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deleted 92 points ago +92 / -0
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WhoMeTwo 29 points ago +29 / -0

+1

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1Eyed1Horned 13 points ago +13 / -0

+3

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NegativeRainbow 8 points ago +8 / -0

+4

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Poonough 4 points ago +4 / -0

+5

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becky21k1 3 points ago +5 / -2

I'm gonna come in at 2 am and raise you two million here.

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booga 26 points ago +26 / -0

Same and I never will. I have never tested myself when sick before, why would I start now? So stupid.

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Iamnotademocrat4 8 points ago +8 / -0

I took tests while I was at school when I was sick and I passed all the subjects that I studied for.......oh.....wrong topic.....you mean the chyna flu test ...ah so....

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Skogin 13 points ago +13 / -0

No, do not allow anyone to use it for the benefit of Big Pharma and The Gay Reset.

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Handy499 3 points ago +3 / -0

If the osha ets mandate goes through, they will distribute "tests" to infect people that refuse the gay vaccine

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Ponzo 9 points ago +9 / -0

Been tested twice because my wife was covid positive after tripple-jabbed old ladies at her nursing home infected her.

Twice tested, twice negative even tho i sleep next to my covid positive wife for almost two weeks now

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FlacidNation3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have friends with similar stories. It's not as contagious as they claim. And easily recoverable. We have been bamboozled. Crimea against humanity

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JasonX31 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good health to you and your wife!

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Ponzo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks, same to you, she just had a runny nose, throat pain and a light cough

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QLARP 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not a big international flyer are yeah

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BetsyFreedom85 66 points ago +66 / -0

I think this will backfire. Upload tens of thousands of videos of people testing their cantaloupes, lemonade and pizza for Covid and it showing positive…

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Ntlala 42 points ago +42 / -0

Let's make this a social media challenge. Pick an item, stream yourself testing said item, if the item tests positive send a $10 donation to your city or county gop.

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Vox_Dobad 15 points ago +15 / -0

I like this idea a lot

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PresidentBidet 10 points ago +10 / -0

Test the tap water for covid lol.

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AnPrim 6 points ago +6 / -0

You can already find these on twitter and the NPC programming is "hurr durr, misusing a test gives irrelevant results"

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Liberty0rdeath 4 points ago +4 / -0

And how will they manufacture the death? How will people react to vaccines in the future?

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jimzumaca 33 points ago +33 / -0

So why get the jab if you’re going to be constantly tested anyway?

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Martin_VanNostrand [S] 25 points ago +26 / -1

Because if the jab doesn't kill you first, it almost guarantees that you will be constantly reinfected with COVID thus perpetuating the "pandemic" and allowing the left to bank on endless lock downs and mandates.

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stonepony 15 points ago +15 / -0

Endemic. Time to start calling it what it is. It became endemic the moment the non-vaccine vaccines were pushed on people.

A "vaccine" that allows you to contract it, carry it, and spread it. Is the guaranteed way to keep it around forever. Endemic.

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Luminous_2a 8 points ago +8 / -0

My supervisor said he was "really sick" this weekend. The day before, he was talking to our group how he was triple jabbed and said he would get more if he could get them.

He went today to get tested for the coof. He waited over an hour and said the line for testing went from the back of the building all the way to the street.

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MrGone 25 points ago +25 / -0

You don't even need to return the results.

They now have the ability to claim tens of millions of positive results.

Anyone who can defeat that narrative, please step forward.

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EvJohn 21 points ago +21 / -0

Trump said, "stop testing". Big dick energy...and was prescient.

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AnPrim 5 points ago +5 / -0

EXACTLY

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Cuz99 2 points ago +2 / -0

So they mail you tests and you take them but don’t report/send them back. How are they saying these are positive? I’m missing something.

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Mamapedia 17 points ago +17 / -0

I'm almost positive I'm at the tail end of a nasty week with covid, but there is no way I will get tested. Not playing their game.

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Mamapedia 5 points ago +5 / -0

Luckily I had bought a tube at tractor supply months ago. I started on day 4 after steadily getting worse and was much better quickly. Criminal that we have to resort to animal formulas because our government is evil. I think I will use a teledoc for the pills now .

