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Before and After (media.patriots.win) NOT EVEN ONCE
posted ago by ThePowerOfPrayer ago by ThePowerOfPrayer +2958 / -5
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DocCarr 238 points ago +242 / -4

Listen fats

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empiretc 103 points ago +106 / -3

another 50 lbs..... must be a side effect of the FAT bank account

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 104 points ago +104 / -0

It's like she gained 5 lbs a week...

Seriously, how many calories are in Jeff Zucker's jizz?

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Faulkner 54 points ago +54 / -0

Donut icing.

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 22 points ago +23 / -1

Top kek

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LookFatty 19 points ago +19 / -0

Look Fat.. !!

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ThePowerOfPrayer [S] 26 points ago +26 / -0

Someone challenged me to make an S.E. Cupp variant next-

https://patriots.win/p/140vf5cVQf/

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2016TrumpMAGA 11 points ago +11 / -0

Perfect example of a woman who would be homely as hell without makeup.

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independentbystander 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh noes!

I watched an old Greg Gutfeld show with the singer from "GWAR" (in costume) and this very pretty dark-haired girl was on the panel, obviously very WTF at what kind of "news" show she landed on. It turned out to be S.E. Cupp, without the Problem Glasses. (Last time I saw her she was chubby and triggered on MSNBC/CNN/some similar commie network.)

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USMC_Capt 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just another boring "Sarah Elizabeth," only now her BMI has skyrocketed and her brain is scrambled.

Note Ellison Barber's Wikipedia entry having been scrubbed of her time with Blaze TV.

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Mrsattorney 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yikes!

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Jack 4 points ago +4 / -0

After seeing all your posts, I think this community could use a "fit to fat" / fat people hate sub!

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snoopy3210 22 points ago +22 / -0

Mrs CNN I diagnose you with face inflammation

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proDeoEtPatria 11 points ago +11 / -0

She probably married one of the liars and leakers in the 2016 0bama White House who was fabricating bullshit.

Brianna Keilar got engaged July 2016 to Fernando Lujan, a Director on the National Security Council in the White House, four years after they first met at a bar for ‘post-work happy hour’.

She slept with her source essentially. She then married the leaker and liar

https://heightline.com/brianna-keilar-cnn-married/

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brutustyberius 11 points ago +11 / -0

Is that like COVID?

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BringBackBroke46 8 points ago +8 / -0

Must be something else causing the weight gain. Stelter has cornered the market on Zucker’s jizz.

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Saltyminer11 7 points ago +7 / -0

Check that privilege

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NinjaPlease 12 points ago +12 / -0

Her neck is like a tree , you can count the rings to find out how many bad decisions she’s made to advance her career.

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19American62Woman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good one!

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bigbossman2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good thing Torbin was working remotely on Zoom, that would been another 15 pounds.

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magnokor 5 points ago +5 / -0

Even the earrings added much girth.

They do say the camera adds 10 pounds.

Maybe she just has more cameras on her now?

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TrumpIncitedErection 17 points ago +17 / -0

Now do Erin Burnett

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ThePowerOfPrayer [S] 27 points ago +27 / -0

Don't let your memes be dreams, that I can tell you.

https://patriots.win/p/140vf5cmkI/

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Chopblock 10 points ago +10 / -0

Damn son you are winning

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Mrsattorney 7 points ago +7 / -0

👍👍

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aloha_snackbar22 4 points ago +4 / -0

NGL, would still smash.

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OutlawPurpleHairDye 10 points ago +10 / -0

So many lefties don't seem too concerned about their personal carbon footprint.

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malarky 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cow gas

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StoryTimeHour 5 points ago +5 / -0

i will bench press you outside the gym cochroach

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ColonelKlink 3 points ago +3 / -0

How the hell do you gain that much face fat?

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songman727 1 point ago +1 / -0

not enuff bj practice............

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Olds777 157 points ago +158 / -1

Is she slowly becoming Brian Stelter?

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 87 points ago +88 / -1

Brian Stelter downvoted you.

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pikabu 13 points ago +13 / -0

And you.

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 6 points ago +6 / -0

Damnit Brian!!

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IncredibleMrE1 39 points ago +39 / -0

Difficult to say. Her hairline is still holding up.

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peterthegreen 18 points ago +18 / -0

Her voice is getting higher though.

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BahamaDon 10 points ago +10 / -0

I can hear all this in Mark Dice's voice.

