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posted ago by praise_lord_kek ago by praise_lord_kek +5554 / -1

So, I'm delivering a customer vehicle to a large dealership here in Phoenix. As I pull into the service drive, I'm met by a masked, and face shielded middle aged woman. I lower my window and before I can say anything I get asked "Do you have a mask?" I shook my head. " You have to wear a mask to be on the property. "

Dafuq. "I'm not coming inside, I'm just going to unload over there." I say, gesturing to the wide open area where vehicles are waiting to be worked on. "You have to wear a mask to be anywhere on the property."

"Okie dokie." I turned around, pulled out onto the highway, and pulled over at the side street bordering their dealership. I proceed to unload the disabled vehicle (doesn't run), and this Karen comes marching over with her questions. "What do you think you're doing? You can't leave it there."

"Ma'am, I'm complying with your policy. If you'd like, you can call another company and see if they'll come out and move this where it needs to go."

"I'M CALLING YOUR BOSS AND I'M GONNA HAVE YOU FIRED!!! THIS IS BULLSHIT. FUCK YOU."

I'm the owner. Call me all you want, I'm not firing myself.

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DinosOnNoahsArk 915 points ago +917 / -2

That's hilarious. When she said she's calling your boss, you should have said "OK, the number to him is on the side of my truck" and allowed her to call right then, only to see and hear your cell phone ring and you answer it and say "Hi!"

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praise_lord_kek [S] 586 points ago +586 / -0

In the 12 years since I started my business, I've only had 3 people actually call. Once, I was sitting on the couch watching Scrubs, and a furious person called and claimed that "one of your drivers just cut me off, flipped him off, and was swerving maliciously. " I looked out my window at my truck in the driveway and asked when it happened. "Just now!!!"

Ok, sure. How'd you get my number? "ITS ON THE SIDE OF THE FUCKING TRUCK!!!" Weird. My truck is sitting in my driveway and hasn't moved since last night, so try again.

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DinosOnNoahsArk 277 points ago +280 / -3

Two possibilities:

  • Somehow a mistake. Perhaps they got the name of the trucking company wrong and then looked up the number to the wrong company.
  • Fraud. A competitor is sending fraudulent calls your way to disrupt your business.
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StHeemeyerOfGranby 233 points ago +235 / -2

Or just a garden variety Karen, had her car towed by him recently and is still cunthurt about it. Made a bogus call to try to get OP in trouble not realizing OP was self employed. Yes, people are that petty.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 109 points ago +110 / -1

Indeed they are. I know a Karen who tried to get one of my friends fired because she dared to disagree with the Karen about mask mandates on social media. This is a small town and the Karen knew where she works, so she went to management with a bogus claim about her not wearing a mask while at work. Not a very smart method of attack since her manager works with her every day and knows that she wears a mask. Her manager actually told her about the complaint and who made it.

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johnparker 41 points ago +49 / -8

Fuck your friend for wearing a mask. If everyone quit their jobs the employers would stop forcing this. There is a fucking labor shortage and we all still have to take it in the ass because people comply with this bullshit.

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Hanging_Chad 26 points ago +29 / -3

I'm OK with their friend wearing a mask if their face is ugly

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JosephBlough 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is one of the insideous aspects of masking. For a while almost everyone around here (Phoenix) was wearing masks. Then almost everyone stopped. It turned out a lot of the women bartenders, etc. were not as cute as I had imagined.

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MocksFordComma 22 points ago +23 / -1

What happened to men? Men don't just "comply" ...

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STONKATRUCK 10 points ago +10 / -0

Funnier follow up is to just ignore the conversation all together. Simply don't respond as if you are a mute or ignore the comment altogether and talk about something else. You would be amazed how well this works.

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Hades440 -32 points ago +20 / -52

A real man knows how to pick his battles. You don't fight stupid people over stupid things, it never ends well.

 

I work in industrial plants. They require I wear safety shoes or I can't come in and work. Should I refuse to show them what a big man I am? They require I wear safety glasses or I can't come in and work. Should I refuse so they know I'm a real man? They require I wear hearing protection or I can't come in and work. I should probably throw a fit and refuse so they have no question that I'm a big boy, right? A lot of them require I wear hair and beard nets or I can't come in and work. Only a little pussy soy boy would do that; a man doesn't let people push him around, right?

So what's it matter if they add a mask to the list and I do it because it's a stupid piece of paper and it can't hurt me and I'm mature enough to not have a temper tantrum over a mask policy when I can just do my job and take it off when I leave?

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ImmuneResponse 6 points ago +10 / -4

You. I like you.

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SteelBallRun1890 4 points ago +7 / -3

So what do we do then? Just not work for a while?

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BeijingJoeHastoGo -8 points ago +2 / -10

Nah, just comply. Dumbfuck.