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RachetQueen2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Got my last order from them in 13 days. It was literally the quickest I ever have from them.

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mnguy12000 15 points ago +15 / -0

Dont get tested. Simple as that.

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AnPrim 1 point ago +2 / -1

aww, isn't that cute.

they don't care, they'll say you tested positive

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TermLimits 14 points ago +14 / -0

I am starting to think people with jobs are scamming the system to get out of work for a couple weeks.

Would explain why the CDC reduced isolation from 10 days to 5.

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mnguy12000 10 points ago +10 / -0

My company doesnt require proof. So people are just saying they have it and work from home for 5 days

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The_Emperor 3 points ago +3 / -0

This

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Lila_Quartermaine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Correct answer. Family member who works in HR said PTO only for those with positive test.

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Voiceofreason72 13 points ago +13 / -0

We MUST use those tests to prove they are unreliable. A "fraud test" campaign.

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maga_mama_757 11 points ago +11 / -0

I have never been tested.

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PresidentBidet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Me either.

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ObviousStatementMan 11 points ago +11 / -0

Haha, I've been telling people this wave of fake testing for no reason was coming in early 2022... they all said I was crazy, again. Mass Formation Psychosis is 100% legit.

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NotAnotherNPC 9 points ago +9 / -0

"free" as in we just paid for that shit.

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daty_dato 9 points ago +9 / -0

Only way they can carry it to Nov's election..

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GA_Logic 7 points ago +7 / -0

They will try the lockdown game again. This is why you have to beat them at their own game.

NPCs will want to keep things open as long as the jabs and boosters exist.

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LordKuroTheGreat 7 points ago +7 / -0

They got away with the exact same thing in 2020, of course they'll try it again.

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Stanwyk74 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yep. That is the goal. They always focus on cases and not severity. This is the perfect plan for the China Democrat Axis powers to kill America.

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ltpayne 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fucking bullshit! I want my damn tax money that's being wasted on this garbage back!

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SuperSilly 2 points ago +3 / -1

Fucking bullshit! I want my damn tax money that's being wasted on this garbage back!

What about your tax dollars that are being sent to countries like Israel and Pakistan? It's all fucking bullshit. Taxation should be like church donations... check the box you want your money to go to.... roads, poor people, or foreign countries... pick one. I pick roads.

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ed_shaw 4 points ago +4 / -0

For several reasons, the D is in full panic mode. Partly the mid terms approach, and partly simply the way criminals act when the law is closing in.

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kyblugrass 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't know if that will work this time. The last time this was new territory, and more states will were willing to shut down. Most if not all red states won't go with that this time, as second lockdown would irrecoverably damage their economies. Even if the Fed is willing to offer covid money fresh from the printer, It'll torpedo the economic position of to many people. There would likely to be to much political backlash. IF enough states don't go to lock down, and its only the few super-majority blue states, their won't be enough drive in Washington for stimulus and covid pork. If the battleground states go into lockdown, that will be the real test.

Dems biggest goal is just enough lockdown the get mail-in ballots. But their walking a real tight rope, their Globalist masters certainly want to destroy the economy for their Great Reset, but the Dems tax-paying supporters don't want to totally destroy their economic position, there is only so much they'll sacrifice so they can virtue signal about it before if makes them one of the "poor white trash trailer dwellers". The Dems Gib-dependant base will only go along with this as long as they believe the Dems will actually deliver on those promised Gibs, and checking the internet lately- that crowd is showing signs of losing faith the current crop of Dems to do that.

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bobobob 3 points ago +3 / -0

Most of these supposed asymptomatic people are probably just getting false positive PCR tests.

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FCUK_REDDIT 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think it might be time to get familiarity with your local postal people and where they lay their heads. You want to commie? There are repercussions.

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brokentoenail 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cool, that means that we'll hit natural immunity saturation and can go on about our lives.

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Wordlife187 2 points ago +3 / -1

WRONG!!

If you can't see the midterm game, you're blind.

