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CNN Suspends Chris Cuomo 'Indefinitely' (www.zerohedge.com) 🐓 tendies 🍗
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Hanging_Chad 92 points ago +92 / -0

You're fired!

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Dystopiaslayer 56 points ago +56 / -0

And nothing of value was lost...

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WikkiWikki420 39 points ago +39 / -0

In six months or a year, just like Toobin, homo coumo will be back.

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Pinochet_Was_Right 26 points ago +26 / -0

dude literally was beating his dick on a Zoom call...

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MrBabySpam 12 points ago +12 / -0

Embarrassment to humankind. Only in clown world does he get his job back.

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Mona1950 6 points ago +6 / -0

Humankind - love it. Thank you Justin.

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MrBabySpam 5 points ago +5 / -0

What are you talking aboot?

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sorossockpuppet2 1 point ago +1 / -0

You mean Toobin-kind?

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Mona1950 1 point ago +1 / -0

Peoplekind.

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Long_time_lurker 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm waiting for the next sexual harassment lawsuit against CNN to mention that they don't take harassment seriously.

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Jack_HinsonTN 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tubin tugging tubesteak tearfully threatened Trump throughout teleconference, trying to talk to the team transparently, though trembling tiredly thanks to terrible tallywhacker torture. Teleconference tattletales tell that Tubin's tadger tally trends towards "tiny."

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freedom2520 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nah. He doesn't have a minority card.

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Barack-Obama2 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wonder who the Cuomos pissed off?

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ukfan758 2 points ago +2 / -0

Faggots Don Lemon and Brian Stelter probably showed Chris their gaping prolapses and he claimed they weren’t big enough.

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Here_we_go 1 point ago +1 / -0

May sweeps

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Bimbam 1 point ago +1 / -0

its CNN, so this is 100% correct, they seem to love their criminals and degenerates

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NormaJeanRocks 21 points ago +21 / -0

I have a feeling the next Trump statement will be a spicy one.

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bubadmt 24 points ago +24 / -0

Wow! Disgraced TV lackey and total lightweight Chris Cuomo is suspended indefinitely from his cushy job at CNN (very fake news) for using his sources to get intel on his perverted brother's accusers! He should've followed his brother's footsteps and went into politics, where he would've still had a future!

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NormaJeanRocks 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lol pretty close, yours is better actually, he just put one out. I was hoping he'd be more of a dick.

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ChikfilaFan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trump... Is that you!? 😍😍

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asshoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Brillant, but Trump would have thrown one or two Capitalizations in there. For a narration effect. Like "Perverted Brother".

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Chuj 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is always a safe bet

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Malfunction 10 points ago +10 / -0

They suspended Toobin too but he's back on the air.

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Build_Back_Bankrupt 8 points ago +9 / -1

Toobin didn't break the fuckin' law, Chris used his connections to tamper with a legal case, big difference.

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Malfunction 7 points ago +7 / -0

No, exposing yourself to coworkers is sexual harassment and it's illegal.

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ProphetOfKek 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not if they liked it.

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War_Hamster 6 points ago +6 / -0

We're talking about Toobin. Nobody enjoyed seeing him naked.

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okboomer59 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not even Don Lemon

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AgeOfAquarius2023 2 points ago +2 / -0

LMFAO!

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Build_Back_Bankrupt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fair, but he did it unwittingly...as far as we know.

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fusreedah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now ya tell me!

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Hanging_Chad 6 points ago +6 / -0

What was his punishment?

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keepamericagreat102 14 points ago +14 / -0

they asked him to jerk off less on zoom calls or to at least turn off his camera.

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 5 points ago +5 / -0

What a rookie. I always make sure to be physically out of range when I jerk off on Zoom

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yarg 2 points ago +2 / -0

His new contract says that can still jerk off during Zoom calls, he just has to turn the camera away when he nuts.

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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fusreedah 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thats twice he got off.

