

The female is God's most beautiful creation and I have never seen a woman made more beautiful by skin graffiti.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 8 points ago +9 / -1

I give the tattoos themselves credit. They can be quite colorful and creative.

But to be permanently imprinted on the skin of a human being? No thanks.

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Spez_Isacuck 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ain’t tryna fuck a Picasso.

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HillarysBeaverMunch 4 points ago +5 / -1

Kittens with tattoos: right out, then.

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Comntrinchief 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤣 I heard that in a Monty Python voice. Was that your intention because it was funny?

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HillarysBeaverMunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only time I've ever ever heard the phrase "right out, then" was through Monty Python. So yeah!

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MrM4590 1 point ago +1 / -0

Have you seen the wolf? A great white shark? Millions of years of evolution. Never had to evolve.

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Billybobcuccio 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hate tattoos on women as well. However I do think the Asian short clawed river otter is gods most beautiful creation 🦦 .

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ruffthesuspect [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not sure what this means, but anything involving Asian will get an upvote

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JustInTime2_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seems like you are into ladies as opposed to wombed men ala women.

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Corky_Knightrider 27 points ago +27 / -0

There seems to be a massive correlation between heavily tattooed women and shitty personality traits.

I'm a bartender. I see this all the time. If they're fat and have a lot of tattoos they're gonna be obnoxious. Every single time.

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HillarysBeaverMunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

They have more canvass!

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Spez_Isacuck 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fatty Tatty got no Daddy.

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Antenna 24 points ago +24 / -0

I'm old enough to remember when tattoos were so rare they always caught your attention. Tattoos were always considered low class or something that happened to you while you were too drunk to stop it. Tattoos look grotesque on old skin.

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uniformist 9 points ago +9 / -0

Or you were a sailor in the Navy.

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Bigger_igloo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dont be hating on popeye lol

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Comntrinchief 2 points ago +2 / -0

Surprised Popeye hasn’t been cancelled yet and I have no idea what for.

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GenericInsult 24 points ago +26 / -2

I don't care for tattoos at all, but don't judge.

I know for a fact that there are a huge number of people out there that have tattoos like you described, but voted for Trump... and ultimately that is all that matters.

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DisbandTheCIA 6 points ago +7 / -1

They created the cankles for the canvas

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Exviper 5 points ago +5 / -0

The same reason they color there hair bright pink? Cause they are freaking retarded.

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Spez_Isacuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

They hope the loud packaging will make up for the quality of the product.

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Skaush 20 points ago +20 / -0

No tattoos is the new tattoo

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Spez_Isacuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

At the dinner table? I bet your mom got super butt hurt. And on Thanksgiving?? He’s gotta lay off the sauce.

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hondo1 16 points ago +16 / -0

Doesn't really matter what you like, m8. Do your own thing. If you don't like them, that's fine. If you do, that's fine. More important than any of that is that they value the good, the true, the beautiful and God. Beyond that, it's all just superficial.

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Sea_Still 16 points ago +17 / -1

I feel the same way about a ridiculously gigantic ass and Carp lips

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JediMasterGandalf 17 points ago +17 / -0

As much as I hate tattoos, I am completely befuddled by carp lips. Who in their right mind thinks that giant balloon lips are in any way attractive or alluring?

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Sea_Still 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's just disgusting, why an otherwise attractive woman would do that is beyond me

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AllTheWayTrump 9 points ago +9 / -0

mental illness.

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KekistaniMemeLord 2 points ago +2 / -0

Body dysmorphia

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Comntrinchief 1 point ago +1 / -0

Brain dysmorphia more like it.

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ChilledCovfefe 15 points ago +17 / -2

Agreed! So sick of the tattoos and face shrapnel. How the fuck does someone wear a nose ring without it driving them nuts all day? They look stupid too. Makes it look like you have snot hanging from your nose. I thought this fad would die out but it seems to be getting worse.

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slickfiddy 13 points ago +13 / -0

"face shrapnel"

Excellent!

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Bigger_igloo 11 points ago +11 / -0

Like tattoos to a point, so long as they're good ones, but the face metal erks the hell out of me. That cow nose ring just makes me think of cattle

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SoundsGood 10 points ago +10 / -0

Someone mentioned that people with metal on their face looks like they fell into a fishing tackle box. That's all I can think of when I see the piercings.

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Comntrinchief 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nose rings are the worst. Cow cosplay retards.

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Lol_Garrus 13 points ago +13 / -0

I prefer a Ferrari without a bumber sticker

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edxzxz 13 points ago +13 / -0

I am 100% against tattoos and have told every one of my children they will never get a single penny from me if they ever get any kind of tattoo. My reasoning is that they cost money, serve no useful purpose whatsoever, so if you had money for a tattoo, to me that means you have every single other thing in life locked up solid, so clearly you need nothing from me. My one exception is that if they join an elite military unit and jump out of a plane to kill commies behind enemy lines, and their group goes out drinking to celebrate the occasion, and they all get matching tattoos, then ok. God knew what he intended when he made us, anybody that thinks they know better and that somehow a tattoo will improve on God's work is mistaken.