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 93 points ago +93 / -0

Everything is bigger…even her earrings

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Prudentwait 78 points ago +79 / -1

Fat women always overcompensate with jewelry/clothes/shoes/make-up

They're literally lost without that stuff

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 58 points ago +58 / -0

You also described trannies

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TommyJarvis 18 points ago +19 / -1

Trannies are nothing but makeup, wigs, womens clothing… and that’s OUR fault. We have allowed the “accoutrements” of “woman” to become “woman”, which makes it very easy for a man to simply take those things and claim to be one.

Remember when Kaylee McEnany posted a pic of herself w/o makeup and everybody dumped on her? Because we can’t appreciate a woman, we only see the symbols of “woman” now.

Post-modernism.

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REDPILLB00MER 4 points ago +7 / -3

To be fair, women promote these symbols themselves.

Why did Kaylee McEnany wear makeup during every press conference? Why couldn't she wear minimalist clothing and no jewelry in public? Why did she have to wear high heels on soft carpet?

She's made what she wears into the basis of her femininity.

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REDPILLB00MER 13 points ago +15 / -2

I don't think there's a woman in the world who would accept being without jewelry or clothes or shoes or makeup.

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Soundwave-Superior 11 points ago +12 / -1

Yes, clothes are necessary for humans to survive. Shoes are also very important. The rest? I think you've spent time with the wrong women.

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REDPILLB00MER -1 points ago +3 / -4

I'm talking about it from a vanity standpoint. Obviously if a woman is rock climbing she's gonna need shoes. But most women would be ashamed to walk barefoot on clean carpet if the ladies around her were wearing heels. The average woman couldn't wear a sports bra and shorts in a temperature controlled room if people were around her. Same for jewelry and makeup.

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freebirdie 2 points ago +2 / -0

I replied to you already but wanted to add that, for me personally, I would not be comfortable to lounge in public in a sports bra, but that is because I am a modest, older woman. That's definitely not the same as going without makeup.

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REDPILLB00MER 0 points ago +3 / -3

Ok. How about putting on a full nightgown that covers the body and nothing else?

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KickingPugilist 7 points ago +8 / -1

Even foot goddesses go all out with high heels and stilettos

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REDPILLB00MER 11 points ago +12 / -1

Yeah, because without those things people wouldn't pay attention to them and their confidence would disappear with the shoes.

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KickingPugilist 6 points ago +7 / -1

Well some go barefoot.

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REDPILLB00MER -1 points ago +3 / -4

Almost no women do though obviously

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mynewspiritclothes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Idiotic statement. Would YOU pay attention to them? I am extremely attracted to women who don't wear frills like impractical clothing, jewelry and makeup. There are some absolute ANGELS out there, man.

And why are you so fixated on wearing shoes, Tarantino?

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prayinpede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Foot goddesses???

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KickingPugilist 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's porn stars paid to have men worship their feet.

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freebirdie 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm a woman, and while I'd never go out sans clothing, I don't wear makeup regularly. I have some jewelry I'd never remove, but that has nothing to do with vanity. I don't wear high heels on a regular basis and go barefoot inside every day, so I think you might just be around some vain and uptight women. I can't be that unusual.

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REDPILLB00MER -3 points ago +2 / -5

Are you really comfortable enough with yourself to be fine in a world where fashion didn't exist and women went barefoot in sports bras? Most ladies wouldn't.

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freebirdie 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't think walking around barefoot outdoors is appropriate for anyone unless you're at the beach/lake/etc. A sports bra is an undergarment, and as such is to be worn under clothing.

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REDPILLB00MER -1 points ago +3 / -4

I don't think footwear has anything to do with modesty. Do you wear gloves every time you leave the house?

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mynewspiritclothes 3 points ago +3 / -0

There are plenty of women who don't wear high heels and makeup. Stop sniffing around bars and nightclubs and maybe you'll find one.

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ghost_of_aswartz 6 points ago +6 / -0

And big hair

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redgreenyellowblu 4 points ago +4 / -0

And loud voices

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Hangemh1gh 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's to distract you from the fugly.

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REDPILLB00MER 1 point ago +2 / -1

Wouldn't dressing down reveal the ugly?

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REDPILLB00MER 1 point ago +2 / -1

How should fat women dress? Lmao.

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Les_Deplorables 4 points ago +4 / -0

Even her fat cunt.

