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x79q3pb 254 points ago +255 / -1

Things that never happened

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SaltyNewMexico [S] 109 points ago +111 / -2

for $500

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Updoot 50 points ago +51 / -1

I know lots of doctors that go by the online moniker "cock sailor"

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Amaroq64 2 points ago +2 / -0

What about Dr. Nifkin?

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Amaroq64 6 points ago +6 / -0

Acting like a subhuman and then saying "it was a joke bro" isn't an excuse.

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VA-Pede 7 points ago +7 / -0

The proper response is ''yeah, yeah in the fuckin' helicopter, commie".

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Patriot_Lettuce 68 points ago +70 / -2

Troll accounts.

Look at the real user names. "CockSailor"... Dead giveaway.

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PMSocks 43 points ago +43 / -0

Are you sure? Have you looked at the navy lately?

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Patriot_Lettuce 20 points ago +20 / -0

I know you're joking, but that's kinda a good point at the same time....

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plaaaa 9 points ago +9 / -0

Rachel Levine

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Spez_Isacuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

His name isn’t rachel.

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Big_Sam_Handwich 3 points ago +3 / -0

ITS MAAM!!

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consumptiveballerina 2 points ago +3 / -1

Have you looked at the Navy EVER?

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Big_Sam_Handwich 3 points ago +3 / -0

More like...have you looked at the navy, airforce, and army lately?

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consumptiveballerina 1 point ago +1 / -0

Have you seen the proposed Space Force uniforms?

Faggots.

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Big_Sam_Handwich 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm guessing it looks like a Milo Y. outfit?

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ModernKnight 42 points ago +42 / -0

It's happened to no less than six of my friends over the past decade. Four of the babies were completely healthy. One had extremely minor issues (as in no medical treatments required). The last required open-heart surgery at birth, but is a happy four year old now. He'll have to be careful about strenuous physical activity, but it's better than being blended.

Edit to add: all white, all Christian.

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wake_up33 2 points ago +2 / -0

My best friend was told her baby had no brain stem, and they could do an abortion that same day, no need to wait. Baby was born fine, and he ended up in the gifted program.

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wartooth6 32 points ago +33 / -1

My wife's aunt was told both of her children were ectopic in the womb, and they are born just fine. You're goddamn right it does happen.

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Chickapede 22 points ago +22 / -0

I was one such baby who doctors told my mother to kill because I'd be blind, deaf, dumb, retarded, sickly, stupid, if I even survived. This has contributed to my lifelong suspicion of doctors and their expertise. BTW i was her fourth child and she went on to have 3 more healthy children after me. None of us have been jabbed. Not even mom. Last I saw her she was calling her doctor a guinea pig for getting jabbed.

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DiamondsOnTheFloor 8 points ago +8 / -0

Glad you are here, fren.

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Big_Sam_Handwich 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like you have a good family there!

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Chickapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're the best.

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BasedCostanza91 21 points ago +21 / -0

Second and third opinions. Take them. Because a human life is on the line.

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HaitchElGee 11 points ago +11 / -0

I totally agree. Even without malevolent intent, doctors make mistakes way more often that they'd ever admit. Always, always, always ask for another doctor.

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LowKeyPede 15 points ago +15 / -0

Remember when doctors told women in central America and Florida to abort because of Zika??? How many did (a lot as I recall)? And how many babies were actually born outside Brazil with microcephaly following that scare? Not many.

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FrostedCricketFlakes 11 points ago +11 / -0

the mayo clinic one is a parody account, and both are now deleted.

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x79q3pb 4 points ago +4 / -0

Even so, I'm extremely sceptical that it would happen as per the fake Twitter post. A career doctor risking career and freedom that can all be unraveled by a second-opinion request. Seems highly highly unlikely.

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CrocodileBeers 4 points ago +4 / -0

I mean, I’m pretty sure you can’t just prescribe yourself weed.

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Lord_Kristopf 1 point ago +1 / -0

True. May have just been a tongue-and-cheek statement about simply buying and consuming some.

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seventysixdon 21 points ago +21 / -0

yeah, this bitch is fired then murdered if it was a real dr.

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seventysixdon 2 points ago +4 / -2

This comment makes me think you may have a couple braincells.

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have family that works at Mayo and I've seen screenshots of their behind the scenes HR training and sensitivity statements. They are definitely woke, definitely don't like white people, and also they keep a list of gay or tranny employees.