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Injustice 2 points ago +3 / -1

If everyone quit their jobs the world as we know would literally end and people would become insaner. We are having our very own technological dark age.

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Symko 6 points ago +7 / -1

You make an interesting point. One of the things about the Dark Ages that most are unaware of is that in other parts of Europe, cultures were going through a Renaissance. Apprenticeships and Cathedrals were being built and newer ideals were being implemented. We read about how bad it was and The Elites tell us how bad it was in England.

The same is true here. If the Elites wrote history today. The title would be. 'The Great Covid Crisis of '20's America. Unaware that a new dawn of Open Source tech is blossoming.

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johnparker 2 points ago +2 / -0

You assume they would stay "quit". I think if the whole mass went on strike this shit would turn around very quickly and people would get back to work in short order. Absent muzzles and clot shots.

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easyonthefiber 69 points ago +69 / -0

Totally upvoted for “cunthurt” and no other reason.

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STONKATRUCK 19 points ago +19 / -0

So she called to cuntsplain

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FactsOverFeelings 7 points ago +7 / -0

I use the term “twatsplain.”

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NavyGuy 3 points ago +3 / -0

We have the best nightcrew.

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R-A-T-S- 19 points ago +20 / -1

Well, they'll cut of their dick to try and force you call them a pretty woman when they look like steve bushemi had a child with rosie o'donald.

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Meddlesom 10 points ago +11 / -1

Hmm... the spawn of Steve Buschemi and Rosie O'Donald. I wonder if the rotund and swollen shape of one parent would cancel out the sunken and stickman shape of the other to produce an otherwise normal looking person.

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Amateurgynecologist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh God

I cant stop laughing

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 3 points ago +3 / -0

They'd probably have a smoking looking daughter.

3rd generation look out though.

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realPhantomFuck 16 points ago +17 / -1

The most plausible scenario

Bitch just wanted free or discounted services

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UndercoverCentipede 15 points ago +15 / -0

Cunthurt. See, this is why I come here - to broaden my vocabulary.

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JosephBlough 1 point ago +1 / -0

I see a lot of common acronyms and stuff there I don't get at all and wonder why they are necessary. But this is truly important!

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Upvotes4trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Most likely some asshole neighbor that doesn’t like seeing work trucks in peoples drive ways. Believe me there’s a lot of them out there

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Kekmanchoo 15 points ago +19 / -4

Eric Dubay is a faggot and a shill. Head on back over to the Great Awakening, bud.

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Kekmanchoo 6 points ago +8 / -2

We definitely don't live on a flying space ball, but the AE map is confirmed to be absolute bullshit and Dubay treats it as if it's gospel. Only shills are in the AE cult.

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prayinpede 1 point ago +3 / -2

Ae?

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Handshake1 5 points ago +6 / -1

Oh lawd it's the Jesus rode dinosaurs PIMP!!

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ImmuneResponse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good luck with your extra chromosome.

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BlitheringIdiot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know: The Lord just put them there to test our faith.

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russianbot4673 2 points ago +2 / -0

doesn't even make sense.

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Stuka_Ju87 10 points ago +11 / -1

I just watched some of this video and this guy is genuinely retarded.

You could use his same "arguments" to say that all human beings that are not currently alive never existed.

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Klown_Kutz 7 points ago +10 / -3

They're Qtards. Do not expect anything intelligent.

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Liberty_Prime 8 points ago +10 / -2

It's trolling. Do you think hard core flat earthers actually believe the Earth is flat?

They just want to argue an indefensable position.

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ProphetOfKek 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think it started that way, but the movement has either true believers or some fantastic actors.

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Stuka_Ju87 7 points ago +7 / -0

One of the "proofs" is that dinosaur skeletons can't be held together on their own in museums.

Let's forget they are actually fossils, but what animal bones connect together like Lego sets?

Maybe the video creator is a strict vegan and also mentally disabled?

But imagine believing that all animal and human bones don't need ligaments/muscles/meat that connects them together?

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Klown_Kutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh they're definitely mentally disabled.

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Klown_Kutz 3 points ago +5 / -2

Reported spam. Go back to the great potatoing with the other Qtards.

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WomenShouldntVote 107 points ago +109 / -2

I have my business info in my car and I let my elderly mother borrow it. I got a call from an irate lady who said my worker cut her off in a fast food parking lot. (Like I give a shit) I got the most serious voice I could muster and said “I am so sorry, this is the last straw. I’m calling her after we get off the phone and she is going to be terminated immediately. This isn’t the first time this has happened.” Then I hung up and went back to whatever I was doing.

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HorribleDeplorable 50 points ago +51 / -1

Don't enable them.

