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SwampMonsterJesus 106 points ago +106 / -0

We lost the wrong basketball player that day (I say this as not even a Kobe Bryant or a basketball fan).

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pushbackv2 69 points ago +69 / -0

Lebron pretending to read 'The Autobiography of Malcolm X" for the cameras is the most perfect encapsulation of him as a person.

Jordan danced to his own beat. So did Kobe.

Not Lebron. He yearns for acceptance like the Uyghurs yearn to not be subject to slave labor.

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BoatingAccident 17 points ago +17 / -0

The left doesn't like to talk about X's later years much...

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DJTorNothing 14 points ago +14 / -0

There was a meme, I don’t know if I saw it on here a while back. It was a montage of Lebron “reading” in front of the cameras, about 6 different times and all the pics were of him at the beginning of the book lol

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CATaxSlave 5 points ago +5 / -0

Looks like a guy who doesn't know how to read, but tries to fool everyone by always carrying a book.

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ColonelTravis 4 points ago +4 / -0

Imagine being an adult, and pretending to read a Hunger Games book.

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DJTorNothing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow props. Thanks a lot

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love_and_peace 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are there any pictures of him further along though. These could have easily been cherry picked to set their own narrative.

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JulliettSierraTango 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why would any intelligent person expect anything more?

lebron has, (at best) a Cleveland public high school education.

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LearnAboutRoaches 10 points ago +10 / -0

Even though he kinda sucks now, Kareem put him in his place:

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar on LeBron's big balls dance:

"Why do you need to do a stupid, childish dance? It doesn't make sense.....GOATs don't dance."

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ConcernedFrenchFrog 10 points ago +11 / -1

Fuck the uyghurs. They look weak and miserable to you now but let them breed some more and they'll start cutting heads

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Meddlesom 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yep, they'll islam the shit out of the place if given the chance. China is right about islam.

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BigAmericanParty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look, nobody actually gives a fuck about the uyghurs, obviously. But it's just too perfect of a circumstance not to throw back in the face of BLMNBA grifters.

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ConcernedFrenchFrog 2 points ago +2 / -0

True.

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SolidSnakeOil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kobe did until that rape beef than he worked hard to fit in.

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midgetpornrocks 4 points ago +4 / -0

You beat me to this comment.

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Standingoak 3 points ago +3 / -0

I understand there are a number of Afghan Pilots available too.

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TheEvacuator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was Kobe based?

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SwampMonsterJesus 17 points ago +18 / -1

He was apparently a devout Catholic (I consider myself lapsed), so I give him points for that, and he recieved the Eucharist hours before his death. Supposedly also multi-lingual so he's smarter (in theory) than your normal person).

He did have rape allegations but those were settled out of court, he consistently denied the accusations and the accusor never testified. So technically he is innocent. Whether he actually did the deed or not is not for me to say, nor do I care, that's between him, the accuser and the courts (and God). I do have the idea he did have sex with her but she claimed rape later for various reaons.

So not sure if he is based per se, but he was at least somewhat normal.

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War_Hamster 10 points ago +10 / -0

The word on the street was that the sex was consensual until Kobe tried to go backdoor and then he didn't take no for an answer. I've got nothing to substantiate that, but a lot of people in SoCal believe that's the case.

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ModernDayMao 14 points ago +14 / -0

Gross I’ll never understand some dudes obsession with fucking shitholes.

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RegularAmerican 8 points ago +9 / -1

I was in a nightclub in the Philippines in Manila one night. He was there with some other big shots but they had a private room. I heard they were inviting in girls but they were not allowed to bring in a cell phone. I wonder why they did that...

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JesusisKing 1 point ago +1 / -0

this is news to me i only ever saw his hours of satanic obsession's with winning in the mortal world

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-jjjjjjjjjj- 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably not, but he was smart enough not to talk politics in public. He was a professional who knew his job was round ball.

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War_Hamster 0 points ago +1 / -1

Kobe was a freakin rapist.

Great player on a team I hated, but still a freakin rapist.

Allegedly.

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thingaboutarsenal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kobe had apparently become quite the devout catholic before his death. Lebitch worships scientism, China, and slave labor.