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🤣😂 whoever paid for this, you glorious bastard, I salute you 🤣😂👌 (media.patriots.win)             REEEEEEE! 
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Rucktoe 80 points ago +81 / -1

I love a good Uranus joke!

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wdang 42 points ago +42 / -0

Hey man Uranus is mighty gassy!

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Rainman 22 points ago +22 / -0

What does star trek and toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus and wipe out cling-ons

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ColonelKlink 12 points ago +12 / -0

Just wait until they rename it Urectum to end that stupid joke once and for all.

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Lower 14 points ago +14 / -0

Rectum, it damn near killed 'em!

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Rucktoe 6 points ago +6 / -0

lol, I'll have fun with that as well!

I was making a Uranus joke in a video game several years back and they censored the word. What was funny is that when I replace it with your anus, it was not censored.

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ColonelKlink 4 points ago +5 / -1

It's an old Futurama joke, they claimed it happened in the year 2620.

Censors are very weird. kek

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KickingPugilist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just some intern that typed "Uranus" into a blackAfrican American list of words.

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RicFlir 40 points ago +40 / -0

That’s southbound on I-35 from Dallas to Austin I believe, I saw that a couple weeks ago and nearly died laughing!

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peterthegreen 21 points ago +21 / -0

Someone needs to put up another as you approach Austin: Now Leaving Texas And Entering Uranus

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ColonelKlink 3 points ago +3 / -0

kek

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KekistanPM 11 points ago +11 / -0

Really? GOOD. We need more of that near Austin.

Don't even get me started on how you'd never know Austin was even in Texas by the looks of the city.

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Marshall2 5 points ago +5 / -0

I went to Austin about 50 years ago. It didn't seem so bad then. Haven't heard anything good about it since then.

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Haitianbychoice360 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for confirming. Just wondering if this is real.

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RicFlir 2 points ago +2 / -0

I assure you it’s real!

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Haitianbychoice360 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hot damn! This really needs to spread :D

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Electricutie 35 points ago +36 / -1

A more accurate message might be "All other genders are targeting Uranus"

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FudgyFudgeBots 18 points ago +18 / -0

I was told by an psychiatrist many years ago that sexual orientation is set when you have your first sexual experience...even if its rape.

So you are right. Men raping little boys produces gay men.

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Haitianbychoice360 10 points ago +10 / -0

It used to be listed in textbooks prior to the homosexual lobby shutting that tidbit down.

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MensRea 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hmm, I was 6-years-old, watching Dialing for Dollars on Channel 2 in San Jose when I knew I loved men.

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bigdickhangsright 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did your pickle move when you saw the host?

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MensRea 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nope. I am a chick

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bigdickhangsright 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤣

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memorablelogin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Have you heard of the parasite that makes mice attracted to the smell of cats? If wonder if something like that exists, but for homos. That would explain Democrats’ fear of Ivermectin.

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KekistanPM 12 points ago +12 / -0

Pretty much that. It was a short trip from "I'm not doing anything to you so leave me alone" to "You're a bigot if you don't date me!"

Depraved gay or transsexual men mark themselves as female to try to match with straight guys in the dating scene. I can see why some people would give up dating entirely because, where they live, part of the process involves looking for an adam's apple.

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Retard_Strength 10 points ago +10 / -0

if The Crying Game was made today, it would be a hate crime

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wrathofdog 5 points ago +5 / -0

They won't stop until it's illegal not to let them date your 3yo.

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TheEvacuator 3 points ago +3 / -0

9mm vs Pedo's genitals

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Marshall2 1 point ago +1 / -0

LEGAL never stopped a pedophile.

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GuerillaYourDreams 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Crocodile Dundee grab test is always a good idea!!

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AmericanMan00 2 points ago +2 / -0

So Lola, can i expect an inny or an outty?

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MnSaltyLegion 13 points ago +13 / -0

The best. These billboards always give my hopium a boost. Based people I don't know in places i would never see it at their expense. Awesome, Keep sharing these when you see them.

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2scoops2genders 10 points ago +10 / -0

Holy shit! I literally drove by this Friday and wished I had gotten a picture of it to post here lmaooo..this is in Texas on the way to Austin lol.

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Deadpool [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

We have the best trolls. From the stickers to the billboards 🤣

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The_Knight_of_sunset 9 points ago +9 / -0

How much is for a message on a billboard?

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Deadpool [S] 13 points ago +14 / -1

Right now some in the northeast outside of cities are $1500 month, or $1000/month if you buy 10

In more rural settings across the Midwest and south I have seen under $1000 a month and insane deals if you buy more than 3

The coof killed advertising so you can negotiate some crazy deals in some areas

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PrezElectHamsandwich 6 points ago +6 / -0

If they won't let us shitpost on Facebook or Reddit, we absolutely should be shitposting IRL.

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concealedaces 6 points ago +6 / -0

Forget the if. Shit posting in real life is so much better and longer lasting. If I could I'd carve memes into megalithic stone

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Poolmanstl 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

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FreedomFromGovt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Brilliant! Direct messaging: I love it. Oh, and fuck the GOP.

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BloodElfSupporter 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can chip in if people organize one. I’m not donating anything rn except buying Trump’s merchandise and his new book. GOP can fuck odd. But I’m absolutely down for making meme magic real!

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Deadpool [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

Businessman and ex state Senator of Pennsylvania, Scott Wagner, did just that. He bought 15 signs across Pennsylvania trolling Resident Brandon

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GuerillaYourDreams 2 points ago +2 / -0

AGREED!!

