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COnDEMnED 283 points ago +285 / -2

Did they just swap out the Greek alphabet for a new fucking alphabet? This shit will never end unless we end it. Stop testing, stop going to the hospital for a cold, stop complying with any mandate. Enough.

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McFatty7 154 points ago +155 / -1

Omicron was the Christmas variant.

Get ready for the:

  • Valentine's variant (romance spreads covid)

  • St Patrick's variant (green clovers & drinking spreads covid)

  • Easter variant etc (bunnies & eggs spreads covid)

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UnusualPepe 147 points ago +148 / -1

and Mid Term variant

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KungPaoMcChicken 71 points ago +72 / -1

We will all be safer if we give our ballots to this nice Somali dude who turns up at our apartment with a baseball bat running his fingers through our sons hair.

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BidenLikesMiners 5 points ago +5 / -0

That sounds a lot like maga country... do you live near jesse smolleier?

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UnusualPepe -106 points ago +9 / -115

i am curious why is there an obsession among right wingers to always blame it on foreign born people when clearly their bosses/americans(most of them are white) are calling the shots.

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Business-Socks [S] 85 points ago +85 / -0

Because "people of color" have a protected status.

Any show of defense against them is a hate crime. FFS Nick Sandmann was all bit crucified for standing still and smiling!

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HockeyMom4Trump 34 points ago +34 / -0

“People of color”

Remember when saying “colored people” was racist? But people of color is totally cool and woke guys!

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Parhelion12 13 points ago +13 / -0

I say black people. No one cares.

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Friendly_B 2 points ago +2 / -0

"It's not the same thing at all."

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WakeMeUpTrump 27 points ago +54 / -27

They're not white though. They're Jewish. Anyone who's done research knows that the Jewish people are calling the shots. They also love to import migrants to do their dirty work.

Most of Biden's cabinet is Jewish. The health CEOs from Pfizer to Operation Warp Speed are all Jewish. Those bringing in the immigrants are Jewish. The CDC is Jewish, etc. etc.

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WakeMeUpTrump 17 points ago +22 / -5

Most who do a little digging will find out on their own. It's definitely worth mentioning. We are after all in pursuit of truth here.

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BurtMcGirt 2 points ago +7 / -5

You are right. I'm not going to discriminate against anyone because of their religion. I know based people of all religions. Our side not being able to point our facts involving members of a particular religion though is just as bad as what the left does. We can't make fun of them for "hate facts" but then make "hate facts" of our own.

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AcidOverlord 5 points ago +5 / -0

There might be a name for them. Jews who sold out other Jews and their own countries used to be called "Seekers." They were less religious, very political, and obsessed with money. Sound familiar?

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PM_ME_UR_MAGIC_CARDS 1 point ago +2 / -1

ahh yes muh jooz

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DroolingElmo 15 points ago +15 / -0

I haven't had a white boss for 30 years.

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Highspergamy 3 points ago +4 / -1

Should have thought of that before proposing to Ms. Jun Kim.

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Chad_Dudebroski 9 points ago +9 / -0

Muh fellow whites

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Redneckathon 9 points ago +9 / -0

If you're new to non-censored news, this is what was happening pre-election.

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South_Florida_Guy 10 points ago +10 / -0

Voting in person spreads covid

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BlackPilled4Decades 5 points ago +5 / -0

speaking English spreads covid

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DogFacedPepeSoldier 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Germanic languages more glottal, more likely to spread covid CDC reports"

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DJTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mid term variant, might as well call it what it will be. Small pox 2.0.

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Yuri_Gagarin 1 point ago +1 / -0

My AR9 has the sniffles!

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KekistanPM 3 points ago +3 / -0

THIS is going to be the one that defies what science hasn't already been turned upside down. A virus that actually gets stronger as it mutates. And the media will admit it's man-made and that's how it can defy all we know about virology.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

This one explains why all the vaccines are a bust. Can’t even vaccinated with your tenth booster this time.