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FactsOverFeelings 45 points ago +45 / -0

Username checks out.

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TruthyBrat 18 points ago +21 / -3

Repeal the 19th.

u/WomenShouldntVote

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zigmund_fraud 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol.

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johnrambo 5 points ago +5 / -0

No woman should sufferage

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Howabsolutelydareu 4 points ago +5 / -1

Women put Trump in office.

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UpTrump 9 points ago +10 / -1

But if women didn't vote, Trump would've won by a tremendous margin

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realPhantomFuck 12 points ago +12 / -0

Based

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JAMsGhost 6 points ago +7 / -1

Well they shouldn't.

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zooty 13 points ago +13 / -0

Should have added some stuff about you were already close to firing her for taking too much time off to look after her disabled daughter or something.

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BidensButtWiper 5 points ago +6 / -1

Based username

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NavyGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek

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Corporal_Joe_Bauers 35 points ago +35 / -0

Strangely, I have had this same thing happen. We do not even have trucks, and yet we get driver complaints.

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michelleobama22 20 points ago +21 / -1

god bless you to the 10th degree

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LindaSarsourCunt 19 points ago +22 / -3

Not the point of your story, but Scrubs was a great show.

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dml2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Was here to make this comment. Scrubs still rocks

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elcomedian 2 points ago +2 / -0

The one with Brenden Frazier dying was weird

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dml2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is as specific as it is accurate 😂

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BurtMcGirt 7 points ago +7 / -0

Genius!

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Panopticon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Control.exe fault

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Kekistan69 4 points ago +4 / -0

Its small stands everyday like this that make a difference and what we are all called to do. Nice job pede

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Buck_Fiden 3 points ago +4 / -1

"Hi, cunt."

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debmaxlola 212 points ago +212 / -0

We will not comply is the only way to win.

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 76 points ago +76 / -0

Well, it's the nice way, but not the only way.

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yudsfpbc 8 points ago +10 / -2

We only need the other way when they use physical force and violence to impede our freedoms.

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ApexVeritas 18 points ago +18 / -0

They're already doing that. The government uses force, or threat of force, to infringe upon our liberties.

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Pinochet_Was_Right 18 points ago +18 / -0

Become ungovernable

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ThisIsHowItStarts 125 points ago +125 / -0

I live in Arizona what dealership was it. These people have lost their minds. I go to the dealership all the time over here in Tempe but we don’t have that problem.

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AnEndgamePawn 54 points ago +55 / -1

I'm almost positive I know which one it is, being right next to the highway is a big clue. My guess is it's right off I-17 and not the I-10. Am I wrong OP?

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praise_lord_kek [S] 61 points ago +61 / -0

It's in Chandler actually.

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Tourend 65 points ago +65 / -0

I'm a truck driver (reefer) and the Walmart DC just south of there in Casa Grande refused to unload me without a vaccine card or mask. Arizona is worse than a lot of California right now.

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praise_lord_kek [S] 58 points ago +60 / -2

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS??

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Tourend 1 point ago +2 / -1

Dead serious. Carrier I'm leased onto had me just drop trailer at a storage place in phoenix so another driver could deliver.

I've been to a couple dozen Walmart DCs and this is the only place it's happened at so far. Think it was one deranged general manager. I was far from the only truck turned around that night.

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trump_2077 1 point ago +1 / -0

WTAF

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EatMyBallsAmerican 12 points ago +12 / -0

Hay rode, are all the walmarts asking for papers? And what other big names are asking truckers for papers? What do you do when they reject you?

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NuclearPoweredChevy 22 points ago +22 / -0

Not all Walmarts. I never heard of this policy and never once asked a truck driver to wear a mask or see a vax card. People love to make up rules, like no recording in stores, that aren't actual Walmart policy.

I wish I was there to tell the employee to pound sound.

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EatMyBallsAmerican 8 points ago +8 / -0

The reason why i ask me and my brother just started our own trucking company, was curious what you independent contractors were doing with the covid FAGGGGGOTs that want to push there faggotry on you such as masks, temperature checks, and papers.

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NuclearPoweredChevy 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm not an independent contractor but I am familiar with Walmart policies and other retailers. The DC employee would be coached or fired. Nobody has time to play stupid games.

I highly recommend that you get yourself a dashcam and a chest mounted go pro. You won't need it 95% of the time but the 5% you do need it will end up paying for the camera equipment and more. Especially if you do home deliveries.

People will try to screw you when you least expect it and pulling out the memory card is going to be your best move against them.

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Husky 2 points ago +2 / -0

How much does it cost to startup a trucking company?

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Konsaki 7 points ago +7 / -0

"So, you're 'refusing delivery' of the load?"

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thisguy883 3 points ago +3 / -0

So what happened to the load? Do you just leave the trailer there and drive off?

