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Captntrouble 245 points ago +248 / -3

AI bots

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jdog 163 points ago +165 / -2

My first thought. People don't talk like this.

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LogicalPatriot 187 points ago +188 / -1

Have you ever hung out with pure democrats? This is what they sound like.

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onemoretimeagain22 102 points ago +102 / -0

that's a funny way to spell communists, fren

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GodKingHarambe 35 points ago +35 / -0

bots can't die from the FrankenJuice

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MAGA1775 87 points ago +90 / -3

This. Every time someone posts this stuff on here people claim "its all bots."

There's a denial on here that brainwashed people exist, as if everyone in the United States is like us. People tend to live in an echo chamber on here.

They would be absolutely shocked if they truly realized how many brainwashed zombies are out there.

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Faulkner 66 points ago +66 / -0

So they really are bots, just made from flesh and blood people who, at one time anyway, if not capable of independent thought, at least had the potential for it.

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BloodElfSupporter 25 points ago +25 / -0

I think it’s more fair to call them NPCs than bots. And no, they are not the same.

Bots are algorithms generated entirely online, NPCs are sheeple that have been programmed.

I don’t understand why some people deny democrats who are deeply brainwashed exist; instead they just call them bots. We are not the Left; words have meaning and we should make the distinction.

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Faulkner 6 points ago +7 / -1

Can you tell the difference between bots and NPCs when they pop up on Reddit or Twitter or wherever?

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BloodElfSupporter 5 points ago +6 / -1

Personally if I see someone with flawed logic in their response (ex. contradiction) or repetitive remarks I see them as bots.

NPCs while brainwashed, are not stupid. They are still capable of making coherent arguments because they are operating based on certain beliefs and distorted facts.

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IeatCrakerzNbed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Slot of times they'll have random numbers or random letters at the beginning or end of their username too, if it's a sloppy generator

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trump1aj 1 point ago +2 / -1

NPC's are good for grinding my character so that I am ready when the boss fight comes

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Hodor124 23 points ago +23 / -0

Correct

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jamrs 3 points ago +3 / -0

We call them moist robots

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Miztivin 20 points ago +21 / -1

True but Iv seen a lot of paid shills and bots first hand. The 10cent army is real. Id say reddit is almost 50/50. Its pretty bad. However. I have a friend in Oregon and people are absolutly like this. No doubt

To me. Twitter & Reddit is basically bots giving radicals validation.

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Biteyourowntongue 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's a relief that Twitter and reddit aren't a reflection of the actual world. I read somewhere too that roughly 60% of reddit's userbase is under 17.

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TheBroodwich 7 points ago +7 / -0

Reminds me of that study that determined something like 15% of Twitter users account for 80% of all Tweets and they are almost all women and Democrat.

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BigMikesSaggyBaggins 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's just another way of saying they are grooming kids/minors.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

I live in Oregon and can confirm that there are plenty of Democrats here that post exactly this kind of shit on social media every day. Real people that I see around town. I wish they were all just bots.

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Wholelottarosie1776 8 points ago +8 / -0

Every day I'm learning how brainwashed people are. Last night on Metro north, many were coming home from the Luke Combs concert at MSG. You have to be jabbed to attend any concert in NYC. One girl was like "a year from now we can say we were in MSG with 19,000 people without our mask on before another lockdown."

I couldn't believe that a country music concert would be sold out in NYC. Seeing all those jabbed folks, I looked at them like they were ticking time bombs.

I miss going to concerts at MSG, Radio City, Barclays and other venues in the city. But my health is more important. I can always watch videos.

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Capitalism_Fuck_Yeah 5 points ago +5 / -0

View this and this sub. Something special is going on can you tell what it is: https://www.reddit.com/r/SubSimulatorGPT2/comments/qttfnt/i_feel_that_black_people_are_not_equal_to_white/

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MAGACountryResident 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is there a way to read that without the app? Everytime I click it it forces me to get the Reddit app. Fuck that.

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Capitalism_Fuck_Yeah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Really? I just use my mobile web browser (brave).

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ChinaAreNazis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah change browsers the one you are using has Reddit app baked in to view Reddit posts. Or dig deep in settings and remove association.

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Pederella 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are bots and there are carbon based humanoid life forms clogging up actual humanity. The latter add to their mindlessness by listening to the first.

