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sum_ting_wong 155 points ago +155 / -0

Seth Rogan sucked dick for years before landing a role

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blubberdong 103 points ago +104 / -1

Now he does it just for updoots.

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sum_ting_wong 62 points ago +62 / -0

He is a cum filled pinata

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Salt_n_Pepe 32 points ago +32 / -0

Lol eww.

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HockeyMom4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

A stoned cum filled piñata

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LivebytheTendies 34 points ago +34 / -0

There's a reason he lives in west Hollywood

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PizzaphilePodesta 17 points ago +17 / -0

its a lovely place!

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minotaurbeach 26 points ago +26 / -0

It use to be an arts district. The newest designers were featured, Now, it is full of middle aged men in dresses that offer hand jobs for a few bucks.

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Jmricht 11 points ago +11 / -0

Omg

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FireannDireach 9 points ago +9 / -0

And Hunter Biden. That's where he liked to party.

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imnotdeadyet 6 points ago +6 / -0

WeHo!

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chahn1138 6 points ago +6 / -0

I used to drive into that area, to get some WhipIts at the Circus of Books.

("Circus of Nooks" we used to call it....the "gang" hanging around, hoping someone noticed their ass or some such, was amazing/disgusting)

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JabbersInc 4 points ago +4 / -0

They say "ya gotta pay to spray"! 1 Cricket, IASIP, Episode 9, Season 12, "A Cricket's Tale"

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brutustyberius 6 points ago +6 / -0

Plenty of room.

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Tenspot20 33 points ago +33 / -0

And he'll tell you about too, he doesn't feel guilty or ashamed for sucking producers and executives penises. Both he and Sara brag about how they achieved their Hollywood movie status. Seth still to this day sucks Paulie Shore's dick every Thursday afternoon, even after 13 years in the movie business and many high dollar productions.

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FireannDireach 13 points ago +13 / -0

Pauly didn't make him a star. Judd Apatow did. His wiki page even hints strongly at something going on there:

Following the show's cancellation in 2002, Rogen did not get many auditions, which was not upsetting to him as he always thought he would achieve better success as a writer.[26] He would soon be a part of Apatow's "frat pack," a close-knit group that includes Steve Carell and Paul Rudd.[17] Of the awkwardness of a grown man spending so much time with a teenaged Rogen, Apatow said: "I'm such a comedy fan that, even though he's 16, I know I'm hanging out with one of the guys who's going to be one of the great comics."[19] Around this time, Apatow would come up with odd requests for Rogen and Goldberg, such as turn an idea of his into a movie in 10 days and come up with 100 one-page ideas for films.[26] Regarding Apatow's professional effect on Rogen, the actor said in 2009, "Obviously, I can't stress how important Judd's been to my career.

Italics, mine.

Pauly Shore wishes he had that much power, or relevance.

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Worldtraveler0405 2 points ago +2 / -0

Interesting to read Steve Carell and Paul Rudd. I mean, Rudd was already known way back in the 90s from his appearance in Clueless and Friends etc.

Carell first struck gold with Bruce Almighty though in 2003. But how did they get involved with Apatow? Does it also mean both are up to no good? I mean, Carrell does have that interesting role on TMS with Witherspoon and Aniston.

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KernalMustard 8 points ago +8 / -0

Seth wishes he has Pauly's Career

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Keep_on_Trumpin 18 points ago +18 / -0

He had to sit on a pineapple to be in Pineapple Express

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Salt_n_Pepe 16 points ago +16 / -0

And then be entirely engulfed by Mr. Slave's gaping anus

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Forgototherpassword 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lemiwinks?

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plastic_Strawman 3 points ago +3 / -0

A great adventure is waiting for you ahead...

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BLM_bidenLovesMinora 2 points ago +2 / -0

He managed to do it without letting it touch the sides.

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StrongIsland 18 points ago +18 / -0

Probably started on Judd and friends in Freaks and Geeks (which was a great show, back in the day), but damn look at what has happened to those actors, Busy Phillips, crazy abortion promoter, had an abortion at 15, around the same time she was on the show 👀

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 12 points ago +12 / -0

She really was Busy.

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EricCiaramellaSuxDix 3 points ago +3 / -0

Martin Starr is probably the only one from that show I still like. Hope he's not a fucktard like the rest.

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VPKneePads 2 points ago +3 / -1

He won a contest against me, and I mean, cum on....

