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THIS is CNN (media.patriots.win) VERY FAKE NEWS
posted ago by Restore_Sanity_alt ago by Restore_Sanity_alt +3559 / -0
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pushbackv2 70 points ago +70 / -0

Toobin laughs and continues jacking off

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Lurker404 34 points ago +34 / -0

He'll be back like Toobin.

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War_Hamster 15 points ago +15 / -0

I just saw a blurb on TV where Cuomo was saying he'd be back.

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Dylan_da_Spider 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lubin Toobin

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ravioli_king 6 points ago +6 / -0

Opens up zoom with coworkers... begins Toobin.

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BronzeSovereign 4 points ago +4 / -0

The phrase should be "pulling a Toobin"

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Barack-Obama2 2 points ago +6 / -4

I’d rather watch Hunter jerk off any day of the week. Much bigger and better.

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ComTruiseWasRight 5 points ago +5 / -0

[Michael Obama has entered BO2]

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bratt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't be shy, you know you want it. Even though Big Mike is bigger, harder, and more aggressive, you know you want the strange.

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Bobby 1 point ago +1 / -0

Name checks out.

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Asshat4Congress 35 points ago +35 / -0

The important thing to remember it is the Jeep's fault

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Smarmcastic 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's the actual Fredo's fault.

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RexCollumSilvarum 1 point ago +1 / -0

"A door opened and..."

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Asshat4Congress -1 points ago +3 / -4

internet: someone makes funny meme

you: the joooooos are at it again

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DeadboltLongTime 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks to the shit post about cruising the ADL for race slurs and whatnot I now know ((( ))) means how. Thanks shit post and thank you ADL for expanding my knowledge so I can continue doing my best at pissing people off.

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keepamericagreat102 21 points ago +21 / -0

He isn't gay or black, so negative 2 points right from the start. He needs to play it like Anderson Cooper, come out as gay and instantly be unfirable.

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BidensPrisonWallet 14 points ago +14 / -0

Maybe he should really clinch it by having his dick lopped off.

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keepamericagreat102 12 points ago +12 / -0

Stunning and Brave!

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Aluminoti 6 points ago +6 / -0

He tried to prove it by sucking Don lemon off on a nightly basis

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GodKingHarambe 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fredo got tossed down a fugg'n flight of stairs.

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Aluminoti 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should've brought him on a fishing trip on the lake

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Trythisagain 6 points ago +6 / -0

But, was he wearing a mask?

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OldGreg 6 points ago +7 / -1

“You get what you fucking deserve.”

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MAG_n_KAG 5 points ago +5 / -0

This aint shit. If Toobin can come back from tuggin his toob in front of his coworkers, anyone can come back from almost anything. Hell, they'll probably throw Fredo a welcome back pizza party in a week or two.

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HeavyVetting 5 points ago +5 / -0

Of course CNN only has a problem if your brother ISN'T a governor.

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MythArcana 4 points ago +4 / -0

Two assholes down, millions to go yet.

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patrioticwinning3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bye Fredo!

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ravioli_king 3 points ago +3 / -0

"The most busted name in news."

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Buck_Fiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lying, altering or just plain jerking off?

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leakmouth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ohnothatsucks

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ed_shaw 2 points ago +2 / -0

Better news would be thar CNN was all done.

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Marshall2 1 point ago +1 / -0

CNN now owned by Rittenhouse. Changes in the works.

Oops! I was dreaming.

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RogueLeaderX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meathead is probably just as big of an abuser as his brother.

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MAGA_____bitches 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chris Cuomo is now a Useless Idiot

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Space_Force 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh no, that sucks!

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DoozerChuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Speed memes

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Rvnyx 1 point ago +1 / -0

" BUT IM ON YOUR SIDE!" the leftist screams as his masters dispose of him.

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GeneralBoobs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, they no longer need him for his insider connections after the demonrats sacrificed his brother on the altar.

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HuntedVVumpus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cut him some slack, bigots! He was just trying to interview some high-profile Cuomosexuals!

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Wrez77 1 point ago +1 / -0

At least he'll have plenty of time to "work out" in his basement now.

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Buck_Fiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can handle things. I'm shmaaat! Not like everybody says.

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magafren 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can already see Mark Dice and Salty Cracker grinning ear to ear making tomorrow mornings videos. Gonna be a field day

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Saltyminer11 1 point ago +1 / -0

WHO ARE THE PEDOS

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preferredfault 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shows you that he was giving them something in exchange, which is likely to be criminal in nature. No more play, no more pay.

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jsphere256 1 point ago +1 / -0

As the world turns.

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seilgu 1 point ago +1 / -0

CNN can fuck off too.

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Cloudlessjoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unironically, I'm pretty sure I saw almost the same meme months ago when sex offender Cuomo lost his office. Funny how these things turn out true.

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RusherOfDin 1 point ago +1 / -0

And take your giant prop q-tip with you.

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ComTruiseWasRight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wrongful termination suit incoming

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Uncle_Remus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't worry frens. He'll be back on his knees in no time.

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CrossTheRubiconTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bye Fredo

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Bohemyth_2 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Jeep is not a red SUV