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Miztivin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well they are programmed NPCs so I guess it is hard to differentiate between the two.

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Handshake1 2 points ago +3 / -1

These are tumblrinas who graduated high school and found out about reddit from college.

It was pretty easy to see what was going on when they started flooding reddit then gradually took it over.

This started to happened probably 8 or 9 years ago. Gradually rolled into the shit hole it is now. I haven't been in years so I imagine it's pretty much tumblr now.

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Bandanna1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Adding my secondary reference for the internet historians of the future. This is what happened.

4chan circa 2006/7 Bodybuilding.com forums

Reddit circa 2009/2010

Started going to shit Tumblerettes sjw / 4 chan wars

Jail bait subreddit snafu

Fat people hate snafu

TRP/ men's rights/ pick up artist stuff snafu

Reddit gets woke starts banning and spezzing

The Donald breaks reddit

Reddit breaks itself

The Donald #1.

Pizza gate

Spirit cooking

The eye of twitter casts itself onto TD

Reddit attacks

Patriot.win

This is something as to how it went, basically the chans and this site is where you need to be to actually speak on line.

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Handshake1 1 point ago +3 / -2

Yeah that about covers it. I left long before TD got kicked. TD went right to shit shortly after the 2016 election. Turned into a "good old boys" shit show.

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MR_FROG_TRUMP 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed. They could be considered as biological bots, though.. also known as NPCs.

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Nezmith 17 points ago +17 / -0

If you don't count leftists as people that's true. The "you're going to be SO fucking safe" sounds just like some koolaid-brained trans-demiqueer-foxkin leftist, though.

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MAGACountryResident 2 points ago +2 / -0

See it sounded like he was mocking leftists to me with that comment.

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fags <ahem> I mean commie millennials do.

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raytwentynine 8 points ago +8 / -0

I will make the courage to talk

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formersenatorbiden69 4 points ago +4 / -0

“I will make the courage.”

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MAGA1775 41 points ago +43 / -2

Nah, its real. This is what these people sound like.

Believe it or not, there are brainwashed people out there. A lot of them. More than you think.

The other day I had to stand around and wait for a prescription at Walgreens (and I live in the South in a red state) and you should have seen all the masked zombies lined up asking for their "2nd dose" or booster.

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FitOfficial 3 points ago +3 / -0

If I'm understanding correctly, all of those responses are AI, right?

EDIT: Found my answer.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SubSimulatorGPT2/comments/btfhks/what_is_rsubsimulatorgpt2/

Yep. All AI. Reddit is bots confirmed.

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Capitalism_Fuck_Yeah 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes. Bots created by using machine learning to create an algorithm to copy the comment flow of certain subs.

So it used certain subs as the source of it's machine learning and tried to copy what it learned.

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FitOfficial 5 points ago +5 / -0

I used to go to r/mma religiously and noticed that in a thread that'd have like 40 comments and maybe 10 current users present if you said anything negative about Covid response you'd be at -30 to -40 within minutes; basically mathematically impossible. That was probably June of last year. Left permanently shortly thereafter.

The upvote and downvote count is highly automated, but I had no idea just how in depth these AI bots could get. Crazy stuff.

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Capitalism_Fuck_Yeah 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's been that way since 2010 on some sites. Heck new sites and programs have whole fake profile algorithms that simulate user engagement because people are more likely to participate in a live community rather than a dead one.

Sometimes you can call them bots multiple times in different comments and start to get similar messages.

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Reluctant_Blackpill 3 points ago +3 / -0

And that sub is only some hobbyist's creation. Now think about the hundreds of millions of dollars that go into building deep learning AI professionally.

You used to be able to make them glitch out and they would start writing absolute nonsense (not to be confused with a libtard sperging out, this was legitimate nonsense). I've actually got a folder somewhere of a bunch of screenshots of them doing it. About 2018, the bots became more sophisticated and you couldn't glitch them anymore. I really do believe that a large amount of reddit traffic is bots. Maybe upwards of 20%.

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Capitalism_Fuck_Yeah 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you think about it creating fake bots is a good way to get more ad dollars. Each bot could be considered a view or click.