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that_sound 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ford or Chevy?

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Mateyproductions 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t tell it was Penske… I thought he was based? He met Trump at White House. I worked at Penske in NS for 5years.

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GeneticsGuy 9 points ago +9 / -0

I live in liberal Tucson and the dealerships haven't lost their minds here either.

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CandyCoated45 123 points ago +123 / -0

BRAVO!!!!!

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1st_Covfefe 103 points ago +103 / -0

I'd buy you a round if I was still in AZ. I had a neighbor that was a tow truck driver the local cops called hip flapjack because he scooped up wrecks faster than a guy making flapjacks.

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Dystopiaslayer 52 points ago +56 / -4

tow truck drivers are the real heroes

i think they have a more honorable and worthier job than all those sewer rats in DC and in all 50 state capitals combined

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FireannDireach 30 points ago +30 / -0

Most of the tow dudes I've ever dealt with were cool, decent guys, except one who was a raging, gaping asshole - but peoples is peoples - sometimes you draw a bad one.

I'd hate to do the job. Sure, you get clients like me who just need a tow, and aren't needy or rude - but those guys have to do repos. In the hood. Fuck that.

I recall a YT channel from a business that constantly had to have cars towed from their alley, because they were close to clubs and restaurants, and the trucks seemed to work all night - those guys were good, getting cars out of tight spaces in an alley, fast. The videos of the asshole people showing up with their cars gone was priceless.

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Dons_Johnson 13 points ago +13 / -0

https://www.youtube.com/user/gtoger

That's who you're thinking of. I've lost hours to that youtube channel.

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FireannDireach 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's the one!

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Covfefeandcream 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol Yea I went down a rabbit hole a while back watching all the videos. I loved the sound effects. Time for me to catch up on the latest videos

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trump_2077 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn straight. FUCK that website for retarded autoplay and dumb shite INTRO FX the fuck is that bs KEK

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NavyGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is great

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MrHarryReems 2 points ago +2 / -0

I drove a 3 car carrier when I was in my late teens. Was definitely a raging asshole.

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ChrisTheSoberITGuy 11 points ago +12 / -1

Yup I once dumped my motorcycle and broke the clutch handle off, couldn't get it to bump start and had no way to shift.

Hero tow truck driver helped me load my bike onto his flatbed and let me ride in the cab, which our fascist dem governor tried to ban during the first lockdowns. He didn't give a shit.

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refresco 4 points ago +5 / -1

Fuck those predatory scumbags. Towing is a racket.

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Bubbahax 5 points ago +5 / -0

The guys that have contracts with the city are definitely scum. $300 a day payable in cash, no cards or checks. Nobody carries that kind of cash around. If you don't pay they lock your vehicle down in their gravel lot and charge you more for the next day.

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refresco 3 points ago +4 / -1

Faggots siphoned my tank too.

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thisisatestof2 88 points ago +89 / -1

Imagine being afraid of someone outside hundreds of feet away from you not wearing a mask. Cloud world.

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praise_lord_kek [S] 146 points ago +147 / -1

I stopped at a Loves truck stop in NM for fuel. As I'm climbing out of my truck, the overhead PA is blaring "DRIVER IN PUMP 18 YOU HAVE TO WEAR A MASK. PUT ON YOUR MASK. " I gave them a thumbs up and a smile. Climbed back in and took my thirsty truck down the road to Flying J.

God I hate New Mexico.

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penguinjay1212 32 points ago +33 / -1

fuckin faggots bro, glad you show them how much they suck ass, but I like to make a scene as well, I usually leave something that can't be forgotten

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Coprolite 34 points ago +34 / -0

Like a ziplock bag with small holes poked in it an filled with hydraulic cement flushed down the shitter?

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PrairieRaine88 14 points ago +14 / -0

oddly specific there aren't we? lol.

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Coprolite 6 points ago +6 / -0

I can be vindictive when provoked.

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NavyGuy 4 points ago +4 / -0

🤣

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Be_Banned 4 points ago +4 / -0

Plus one for the username

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FactsOverFeelings 3 points ago +3 / -0

Username checks out.

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geckogreen 21 points ago +21 / -0

My move has been to open a product in the store. Sometimes I even start eating it. That way they are forced to let me pay without a mask or I get free product. Most of the time I end up with free product.

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FactsOverFeelings 7 points ago +7 / -0

THIS👆🏼 BECOME UNGOVERNABLE!

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TonsOfSalt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, this is good

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Jakethejackpot 4 points ago +4 / -0

They need to be shamed. It won't stop otherwise.

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Lurking-My-Life-Away 27 points ago +27 / -0

I just moved out of NM. It's a completely retarded state.