Why would they keep such a list? Well, My family member thinks its so mangers know not to fire them.

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not_the_nsa 4 points ago +4 / -0

this is a well-known parody account

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FrostedCricketFlakes 2 points ago +2 / -0

archived link is even better, since real ones mass delete their posts.

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kmillz 47 points ago +47 / -0

Imagine telling your doctor you're a Trump supporter, or talking politics with them at all in the first place.

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Dutch_Christian 18 points ago +18 / -0

I'm quite easy to recognize in the church of covid that is the Netherlands, since I do not wear masks.

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kmillz 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ah fair enough. I am surprised you are even allowed in without one. I don't wear one in most places but even where I am they are required in hospitals.

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TheBroodwich 11 points ago +11 / -0

My doc office asked me to wear two and I put them in my pocket and that was that. My doctor took his off when he saw I wasn't wearing one.

My dentist doesn't even try to ask.

My optometrist office, however, make mask nazi's look lax. It is fucking stupid how you need a rx to buy contact lenses.

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RegularAmerican 6 points ago +6 / -0

The dentist. Lol put your mask on to walk into the office to his chair then take off mask and they put 4 hands in your mouth and shoot saliva all over the room lol.

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stagolee 10 points ago +10 / -0

All you have to do is display one "wrong" opinion and you're a nazi trump supporter. They might overhear you say "Merry Christmas" or something, and that's all it takes.

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Parhelion12 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do you think it identifies me when I say, "Merry Christmas, you godless commie!"

Just curious.

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stagolee 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably. But what you never want them to hear you say is, "I'm proud of you, son" to your white child. They hate that. You're basically the worst person in the world at that point.

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Hades440 1 point ago +1 / -0

They probably figured it out when they answered "no." to "so you're here to get that thing aborted?"

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sleepy_bob_ross 19 points ago +20 / -1

This is just a liberal troll looking for outrage, don't fall for it.

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Hades440 3 points ago +3 / -0

The ones that are doing this shit still know better than to talk about it, but it should still make your skin crawl that they think and say things like this and think themselves morally superior.

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Belleoffreedom 19 points ago +19 / -0

This is business slander of the Mayo Clinic. It is a big bucks lawsuit. They should be notified.

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not_the_nsa 1 point ago +2 / -1

it's a parody account

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Youobeynow 6 points ago +6 / -0

CNN is a parody account of actual news, and look what the sandman did to them!

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ProphetOfKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rumor is he didn’t get as big of a payout as we thought he did.

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here2red 12 points ago +12 / -0

how does she know they are Trump supporters?

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JamesComey 19 points ago +19 / -0

They have jobs and insurance

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ModernKnight 12 points ago +12 / -0

They're white, pregnant, the father's in the picture, and they're not seeking abortions.

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K-Harbour 10 points ago +10 / -0

Trust doctors, like these, for a worldwide vaccination….

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Rerun1Central 6 points ago +6 / -0

We all know they are evil, doctors are more often than not just like these cunts.

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WorkoutEveryHour 5 points ago +5 / -0

These are fake accounts. Probably antifa scumbags.

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Chickapede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Even though this is a troll account and there is no Dr. Nifkin, the jerk has given Mayo's reputation a black eye. Mayo Clinic should be angrier.

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ColbyP 3 points ago +3 / -0

Signs somebody isn't a doctor: Publicly admitting to crimes that would literally get your license revoked for life and get you put in prison for up to 20 years.

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ProphetOfKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

While this is undoubtedly fake, there was a muzzy doctor that got the boot from her residency program and lost her license for bragging about giving Jews inferior treatment.

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Big_Sam_Handwich 2 points ago +2 / -0

Many of my clients are doctors. They are often not as smart as most people assume they are

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AnPrim 3 points ago +3 / -0

Stupid commie propaganda is stupid, and so are you for falling for it and promoting it.

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ColbyP 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also specifically claiming to work for the Mayo clinic is slander against them, so they'd have a case agaisnt this person who is attempting to ruin their reputation.

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DestroyerofCobwebs 3 points ago +3 / -0

True Facts: Both of these people are Baristas.

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BidensLegHairs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fake who you voted for isn’t ever brought up at doctors offices and if it was I’d get up and leave.

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SaltyNewMexico [S] 6 points ago +7 / -1

Ya, I have no receipts on this. I usually don't post unless I do. My doctor knows my political views from the shirts I wear. Last time I saw her she looked at my "deplorable" shirt and she said "you don't have to wear a mask while we are in this room, I read your t-shirt".

