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President_Elect_Pepe 177 points ago +177 / -0

This is actually hilarious.

Keep in mind that Mueller was the original coverup for Obamagate.

Now that Durham is actually doing some work on some of the the minor league deep state people they need Mueller Report version 2 to try and cover it all up again.

Talk about zero creativity.

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Dictator_Bob 91 points ago +92 / -1

Convenient that Adam Schiff came out and said Mueller was losing his cognitive capability due to age and health. So he cannot testify on this new sequel to the last bunk report which - clearly - stated that there was zero evidence of Trump/Russia collusion, but there was evidence of Russian content mills hyping up racial division - which the Democrats embraced and propagated!

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Darkheartisland 25 points ago +25 / -0

no, he is the most popular president of all time.

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tentigers99 12 points ago +12 / -0

81 mil, baby

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Joequill 15 points ago +15 / -0

I remember watching him in the hearings being obviously not all there. Did they pick him with that in mind so that later on he couldn't testify?

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President_Elect_Pepe 16 points ago +16 / -0

Nah. They couldn’t assume that at the time.

Who knows if this Weissman thing was even real back then either.

They needed to wait for a Democrat president.

If anything this is good news though.

It signals they don’t have the political power to interfere with Durham directly which honestly is maybe the most interesting takeaway.

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Destineed369 11 points ago +11 / -0

Except raising his house at 6am using a much of faggots with Sesame Street letters on their back s and other men fucking their wives while they gleefully commit treason.

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President_Elect_Pepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

It would appear more subtle than that.

We can’t even find a picture of Durham so I assume it’s difficult for them to plant shit on his computer or whatever. Or track down his home address for that matter.

They seem to think that raiding Durham or even just ending that version of the special counsel would be too damaging for some reason.

Maybe there’s a back room deal and Weissman is going rogue like others are suggesting.

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War_Hamster 9 points ago +9 / -0

Really good point. Weissman desperately needs to establish a legit reason for conducting the whole sham probe.

It's probably because he can hear footsteps.

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DaraLara 1 point ago +1 / -0

If they were able to get him on Ambien...guaranteed he'd go wiggy in a couple of weeks. It's my No 1 suspect for Bergoglio and Biden.

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Mrsattorney 9 points ago +9 / -0

They picked him up so that they could run circles around him. Bill Barr covered for him too...he knew Mueller wasn't all there mentally.

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War_Hamster 9 points ago +9 / -0

They picked him because he was a "Republican".

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Dictator_Bob 5 points ago +6 / -1

I think it is time to ignore the games and get to the heart of these matters. As I mentioned, Mueller's "report" highlighted the Russian strategy to spread racial division. This strategy is in sync with the DNCs strategy. It is this level of open hypocrisy and more importantly, the lack of criminal prosecutions for all of this corruption, that matters. The sideshow is irrelevant.

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Smurfection 8 points ago +8 / -0

Mueller knew exactly what he was doing. He absolutely knew what he was denying knowledge of and he absolutely knows why he implied and then walked back his "obstruction of justice" accusations of Trump and he did that three times and the accusation and walk back, would always happen within the space of an hour. To be that studiously ignorant and then that precise in the accusation and walk back, isn't what a dementia sufferer does. Mueller simply knew that acting ignorant and then giving the head fake to obstruction charges was the best thing he could do to cover up for the FBI. Mueller's one and only task was to cover up for the FBI and Obama White House. Weismann is the atheist Jew commie that was out for blood.

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Dictator_Bob 4 points ago +5 / -1

Mueller was an Iraq war architect. He absolutely was playing for that team.

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Smurfection 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes, of course he was playing for the team but he didn't see his job as being the zealot that takes down President Trump. Mueller isn't a deluded idiot that got hood winked by Muh Russia Narrative. Mueller simply understood there was no there, there and played politics with the narrative as best he could but realized he didn't have the one-two punch that would knock Trump out of office. Mueller's main concern was protecting Obama and the "reputation of the FBI". Weismann on the other hands is and always been a vicious partisan lefty piece of shit that hates everything conservative, Christian and right wing. Weismann believes that everyone who doesn't think like him is literally Hitlers. He really is one of those progressive Jews that is scared to death of small town practicing Christian because he really does think a holocaust is going to jump out of small town PoDunk Iowa's Lutheran Church with a 100 member congregation in the next five minutes. This is paranoia that Weismann and other left wing atheist Jews really believe.