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PorchLightOn 6 points ago +6 / -0

Right behind you; trying to do research, and schedule some trips to other states.

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Lurking-My-Life-Away 8 points ago +8 / -0

Good luck! Texas seemed quite normal but I've been surprised by the number of vaccine zombies here.

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FactsOverFeelings 5 points ago +5 / -0

You chose Austin. You chose poorly.

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Lurking-My-Life-Away 1 point ago +1 / -0

Surprisingly no. I didn't. Which is actually why I was quite surprised by how many were compliant with government dictates. Maybe I just haven't met the right people yet?

It just isn't as hard right leaning as the location I left. However, the state politics are noticeably more conservative which makes the overall experience much better.

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PorchLightOn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks! Love the people in Texas, lived there previously, and it's definitely on the list. We'll find some place with a warm climate and based neighbors. This is a beautiful state in some ways, but the trends here are not good.

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Bubbahax 5 points ago +5 / -0

TN is based, once you get outside of Memphis.

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becky21k1 4 points ago +5 / -1

All the TN cities have huge diversity problems.

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PorchLightOn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you. We're looking at TN also. I try to pay attention to comments here, and I've seen TN mentioned favorably.

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Bubbahax 3 points ago +3 / -0

No mask mandates that I know of anywhere in the state now that Shelby county has dropped theirs (not that anyone was wearing them anyway). Vax mandates are illegal. You don't need a permit to carry a gun. TN salaries are lower than average but cost of living is one of the cheapest in the US. My house is paid off and my monthly bills are less than $1000 for a family of five.

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NavyGuy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Consider Idaho or Tennessee. Aside from the big cities Michigan is actually pretty good too.

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TruthyBrat 14 points ago +14 / -0

A Loves in my world just had a Buc-ee's go in across the street. Their business will take a hit from truckers avoiding the car traffic.

Based on your anecdote, they deserve it.

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praise_lord_kek [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

We need Buc-ees here in AZ. They have amazing saltine crackers and beef jerky.

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macrolinx 7 points ago +7 / -0

don't forget the cleanest bathrooms in the west. And damn if those beaver nuggets and overbites aren't tasty too!

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OldSchool2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love Buc ees!

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thisisatestof2 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's that a Loves policy or does NM have a mask mandate? I live in the deep blue North East and only a few towns/cities still have mask mandates.

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praise_lord_kek [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

I never bothered to check. Didn't mean that much to me to take my business elsewhere.

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VA-Pede 9 points ago +9 / -0

The Love's a few miles from me has never required anything, so I'd guess it's just some Karen.

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PorchLightOn 7 points ago +7 / -0

We do have a mask mandate here in NM; anybody two years old and up is required to wear a mask in indoor public settings, except when eating and drinking. But the mandate also says that businesses can also impose "more stringent requirements," so that must be what Love's is doing?

The current mask mandate goes through Dec 10. I'm sure our insane governor will extend it far into the future, because she's hysterical over the case numbers.

We're in the process of deciding where to move.

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thisisatestof2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Damn. That makes CT look sane. Once Lord Fauchi said once jabbed you don't need a diaper in May, CT dropped almost all mandates and fully reopened. Face diapers are only required in schools and health care.

However they did allow towns/cities to impose indoor mandates sometime in August, but very few did and most dropped them after people realized they could go one town over and have no mandate and business in said towns suffered as a result. New Haven will still cling to their mask mandate forever it seems.

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PorchLightOn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here, I suspect the more rural parts of NM (smaller cities) are better about not enforcing the stupid mask mandate. I live in one of the larger cities, and it's pretty much Mask World here. We did have a few months of freedom, as I recall, but then they reimposed the mandate. Masks are required in the gyms too. I hate that.

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DroppsaDuece 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here in Albuquerque and Corrales more and more places dgaf, people working in the stores (small businesses) aren’t wearing masks at all or are wearing them on their chins. Seeing more of that every day.

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PorchLightOn 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm really glad to hear that. The only place I've seen here in Cruces with a clear dgaf attitude is a gun shop (no masks at all) but I keep thinking people will get fed up. Feels like this mask mandate has gone on forever. I think Lujan enjoys her "Strict Mommy" governing style (reminds me of Whitmer...)

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HiddenDekuScrub 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can confirm, in New Mexico and the masks are clearly not going anywhere. I love my homeland but hate my governor.

I almost never go out in public anymore and just order my groceries. I let my kid play with his cousins or take him to Grandma's, or I invite friends and relatives over for dinner and socialization. I already worked at home before things blew up.

Here the local grassroots meme is "NO MLG!" It makes the local reddits squeal and squirm. (Not that I reddit anymore.)