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Ocineaa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow really? I live in an area roughly split down the middle and they shut down all the vaxx centers in town except one and I've never seen anyone lined up at Walgreens or Walmart for them other than the first month they were off. The people I know who got it aren't getting their boosters either because they feel duped

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DangleBarry 34 points ago +34 / -0

That, or paid pharma shills.

They've spent huge amounts of money pushing vaccines for the last 5-10 years on various forums.

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InterloperKO 8 points ago +9 / -1

Def bots. Paid shills and complete idiots are on that same front though

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Panopticon 1 point ago +1 / -0

But the pharm shills are saying they are afraid and expect to get sick from the shot 😂

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ToTheRescues 6 points ago +6 / -0

Reddit is a cesspool of astroturfing campaigns and I would bet my left nut there are government organizations out there pushing the narrative to get vaccinated.

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iamherefortheluls 3 points ago +3 / -0

the entire thread looks like trolling to me.

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BackTheBoat 74 points ago +76 / -2

5 years later last post 5 years ago

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spelunking_librator 28 points ago +28 / -0

now they're in a so much fucking safer place

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JudicialDredd 16 points ago +16 / -0

Imma try so hard to be so fucking safe, bro!

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ItsOkayToBeWight 8 points ago +8 / -0

Six feet of earth is a great quarantine barrier.

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DblFistinPiston 1 point ago +1 / -0

Safer for us.

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BlokeyMcBlokeFace 63 points ago +63 / -0

The way they talk about it being "great" and how they all gush at each other about how wonderful it all is really makes me start to think there's something even more insidious in this drug than even we "antivaxxers" speculated. It's literally doing something to their minds.

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laurabranigan1 [S] 45 points ago +48 / -3

Cult type behavior

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skyhawk 20 points ago +20 / -0

Giving these accounts the benefit of the doubt, and let’s assume they aren’t bots, I’m totally fine with these people continuously pumping themselves full of an experimental mRNA mystery juice that will potentially kill them and/or make them infertile. They’re taking themselves out of the gene pool and ridding future societies of their Marxist ideological tendencies and conformist “govern me harder daddy!” readiness to comply with authoritarian government overreach. Let them take an endless amount of shots, they’re doing the future a favor by removing themselves from it one injection at a time.

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Tip-O-Matic 7 points ago +7 / -0

EXACT same thought I had while reading that exchange! I'm actually glad these fuckers won't be able to reproduce any more. Leave it to the 'pedes/purebloods to repopulate the world...

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BloodElfSupporter 5 points ago +5 / -0

That’s contingent on the fact that pedes and patriots don’t send their kids to public schools to get indoctrinated, at which point they turn against their parents…

How many of these NPCs would you bet that were raised in a conservative household but got indoctrinated in colleges? I’ve seen them around.

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Tip-O-Matic 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hear you, but that's not always the case. Both of my daughters attended public school and liberal colleges, but are still based. I believe if the parents are involved enough, and raise their children right, they can withstand and repel any indoctrination attempts. I always told them to regurgitate what they needed to, to get good grades, but never forget how they were raised, how they were taught to treat others, and always remember the good examples we're tried to set for them.

That being said, this was only a few years ago, and I'll admit that it's way worse now. If my children were in public school now, I'd definitely be looking at private schools, or home schooling.

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Creepy_Ginger 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's social pressure. It's the I got it, you go get it because now I dont feel so bad at getting it.

It's okay you jumped off the bridge, after all - that invisible enemy is chasing me. And it was chasing you right, therefor you jumped off and broke your legs to right? Great, I'm not the only one!

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ItsOkayToBeWight 2 points ago +2 / -0

They also know they're going to feel miserable but they're eager for it anyway.

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Winter_bow_huntress 56 points ago +56 / -0

“I will make the courage like before”, found the chinaman lol

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Redneckkus 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yeah I cringed on that line. I can imagine it being a furry.

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HealthyPerfectionist 20 points ago +20 / -0

It's gonna be great!

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A_Russian_Wall 3 points ago +3 / -0

says the cow on the treadmill into the slaughter house

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LogicalPatriot 25 points ago +26 / -1

Mass delusion is a hell of a thing.

I smell fear. In fact they out right state their fear.

That, is why they fail.

I will not fear. Fear is the little death that brings obliteration. I have nothing to fear. These weak mother fuckers are apparently afraid of not the virus, but instead of their compulsory need to comply as a community.