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Dictator_Bob 2 points ago +3 / -1

Identity politics is a product of the left.

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Smurfection 2 points ago +2 / -0

yeah, leftist atheist progressive Jews like Weismann.

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Yawnz13 1 point ago +2 / -1

JINO

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Smurfection 1 point ago +2 / -1

well, I don't know if there is such a thing as a JINO but the atheist progressive far left commie Jews certainly use their many identities to full advantage.

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Yawnz13 1 point ago +2 / -1

"Jew" is one of those identities that they use to full advantage, as readily shown here on this very site.

Leftists are incentivized to identify as minorities. Their own groups will, for the most part anyway, believe them without an ounce of skepticism. People here will believe them too as a form of confirmation bias and fall for it every. single. time.

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Smurfection 2 points ago +2 / -0

well, you're right. The problem is the commie divisive lefty obsession with fomenting disunity and discord. It's not being a jew per se that's wrong with Weissmann, it's that he's a lefty and uses being a Jews and he also pushes that particular paranoia to extremes.

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K-Harbour 1 point ago +1 / -0

B I N G O

BINGO!

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FliesTheFlag 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shiff is also the same shithead who said we need to be weary of deep fakes videos and photos, just so happened to be around the time rumors were going around of him being filed fucking kids with that friend of his who had a dead male hooker in his hotel.

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Dictator_Bob 2 points ago +3 / -1

Deep fakes are a national security threat. Schiff was correct in that. Whether or not he was concerned about a fake video coming out I don't know - or care, our government is completely out of touch or complicit on emerging technical threats to the Republic.

Schiff lied to us all and has committed high treason. This is what matters.

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FliesTheFlag 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh I agree he needs to be locked up for lying to us constantly, and he is the chairman of our so called intel commitee. My god our govts are a big fucking joke.

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covok48 23 points ago +23 / -0

If you’re going to doom, at least learn English.

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inspir3dgenius 10 points ago +10 / -0

Don't feed the geese or they'll shit on your lawn for eternity

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yg99 2 points ago +2 / -0

i actually just found this out the hard way with the neighborhood Muscovy ducks. Fed them 3 days in a row and there is now shit EVERYWHERE, on the driveway, the lawn, its a fucking mess

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inspir3dgenius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Am Canadapede. Dodging goose mines is second nature.

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PatPede1 20 points ago +21 / -1

Grammar police notified. You are in violation.

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RuleoVicus 4 points ago +4 / -0

*they're

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DrVeryStableGEOTUS 7 points ago +7 / -0

“Hey guys! Nobody trusts us anymore :(. How can we make that worse?!”

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Filthy_MALE 1 point ago +1 / -0

I really really really miss Rush Limbaugh’s analysis of this.

I wish someone could cut through the crap like he could.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

JUST TWO MORE WEEKS!

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RandoBudster 94 points ago +94 / -0

Andrew Weissman been a busy boy

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least_counties_ever 46 points ago +46 / -0

Yes, busy "finding" an alternate report.

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RandoBudster 25 points ago +25 / -0

I'd imagine more "creating" than "finding"

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LordScatmanJohn 4 points ago +4 / -0

Definitely not like ballots /s

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BrewSwillis 13 points ago +13 / -0

At 4:00 a.m.

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Wrexxis780 5 points ago +5 / -0

He found it in his asshole.

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AmericanMan00 19 points ago +19 / -0

Weissmann said he accidentally wiped the data from his government-issued phones two separate times.

The crooked thinks everyone is crooked amiright?

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RandoBudster 13 points ago +13 / -0

All of them wiped their phones. AW is the Kangz of the corrupt fucktards.

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jebbush123 8 points ago +29 / -21

Just fuck off. Mueller, Comey, Chris Wray, Bill Barr, Jeff Sessions were all deep state rats. All of them were Christians.

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okboomer59 15 points ago +25 / -10

Stop noticing things

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DaraLara 11 points ago +11 / -0

CINO. NOTHING "Christian" about their lifestyles, their attitudes, their lies...Christian in the way Serena Williams and Michael Obama are "women."

