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WakingKnowledge 17 points ago +17 / -0

They never had Hellmann's mayonnaise!

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South_Florida_Guy [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Or Duke's!

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WakingKnowledge 6 points ago +6 / -0

They never got grape juice either. They got grape drink with no grapes!! They get fucked by their own party and still vote for them!

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Fenlandlad 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's specifically called purple drank.

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WakingKnowledge 2 points ago +2 / -0

I will have to take your word for it.

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Choomguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Purple zurp!

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

sizzurp!

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Sylvester1212 3 points ago +3 / -0

Both Dukes and Hellmann's are in my fridge.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Dukes of Mayonnaise

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably Miracle Whip.

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WakingKnowledge 1 point ago +1 / -0

that is not mayo. that is the point. that stuff tastes like shit.

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Apersonofinterest 13 points ago +13 / -0

I remember Miracle Whip from when I was a kid. I started using mayo when I grew up and forgot all about it but then one day decided to buy some on a whim (I was stoned okay?) and it tastes like sugary shit. Threw the rest in the trash.

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South_Florida_Guy [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's MAYBE only good for making macaroni salad and that's about it.

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

But it's low-fat!

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IvermectinWorks 8 points ago +8 / -0

Blacks love Miracle Whip. They can't live without it.

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South_Florida_Guy [S] 7 points ago +8 / -1

That shit is nasty, but it's cheaper than real mayo!

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IvermectinWorks 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, I think it's nasty too.

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Deplora 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love Miracle Whip and hate mayo. And my skin is almost as white as Miracle Whip.

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DrCowboyPresident 5 points ago +5 / -0

You can't say you hate Mayo if you've never tried Duke's

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Deplora 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can too!

I hate mayo and I've never tried Duke's.

I just love that awesome free speech thingy that our awesome Founding Fathers put in our Constitution.

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DrCowboyPresident 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nobody is stopping you from being ignorant and proud of it. You do you

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South_Florida_Guy [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

I am disturbed by you.

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Deplora 2 points ago +2 / -0

I sense that you are easily disturbed :)

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sometimes people are just wrong. I've learned to live with it.

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BidensButtWiper 0 points ago +2 / -2

Miracle Whip is way better than mayo.

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Gatorade is better than water."

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IvermectinWorks 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yuck! Dukes all the way!

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BidensButtWiper 1 point ago +2 / -1

Never heard of it. But you can't beat the tangy zip of miracle whip

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Bobo_Rodriguez 6 points ago +6 / -0

I live on the beach in a third world shithole and I would KILL for a big jar of Dukes.

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JimEagle76 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or maybe because mayo is white?

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amarie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Right?! Duke's is kind've yellow though.

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2008RonPaul2012 3 points ago +3 / -0

I used to work with a hood monkey who used to talk about mayonnaise. He also talked a lot about white people's "stringy hurr"

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NvJohansson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Black cooking.... nah, ill pass.

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Forbidden_outcast 3 points ago +3 / -0

There probably some truth to this.

But I HATED mayo as a kid, too. If you ever get even just a bite in the wrong place at the wrong time….. with too much mayo on it, it can turn you away for a very long time- maybe even forever.

People who hate mayo are not silent about it- everyone has to know.

People who hate catsup will make fun of you if you like it.

People who like mustard think they have superior taste.

This is just my lifelong experience of dealing with various everyday condiments and feeding people.

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South_Florida_Guy [S] 7 points ago +8 / -1

Also, only communists put ketchup (not catsup!) on a hot dog. It's MUSTARD.

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Forbidden_outcast 3 points ago +3 / -0

I put chili and onions. I hope that doesn’t make me commie! And I agree with the ketchup spelling. I had a flashback earlier to the first embarrassing time I was shown that it was not, in fact….. spelled k-e-t-c-h-u-p!

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South_Florida_Guy [S] 5 points ago +6 / -1

Acceptable toppings for hot dogs

-Mustard

-Chili

-Chopped onions (uncooked or grilled/sautéed)

-Sauerkraut

NOT acceptable:

-Ketchup

I had a GF once that liked mayo on hot dogs.....YUCK!

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Winter_bow_huntress 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol I put mayo on hotdogs and it’s delicious 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

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deplorablepepe4 2 points ago +2 / -0

I give my wife grief everytime she puts ketchup on her hotdogs, but it seams fair cause I put BBQ sauce on my icecream.

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South_Florida_Guy [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

You're both monsters

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Long_time_lurker 2 points ago +2 / -0

You haven't been to Sao Paulo, have you? Imagine getting mashed potatoes, corn, peas or those tiny french-fry like potato shavings on your hot dog.

Just hope they don't try using catupiry. That stuff is nasty.

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South_Florida_Guy [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wrigley Field in Chicago (I imagine many places around Chicago in general) has a bunch of weird hot dog topping options.

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becky21k1 -1 points ago +1 / -2

She liked mayo on hotdogs.

The joke kind of writes itself here don't you think?

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South_Florida_Guy [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know! But she actually did, first and only person I ever met who did that.

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Braineack 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's only not mayo because of the reduced oil content below 65%. Fwiw, all jared mayo is trash.

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Liberty4All 1 point ago +1 / -0

Homemade mayo is the bomb. But it doesn't keep, and I can only use a fraction of a batch before I have to pitch the rest. It's just wasteful.

So I use the jarred stuff unless I am making something special that requires a lot of mayo. Then it is worth making the homemade stuff.

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Winter_bow_huntress 2 points ago +3 / -1

Miracle whip is a bastardized condiment and tastes like sugary expired cottage cheese. Mayo or gtfo lol

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1DontTreadOnMe1 2 points ago +2 / -0

I use mayo everyday for my turkey clubs. I also eat bacon everyday for my egg sandwiches.

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

What's the reason? Is there supposed to be an image or link here?

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Crazyteeth 1 point ago +1 / -0

i guess we can call them Tobasco Tycoons

since they put that disgusting crap on everything and think that it's flavorful

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GodKingHarambe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Many years ago, I'm pretty sure it was on Rush, there was a discussion of heart problems, primarily in black males, resulting from high fat and cholesterol foods. They discussed mayo, whole milk, butter, buttermilk

I tried to find it and couldn't. And, dare I say, many studies post-2015 seem difficult to find...I'm guess current "science" finds them "racist"

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4315875/

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d_bokk 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're giving out so much food stamps these days, the "poor" eat way better than the working class. Assuming the mother isn't a lazy degenerate who spends it all on junk food.

Have people out there buying $30/lb snow crab with their EBTs.

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_Sully_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

I switched to Japanese mayo. I like it way better than the regular stuff. Way more eggy.

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Ballind 1 point ago +1 / -0

Welfare animals eat better than us

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RIPIsaacKappy 1 point ago +1 / -0

So it's okay to use racial epithets again? Time to dust off "moon cricket" and put it back in the game!

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South_Florida_Guy [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's always been OK. Fear of being called MUH RAYCISS was/is the only thing stopping you. Also, "jungle bunny" and "porch monkey" are classics.

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've been called a 'yard ape' before, and I always found it funny. And I'm white.

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Dieselslacker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jigaboo and spoogaboo, are classics