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Drinkup4 59 points ago +59 / -0

Now do S.E. Cupp. She was a hot conservative on Red Eye, now she's a fat hateful liberal.

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MeinDonald 60 points ago +61 / -1

I don't think people can change from conservative to liberal that easily. She was most likely always a liberal. Just a wolf in sheep's clothing

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BatmanForTrump 37 points ago +37 / -0

This, people on TV will say anything they are paid to say, she was "conservative" because that was the job she got

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Retard_Strength 20 points ago +20 / -0

she realized she could get hired more places by being the 'conservative voice' which was really just a leftist LARPing as a conservative, which is the only type of 'conservatives' any of the networks will hire.

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ATK69 14 points ago +15 / -1

She’s a girl. They’re like a chameleon on a cattail. Completely lost on their own and easily swayed.

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Drinkup4 8 points ago +8 / -0

She can change from hot to not that fast.

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Slugbert 4 points ago +4 / -0

Agreed. The usual progression is a transition from liberal idealist to conservative realist as age/wisdom sets it, not vice versa.

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ThePowerOfPrayer [S] 20 points ago +20 / -0
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Nibba 2 points ago +2 / -0

She turned into a man. Impressive.

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5854110203868847 1 point ago +3 / -2

She can cupp my nads

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FinishTheBorderWall 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wouldn’t kick her out of bed

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ghost_of_aswartz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Her name itself is neurolinguistic programming

S.E. Cupp

"C cup"

as in bra

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RealTXPatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ol Sarah from Carlsbad CA.

That fuckin whore used to do things at the Oside beach with Marines , in their cars... knew a few

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brundlefly777 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pretty typical Oside, lol.

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Faulkner 39 points ago +39 / -0

Who even is this broad?

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TommyJarvis 20 points ago +20 / -0

Yeah I’m lost

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SkeletorsTeeth 16 points ago +16 / -0

No clue myself

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SeeWithYourMind 11 points ago +11 / -0

Apparently her weight gain overrides the horrible makeover. She looks like any of the big media babes...fake and caked

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ghost_of_aswartz 11 points ago +11 / -0

She's a CNN cunt anchor who is extremely nasty towards republicans

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DickJohnson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just another alcoholic on CNN. Her face is puffy cause she gets drunk ever damn day!

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DeuteronomyTwentyone 39 points ago +39 / -0

And each year that hair will be cut shorter, and shorter, and shorter.... until she looks like this: 👨‍🦲

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KickingPugilist 22 points ago +22 / -0

Richard Madcow has an emoji?

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DeuteronomyTwentyone 6 points ago +6 / -0

🤣🤣🤣 apparently so!! Its sooo uglllyyy gross, lol!

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Meddlesom 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think that's Brian Stelter. Make note of the bald head, lipstick, and soulless dead eyes.

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DragonNRG 29 points ago +29 / -0

wow even her earrings gained weight

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empiretc 6 points ago +6 / -0

😂🤣

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spezpedobestfriend 27 points ago +27 / -0

Brianna Keilar.... the shot looks to be in her 20's and the one on the right is her 40's, that wall hit her hard and fast. Her blood type is hoho filling.

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Slugbert 11 points ago +11 / -0

The wall is undefeated!

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lolpaladins 3 points ago +4 / -1

walls work!

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skyhawk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Her blood type is hoho filling.

This literally made me lol, thanks!

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Meddlesom 3 points ago +3 / -0

That ho has a lot of ho filling.

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Cantshadowbanthemall 1 point ago +1 / -0

blood type is hoho filling

My sides

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South_Florida_Guy 20 points ago +20 / -0

Looking like a real life Miss Piggy

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IncredibleMrE1 12 points ago +12 / -0

Liz Cheney already has that role filled.

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OhioRock3 18 points ago +18 / -0

CHONK

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BasedEngineer 5 points ago +5 / -0

CONSOOMER

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hillaryisgoingdown 17 points ago +18 / -1

does this network make me look fat?

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EvJohn 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kek

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finscreenname 16 points ago +16 / -0

She is all of 41 years old. Brian is like 36 years old. CNN where young people go to look old.

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MAGA_mantis 12 points ago +12 / -0

She so fat, her drivers license is on a 8" x 10".