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Antisocialdilemma 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rats? More like wolves. In sheep's clothing. Like Jesus said there would be many of. Like how some pretend to be Trump supporters to foment discord and steer conversations away from the truth being discussed. They were all corrupt plants(wolves) whose job was to undermine Trump and cover for the traitors in the FBI and previous administration, but they were not Christians. If they were they could not cover up the criminal behavior and attempt to frame innocent people. Fake Christians would do that. Like fake Trump supporters would. That's the bigger picture. The small picture is that the new report can't be authenticated unless Mueller wants to admit he lied to congress on the one he turned in and testified to.

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Bongo_Occidental 2 points ago +3 / -1

Jew loving Christians.

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humble_kekistani 1 point ago +1 / -0

Christianity was created by jewish people

What does Christianity do?

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DairyBoy 60 points ago +63 / -3

Blueanons getting crazier by the day I see

Edit: also, can’t believe this bullshit got a sticky. What the fuck is the point of that? We full agitprop now?

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DairyBoy 17 points ago +18 / -1

Agreed

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BeijingJoeHastoGo 16 points ago +16 / -0

All the mods from TD are gone, they sold out. Look at the profiles for the mods that transitioned us to this place, none are active. They sold the site just like Drudge did and now it's run by faggots.

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Metalheads4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

This site is “under attack” 24/7.

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MastaJoda 1 point ago +2 / -1

Similar to the US, it’s from the inside.

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TheRealJaredHolt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ok so why havent those old mods made a new platform? They did it before. ₩here have they gone?

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Herecomedatpresident 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you serious? Doggos is gone?

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WassermanSchultz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doggos is here, just not a mod anymore. He focuses on development.

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KingOfTards 0 points ago +4 / -4

Stupid faggots as well. They claim the holocaust and concentration camps were a hoax but at the same time claim Australia has covid concentration camps then they provoke us by claiming we will be on trains and going to gulags. Typical lefty logic. I cannot wait for the truth to come out about this place.

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AnEndgamePawn 5 points ago +5 / -0

Alternative Mueller Report sounds like alternative facts, and we all know how much we're supposed to hate those right? Lmao

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JimmyJam 52 points ago +52 / -0

here comes the - "turns out Mueller was senile and pooping his pants, but we found the real report assembled by concerned heroes who knew the truth, and after careful consideration we actually do conclude that Trump paid hookers to piss on a bed, and that he took a blood oath to Putin. It is all right here."

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bubadmt 6 points ago +6 / -0

And they are familiar with Muellers thinking.

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akira2501 4 points ago +4 / -0

"In a report from a guy who accidentally lost it twice because he couldn't enter his phone password correctly."

Yea, what an 'elite' team of people the DOJ has at their disposal. :|

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IvIA6A 3 points ago +3 / -0

My thoughts exactly. Even Schiff was lamenting how Mueller seemed a shell of himself, and didn't deliver the result he expected

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Imransgarage 16 points ago +16 / -0

Here’s Lee Smith’s new piece eviscerating the media and the hoax narrative. I’m sure these things aren’t unrelated.

https://www.tabletmag.com/sections/news/articles/limited-hangout-lee-smith

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TheScream 1 point ago +1 / -0

"found"

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Gadbous 40 points ago +40 / -0

Now they're just making shit up.....

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freedom2520 32 points ago +32 / -0

Now???

It was made up in the first place

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inspir3dgenius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek

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Gerbaski 10 points ago +10 / -0

🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

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spezisacuckold 6 points ago +6 / -0

The entire "basis" of the "Mueller Report" was 100% verified bullshit.

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E942 4 points ago +4 / -0

just making shit up

I think the newspeak term is "Alternate Facts"

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MastaJoda 0 points ago +1 / -1

Double plus good correction, fren

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RealRightSideOfHist 22 points ago +22 / -0

I kind of thought maybe TDS would die down with Trump out of office, but here we are.

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radiokbws 7 points ago +7 / -0

TDS, like the China virus, lasts forever. So many institutions have destroyed their legitimacy that all they can do is march forward. There is no going back for them.

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henri_derelicte 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nope. They’re terrified at the prospect of President Trump retaking the White House in 2024

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Moldymaltquaffer 2 points ago +2 / -0

With an enemies list.

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Data 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're desperate to cut Trump off from any future runs at President. They know they'd have a much harder time pulling off a 2nd steal now that we understand fully how they're doing it and it's basically a matter of public record that they cheated. Much easier to stop him before he runs.

I'm sure they'd prefer to just assassinate him but that's difficult given his resources, Secret Service detail, and the fact that he's still a very public figure. Jailing him on bullshit charges (like they've done with the J6 protestors) is usually their go-to Option B.