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had-to-chime-in 97 points ago +97 / -0

Pretty sure Shia went crazy because people kept stealing his flag lol

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RecoveringNPC 55 points ago +55 / -0

#HeWillNotDivideUs

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minotaurbeach 20 points ago +20 / -0

LOL.

He United Us,

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runeu 11 points ago +11 / -0

When people think "he will not divide us" they see LaBeouf, not Trump.

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CanadianFren 23 points ago +23 / -0

God I wish he would do another season of HWNDU. This clown world could use more lulz

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wethepepe 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sad clown world is boring

Opt into honk clown world

Book your honkamania tickets now!

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Forgototherpassword 5 points ago +5 / -0

We'll see if they bring the show back in 2024

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WarViper1337 15 points ago +15 / -0

I have to admit the internet autist who figured out how to find that one flag based in star patterns and jet flight paths was pretty amazing.

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was awesome.

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anon09 14 points ago +14 / -0

that's what he's saying. to land his starring role on disney he had to do a few favors.

edit: I misread you lol thought you said before, not because... weird I'm upvoted so much

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plastic_Strawman 16 points ago +16 / -0

By reputation, Disney Channel and Nickelodeon have both been grooming mills for decades.

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BigIronBigIron 6 points ago +6 / -0

Multiple domestic violence incidents involving guns. He's on the OJ Simpson/Robert Blake track of celeb infamy.

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Rucktoe 61 points ago +62 / -1

I have to give Shia some credit. He at least has entertained me. The whole "he will not divide us" saga was some of the best entertainment to come out of hollywood in the last decade.

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Thehoytime 20 points ago +20 / -0

I feel bad for him. How many Disney pedos molested him when he was young? It wasn't like it was his choice either. He had shitty parents that basically pimped him out.

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brutustyberius 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know the answer…all of them! ………hiiiioooooooooooooo!

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DblFistinPiston 1 point ago +1 / -0

The first two seasons were 🔥.

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current_horror 47 points ago +47 / -0

It's basic math. For every part in a Hollywood movie, there are tens of thousands of actors (or parents) willing to do anything for the role. Out of any 10,000 people, there's someone willing to trade sexual favors (or their kids) for just about anything. The only limiting factor is the morality of the casting agents and studio executives, and we've seen enough of those to know.

The question you have to ask yourself is: what're the odds that your favorite actor didn't have sex with someone for fame and fortune? Best case scenario is actually nepotism; the child of a famous actor might not have to trade sex for roles. Of course, being the child of a broken degenerate is very bad for other reasons.

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ufkyflflfguio 8 points ago +8 / -0

The only child star I'm aware of who didn't go batshit is Kurt Russell.

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Harcerz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Reminds me of SBC's trolling in Bruno.

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PositiveEnergy2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now factor in the actors who trade sexual favors and get rejected by Hollyweird. It’s the same as the border. Casting agents and managers are like coyotes. Actors understand they have to pay a price for success.

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DEEPSTATE 36 points ago +36 / -0

He is part of internet legend. Both parts are worth a watch, about 10 minutes.

https://youtu.be/_p4h3jwJob0 https://youtu.be/vw9zyxm860Q

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Smashley 20 points ago +20 / -0

Just spent the last hour watching the series. OMG that's funny. I had no idea the history of our pepe and this dude.

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CalmlyA 7 points ago +7 / -0

I salute those brilliant weaponized autists over at 4chan.

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highlandparker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Brilliant. thanks for posting

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tom914 33 points ago +33 / -0

Broadway is exactly the same. I grew up with a guy who's son made it to Broadway. They don't have try outs for spots in shows you are hand picked. His son was picked after someone broke their leg. The kid is as queer as a three dollar bill. His dad even bragged about how his son was picked for the part?

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PizzaphilePodesta 29 points ago +29 / -0

redeem yourself, shia. name them.

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rootGoose 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gangs require committed crimes for final admittance, not for cred but for blackmail - to manipulate them and to keep them quiet.

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highlandparker 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've learned so much this year. Much of which I never wanted to know, but it all makes sense. Transnational criminal gangs and mafioso tactics Run Our World! I'm glad I'm a Christian.

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rootGoose 3 points ago +3 / -0

Amen

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 27 points ago +27 / -0

And politics runs the same way. Chasten’s father in law was a Gramsci Scholar at Notre Dame, meaning the institution lauded his expertise in Marxism.

