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SwampMonsterJesus 106 points ago +106 / -0

We lost the wrong basketball player that day (I say this as not even a Kobe Bryant or a basketball fan).

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pushbackv2 69 points ago +69 / -0

Lebron pretending to read 'The Autobiography of Malcolm X" for the cameras is the most perfect encapsulation of him as a person.

Jordan danced to his own beat. So did Kobe.

Not Lebron. He yearns for acceptance like the Uyghurs yearn to not be subject to slave labor.

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BoatingAccident 17 points ago +17 / -0

The left doesn't like to talk about X's later years much...

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DJTorNothing 14 points ago +14 / -0

There was a meme, I don’t know if I saw it on here a while back. It was a montage of Lebron “reading” in front of the cameras, about 6 different times and all the pics were of him at the beginning of the book lol

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CATaxSlave 5 points ago +5 / -0

Looks like a guy who doesn't know how to read, but tries to fool everyone by always carrying a book.

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BigAmericanParty 5 points ago +5 / -0

Notice how all the pictures are of him on the first page?

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mcoulton 4 points ago +4 / -0

Words are hard

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BigAmericanParty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Literacy is racist.

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ColonelTravis 4 points ago +4 / -0

Imagine being an adult, and pretending to read a Hunger Games book.

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DJTorNothing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow props. Thanks a lot

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love_and_peace 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are there any pictures of him further along though. These could have easily been cherry picked to set their own narrative.

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JulliettSierraTango 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why would any intelligent person expect anything more?

lebron has, (at best) a Cleveland public high school education.

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LearnAboutRoaches 10 points ago +10 / -0

Even though he kinda sucks now, Kareem put him in his place:

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar on LeBron's big balls dance:

"Why do you need to do a stupid, childish dance? It doesn't make sense.....GOATs don't dance."

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ConcernedFrenchFrog 10 points ago +11 / -1

Fuck the uyghurs. They look weak and miserable to you now but let them breed some more and they'll start cutting heads

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Meddlesom 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yep, they'll islam the shit out of the place if given the chance. China is right about islam.

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BigAmericanParty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look, nobody actually gives a fuck about the uyghurs, obviously. But it's just too perfect of a circumstance not to throw back in the face of BLMNBA grifters.

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ConcernedFrenchFrog 2 points ago +2 / -0

True.

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SolidSnakeOil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kobe did until that rape beef than he worked hard to fit in.

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midgetpornrocks 4 points ago +4 / -0

You beat me to this comment.

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Standingoak 3 points ago +3 / -0

I understand there are a number of Afghan Pilots available too.

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TheEvacuator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was Kobe based?

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SwampMonsterJesus 17 points ago +18 / -1

He was apparently a devout Catholic (I consider myself lapsed), so I give him points for that, and he recieved the Eucharist hours before his death. Supposedly also multi-lingual so he's smarter (in theory) than your normal person).

He did have rape allegations but those were settled out of court, he consistently denied the accusations and the accusor never testified. So technically he is innocent. Whether he actually did the deed or not is not for me to say, nor do I care, that's between him, the accuser and the courts (and God). I do have the idea he did have sex with her but she claimed rape later for various reaons.

So not sure if he is based per se, but he was at least somewhat normal.

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War_Hamster 10 points ago +10 / -0

The word on the street was that the sex was consensual until Kobe tried to go backdoor and then he didn't take no for an answer. I've got nothing to substantiate that, but a lot of people in SoCal believe that's the case.

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ModernDayMao 14 points ago +14 / -0

Gross I’ll never understand some dudes obsession with fucking shitholes.

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RegularAmerican 8 points ago +9 / -1

I was in a nightclub in the Philippines in Manila one night. He was there with some other big shots but they had a private room. I heard they were inviting in girls but they were not allowed to bring in a cell phone. I wonder why they did that...

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TheEvacuator 7 points ago +7 / -0

Cause Big Mike was in there swinging that 12 inch.

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RegularAmerican 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol you mean Obama? No i just heard it was Kobe and some other Basketball players.