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Magamom 20 points ago +20 / -0

What is this, alternate ending? Lol

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BabbleRabble 16 points ago +16 / -0

think it's one of them "choose your own adventure" styles investigative report.

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Skywise 19 points ago +19 / -0

WTF is this BS.

So they’re going full Soviet agitprop now to “confirm” that 2016 was stolen but 2020 was legit?

If they try to action on this and prevent Trump from running in 2024 - the current government itself is illegitimate and corrupt (not that we don’t know this already)

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Inspector71 15 points ago +15 / -0

Sorry, no. You don't get another crack at that nut.

You swung,you missed, if you do this, any thin, ragged strand remaining in the credibility of the DOJ has hereby bid adieu.

Fuck them for even trying this.

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Data 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are no ragged strands. DOJ's credibility burned up under Barr. His defiant failure to address the 2020 election fraud was the ashes of credibility being carried away by the wind.

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CAPTAIN_TENDY_PLATE2 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is what I keep trying to explain to people.

That the entire reason for govt to exist, in the entire fucking first place, is to prevent blood shed that will inevitably occur if you cannot keep human beings settled down enough by somehow keeping enough peace and compromise to get them to agree to disagree at best.

The truth is, we're tribal animals. Plain and simple. We disagree and get angry, and when we cannot get enough compromise we get physical.

At some point in our history we figured out that we could appoint people to settle our differences as a mediator and we could remain civil.

Then, I guess we started figuring out that we could abuse even that system and take the power all for ourselves. The ones that were chosen to be arbiter started abusing their sacred offices.

And now, it's to the point where the entire fucking point of having a government doesn't even matter. Our difference aren't getting settled. We're just bashing one side over the head with the system that was supposed to allow us to settle those differences.

It's going to snap at some point, I believe pretty soon, and we're going to go back to our old way of settling things.

And when that happens, one side or the other is going to suffer enough losses, that we'll not have to worry about settling differences for quite some time, because all that will be left is a super majority of one side i.e., house will get cleaned.

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thegeeseisleese 5 points ago +5 / -0

People don’t want to think, they want to be told by their television.

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Data 2 points ago +2 / -0

Consent of the governed no longer exists.

The body calling itself "government" is illegitimate.

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GaspingForFreedom 13 points ago +13 / -0

They stopped thinking your stupid and weak, and now, quite certain, they just assume it to be the case moving forwards.

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Account 12 points ago +12 / -0

I have a report right here that says their reports are full of shit though.

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Parhelion12 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just in.... my sources report your report to be of good rapport.

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DonttrustChina 11 points ago +11 / -0

WTF is an "alternative Mueller report" supposed to mean? Are they literally now gonna claim they found another one lying in a desk and it comes to a totally different conclusion?

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Space_Force [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

Mulligan Report.

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jtt888 11 points ago +11 / -0

Is this anything like finding a box of ballots under a desk?

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BarneyFrank 10 points ago +10 / -0

Mueller report 2.0, Jussie Smollet edition.

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Oback_Barama 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mueller Report 2: The Deep State Strikes Back

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TheLivingExample 10 points ago +10 / -0

Director's cut with commentary?

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Metalheads4Trump 10 points ago +11 / -1

If you have to repeat a joke more than once, it’s not funny anymore. That applies here..

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censorthisss 9 points ago +9 / -0

The New York Times referenced that passage, telling the court this summer that it “sought a copy of the internal report done by Mr. Weissman’s team [the ‘Alternative Mueller Report’] referenced in Weissman’s book” and called it “a document of immense public interest” in claiming that “Weissman’s acknowledgment of the existence of the Alternative Mueller Report suggests that there was important facts or findings omitted from the original version

This will be another huge nothingburger. The entire purpose of the Mueller report was to kick Trump out of office. They wouldn't have left out any "important facts or findings" that were damaging to Trump.

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Moldymaltquaffer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kicking Trump out was secondary.
Covering their asses and running out the clock were primary. And successful.

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clownworld30330 8 points ago +8 / -0

LMAO, this pig won't fly.

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IncredibleMrE1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Someone in DOJ is clearly terrified of Durham. u/War_Hamster

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War_Hamster 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Found"

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fuckfortysix 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can our government please fuck off, forever. We're over the games, chirades, and corruption.