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DudeAlmighty 25 points ago +25 / -0

Theres a clip online of Shia meeting some franciscans and coming to Christ. It's beautiful. Hope he gets well. Peanutbutter Falcon is my all time favorite movie.

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MrsBarker 24 points ago +25 / -1

Shia was his family's cash cow. He's a confused but talented man. Terrible.

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WearsNightcap 11 points ago +12 / -1

I was not really a fan until I saw Peanut Butter Falcon and Honey Boy in 2019. I hope he can get his demons worked out.

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wethepepe 7 points ago +7 / -0

TDS is one helluva drug

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consumptiveballerina 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fortunately there is a giant committee willing to help you get over it.

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Malfunction 19 points ago +19 / -0

Weinstein is far from the only one. He is the tradition not the exception.

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newrandomperson 11 points ago +11 / -0

He was the scapegoat. All the executives/casting directors/victims put the sins of Hollywood on him and sacrificed him. Now, everyone can feel better about themselves that they have had their sins resolved and the victims can feel good that justice has been done. (It doesn't work that way in reality, but this is kinda the mentality behind it).

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BigIronBigIron 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like a kapparot chicken

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newrandomperson 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have no idea what that means.

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BigIronBigIron 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here's your introduction NSFL

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newrandomperson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are they gonna eat those? I know a Colonial in Kentucky who might like them.

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WiseOldOwl 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's the one who got caught because he flaunted it too hard.

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Hopefully77 18 points ago +18 / -0

If you didn’t know, Shia Recently had a miraculous conversion! He is a Catholic now. He was researching his role as Padre Pio, and visited some Monks, where he encountered the Lord in a powerful way. Praise the lord!

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GuerillaYourDreams 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hopefully this is true.

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FormerGraveheart 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hopefully77 this is true!

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Trumptastic88 15 points ago +15 / -0

Noone can convince me otherwise that Jennifer Lawrence was shagging Harvey Weinstein for roles

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greatswamp 14 points ago +15 / -1

leftism and communism, like homosexuality and transgenderism, are dependent on the mental, physical, and sexual abuse of young and adolescent children

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nachosamplerREBORN 11 points ago +14 / -3

I don’t doubt the root cause, but if you pay a professional $250 per hour, they’re going to find some PTSD to treat. These services have value, but far too many just want an excuse and professionals and glad to provide it.

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MrsBarker 8 points ago +12 / -4

Cheapens actual PTSD victims. Fucc off with that.

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Dialectic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol mama pede down here at the bottom of the thread laying down the law

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nachosamplerREBORN 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not all all. It distinguishes between legitimate diagnosis by a qualified professional and attention seekers going to “professionals” providing a diagnosis regardless of an underlying condition.

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Joes_Hippocampus 10 points ago +10 / -0

Plus they usually have a bad relationship with their parents. Why? Because they knew what was happening to their child, but they ignored it for the money.

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CalmlyA 8 points ago +8 / -0

Shia entertained us by opposing Trump and proclaiming, "he will not divide us." He also entertained pedowood by letting them divide him.

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LoneStarPede 8 points ago +9 / -1

Whatever happened with Corey Feldman saying he would expose all the pedos in hollywood?

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GuerillaYourDreams 11 points ago +11 / -0

He lied. They’re supporting his lifestyle.

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LoneStarPede 2 points ago +3 / -1

That figures too.

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ufkyflflfguio 5 points ago +5 / -0

Somebody probably reminded them of all the photos and videos they have of him continuing the chain.

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LoneStarPede 2 points ago +3 / -1

Figures.

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19American62Woman 8 points ago +8 / -0

Haven’t had a thing to do with pedowood in years now. I won’t be a part of or support pedofiles.

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GuerillaYourDreams 3 points ago +3 / -0

I quit show business because of it, in part.

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Howabsolutelydareu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is it as rampant as we think?

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GuerillaYourDreams 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sadly it is, yes.

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Cantshadowbanthemall 7 points ago +7 / -0

His breakout movie was called holes after all....

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gloriouschairmanpao 7 points ago +7 / -0

They’re all — literally all — deranged serial rape victims. They had their identities crushed, until they became conditioned subservient sluts who unquestioningly serve the most degraded and deprived appetites of their overlords. That’s their idea of normal. Helps explain their conduct.

Never envy Satan’s army— always remember they live in Hell.