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UnusualPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

it is going to happen sooner or later

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LoadedMonk 17 points ago +17 / -0

I for one am waiting on the Ligma variant.

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Kekintosh2020 12 points ago +12 / -0

Closely related to mutant Sugma variant

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I_love_liberty_2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well the I Hate U variant is gonna work this time!

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CelesteD 2 points ago +2 / -0

oooh, nice catch. they do so love to sneak in jabs at the unaware, don't they?

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RexCollumSilvarum 5 points ago +5 / -0

The "D's" variant is on its way too.

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Lady_MaGa 2 points ago +3 / -1

I want to name the next variant. Covid-19-BS (as in Bull Shit).

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CelesteD 6 points ago +6 / -0

at this point they may as well just come out in the open with it and call it the covid-1984 strain.

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 8 points ago +8 / -0

Also look forward to the Ghey variant. Turns out everything except anal sex spreads it.

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Tailgunnerjoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

French election variant

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buco 2 points ago +2 / -0

Especially the mid-term variant. (need mail in voting nationwide)

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Building7 47 points ago +47 / -0

We were on a business trip overseas this week, my business partner tested positive, no symptoms but big time concern because it would screw up our schedule. We took it again a few hours later, negative and he could fly.

Its all a Charade

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phibetared 22 points ago +22 / -0

Yesterday, guy I work with felt off. Tested negative. Doctor told him to quarantine anyway. I had to cover the guy's shift.

honk^2

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cosmos411 12 points ago +12 / -0

So basically they're saying the test doesn't work, but you should take it anyway. Sounds familiar. Is this how science works now? smh

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War_Hamster 13 points ago +13 / -0

I always thought arbitrary tests determining our freedoms to be one of the dumbest parts of this whole charade.

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peterstrzoked 6 points ago +6 / -0

Almost as dumb as the red squeaky noses and the size 32 shoes

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CelesteD 6 points ago +6 / -0

there was a guy here who took two of those quick tests home and tested his tap water.

one came back positive.

positively full of shit.

he posted the pic too.

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Cyer6 2 points ago +2 / -0

My wife and daughter have been very sick the last week with a thick, heavy cough, sore throats and it's moved into the sinuses like a bad cold. Both had to have covid tests for work and they came back negative. Just like before, bugs are everywhere and anything can make you sick. Take care of the body because that's the only way to stay healthy.

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BabyItColdOutide4xir 2 points ago +2 / -0

freind...3 x positive with at home PCR....goes to ER...negative. Instructions on the test kit. "Any line next to the "T" means you may have covid19..."

Sham city

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HealthyPerfectionist 25 points ago +25 / -0

It's from Institut Hospitalo-Universitaires (IHU) Méditerranée Infection in Marseille, which first reported on identifying it, and was named so by its researchers.

https://www.foxnews.com/health/covid-19-variant-found-in-france-nicknamed-ihu-report

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Visceroth 53 points ago +54 / -1

So it's named after the region of origin? Seems kinda racist.Unless calling it the WCF (Wuhan Chinese Flu) isn't.

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HealthyPerfectionist 15 points ago +16 / -1

That was my first thought too, that it would make it OK to call SARS-CoV-2 the Wuhan Virus now, but I guess when the researchers who reported on it called it so themselves, then it doesn't count.

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DinosOnNoahsArk 8 points ago +8 / -0

Calling it Wuhan virus is more than ok. That's actually what it was named and branded by all of MSM and all leaders when it came out.

It was only some months later when they decided they could politicize it and attack Trump with it that they did a 180 and said it was racist.

There are probably a hundred+ examples of MSM and leaders calling it the Wuhan virus from early 2020.

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Retard_Strength 6 points ago +6 / -0

lots of instances of Andrew Cuomo insisting that it should be called the 'European Virus'. all butthurt that everyone was blaming it on China and calling it the China Virus

such a freaking deep state suckoff

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MySidesGoUp 3 points ago +4 / -1

Paging ‘Havana Syndrome’…

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jezabelle 2 points ago +2 / -0

That isn't it's name yet, it's a temporary title.