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thegeeseisleese 7 points ago +7 / -0

“Oh guys look, Muller made a second report that actually has the results we wanted! Why didn’t we mention this before you ask? Sounds like you have COVID, go quarantine”

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grandfather_nurgle 7 points ago +7 / -0

And I saw Trump in the closet with Vladimir Putin. And they were making babies. And one of the babies looked at me.

God want an embarrassment. I blame the GOP. The opposition party is supposed to go after the president. The GOP is supposed to circle the wagons. Don’t give those traitors a cent.

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dahdahdah_dahditdah 6 points ago +6 / -0

So they will publish Andrew Weissman's lame, whining hit piece, but they can't publish the January 6 Capitol footage of police brutality against the election fraud protesters.

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leakmouth 6 points ago +6 / -0

3rd peachmint incoming?

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sigint1984 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mueller Report 2: Electric Boogaloo Boys.

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Semmelweis 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's nothing compared to the Alternate Constitution they just found!

https://patriots.win/p/140c9UbC3t/breaking-get-in-here-pedes-alter/c/

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PremiumCracker 5 points ago +5 / -0

Vacant cunts don't know theyre corpses yet

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RagnarD 5 points ago +5 / -0

So Mueller's report was a "choose your own adventure"?

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zentoco 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL, I always died in those when I read them as a kid. Hated them. Hopefully they find the alternate 2020 election outcome too, one can hope.

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2024isNOW 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s apparently from “Team M” the part of the investigation performing hit jobs on Paul Manafort.

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Winner45 5 points ago +5 / -0

“All of our reporting was based on provable lies, but now that we’ve had a couple more years we can show that by pure coincidence the people who thought they were lying were actually telling the truth!”

-media/doj apparatus

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NotMyGovernor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Found... ? Was it just lying around somewhere? Did it write itself?

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PonySoldier66 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rule 3 in Clown World.

Nothing is off the table.

But most of it is under the table.

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Mean_MAGA_Facka 4 points ago +4 / -0

Of course they are. You didn't think they were just going to roll over and give up 1/3 of the House and 10 Senate seats in the 2022 mid-terms did you?

Those elections are about 11 months away and the dims are nervously scratching each remaining day off the calendar trying to build as many fake narratives as possible to hold on to that stolen power.

The campaigning for the mid-terms is going to kick off in the summer of '22 and go fully unhinged by Labor Day.

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therighteousdontfear 4 points ago +4 / -0

Meuller Report X - Super Meuller Report 2 Special Edition 3000

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GodKingHarambe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Translation: Weissmann's been busy during his Covid years

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onepointtwentyonegws 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did they “find” it around 3 in the morning?

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YOLOSwag_McFartnut 4 points ago +4 / -0

An alternate report......

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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JoeBidensDementia1 4 points ago +4 / -0

An "alternative"

BWHAHAHAHAHA!

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BrionK 4 points ago +4 / -0

What's a Mueller? In 12 months we've already forgotten the 64 months of only hearing about this Barack the magic Negro promoted report.

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Wrexxis780 4 points ago +4 / -0

Meuller Report: "Trump was mean."

Alt. Report: "Trump was DOUBLE MEAN!"

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FreeNow 3 points ago +3 / -0

So it was the original hit piece as part of coup that Mueller knew was BS and wouldn't let them release. Now they have to release it to give themselves some cover and muddy the waters.

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mikethemarine 3 points ago +3 / -0

They know they are fucked in every aspect of the economy and the elections coming, They must try again try to destroy Trump cause they already know he's going to win for a third time and must stop him, He will NOT back down this time and will prosecute every one of these fuckers this time with just cause, and jail every one of them. THEY ARE SCARED

THEY ALSO KNOW IF THEY TRY TO KILL HIM OR ANYONE IN HIS FAMILY, WE ARE COMING AND GETTING ALL OF THEM, cause we know it would be them

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SaveUsSCOTUS -1 points ago +2 / -3

Lol i've heard that one before from the Q people.

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mikethemarine 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL And I've seen that response before from the troll people that use sleeper accounts too.

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Brulz_Lulz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Insert "we've had one breakfast" hobbit meme.

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Jujubees 3 points ago +3 / -0

I bet it’s fan fiction from 4chan.

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MayorMcSixaplix 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now do the 2020 election.

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TheRedPlanet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Woe unto the Democrats when we control the reins of power, the bueracracy.