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Infectedblood 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Trump Curse strikes again

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LiskaEman 38 points ago +38 / -0

That whole family are such tossers. From CNN too, which is even worse cause they suck

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fusreedah 3 points ago +3 / -0

I speak Aussie and 'tosser' means 'an individual necessarily disposed to excessive masturbation'

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fusreedah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah pretty much. But I think wanker has connotations with being annoying whereas tosser has connatations of being pathetic.

"Ergh, Davo just high fived me after telling me for 20 minutes about his corporate restructuring deal he landed. Fuck he's a wanker."

"Yeah but Simmo just got me to shout him a bevvy because of a favour I did for him four years ago. Fuckin' tosser."

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Build_Back_Bankrupt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ya fookin' bufftie!

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MSG1000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Slag means slut or skank.

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MSG1000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, yea that’s understandable. How you go from “melted metal hunks” to “slut” is some probably some weird story. Like how South Park talked about the versions of “faggot”.

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Artek 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want to speak limey. I feel it will bring me back to my roots.

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Build_Back_Bankrupt 3 points ago +4 / -1

British slang detected

Not that there's anything wrong with that...wanker.

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LiskaEman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Buhahahaha! I'm American, but I have several British friends. Tosser felt appropriate for the comment at the time. I'd already used loser in another comment in a different thread in the same article. Figured i'd get a bit more creative for my comment this one! lol. If another one gets pinned i'll probably do a swearing insult in French

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SecedeNOW 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wanker Plonker Fuckshaft

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South_Florida_Guy 1 point ago +1 / -0

EVERY leftist family, everyone in it, a total degenerate.

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paramajik 31 points ago +31 / -0

Well I guess the rumors about CNN “cleaning house” do to a collapse in viewership are coming true. It’s not like they suddenly adopted ethical standards. 🤷‍♂️

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The_Litehaus_Abides 10 points ago +10 / -0

It’s not like they suddenly adopted ethical standards.

Yep, that was my first thought. I don't know, though. Could be they're going to replace him with someone even worse, like they did when his brother resigned as governor.

Or like the vile piece of shit that just replaced Dorsey at Twatter. Just when I thought that cesspool couldn't get any worse.

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ProphetOfKek 5 points ago +5 / -0

Chris Cuomo was too white and too straight.

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War_Hamster 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm afraid to even guess which loser they'll give his time slot to.

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okboomer59 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm thinking a commie furry?

https://imgshare.io/image/proxy.rNIBWj

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was reluctant to click on that link.

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okboomer59 3 points ago +3 / -0

Could have been so much worse

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, you gave it an ominous buildup. I had visions of something much much worse.

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Artek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Watch them hire Andy.

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Trythisagain 22 points ago +22 / -0

They can shut down that entire place, they wouldn’t be missed at all!

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MarsupialHomeRule 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'll be sad if they shut it before we can march on Atlanta, raze CNN central to the ground and then salt the earth it stood on with the tears of their faggot presenters.

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SecedeNOW 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is what's really going to energize our side is when someone finally turns a media outlet into dust. Needs to happen.

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okboomer59 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't forget their giant pedo tower here on Capitol Hill

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Build_Back_Bankrupt 2 points ago +2 / -0

See NN ya later!

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TheChinesePlague 15 points ago +16 / -1

How can one get to a point where he gets kicked of CNN? Anderson Cooper is a Gay pedophile and he's still there ohhhh wait.

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bigdaddydata 10 points ago +11 / -1

a gay CIA pedophile

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Build_Back_Bankrupt 7 points ago +8 / -1

Ah, but you repeat yourself.

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ProphetOfKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Triple redundancy.

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CyclopticErotica 1 point ago +1 / -0

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Quest

In 2008, Quest was arrested in New York City's Central Park with drug possessions in his pocket, a rope around his neck attached to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot.[6] Quest admitted being in possession of crystal methamphetamine, a controlled substance.[7]

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findthewarmspot 10 points ago +10 / -0

Meh. If the fapper can come back, so can he.