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FreedomFlowerDelta 12 points ago +14 / -2

Maybe a hidden tattoo is alright. But iky inky is stinky poo

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HotBurningBrass 11 points ago +11 / -0

Scribbling on yourself with a permanent marker is a sign of short sightedness. Will you never change the art in your house?

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Wedge_Serif 11 points ago +11 / -0

Tatoos aren't a big problem for me, but that's probably because I have my own large tattoos. Thing is, some people get really beautiful and artistic work done, but even bad tattoos require an investment of time and pain. It says something about the woman's strength that she's willing to endure it.

The thing that absolutely turns me off is (are?) breast implants. They always look fake, they feel like plastic bags, and unless you're a mastectomy survivor they're completely unnecessary. At least tattoos have a centuries-old history and a certain element of artistry. Fake tits are mutilation, nothing more.

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Kinkinnatus 12 points ago +12 / -0

Silicone breests make women sick, matter of fact.

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HillarysBeaverMunch 3 points ago +4 / -1

Natural breasts, even A-cups, are God's gift to be cherished.

Especially A-cups. No filler is necessary or wanted.

Breast implants are a physical manifestation of low self esteem.

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MrM4590 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was talking to this girl who had A cups. She was absolutely perfect in every way. Still think about her to this day.

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Lordahdaring 10 points ago +10 / -0

I love anything on a woman that makes her seem more approachable, except a dick.

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abouttime4444 10 points ago +10 / -0

I am a women with 4 tattoos. Not terribly large but I was young and dumb. I'd give anything for clean skin.

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HughJasske 9 points ago +10 / -1

But tramp stamps let guys know " i'm easy "....so, thanks!

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Amateurgynecologist 8 points ago +8 / -0

Tattoos on women are just trashy and im sick of seeing it

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Crappydatum 8 points ago +8 / -0

just don't like seeing a girl from the face up, and a guy from the neck down.

Say what?

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ruffthesuspect [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hi, it's me. I'm saying a pretty girl face but a tattooed body equals a girl on the top and a guy on the bottom. Not my thing. I want a girl from top to bottom. I hope that clears it up

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Forbidden_outcast 1 point ago +2 / -1

I don’t understand what he was trying to say there, either

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HairSniffer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Misogyny?

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Comntrinchief 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh no!!!!

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1Pissedoffredhead 7 points ago +7 / -0

My elderly mom calls people with tattoos walking billboards. She said only sailors had tattoos when she was a girl.

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 6 points ago +6 / -0

I agree

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MarchEast 6 points ago +7 / -1

The problem with tattoos is they eventually look like an oil slick on your skin.

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Slugbert 4 points ago +4 / -0

I said it before on another thread that tattoos are degenerate, masculine and make women look cheap and trashy.

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javixpimraj 4 points ago +4 / -0

We're not permitted to say what we actually think, that women are beautiful, and having some hack artist scratch his mark permanently into their skin doesn't improve anything.

It's like spraypainting a beautiful brick structure made by a master architect. It never looks better (unless you're covering up previous defacement), and you're never going to get that shit out.

And because we can't say what we actually think, many women honestly believe that most men think their tattoos are beautiful, get more, and further reduce the number of men who actually find them attractive. If they've already found someone, great, but if they haven't, that's a reduced pool of husband material.

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DinosOnNoahsArk 4 points ago +4 / -0

I agree. I don't like tattoos, but especially not on women.

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Fren_Downunder 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pasty, lumpy, fat white girl legs with massive tattoos = barf!

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556y308 4 points ago +4 / -0

Completely agree

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Spez_Isacuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

#MeToo

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progressives4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm with you

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep, it just adds to the general degeneracy of our culture. You can also throw in white chicks listening to ghetto music. It needs to die already.

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PonySoldier66 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't even have any friends who have tattoos.

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Trumpdidit 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree, tattoos on women should be in places the public cannot see..

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Patriot_Dave 2 points ago +2 / -0

DONT PUT BUMPER STICKERS ON A BENTLY.

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Rerecursive 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a sign of mental baggage to me. And I've learned to avoid crazy.

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Comntrinchief 2 points ago +2 / -0

What is the deal with wearing cow rings in your nose? It throws off the symmetry of the face which is what science has determined makes someone attractive. It’s fucking gross AF!

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ForsakenForeskin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tattoos are dumb

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socrates2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hot women with tattoos are hotter. But there is a point of diminishing returns.

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Realassman 1 point ago +1 / -0

If she got ink, she does not get a ring

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think_for_yourselves 0 points ago +3 / -3

Who gives a shit? This has nothing to do with Trump. Take it to discord or something

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ruffthesuspect [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I posted this and yet I agree with you. I don't know where else to post it. Discord I guess

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Comntrinchief 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ignore that dude. Nothing wrong with your post. GEOTUS doesn’t have any tattoos and neither do his children as far as I have seen.