No individual motivation.

Sad as fuck.

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ObongoForPrison2020 24 points ago +24 / -0

"I will make the courage like before."

China Bot.

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JudicialDredd 5 points ago +5 / -0

"There is only one way. Safeway."

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ObongoForPrison2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm laughing so hard at this right now. You can always tell where a bot was programmed or a real person's general geographical upbringing based on the way they phrase their English sentences.

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tonkabodhi 14 points ago +16 / -2

It’s all robots.

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dr_gonzo 12 points ago +12 / -0

"You're gonna be so fucking safe". The obsession these delicate little flowers have with safety is ironically going to lead to the most dangerous type of society the world has ever known.

I miss older Americans who were more concerned about FREEDOM than safety.

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Bandanna1 3 points ago +3 / -0

"you are going to be so fucking safe"

Taps autism helmet

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Scutigera_coleoptrat 11 points ago +12 / -1

I know a few who talk like this. They're NPR parroting NPC types; whatever NPR told them on the drive in is what they'll talk about at the water cooler that day. "Orange Man Bad" and the like. They're not innately stupid, but their level of cognitive dissonance with the clotshot (and many other things) is astounding. They have a blind faith/virtuous hero's journey mentality with regard to getting this booster - "it's gonna hurt bad, but it's so worth it." Not coincidentally, these are also adults who like comic book movies.

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EvilGuy 9 points ago +9 / -0

Kinda glad the reddit brigade is all over those boosters. If there is a class of people we can gladly lose as a species it's those half retarded neckbeards.

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South_Florida_Guy 8 points ago +9 / -1

It's a cult

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Spawnlingman 8 points ago +9 / -1

Those are all bots

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PunishedSnek 4 points ago +4 / -0

NPCs are bots.

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 7 points ago +7 / -0

Last one: “I’m taking all of the next day off to be miserable” (They know)

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BloodElfSupporter 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think the person is talking about the side reaction, which they believe is still much better than getting the coveve itself.

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ToTheRescues 6 points ago +6 / -0

"You're going to be so fucking safe"

Gross.

My stomach turned when I read that. These people are pathetic.

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invalid_data 1 point ago +1 / -0

I little carrot of promised safety and the sheep will run to the slaughter.

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Logan051361 6 points ago +6 / -0

Welp, they will be all dead in the near future

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Brucesky420 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sadly the vaccine isn't very efficient at that either. Would certainly help the country a ton if a lot of these sheep did drop dead

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bubadmt 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Talk dirty to me."

"This is gonna be so fucking safe. You're due for a boosting."

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 5 points ago +5 / -0

mRNA CEO just said that the vaccine ain’t gonna do shut against OMICRON. Will be 2-6 weeks till they have a solution.

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Lol_Garrus 5 points ago +5 / -0

oh god Im gonna boooost!

oh! Im BOOOOOSTING!

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NataliePortmanteau 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did you ever sit in school and look around and wonder what was going to happen to all of these midwit lukewarm seat-fillers after graduation? Here's your answer: mid-IQ worker bees who never had much imagination or brains to begin with, happily pumping their legs on the treadmill without noticing they're never going forward, believing everything they read and see on the news, and following directions because they never had the idea that they not only don't have to, but the directions might actually be wrong.

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gurnzb 4 points ago +4 / -0

"I'm so excited to risk my life, use up precious PTO, and feel miserable for several days!"

The alternative is to save PTO, not take the vaccine, not risk your life/health, and feel fine.

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RhinestoneTexan333 4 points ago +4 / -0

I live in a small town and I am friends with over half the doctors in this town (5-6). Every single one of them have been vaxed and so are their children, ages 10-22. It blows my mind that there is plenty of information available that proves this vax is not safe and these doctors are not aware of it. They really believe they are doing the right thing. Disturbing.

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BloodElfSupporter 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you think about it the majority of people are busy with work, picking up their kids at school, chores etc they really don’t want to have to search for news themselves; they prefer to be spoonfed the news. I understand the mindset because I used to be like that, since I’m busy a lot. But I never want to be lied to again.

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Pfizer-Survivor 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm scared of getting sick, so I'm going to inject myself with something that'll make me sick.

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mobgrazer 3 points ago +3 / -0

It is a religious rite of passage initiation for them.