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linereddit 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Fredo, you broke my heart"

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jamrs 8 points ago +8 / -0

Can someone speculate for me here. What did the Cuomo's do to piss off their slave masters? I had the feeling that they were following orders quite diligently for the Globalists. Why were they destroyed?

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King5150 7 points ago +7 / -0

Chris no longer has any appeal now that his brother is done and out of office. Cuomo is a family man, White and Privileged...everything CNN despises, he's just old furniture that no longer fits in with LGBT+ multicolored freakazoid furniture they now have filled the buildings with.

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Build_Back_Bankrupt 3 points ago +4 / -1

This. I'm wracking my brain trying to remember my theory about why they let Andrew Cuomo sink, I know that I had one.

I think it might have had something to do with some appointments he made, or didn't make, that the left didn't like. Then again, I also remember thinking about how they wanted him out ASAP to get in their new fave.

Might have had something to do with the whole Covid nursing home story being too toxic for them or that they were getting concerned he was going to blow the whistle on the folks who instructed him to do that.

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okboomer59 4 points ago +4 / -0

NYS AG Letitia wanted him gone because she wants his job. Bolshies are cutthroats

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DebbieinDallas 7 points ago +7 / -0

With or without pay?

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OriginalDuplicate 5 points ago +5 / -0

He is a contract worker so he was already paid more than likely.

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SolidSnakeOil 7 points ago +7 / -0

He'll be back... with barbell nipple rings just like his brother.

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Malfunction 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't forget Toobin, they brought him back after toobin his tool on a zoom call.

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Build_Back_Bankrupt -1 points ago +1 / -2

Toobin didn't break the fuckin' law.

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ProphetOfKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not if his coworkers like it.

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GodKingHarambe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Back to the basement, Fredo

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OPsMom 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was about to post these exact words.

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GodKingHarambe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, OP's Mom always gets preference over a lowly shitposter

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LoneWolfsBigIgloo 6 points ago +6 / -0

top kek

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pushbackv2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Look, the retard got kicked out of the retard club!

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MAGAsJustBegun 4 points ago +4 / -0

Let's see.

We have beat down the Cuomo dynasty and reduced them to shame.

We've fucked up the Clinton dynasty.

The Bush dynasty.

The Romney dynasty is in the middle of being broken, along with Cheney and others.

Let's keep up the great work!

In a non Trump timeline, Bush and Clinton would be at the forefront of American politics. But they're a dying breed.

Bidens are too, they just cheated their way in.

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Build_Back_Bankrupt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Real talk, before Trump got involved I was calling it that the 2016 was going to come down to Jeb! vs. The Witch because that is THE most uni-party thing that they could do, and that judgement came from the 2012 election which was the most uni-party thing they had done up until that point.

Thank God we didn't have to choose between the Guac Bowl Merchant and the Glass Ceiling Gunt.

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Nomoralcompass89 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can you explain the Guac comments regarding Jeb? I know its probably related to his Mexican wife, but i have a hunch the full story has some comedic value and i could really go for a laugh right now.

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Build_Back_Bankrupt 2 points ago +2 / -0

You pretty much nailed it, during the Jeb! campaign he was selling stone guacamole bowls on his campaign website store labeled as "Guacaboles". It was most certainly because he was using his muh Mexican wife makes muh best guac horseshit in a feeble attempt to appeal to Hispanics. Please Clap.

But also this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKHasVckAyk

If you could really go for a laugh maybe you're feeling down, so I suggest watching this playlist where Big Man Tyrone makes a couple cameos. Around episode 3 or 4 it really hits its stride and it is THE best Trump 2016 campaign documentary to date:

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLF1IFz7llUyYuB-IRNy8fu7orq0_B5sWe

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Nomoralcompass89 1 point ago +1 / -0

I will be checking all of these out. I am going through a rough patch so any comedy helps. Thank you fren.

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Build_Back_Bankrupt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Any time, when I get in a funk about the state of politics the Can't Stump the Trump videos always lift me up, oh, and also this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzkBfTfiXS0

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Trumpymctrumpface 4 points ago +4 / -0

If they just did news, not opinions all day long, they'd get more viewers. Just tell us what happened and let is make our opinions.