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War_Hamster 5 points ago +5 / -0

When I went to the Philippines for a dive trip, we stayed on night in Manila. That is the ugliest city I've ever seen. They wouldn't let us leave the hotel without armed security.

There was a 7-11, KFC, and a Shakey's Pizza on seemingly every block and the people had hard and tired looks on their faces. Just a gigantic mass of humanity.

Then we got to the outer islands and the people were all happy and beautiful. Poor as dirt, but happy.

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RegularAmerican 4 points ago +4 / -0

Which part did you stay? The actual city of manila is not that big. But is surrounded by a giant metropolitan called Quezon City. I remember some of the areas and people I met were pretty connected lived in the areas with alot of security to keep out the poor and the riff raff. But I also loved being in the rural provinces especially. in the north like Ilocos Norte and Sur. And also I loved going to the mountains where my wife is from. The people are unbelievably nice there. I guess it would be like the difference between being in NYC Then you drive to new Hampshire or something it's completely different attitudes.

And I truly miss Shakeys in the Philippines. There was one I went to alot. Because it's just the place to go when you've got the money. It's nice in there and Air conditioned. The managers and staff treated us so well and they kept that place immaculate and clean. Damn I miss Filipino service. Idk if it's changed because of the pandemic. I hope not. But yeah manila and Q.C. have some tough neighborhoods where there's a serious problem with meth. And the kids there sniff that glue you use for building model airplanes and that problem is really bad too. it's pretty sad but I can say that in L.A. or S.F. its even more disgusting. The only good thing about those places is you don't see any homeless kids, only adults.

I really love it there. as messed up as the poverty is, the people there make life fun and happy with what they've got. I had so much more fun there than I did in China. But I haven't been to Japan yet. That one's on the bucket list still.

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

We spent a week on a live aboard off of Southern Leyte. I had wanted to stay on an extra week to hang out in Cebu, but my traveling companion got sick and wanted to get home.

When driving through the rural towns, you can almost reach out the window into people's kitchens, the houses are packed so close to the road. That island was so hilly, they could only build about 100 feet from the ocean, and I'd imagine they deal with some rough weather.

One of my favorite parts is how much they love basketball. In many of those small villages, the basketball court is the center of town. They loved me because I'm 6'3", which is like Shaq compared to them. I had a good time playing hoops with the kids. As I said, wonderful warm people.

One other fun observation was the grocery store we went to. It was new and rather nice. There was an entire aisle filled top to bottom on both sides with nothing but Spam. One dude's full time job was restocking the Spam, and he could never keep up.

And the WW2 MacArthur memorial is a must visit.

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JulliettSierraTango 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ahhhh…

The land of the LBFMs!! (Little Brown Fuck Machines)

In the 1908’s and early 1090’s, the surrounding areas of Subic Bay Naval and Clark Air Force Bases had a NEVER ending supply.

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm not going to upvote because I'm not proud of how we've treated people.

You're not wrong, but that doesn't mean I have to like it.

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JesusisKing 1 point ago +1 / -0

this is news to me i only ever saw his hours of satanic obsession's with winning in the mortal world

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-jjjjjjjjjj- 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably not, but he was smart enough not to talk politics in public. He was a professional who knew his job was round ball.

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War_Hamster 0 points ago +1 / -1

Kobe was a freakin rapist.

Great player on a team I hated, but still a freakin rapist.

Allegedly.

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thingaboutarsenal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kobe had apparently become quite the devout catholic before his death. Lebitch worships scientism, China, and slave labor.

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AlphaNathan 22 points ago +22 / -0

This made me sad for Kobe but it’s also funny.

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wst4 19 points ago +19 / -0

I had to chuckle (silently though).

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Luvs_2_Bop 15 points ago +15 / -0

A f’n classic! Never gets old

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TrumpTrainForever 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lebron should take a free helicopter ride, like all good commies

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TheEvacuator 3 points ago +3 / -0

[Insert Helicopter Ocean Emoji Here]

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Deadpool 9 points ago +10 / -1
   🚁
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🌊🌊🦈🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

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IncredibleMrE1 11 points ago +11 / -0

Nothing of value would be lost, so long as the helicopter survives.