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BidensButtWiper 11 points ago +11 / -0

$500 bucks for 30 days where I live

This would make leftists seethe soooooo much

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The_Knight_of_sunset 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hmm. Not that expensive, although what are the parameters?

Location, size, and are there any special considerations for color, text, message, etc?

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WomenShouldntVote 7 points ago +7 / -0

That’s just for the rental. You have to pay for the vinyl too which is 1-2k depending on the size.

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BidensButtWiper 5 points ago +5 / -0

Urban Iowa and as long as it's not obscene they display it.

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GuerillaYourDreams 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m wondering if they would consider that obscene?

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jackasskicker 7 points ago +7 / -0

Brilliant 👏

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Thomas24 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh!! That's beautiful lol!

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IAmDisappoint 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL love it!

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TheRealJaredHolt 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope thats real and Ill help pay for one in my town.

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Deadpool [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

It’s real and people have been doing it across the country https://patriots.win/p/13zMe31MqX/the-man-who-payed-for-all-the-bi/c/

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Churchb4bible 3 points ago +3 / -0

🙌🏻🎄

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FkitAll 3 points ago +3 / -0

In W PA there is are now 2 electronic signs within a 1/4 mile owned by a Patriot... They usually have 4 or so changing messages each and all are awesome, lol! It was driving Dems crazy but it's privately owned, so nothing they could do! I love driving by! https://twitter.com/cindysun1414/status/1447053932912472069

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Deadpool [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

I wonder if Scott Wagner funded those also or another based PA Pede. Either way I love the salt tsunami 🤣

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TheSonOfGadsden 3 points ago +3 / -0

Greatest billboard of all time😂

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Merica4EVER 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL bro whoever made this billboard and funded it has 9000iq thats why they could afford to do this

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Veritas264 3 points ago +3 / -0

As well as the billboard company that was cool with it.

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Deadpool [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

That’s the awesome part. The billboard companies have allowed things that Facebook and Twitter will not.

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RobinNet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ima gonna steal that.

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DeplorableLA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hilarious and true!

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VikingHalo45 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which state? I'm moving there!

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Deadpool [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

This one is in Texas (outside of Austin) but 15 anti Brandon Administration signs went up across Pennsylvania (paid for by a businessman)

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Hank_Baxter 2 points ago +2 / -0

I cricked my neck laughing at that and now I'm in pain, lol.

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mikethemarine 2 points ago +2 / -0

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

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RogueLeaderX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dammit!!!

Where is this???? You gotta give the location!!!

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Deadpool [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

Texas just outside of Austin

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QMAB 2 points ago +2 / -0

Speaking as an astrology and occultism buff, it's actually TRUE that Uranus was the planet associated with homosexuals and other aneurotypical expressions of creativity and lifestyle in ancient times.

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ProphetOfKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nobody knew that Uranus existed as planet in ancient times. You have to have a telescope to see it.

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QMAB 2 points ago +2 / -0

They saw a star in the sky that was bright and didn't twinkle, and it moved on a path that did not stay with the stars in the background.

They didn't see that it was a blue ball of gas until Galileo invented the telescope.

Planets sway back and fourth and move across the sky in a zig zag pattern, similar how the moon and the sun have cycles.

They didn't understand exactly WHAT planets were, but they named them after their gods (Zeus/Jupiter, Aphrodite/Venus, Posiedein/Neptune, Hades/Saturn, etc etc)

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ProphetOfKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah thanks for that.

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NoFucksman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pulled from Uranus

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scrubking 1 point ago +1 / -0

As long as conservatives continue to support gays and trans nothing will get better.

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Neutral_admin 1 point ago +1 / -0

"All other genders were pulled from uranus" would have flowed better.

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canada_is_communist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey dont insult Uranus like that... Its a fine planet................ They don't want those freaks neither

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Im_shmmaaaaaat 1 point ago +1 / -0

They hate us cause the anus

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2JoefromKokomo 1 point ago +1 / -0

What did scientists discover in 1839?

Ur Anus.

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acidburn 1 point ago +1 / -0

all OTHER GENDERS, *and BIDENS...

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BrionK 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's been awhile. Nice to see Uranus making a cum back.

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Turtlew0rk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Always wanted to have the money to put whatever I want on billboards.

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KSMOconservative 0 points ago +1 / -1

I'm thinking my 5-year-old self ackshually did this in the time machine we made out of boxes in the 70s.

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RedPillMAGALegend -2 points ago +1 / -3

This is funny, but definitely fake

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2scoops2genders 1 point ago +2 / -1

Definitely not fake. Literally just drove by this the other day. Lmao funny timing to see it on here today.

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Deadpool [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

This guy must be a troll. I don’t know what his deal is.

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RedPillMAGALegend -2 points ago +1 / -3

Absolutely fake. No ad company would allow that in fear of losing their business relationships. Faker than Hunter’s painting talents

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Deadpool [S] -1 points ago +1 / -2

Others have been doing this across the country, most paying tribute to the Brandon Administration because advertising is in the toilet so the cost is cheap https://patriots.win/p/13zMe31MqX/the-man-who-payed-for-all-the-bi/c/

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RedPillMAGALegend -1 points ago +1 / -2

Saw that too fren. Also fake.

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Deadpool [S] 0 points ago +2 / -2

What? You watched the news report? You think the local news faked it for this site? Are you a troll? I driven past 10 of these types of signs. Are you a troll or an asshole?

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RedPillMAGALegend 0 points ago +1 / -1

SHITS FAKE!!!!!! Umad? Shit is not a real billboard.

Fact check: Fake