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SpiciestPepe1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bye Felicia

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Cdogger 3 points ago +3 / -0

You shouldn't have got into the boat Fredo!

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MarsupialHomeRule 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fredo, wha'did I tell ya? Never go against the family AND never write anyting down...

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BasedBoyScout 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh my what will his 65,000 airport television captive audience do now during his time slot?

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dagoat4l 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't see why. They kept a dude on wacking off on air. Everyone knew this happened. CNN encouraged this stuff.

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drmcnulty 3 points ago +3 / -0

He should have just masturbated on a zoom call and he would have gotten a promotion.

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Throwingway22 3 points ago +4 / -1

It's the Toobin play. In a month they'll have him back with some sobby apology puff interview and pretend it never happened.

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Build_Back_Bankrupt -1 points ago +1 / -2

Toobin didn't break the law, though it should be illegal for someone like him to do what he did.

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Vagrant 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m pretty sure flashing your colleagues while masturbating publicly at work is a criminal sex offense.

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buckiemohawk 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know if this was the real world his show and everything on CNN would have been canceled years ago and they would wanted Trump to win because he gave them ratings

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Smooth_Kahuna 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not the Alfredo!!!

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MustafaJones 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bye bye Fredo. And nothing of value was lost.

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LizardGizard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some delicious juicy tendies. Fefes are touched.

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RogueLeaderX 2 points ago +2 / -0

I keep saying this: He's probably a sec offender just like his brother and THEY KNOW IT. They want to get out front of the story.

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Build_Back_Bankrupt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well personally I think that the silver lining here is that Chris will have more time to practice threatening to throw random people down the stairs...

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IamDevo 2 points ago +2 / -0

"The Most Trusted Name in News"

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Saltybitch 2 points ago +2 / -0

They were probably planning on tossing the turd for their "new image". Fire or fuck all.

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Queens_Q_Branch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh no! Anyways...

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webthing 2 points ago +2 / -0

TRUMP CURSE IS REAL MOTHERFUCKERS

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TheNewRepublic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh Noo that sucks…not fredo!

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Tophat9000 1 point ago +1 / -0

I knew it was you Fedo!

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RicFlir 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Suspended Indefinitely” is a funny way of saying “not fired”

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coolhandcuke 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some poor Townhall contributor just posted a column calling for the ousting of Cuomo. Bad timing.

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Monzie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagining Zuck in emperor hood saying to him "Young fool, only now at the end, do you understand."

It's easy to replace people in a job that requires no morals.

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barwhack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nobody cares. CNN is attempting to cluch "pearls" LONG AGO neutered. There's no take-backs, ya morons: the manliness of credibility is long soyed.

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paulej 1 point ago +1 / -0

I do not believe CNN has enough credibility to give to shits about this.

Didn't CNN announce they want to cut costs and employee overhead? I suspect this has more to do with it, while pretending to be ethical at the same time.

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cd3dog 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now that's just a damn shame. He had to know it was coming when they ousted his brother. His usefulness is over.

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Kerra_Holt 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm SOOOOOOOO surprised that CNN would leverage media resources to find information on someone!

... like that one anonymous guy on the internet who posted a spicy meme...

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mikethemarine 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hope everyone realizes that they could put him back to work tomorrow.This is a word play, and a feel good moment for us. They are just seeing if the ratings change, they won't. The people that watch them(CNN) are the only ones that voted for Biden, he's a big part of the Steal of 2020 they won't hurt him

in·def·i·nite·ly

adverb

for an unlimited or unspecified period of time.

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journalist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump curse bitch

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HotPropGun 1 point ago +1 / -0

Next...Don Lemonaids.

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cupocovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's probably more to this story, they wouldn't do this to him unless there's way more not visible yet I'd bet

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FetalTransition 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just like Toobin, huh?

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goodguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's FUCKED! and more shit is coming - Bwahahaha!

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Hoof_Hearted 1 point ago +1 / -0

has no media redeeming value anymore...