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posted ago by praise_lord_kek ago by praise_lord_kek +5554 / -1

So, I'm delivering a customer vehicle to a large dealership here in Phoenix. As I pull into the service drive, I'm met by a masked, and face shielded middle aged woman. I lower my window and before I can say anything I get asked "Do you have a mask?" I shook my head. " You have to wear a mask to be on the property. "

Dafuq. "I'm not coming inside, I'm just going to unload over there." I say, gesturing to the wide open area where vehicles are waiting to be worked on. "You have to wear a mask to be anywhere on the property."

"Okie dokie." I turned around, pulled out onto the highway, and pulled over at the side street bordering their dealership. I proceed to unload the disabled vehicle (doesn't run), and this Karen comes marching over with her questions. "What do you think you're doing? You can't leave it there."

"Ma'am, I'm complying with your policy. If you'd like, you can call another company and see if they'll come out and move this where it needs to go."

"I'M CALLING YOUR BOSS AND I'M GONNA HAVE YOU FIRED!!! THIS IS BULLSHIT. FUCK YOU."

I'm the owner. Call me all you want, I'm not firing myself.

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penguinjay1212 32 points ago +33 / -1

fuckin faggots bro, glad you show them how much they suck ass, but I like to make a scene as well, I usually leave something that can't be forgotten

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Coprolite 34 points ago +34 / -0

Like a ziplock bag with small holes poked in it an filled with hydraulic cement flushed down the shitter?

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PrairieRaine88 14 points ago +14 / -0

oddly specific there aren't we? lol.

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Coprolite 6 points ago +6 / -0

I can be vindictive when provoked.

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NavyGuy 4 points ago +4 / -0

🤣

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Be_Banned 4 points ago +4 / -0

Plus one for the username

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FactsOverFeelings 3 points ago +3 / -0

Username checks out.

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geckogreen 21 points ago +21 / -0

My move has been to open a product in the store. Sometimes I even start eating it. That way they are forced to let me pay without a mask or I get free product. Most of the time I end up with free product.

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FactsOverFeelings 7 points ago +7 / -0

THIS👆🏼 BECOME UNGOVERNABLE!

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TonsOfSalt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, this is good

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Jakethejackpot 4 points ago +4 / -0

They need to be shamed. It won't stop otherwise.