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BoughtByBloomberg2 3 points ago +3 / -0

You don't abort an ectopic pregnancy. You perform emergency surgery.

The fact it's fake doesn't really matter. The problem is that when they require something to cheer them up. They imagine harming others.

You cannot live with these people.

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Trumpymctrumpface 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol, looking at the second post. I don't think an actual medical professional would be @cocksailer

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Mayormm88 3 points ago +3 / -0

You guys need to really stop posting these shitty troll screen shots. There are countless number of troll accounts being used by foreign enemies to get us Americans outrage and divided. This forum seriously needs a crash course of spotting real and fake posts and news. It's getting ridicuolus seeing people getting bent of out shape over this bs.

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Quality 3 points ago +3 / -0

I suspect these are the same "medical experts" I see on CNN.

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JohnnySkidmarx 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wouldn't a doctor lose their license to practice for doing this? I call bs.

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AlphabetAgencyFags 2 points ago +2 / -0

I did a little research and fortunately this is a hoax, at least that is what it seems to be

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Greenhills 2 points ago +2 / -0

Paging Dr. Nifkin….

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MAGA_Argent_Crusade 2 points ago +2 / -0

I believe they do this. One time I went to get a haircut and like 4/7 to 5/7 of all men I am having some hair loss. I said don't make me look like Trump give me more of a Ted Cruz. She was like FINE. I'll give you a REPUBLICAN hair cut. Starts yanking my hair with a brush causing pain. I turned around and said I was KIDDING. She then remembered she was providing a service to a customer and forgot her blood lust.

These leftists are CRAZY and hate-filled.

Remember that movie where leftists were hunting Trump supporters on a ranch?

These people do want us dead.

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RachetQueen2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gee, I wonder if anyone has sent this to the Mayo Clinic?

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Hendrixdan57 2 points ago +2 / -0

Most of twitter is bot farms. Stop paying attention to twitter. Twitter is not real news they are bots pushing a narrative. Dont watch Twitter like you dont watch CNN.

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Joesshittydiaper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are doctors now asking for political affiliation from patients?

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Notme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mine did. Now I need a new doctor.

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magajew 2 points ago +2 / -0

Surely this will change Trump supporters minds. Absolutely retarded.

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hillaryforprison 2 points ago +2 / -0

EVIL

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d3plor4ble 2 points ago +2 / -0

this is fake

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Grond999 1 point ago +1 / -0

very fake. It is an IQ test.

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Me2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is from 2018 and there is no Dr Nifkin at the Mayo Clinic. They got an earful when this came out the first time 🤣

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krzyzowiec 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jokes on her. Antibiotics destroy mitochondria and gut function. Vitamins are preferable unless you are in a life threatening situation.

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Robert 1 point ago +1 / -0

Obvious Twitter bots are obvious.

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Lanklow 1 point ago +1 / -0

The name "diana thirst" alone is a pun. These tweets were obviously made by trolls.

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AmazinKrackin2 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is a place in hell for them. If true, awful.

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LorettasKankles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fake as fuck.

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dr_gonzo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh yes, because I'm entirely positive a bunch of conservative women just go have abortions on your say so, and entirely violate their deep religious convictions in the process. Derp

Another moron leftist who believes he's far more important and influential than he actually is. I doubt he's even a doctor, but assuming he is, no woman is just going to have an abortion when they feel entirely healthy, because some quack said their pregnancy was ectopic.

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dontdrinksoy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did these cunts get fired? Even if they're joking, they still deserve to be fired.

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HunterBidensPC 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sooooo medical malpractice and attempted murder-

Anyone gonna do something about this?

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Raizen7 1 point ago +1 / -0

lawsuit?

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IronCladChad 1 point ago +1 / -0

OP is just stirring the honeypot. Starting to glow

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Str16x 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why you gonna post clear troll accounts like this to make us look stupid?

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lsvogel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Report this Dr to the medical board!

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Yam_nation 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why does a sandwich sauce store have opinions on pregnancy???

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Bedminster 1 point ago +1 / -0

if you believe this you're as stupid as these fake posts.

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SoldierofKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

I want to find these people and put them I'm a wood chipper while they're still alive

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JustInTime2_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chinese bots. Viramins, as opposed to vitamins.