  1. Stop using PCR tests January 1st
  2. Biden is buying $500 million tests so Normies don't get suspicious when the cases drop to zero so quickly.
  3. use all the tests by mid summer, cases hit zero as kids go back to school
  4. media and politicians parade Fauci and Biden around like Christ himself from just as early voting gets underway.
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Pelosi_Halitosis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually, mailing out 500MM test kits to a population of 330MM is just a gesture of peace to porch pirates. I bet these test kits are worth $5-$10 to all the goofs that are vaxxed and boosted but need to be tested harder.

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AnPrim 2 points ago +2 / -0

They don't even care if anyone takes the tests. They'll just fake the results they need.

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Cliffinati 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or lace the tests with something actually dangerous

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All1000wombats 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sad how easily they'll convince people to go along with their progressive slide toward tyranny.

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NC_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

A few of my friends were supposed to go to St. John last week. They all had to provide a negative test. All tested positive and none of them are sick. They’re all vaxxed.

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MAGAlifeChoseMe 2 points ago +2 / -0

several asymptomatic kids were sent home today from the school I teach at because they tested positive. I have a feeling that If I took 10 tests 5 would be positive.

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SuperSilly 2 points ago +2 / -0

several asymptomatic kids were sent home today from the school I teach at because they tested positive. I have a feeling that If I took 10 tests 5 would be positive.

Meanwhile my husband took my grandson to "Head Start" the other day and a snotty nosed kid who couldn't stop coughing was there waiting to be sent home. Our entire family got sick. Not saying it's related but.... totally NOT Covid but, shit, that shit SUCKED!

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DongortheGreat 2 points ago +2 / -0

These tests do jack shit. None of them work at all worth a damn. So many people I know tested positive on a lab test after testing negative on a home test

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CptAurelius 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's obvious they are stretching this out in order to effect the 2022 election to steal it

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reallybadmanners 2 points ago +2 / -0

More like they just need to extend this through the mid terms.

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AngryCitizen 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are Universal Covid Mail In Ballots so we can have distributed fraud in TWO major areas of life.

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RussianLimbaugh 2 points ago +2 / -0

The PCR tests aren’t under EUA any more. How are the home tests still on there? They can’t be more accurate than the PCR tests. This is silly big clown bonanza town.

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ngc6086 2 points ago +2 / -0

So volunteer to hand them out and hand them to the dump. Got it.

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WhatHappened2us 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't forget some testing companies have sold DNA data to China

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CNNdotWin 1 point ago +1 / -0

It doesn't matter who uses the test or the results. They can just fabricate what ever number of positive/ negative they want and who is to know?

They are using this as a means to either keep the scam going or turn it off.

It's a metaphorical gun to the head of the nation.

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1Eyed1Horned 1 point ago +1 / -0

Newp.... Going around that now... Using waste water to prove populations COVID levels. No testing needed anymore.

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PresidentBidet 1 point ago +1 / -0

I will destroy mine with a hammer before chucking it into the trash.

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TehAgent 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haven’t taken one covid test through this whole thing. I’m not helping them pump the numbers up.

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JasonX31 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s not exactly the plan. A lot of this results from the Democrat Party’s do-gooder agenda to promise Black people the same services upper middle-class white people get (albeit invariably years after the fact). These tests will definitely be used to underwrite inflated “case” numbers but they’re really just a cheap giveaway political stunt … like Obama phones.

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PKShadilay 1 point ago +1 / -0

The sheep are already playing along. Nothing on local news except about self test kits selling out and hours long lines at testing sites. Also screaming about the fact we have 1 million covid cases in a 24 hour period.

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NinjaFish 1 point ago +1 / -0

When the American people mistake the word ‘free’ (tests, vaccines, makes) , and then magically wonder how pharmaceutical companies produced banner profits last year.

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guito13 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not gunna do it. Im sick right now, home test (that I bought) said COVID. No way am i getting "Professionally" Tested.

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buckeyeminuteman 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s working. We’ve got 2400 national guardsman in my state working in hospitals and running testing sites. Gotta ramp up that fear.

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Foomer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also the government is about to buy up the entire inventory of tests in order to make it harder to employers to let their employees test out of the vaccine requirement.