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PorchLightOn 2 points ago +2 / -0

I understand! We're retired and have let ourselves get too isolated here (not a good idea, and we're gonna fix that in our next home.) It's frustrating to watch our tax dollars go for Lujan Grisham's legislation. Increasing crime worries us too. There are good people here, and I will always love the desert. If we were a few decades younger, we might stick it out and try to help turn the tide back to sanity. I still hope that happens, in time!

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ENormaStitz 2 points ago +3 / -1

Masks kill. They suffocate you when you are exercising and your body is screaming for oxygen.

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DoNotStep 1 point ago +1 / -0

I saw some idiot on the stair climber at the gym the other day in a mask. She was trying to read a textbook but I doubt any of it sank in.

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ApexVeritas 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is it law in New Mexico that businesses can enforce rules in parking lots? Here in Texas parking lots are free reign for conceal carry laws regardless of what the business wants enforced in their building.

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HiddenDekuScrub 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who knows? I've never had someone come down on me for getting gas maskless. I think that loves was just being moronic.

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PorchLightOn 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can have a firearm in your vehicle, but NM doesn't seem to have a clear law written specifically for guns and parking lots like Texas and some other forward-thinking states do.

I never have a mask while buying gas, with no problems. Loves deserves to lose business, if that's their attitude.

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ApexVeritas 3 points ago +3 / -0

If Loves is pushing it as company policy in their parking lots, then I agree. If it's a specific mask commie enforcing their petty tyranny on others, they deserve to be called out and fired.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 58 points ago +59 / -1

They aren't afraid, they just love being authoritarian cunts. I know cunts just like this. They are the same people who turned their neighbors in for hiding Jews in Nazi occupied Europe.

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I_trigger_faggots 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nothing to do with fear. It's all about the power trip.

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IntergalacticWalrus 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s not really that. They’re just power tripping.

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Badfinz_FL 72 points ago +72 / -0

Awesome. Well done sir

More of this needs to start happening

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Barack-Obama2 56 points ago +65 / -9

You read this and just know that OP has a nice, thick cock and knows how to use it.

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HFCornspiracy 43 points ago +43 / -0

Wtf?

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KickingPugilist 61 points ago +61 / -0

Thanks Obama

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penguinjay1212 14 points ago +14 / -0

Finally it is relevant again. More than ever. Thanks Obama.

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consumptiveballerina 9 points ago +9 / -0

He's an expert.

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TruthyBrat 10 points ago +10 / -0

LOL, he gets me too, then I'm LOL when I realize who it is.

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Plashler 9 points ago +9 / -0

username

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HFCornspiracy 11 points ago +11 / -0

Got it. Read the comment and replied immediately, failing to check the username first. Barry's comments have made me chuckle more than once, ya got me this time, bathhouse

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 2 points ago +3 / -1

Same! Fucking bathhouse Barry swooping in for yet another unsuspecting win.

u/Barack-Obama2: "GOT'EEM!"

I love this place :D

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Joesshittydiaper 17 points ago +17 / -0

Don't let Big Mike hear you talk that way.

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FireannDireach 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oh, Barry.

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OldSchool2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Enough Barry, shouldn't you be playing grab ass with Big Mike?

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DoNotStep 1 point ago +1 / -0

But is it thicker than Michael's?

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Palmertabs 64 points ago +64 / -0

This is awesome. This is why you go into business for yourself people.

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SilverStarv5 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rich Dad, Poor Dad

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TheMadManDidItAgain 37 points ago +37 / -0

It's policy

Means absolutely nothing.

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Plashler 31 points ago +31 / -0

It means "now I get to be the bully!"

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glasses2020 6 points ago +7 / -1

It means they can't call the cops on you for not wearing a mask.

But they can call the cops on you for not leaving the property when they ask you to.

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vicentezo04 48 points ago +48 / -0

Who the fuck still wears masks in AZ. I was at a Home Depot in Mesa where some guy was masked in the checkout line. His friend told him to "just take that shit off".

Edit: Should have told Karen to just put that bitch in neutral and push it herself. Tell her exercise protects against COVID.

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Musicbymuzak 17 points ago +17 / -0

If it's the kind of Karen I'm imagining, she's a fat lumpy bitch who's fupa is so big she has trouble getting in and out of the car, so she wouldn't be able to even get it rolling

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newuser999 9 points ago +9 / -0

Exactly. I also live in phx and no one cares about masks except for the libs in dt phx. Last week when I was at home depot there was a guy who had a shirt that said "the media is the virus" lmao

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LiquidSun 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm in Gilbert. Guy came into my work wearing a shirt that said "Communism Is The Final Variant"

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MelGibson2 5 points ago +5 / -0

"the media is the virus"

Ain't that the truth.