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MiltonSnowflakes2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Shia was molested by Trans-formers

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chahn1138 6 points ago +6 / -0

Like Tool sang, you do to others what has been done to you.

This is why calling Hollywood "Pedowood" is simply ACCURATE.

Hollywood is INFESTED with Pedos. #FullStop

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least_counties_ever 6 points ago +6 / -0

He will nut inside us!

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Dialectic 5 points ago +5 / -0

HWNDU

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Lila_Quartermaine 5 points ago +5 / -0

Whenever I see Alyssa Milan tweet something stupid, I remember that she a child actor and I pity her.

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highenergywinning 2 points ago +2 / -0

Think about how many times she mustve been passed around

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TheJimmReaper 5 points ago +5 / -0

I actually feel sorry for Shia LaBeouf, i never did before, i used to think he was just another rich, dumb, narcissistic celebrity... It's only after i woke up and can see behind the curtain now, that i know what he went through for temporary fame was 1000% darker that i can imagine

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Keep_on_winning_kag 5 points ago +5 / -0

What the fuck happens to those people. They seem to age 30 years in under five years.

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Mattrocksalot 4 points ago +5 / -1

I met shia he seems like a genuine guy

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Fuster_cluq 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hollywood and pedophilia, name a more iconic duo

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R3000 4 points ago +4 / -0

Even Arnold Drummond?

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KernalMustard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Older Child Actors I wonder about now. Dean Stockwell and Kurt Russell (saw him on High Chapperal recently). Was hollowwood the same back then as it is now?

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labiator 5 points ago +5 / -0

Erroll Flynn and Charlie Chaplin had a taste for the young stuff. The PR divisions of the studios were kept busy stifling scandals of the stars.

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GuerillaYourDreams 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fatty Arbuckle enters the chat...

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plastic_Strawman 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't know about Stockwell, but Kurt's dad was in the business, so I'm guessing he was watched out for. Elijah Wood said something similar about his own experiences. His mom was like a casting agent or something, so she knew who to keep him away from.

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DrinktheCovfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's sad and we should pray for him and people like him. Remember Britney Spears' meltdown? What these sick satanists do to kids is horrific. Only Jesus can heal them. Hopefully Uncle Mel testified to Shia since he is the star of his new film.

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MAGA_____bitches 3 points ago +3 / -0

Put That Supervisors Dick

In your mouth and you get the role

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Damaged_Dirk 3 points ago +3 / -0

AKA got pimped by their parents.

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Non_compliant 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sha la Boof sounds like he was doing more than sucking.

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NarrativeControl 3 points ago +3 / -0

And just as an aside, Obama sucks Big Mike's dick on the regular.

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SalteredState 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seth Rogan never dropped the dick from is mouth - that’s why I don’t understand anything the cuck says

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HepRob 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can only feel bad for people who were forced into sexual servitude by Hollywood. Especially kids. Kiddy show biz is a monster.

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Dev404 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hollywood, disney, anything that the left controls, that's where the predators are.

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Stolen 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think they all were anally raped and then became rapists

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Maximum-Pressure 3 points ago +3 / -0

The kids were victims. Their parents were complacent. Keep this in mind.

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BostonVoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Meanwhile they wrap their mouths around Hollywood sickest pedophiles and we are the crazy ones!

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mcoulton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not only a child actor, the Disney channel is the belly of the beast

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Keep_on_winning_kag 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bet all the kids on what I call, those kids shows are getting banged.

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dagoat4l 3 points ago +3 / -0

They was raped many time in many ways. Their parents help cover it up and told them to suck it up. It's sad and sick. Moloch is the demon they worship and child sacrifice and rape doesn't bother him. They enjoy it. You could ask Epstein lady friend. You know she did. Look how many rich friends helped her hide and not one ever got in trouble.

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obamagavemeaphone 2 points ago +2 / -0

Debuted in HOLES

'nuff said!

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RememberIssacKappy 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's a bit of a flog... but I thought he was a decent actor towards the end.

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ARfreedom 2 points ago +2 / -0

His parents fucking right in front of their kids probably didn't help his mental state either.

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FORMERCHILDSTAR 2 points ago +2 / -0

No comment.

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WomenShouldntVote [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yikes bro. I’m sorry for what happened to you.

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FORMERCHILDSTAR 2 points ago +2 / -0

😆

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BCDubs 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think the brim on his hat has ptsd also