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MasklessMarvel 4 points ago +4 / -0

she can't go to the beach because Greenpeace tries to drag her back into the water

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Magamom 11 points ago +11 / -0

CNN must mean Chicken Nuggies Now

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Zippythekid 10 points ago +10 / -0

That’s what happens when you tell every looser they are beautiful just the way they are.

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PaineThomas 10 points ago +10 / -0

Before: resting bitch face

After: resting pig face

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Gnarly_opinions 8 points ago +8 / -0

Even her earrings got fatter

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Be_Banned 8 points ago +9 / -1

Erin Burnett did that too. At first I was like 😍, then I was like 🤢

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empiretc 7 points ago +7 / -0

she did turn into a hefer

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mugatucrazypills 8 points ago +8 / -0

Looks like a moped to me.

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shaven_llama 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trying to make herself unattractive to all the sex offenders who roam the halls of CNN.

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Vindalou 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lemme guess, her one weird trick to losing weight is Communism.

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FORMERCHILDSTAR 7 points ago +7 / -0

She lives on a steady diet of fattening lies and weight causing propaganda.

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spadamaz 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's a defense mechanism, if you aren't hot at CNN you don't get locked in an office with the producer!

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Conspiracytheorist 6 points ago +6 / -0

Eating too many roaches

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Aoikaze2000 6 points ago +12 / -6

Someone do a before and after of Whoopie and The View...

She was actually kinda attractive before she turned into a pissed off landwhale surrounded by fellow Karens.

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TommyJarvis 23 points ago +23 / -0

Whoopi? Are you insane? She has always been hideous!!

She used to be ugly, now she’s fat AND ugly.

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brutustyberius 11 points ago +11 / -0

No shit…unfuckable….even on my worst day.

First you would have to convince me without a doubt that Whoopi is not a man.

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wankingisgay 1 point ago +1 / -0

the jury would be hung on that one

so would whoppie

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MondayCoupleIsDead 16 points ago +16 / -0

Ted, you're drunk again, just like when you married her.

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Sea_Still 16 points ago +16 / -0

Whoopie the Hut

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masshole3 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ted Danson? Is that you?

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saltylegionair 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's city miles...

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nakedjay 6 points ago +6 / -0

Never go full CNN.

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cbonez416 6 points ago +6 / -0

I see NO difference!! A commie pig will always be a commie pig!!

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123breadman 6 points ago +6 / -0

Who is that? Gonna need a name

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123breadman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dang that pic makes her look way better than she actually looked back in the day.

Barf my friend

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magamagamaga123 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy shit.

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AssPhixEAtion627 5 points ago +5 / -0

She took 100 shots for all the donuts.

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MythArcana 5 points ago +5 / -0

THIS IS CNN

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gogueofreeee 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well once you suck Jeff Zuckers tiny ingrown dick, it is hard to maintain self respect.

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Deaditewater 5 points ago +5 / -0

Idk who this is, but it's not too compelling. I don't think she's heeejus

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Pepe-Meme 5 points ago +5 / -0

BEFORE CLOT SHOTS....AFTER CLOT SHOTS????

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MasklessMarvel 4 points ago +4 / -0

she got so fat they needed two cameras

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REDPILLB00MER 2 points ago +3 / -1

What's her name?

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Supernova 5 points ago +5 / -0

What is that?

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JerryJerryJerry 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's the "service" provided by the craft service table on set.

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QueensOwn 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is what happens when you consume the air of smugness floating around the CNN newsroom.

https://southpark.cc.com/episodes/o0wg88/south-park-smug-alert-season-10-ep-2

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VirTW 4 points ago +4 / -0

they must have lots of donuts at cnn

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MrsBarker 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is she preggo or just fat? There's a difference.

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MasklessMarvel 6 points ago +6 / -0

the baby is not in their face

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Seanp12 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't be too sure. This is CNN we're talking about. Granted, all the pedos there so far have been men.

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Coolgenner 4 points ago +4 / -0

She puffed up

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GeneralBoobs 4 points ago +4 / -0

Made her even more fucking insufferable.

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CelesteD 4 points ago +4 / -0

looks like shes getting the covid swab

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TheMadManDidItAgain 4 points ago +4 / -0

** HOINK HOINK **

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TwoWords 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fat lard

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Cavetoad_1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm trying to care but I don't.

Wait. I'm not even trying.

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jumpjet 3 points ago +3 / -0

even the earrings got fat

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masshole3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cocaine and excessive drinking will do that to you.

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knnbccb 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your looks are a reflection of your soul.