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p1smo 56 points ago +56 / -0

Stacey Abrams spirit animal is fried chicken.

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ColonelKlink 8 points ago +8 / -0

kek

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NinjaPlease 7 points ago +7 / -0

She flosses with a jump rope

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Stacey_Abrams_Is_Fat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot!

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DogFaceKilla 5 points ago +5 / -0

Inventor of the Popcorn Rotisserie Chicken

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Need4Pede 3 points ago +3 / -0

A Christmas hippopotamus

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HiIIaryCIinton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fried chicken tendies? Mmmmmmm…🤤

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Pepe2016_ivotedfTD 3 points ago +3 / -0

might be a fried catfish.

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RalphieRabbit_pinkni 39 points ago +39 / -0

After sex, instead of smoking a cigarette, she smokes a turkey.

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South_Florida_Guy 10 points ago +10 / -0

Brothas will stick their dick in anything

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2JoefromKokomo 3 points ago +3 / -0

probably needs a 25 lb sack of flour.....

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citizen667 6 points ago +6 / -0

She so ugly that oral counts as anal.

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Wohwoh1911 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sex with her digits

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LordNewport 8 points ago +8 / -0

😂😂💨🦃

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Cyrbuzz66 7 points ago +7 / -0

She tried smoking hash but couldn’t light the corned beef.

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ah_hell 2 points ago +2 / -0

Come on, man. I'm trying to eat here.

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LordNewport 37 points ago +37 / -0

When Stacy goes camping the bears have to hide their food.

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DogFaceKilla 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is the best one. Kek

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ItsBigLeagueNotBigly 31 points ago +31 / -0

She went to a sold out NBA game.

The total attendance was 1.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 13 points ago +13 / -0

I hate quoting myself, but here I go....

"She needs an orthodontist, not a staffer. The NFL has reached out to her so their stadium engineers can draft new field goal upright plans. The suez canal called and asked if she was able to park a few cargo ships between her teeth until this whole port lockjam is cleared up. Gap clothing is actively suing her for copyright infringement. Space jam used to be a movie about basketball and looney tunes, now it's just a daily occurrence when she gets food stuck while eating"

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posedgeclk 10 points ago +11 / -1

Brian Kemp said it was chilly outside.

She grabbed Raffenspooger's cocaine spoon right out of his hand and ran outside.

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redditadminssuckit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahaaaaaa

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r_e_panzer 29 points ago +29 / -0

She's so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting her.

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jeffj95 13 points ago +13 / -0

So that's why they call them hamplanets. #themoreyouknow

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Im_shmmaaaaaat 2 points ago +2 / -0

So fat that when she fell over and cut her kankel, gravy bled out

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BidensPrisonWallet 25 points ago +25 / -0

She buys her underwear at Atlanta Tent and Awning.

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LordNewport 22 points ago +22 / -0

Stacy owns the first chair to ever commit suicide.

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DogFaceKilla 9 points ago +9 / -0

Her wheelchair would need a V8

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SneakyWino 3 points ago +3 / -0

Crushed-i-cide

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ExileOnRedditStreet 22 points ago +22 / -0

When she lounges around the house, she lounges AROUND the house

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GoldwaterVoter 9 points ago +9 / -0

Good 'ol Rodney Dangerfield talking about his wife.

Ahh...memories of old Carson shows.

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MasklessMarvel 5 points ago +5 / -0

She don't get no respect

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DogFaceKilla 21 points ago +21 / -0

Even her clothes have diabetes

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me-no-likely3 21 points ago +21 / -0

Stacey Abrams so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

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becky21k1 9 points ago +10 / -1

How do you know? My car ran out of gas before I got halfway around her

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GuerillaYourDreams 10 points ago +10 / -0

And at Biden’s gas prices, it ain’t worth filling up to find out!!

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grenades_and_ham 5 points ago +5 / -0

Help me find my keys and we'll drive out.

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DogFaceKilla 17 points ago +17 / -0

FBI has her in fitness protection.

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MAGA_wont_quit 15 points ago +15 / -0

bitch occupies multiple zip codes

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Deplorable223 14 points ago +14 / -0

Bitch so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out

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DeathTax 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thought I had a chance to use my fourth grade mama joke but alas, someone beat me to it!

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LordNewport 14 points ago +14 / -0

Every time Stacy goes swimming Japanese people throw harpoons at her.

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DogFaceKilla 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Blue Whale can reaching a maximum confirmed length of 29.9 metres (98 ft) and weighing up to 199 tonnes (196 long tons; 219 short tons), it is the second largest animal known to have ever existed, behind Stacy Abrams.

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simpson5774 13 points ago +13 / -0

You know I suppose this is why I am not in politics and people may say it be in poor taste but if I had to run against this land whale I would straight up say something to the effect of look "look how little respect she shows her own body how she does, just imagine how she will treat the state if she gets elected"

I'm sure she will come back with some made thyroid condition but it would rattle her and make her more sloppy as I am sure no one in her circle would dare call out her gluttony because they probably are a bunch of vile people themselves.

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The_Bugout_Bag 13 points ago +13 / -0

Bitch so fat, her thighs CROSS STATE LINES. mmmkay.