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 34 points ago +36 / -2

Truck drivers will be the ones to save this country

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GenericInsult 29 points ago +29 / -0

Womp Womp

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commiedestroyer 26 points ago +26 / -0

glorious. well done!

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RegularAmerican 24 points ago +25 / -1

I have a hard time you wouldn't have taken this glorious opportunity to snap a picture for us to see. But I understand because in a heated moment you're not always thinking on "how can I make this a spicy post?"

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praise_lord_kek [S] 41 points ago +41 / -0

I do apologize. It wasn't until I got to the Quiktrip that I had opportunity to pull out my phone. If I head back that way and the car is still there, I'll snap a picture.

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Okieshartpostdoke 42 points ago +42 / -0

The car is probably still there cuz it isn't wearing a mask

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praise_lord_kek [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

Someone around Apache Junction made an enormous facsimile of a mask for his truck. Looks just like a medical type mask but 100x bigger.

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Granny_git_yer_gun 2 points ago +2 / -0

I used to live there back in the day...Hear it's the meth capitol of the state now. A real shame...Love the Supes.

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Meddlesom 6 points ago +6 / -0

...and just like that, those stupid leather car bras made a comeback, rebranded as a covid mask.

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RegularAmerican 4 points ago +4 / -0

I totally beleive you. Like I said most people don't consider everything a good internet post at the time.

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Bigjay 2 points ago +2 / -0

If the car is still there. Print a huge photo of yourself. Stick next to the car,. And well,. Caption... I did that..

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pray4peace4 21 points ago +21 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Perfect!

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FinkleisEinhorn 19 points ago +19 / -0

This is how it's done. The Germ game ends and people stop playing along.Period

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JoeBidensDementia1 18 points ago +18 / -0

I'm not firing myself

Please, for all that is still good in this world, record her call to your business. Then, play like you the employer and you the employee are different people.

Take her call. Let her know it'll be recorded. Go from there.

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NazisWereSocialist 19 points ago +20 / -1

“Yeah, ma’am I’m sorry but our company has a strict policy of not promoting authoritarian propaganda, which definitely includes not wearing it on our faces”

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Kyle-Them-All 18 points ago +25 / -7

lol. stupid fucking white boomer women are the worst.

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AnadroJ 23 points ago +26 / -3

??

Black women at the airport wear pajamas and flip-flops like they own the place. That is just fucking pure degeneracy and they're allowed to get away with being fat slobs because they're black and women.

Women are just horrible people, why do you think they hate each other so much?

But carry on, keep blaming White people.

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Meddlesom 20 points ago +21 / -1

It's true. Black women are the worst women in the known universe. They have the shittiest attitudes, the shittiest personalities, they raise shitty children, and always grow out, not up.

I had to vote against a black girl I went to school with for 12 years, she was running for schoolboard. She had EVERY fucking opportunity. Came from a black family that stayed together, great parents, good people, father was a police captain, she was pretty and well liked and people around here were never racist toward them, even though blacks were like 2% of the population of the city at the time. Her parents retired to Florida and left her their house.

Fast forward to today, she's a rotund bitch, shitty black personality, shitty black attitude, raised shitty black children by herself, and she wants CRT taught in school. She acts like she raised in the ghetto.

Community said fuck no.

So people may think white liberal women are horrible, but the only reason they think that is because there are more of them and they haven't really met black women before.

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mustangjayyyme 13 points ago +14 / -1

See this is what I don't get? No one has any decency anymore. Husband asks me why I change before we go anywhere....and it's because I hold myself to a higher standard than what I want to wear around the house. I don't like to look like a lazy bum when I go out. But guess I'm the only one. I hate those nasty slider shoes every homeless looking mother fucker wears. I don't even like flip flops. I legit put actual shoes on before I leave the house most times. Unless it's hot as shit because Texas.

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Bubbahax 7 points ago +8 / -1

I never wear shoes around the house. My momma's from Arkansas so I come by this hillbilly tendency honestly. Since I work from home these days, I sometimes go weeks without wearing shoes.

The other day I was getting ready for church. Got dressed, grabbed my keys, gathered up the kids, and walked to the car. Then realized that I should probably put shoes on, lol.

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Gabbs1212 1 point ago +1 / -0

The MOMENT i get home from work, the shoes are gone! unless there is snow on the ground, (or i'm on the tractor...safety afte all) there are no shoes on my feet. drives my wife crazy.

Rednecks north of the mason-dixon too!

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trump_2077 1 point ago +1 / -0

ROFL tf u smokin with that BATSHITE MATE! :D

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FactsOverFeelings 2 points ago +2 / -0

And they vote.

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M-m-m-my-corona 2 points ago +2 / -0

GBTI

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BidensButtWiper 1 point ago +4 / -3

More than likely a nîggër millennial since boomers don't bother wearing fucking masks.