Wikipedia (sorry) "Laboratory experiments have shown that severe initiations produce cognitive dissonance.[10] It is theorized that such dissonance heightens group attraction among initiates after the experience, arising from internal justification of the effort used.[11] Rewards during initiations have important consequences in that initiates who feel more rewarded express stronger group identity.[12] As well as group attraction, initiations can also produce conformity among new members.[13] Psychology experiments have also shown that initiations increase feelings of affiliation.[14]"

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HuggableBear 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't wait to be super sick for a day so I possibly don't get mildly sick for a day sometime later

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shaven_llama 3 points ago +3 / -0

People at work are taking time off to get their boosters. Most of them are saying they feel worse after the booster than they did shot #2.

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TheNewRepublic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Vax Junkies is their proper pronouns.

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keeptherepublic100 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sounds like people I work with

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Trumpdidit 3 points ago +3 / -0

I saved a bunch of money by switching my car insurance from a forced vaxx company, to a company that don't force the poison.

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friarfox 10 points ago +10 / -0

The jab turned Jake from State Farm black.

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CantStumpTheTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

The same person to proudly use up all their PTO to take the shot will complain that illegals have to wait 20m at the DMV for their ID card so ID for voting is racist.

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Helena 2 points ago +3 / -1

Same people that will go for chemo treatments for cancer. Chemo kills.

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Capitalism_Fuck_Yeah 2 points ago +3 / -1

So does cancer. It's just hoped that the cancer dies before you do and this is understood.

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QueensOwn 2 points ago +2 / -0

“You’re gonna be so fucking safe”. This is my favorite soy laced quote. I bust out laughing when I read this!

Reminded me so much of this loser. Sorry for the Twatter link. https://twitter.com/corybooker/status/745230954185261056

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RhinestoneTexan333 2 points ago +2 / -0

Me too, hilarious!

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QueensOwn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can you imagine an adult person saying this? A grown man?

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Grond999 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meh..fake or real...or a mix? dunno. IQ test

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InarosPrime 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just saw a similar pair of comments yesterday:

Redditor 1: I have COVID and it sucks because I can't taste or smell anything which makes it so I can't enjoy my weed. Don't be like me. Get the vaccine.

Redditor 2: I got the vaccine and I have COVID and I can't taste or smell anything.

None of them managed to put logic together and come to the conclusion the vaccine is worthless.

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sustainable_saltmine 2 points ago +2 / -0

"You're gonna be so fucking safe, bro!"

[dies in 24hrs from massive heart attack]

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cbonez416 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is sad. I can see the bot. Can you?

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Capitalism_Fuck_Yeah 2 points ago +2 / -0

A lot of them are bots: https://www.reddit.com/r/SubSimulatorGPT2/comments/qttfnt/i_feel_that_black_people_are_not_equal_to_white/

There is a whole sub simulator that learns to talk like subs and has real/fake conversations with itself in the machine learned style of that sub.

Bonus: They have an anti-white bot that was machine learned from a sub: https://www.reddit.com/r/SubSimulatorGPT2/comments/r66wj9/its_okay_to_be_white/

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lurkwellmyfriends 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would hope these are bots. It's redditor-speak, though ...

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anon09 2 points ago +2 / -0

make the courage!

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makaza 2 points ago +2 / -0

This shit is so fucking weird.

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patriotexpat 2 points ago +2 / -0

These are bots for sure... not NPC humans, but like actual AI bots.

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impera 2 points ago +2 / -0

If their brains are all dead already, its only a matter of time until their bodies join in as well. Maybe thats the real reason behind all the fatalities.. a body that would rather give up than continue to host the utter dumbshit thats running things.

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Thelongrun 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's stratosphere level mental illness. These people truly are certifiable. Just goes to show how easily some people are brainwashed. Doesn't seem to take much, does it?

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SageHallmar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Da srrroke meenss idz werging!

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IeatCrakerzNbed 1 point ago +1 / -0

AI Bot farms are socialist media propaganda

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2024isNOW 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow what a bunch of sickos stroking each other and themselves for “saving humanity.”

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RoyalHammer 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL, Dude WANTS to be miserable.

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HeavenlyTrumpets 1 point ago +1 / -0

darwin awards.... and/or bots

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FucKamala 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ugh. It's like a circle jerk of mental illness