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MasklessMarvel 8 points ago +8 / -0

🚁.

🤾🏿‍♂️

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WenOli311 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wouldn’t it be cheaper to buy him a plane ticket to Chiner since he loves Chiner so much!

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JesusMaga 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m sure Nigel Farage has one he’d be willing to part with

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South_Florida_Guy 4 points ago +4 / -0

If we can't get him a whole helicopter maybe we can settle for a helicopter ride instead

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Deadpool 4 points ago +5 / -1

Wow that’s a 🌶 spicy 🌶 fucking meatball 🤣😂🚁🚁🚁

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rossiFan 3 points ago +4 / -1

$500K is not going to buy anything but a used Robinson.

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TheJustin 18 points ago +18 / -0

I think it only needs to go up once...briefly...

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-jjjjjjjjjj- 5 points ago +5 / -0

If it exploded on the pad that would probably be sufficient.

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unicornpoop 3 points ago +3 / -0

A nice high ride in a helicopter?

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GreyKnight 3 points ago +3 / -0

They'll need a Sikorsky Skycrane to get his ego off the ground...then again maybe not if he is full of hot air...

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farquhar 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would rather contribute to giving him with a one-way helicopter ride. Those are much cheaper and serve a far better purpose.

Edit: added "him"

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PizzaphilePodesta 3 points ago +3 / -0

can we just buy him one special helicopter ride?

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Jmricht 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait wait. Holding one’s head under water …. I’m a lonely bee mother ducker.

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OnlyTrump20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this for the Kobe Bryant model?

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info_warrior 2 points ago +2 / -0

It worked out well for Kobe...

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monkeycat2010 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this real?

Surely people are not contributing to a multi millionaire to buy a helicopter.

If it is real, then the NWO should get a list from GoFundMe and start their depopulation effort with it.

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malooch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bron will be forever bitter because he knows he'll never be better than Jordan

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wolfsettler 2 points ago +2 / -0

The wrong basketball player died.

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trauncher 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can we just give him a free ride on one?

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publius1788 2 points ago +2 / -0

All he needs in a one way ticket on Pinochet Airlines.

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Impulse 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've got access to a helo. Be glad to drop him anywhere.

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SoldierofKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll chip I'm if hes pushed out

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LearnAboutRoaches 2 points ago +2 / -0

That piece of shit up there, I never liked him, I never trusted him. For all I know he had me set up and had my friend Angel Fernandez killed.

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67Vert 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm sure someone would give him a Helicopter Ride for free.

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mikethemarine 0 points ago +1 / -1

It would have been cheaper to pay someone to give him a Helicopter ride for sure, and saved on fuel to land it by giving him a high speed decent from it

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realgeotus2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

He can get a free helicopter ride any day..

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Genericwhitemale 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kobe was a cool guy who kept politics out of basketball. LeBron is a race biting privileged faggot and should've been on that helicopter

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Codrus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can I donate a broken fuel gauge?

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BigMikesHairyDong 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wrong player died.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 1 point ago +1 / -0

How about a free helicopter ride instead?

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InappropriateLaughtr 1 point ago +1 / -0

At first I thought this was just a joke to buy a rich man something he doesn't need to make fun of the elite culture. Then I remembered Kobe.

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17pat76 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lakaren is a puss

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Tdr287 1 point ago +1 / -0

He can die how he lived, in someone's shadow

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Gosh_darn_hotdog 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ouch.

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CynicalTwit22 1 point ago +1 / -0

Spicy

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The_DonaldPodcast 0 points ago +1 / -1

Maybe we can fund him a pilot that learned to take off but didn’t learn to land?

It is too bad Kobe’s pilot passed on.

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obar1 0 points ago +1 / -1

can we save the list of the people - I hope you can at least see name an surname ....

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Tx50bmg 4 points ago +4 / -0

Racist how? Did Kobe's helicopter kill him because of racism?

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67Vert 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's stupid but its not racist