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yourheadasplode 17 points ago +17 / -0

This is pretty crazy in Phoenix. I live here and almost nobody wears a mask. Every once in a while I'll see one in the grocery store or something, but by-and-large, they're not a thing here. I have never been asked to put on a mask, aside from Sky Harbor.

Edit: I'm also glad to hear you didn't fire yourself.

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HeavyVetting 11 points ago +11 / -0

Everyone in places with mask and vaccine mandates is sorry to hear all of you died from COVID months ago. If only you trusted the science. /s

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Rekot24 7 points ago +7 / -0

This week I've noticed quite a few more masks here in Phoenix. News got everyone all scared of omi and wearing masks again. Damn sheep gonna sheep.

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trump_is_lord 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was at a Costco earlier here in AZ. I'm definitely seeing more masks this week, too.

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00Gonzo 16 points ago +16 / -0

😂😂😂😂

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Landslide_2020 16 points ago +16 / -0

Good for you.

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SALTYBALLS 15 points ago +15 / -0

Love it!

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mehemson 15 points ago +15 / -0

You make me proud! Well done!

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Magastreammedia 14 points ago +14 / -0

Lol fucking love it

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nachosamplerREBORN 13 points ago +13 / -0

The only mistake here was letter her know you were the boss. You should have let her call and listened (as a boss should to a customer complaint) and then told her.

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Centipedealicious 12 points ago +12 / -0

He never told her.

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RocketSprocket 5 points ago +5 / -0

Your attention to punctuation is starting to pay off.

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Centipedealicious 4 points ago +4 / -0

At least I have that going for me…

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RocketSprocket 4 points ago +4 / -0

which is nice.

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Gadbous 13 points ago +13 / -0

You need to name names.....

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HughJasske 13 points ago +13 / -0

LOL BOOM!

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praise_lord_kek [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PAY MY MORTGAGE??

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IvotedforTrumptwice 6 points ago +6 / -0

This post is funny but you really need to post which business this is so we can give them high regards on Yelp or google. They deserve it.

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praise_lord_kek [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

I thought about it, and have decided against it for now. I'm not willing to torch a business over the actions of one Karen. If this becomes a recurring problem, I will happily post it up. I frequently drop at this dealership and have NEVER had problems before. I've left a message for the service manager including my name, number, email address and my business. If they reach out, I will direct them to this thread and let them handle it from there.

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ChocolateEvryday 4 points ago +4 / -0

Glad you're being fair. Some family has a business and you wouldn't believe the stupidity employees do when the boss isn't around.

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Lad_status_wewd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Didn't you know mortgages are only for evil overlords who sit on thrones of disposable cash?

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RedditSucksChinaPoo 12 points ago +12 / -0

Thank you sir! The tyranny ends when we all do not comply.

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Gmelindag 11 points ago +11 / -0

Last February I decided I am not a communist and will not play the game!

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LindaSarsourCunt 10 points ago +10 / -0

You really should fire yourself, then rehire yourself, and then throw a company Christmas party, and then send her a post card giving her the bird.

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keeptherepublic100 10 points ago +10 / -0

Omfg love it. You know dam well they are vaxxed and boostered as well. 🤡🌎

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Pede 8 points ago +8 / -0

And you know because they'll be sure to tell you in the first minute of any conversation. Also if they are a nurse or teacher.

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MadMaxUSMC 10 points ago +10 / -0

You measurably improved my day with this. Good job brother!

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JoseyMontana 10 points ago +10 / -0

yeah fuck you too KAren fastso

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electricboogaloo 10 points ago +10 / -0

We need more of “I’m the owner. I’m not firing myself” in this country. Well done sir.

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Trumpdidit 10 points ago +10 / -0

That's the way, one ass-hat at a time.

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belil569 9 points ago +9 / -0

Get this all the time. My own company. If you don't like the way I do business then fuck off.

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Baconb_breakfast 9 points ago +9 / -0

This just made my day!

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Luvs_2_Bop 9 points ago +9 / -0

You made my day you beautiful Pede bastard!!!

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PopMaca 8 points ago +10 / -2

GIVE US THE NAME of that place to spam them with 1 star reviews

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Truglow 8 points ago +8 / -0

You sir are a real American!👍

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OrangeElvis 7 points ago +7 / -0

You just made my day. This makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Thank you!

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RedFoxOnFire 7 points ago +7 / -0

You, sir, are an absolute Legend.

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UncleTrumpsBand 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is the way

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Shakakka99 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fuck yeah, man. Right on.

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charlesthehammer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bravo sir

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MyAuntFanny 5 points ago +5 / -0

Brilliant!

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DaveMastor 5 points ago +5 / -0

Based

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BurtMcGirt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Love it!