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dumpsterfire 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can she be governor if half of her lard ass resides in another state?

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GuerillaYourDreams 4 points ago +4 / -0

Winner!!

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rentfREEEE_since2016 12 points ago +12 / -0

Stacy Abrams is so fat, they tried to divert shipping from California through the gap in her teeth

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freundwich 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait...

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DogFaceKilla 12 points ago +12 / -0

That awkward stage of fat, when you can't tell the gender anymore. Trans-Fat

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MasklessMarvel 9 points ago +9 / -0

She is so fat that

She went to the beach and some guy stuck a flag in her ass and claimed her for Spain

She was dancing at a wedding and made the band skip

She got on a scale and it said "Please! One at a time!"

She has her own zip code

Buffets lock the doors when they see her coming

Two guys fucked her at the same time and never met

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prayinpede 3 points ago +3 / -0

They slapped her in the thigh and rode the waves in.

Rolled her in flour and looked for the wet spot

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wartooth6 9 points ago +9 / -0

Someone call Greenpeace and have them tow her back into the ocean

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moukaereaho 8 points ago +8 / -0

bitch so fat she got more chins than a chinese phone book

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DogFaceKilla 7 points ago +7 / -0

Looks like she was poured into those clothes and someone forgot to say when.

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becky21k1 2 points ago +3 / -1

ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

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Ullyr_Atreides 7 points ago +7 / -0

I read in Nature Magazine that that gap between her front teeth is how she catches her prey at the abortion clinic.

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RichardNixon 7 points ago +7 / -0

She irons her clothes in the driveway

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Madcracka 6 points ago +6 / -0

She's so fat when she wears high heals, she strikes oil.

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Wixterhybrid 6 points ago +6 / -0

She looks like Mike Tyson after developing CTE and becoming a tranny

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bsinbsers 1 point ago +2 / -1

Lol, I was thinking the same thing but wasn't sure if anyone else seen if too.

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TannerBoyle 6 points ago +6 / -0

Her girlfriend said "Geez you've got a big pussy. Geez you've got a big pussy"

Stacey said: "Why did you say that twice?"

Her girlfriend said: "I didn't"


Nod to predator.

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when_we_win_remember 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is she a dyke?

I just figured she doesn't have a man to keep her constituents from getting jealous.

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rentfREEEE_since2016 5 points ago +5 / -0

Stacy Abrams is so fat when you mail in a ballot for Abrams you have to include her zip code.

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becky21k1 1 point ago +2 / -1

The good news is you have at least four options to get it right

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LordNewport 5 points ago +5 / -0

When you have bloated eyelids it’s probably time to put the milkshake down.

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SouthernParadise 5 points ago +5 / -0

That ghettopotomasus’s gap is so big, you don’t know whether to laugh at it or kick a field goal.

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DeathArrow 5 points ago +5 / -0

Probably a crop duster.

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ColonelTravis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Stacy Abrams is so fat, a Japanese guy threw a harpoon at her.

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Neutral_admin 4 points ago +6 / -2

After she got all pissed about being compared to fat Albert I started referring to her as Stacey HeyHeyHeybrams

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becky21k1 3 points ago +4 / -1

She's so fat she's more like fat Alberta Canada

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Neutral_admin 3 points ago +4 / -1

She contains more pork than a Democrat infrastructure bill.

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CavinAllen27 4 points ago +4 / -0

Her back fat weighs more than most heavy weight boxers

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becky21k1 0 points ago +1 / -1

Weighs more than most loaded box cars

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ChuckedBeef 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gravy Tank

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WarpedSage 4 points ago +4 / -0

She's so fat and stupid, the only ABCs she knows are KFC.

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TheSaltyProphet 3 points ago +3 / -0

This fat cunt is responsible for all the election fraud. It was her idea.

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Idontknow1234 3 points ago +3 / -0

I went to a pub last night and saw a fat Stacy dancing on a table...

I said, "Good legs."

Gap tooth Stacy giggled and said, "Do you really think so."

I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

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GreenLivesMatter 3 points ago +3 / -0

She looks like Mike Tyson in a fat suit.

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pacalis128 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh shit. I just made a similar comment. MAGA!

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knnbccb 3 points ago +3 / -0

She can be a good pro-wrestler.

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undepressor 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is a yo momma joke from the 90s

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SaltyCajun [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some where around then. I have been hearing Yo momma jokes since the 60s when I was a boy. We had plenty of them . God Bless and Peace

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pacalis128 3 points ago +3 / -0

Stacey Abrams is so pretty she looks like Mike Tyson raped a fat suit.

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johnparker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mike Tyson in drag.

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becky21k1 1 point ago +2 / -1

Maybe if also in a fat suit or three

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Im_shmmaaaaaat 2 points ago +2 / -0

And most of the time it gets stuck between that grand canyon gap in her teeth.

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Dev404 2 points ago +2 / -0

KFC flavored lipstick.

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Overtaxed 2 points ago +2 / -0

When she goes to KFC she licks other peoples fingers.

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HaveAnUpvote 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stacy Abram's biggest fans are the tires on the right side of her car.

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MohaveSkipper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Literally LMAO!