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conservativefrank 0 points ago +1 / -1

Sure, but we were told naming them after the place they were identified is racist.

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jezabelle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stop pretending to be stupid, it doesn't suit you.

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conservativefrank 3 points ago +4 / -1

I thought these were named for the Greek alphabet. Why are they now being named for a hospital?

I thought naming them for a place where they were identified was racist. That was the reason for using the Greek alphabet names.

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HealthyPerfectionist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ask the researchers at IHU, who named it so themselves. :P

I think that internationally it might get renamed in the coming days, we'll see.

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KekistanPM 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought it was named after "I Hate U"

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Liberty_Prime 24 points ago +25 / -1

Globalists just expressing themselves.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ihu

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talltellmanson 7 points ago +8 / -1

Bidens test producing plant won't be completed til sometime late 2024.

Were about midway through

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Krat 7 points ago +7 / -0

You are slaved just like the rest of us... your taxes are feeding the Democrat tyrants as we speak

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spelunking_librator 1 point ago +1 / -0

wait, I thought Pfizer trademarked that

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ComTruiseWasRight 3 points ago +3 / -0

Have we tried not paying taxes?

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gunteh 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Founders did, wonder if we’ve got the balls to try?

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JeremiahKassin 3 points ago +3 / -0

As if they actually need us to send in our money with a fiat currency they can print at will.

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spelunking_librator 2 points ago +2 / -0

it's about control... they'll make you pay 1 cent each month if it makes you remember your place

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Truglow 65 points ago +65 / -0

The "I Hate You" variant.

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MohaveSkipper 36 points ago +36 / -0

Yep. Comes right after the 'moronic' variant. They're laughing at us as they make this shit up.

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Truglow 2 points ago +2 / -0

We are the ones being trolled.

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Kaiheitai 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah it's all a shit test.

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Pontius_Pirate 6 points ago +6 / -0

Im waiting for the HMU variant!

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trainrekt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also similar to “ICU”

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Sumarongi 3 points ago +3 / -0

First thing that came to my mind

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brainphreeze 65 points ago +65 / -0

Is that the same France whose president just yesterday said he's going to make life impossible for the "unvaxxed" ?

Funny how convenient it is a "new variant" springs up

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Herecomedatpresident 36 points ago +36 / -0

Why are they so determined to crack down on unvaxxed still when it is so obvious the vaccines do not prevent infection or transmission. This is rhetorical to some degree, I know it is clown world. I really cannot understand it.

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SanFranShitty 35 points ago +35 / -0

They need to remove the control group. That’s us… The Purebloods!

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Snipthetipandsip 18 points ago +18 / -0

Exactly like they did in the trials. They don't want comparisons between the vaxxed and unvaxxed because then they can't muddy the waters with the adverse side effects. In a few years when millions suffer the various long term side effects, and millions don't the only objective comparison will be "we're you vaxxed?". They don't want that.

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SanFranShitty 16 points ago +16 / -0

Well it’s going to happen like that because too many of us aren’t taking it.

I now have vaccinated friends who are telling me not to take it and hold the line no matter what. They know they fucked up and we are their only hope!

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spelunking_librator 2 points ago +2 / -0

we're the avengers

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KekistanPM 7 points ago +7 / -0

They're down to "it reduces your chances of going to the hospital." But when you tell them that is more than offset by the chances of going to the hospital over an adverse jab effect, they just call you a liar and say all your sources are unreliable.

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SickIcarus 5 points ago +5 / -0

“I hope it does everything for you that it was designed to do.”

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spelunking_librator 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I hope vaxx losing it's effectiveness remains the only long-term discovery."

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Skogin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Less likely to go to the hospital if you are dead.

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AnPrim 5 points ago +5 / -0

Money.. have to induce vaids on as many as possible. They will all be on pfizermectin with antihiv included for life.

Soon...economic collapse and universal healthcare plus ubi.. everyone is compliant or ostracized.

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spelunking_librator 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Recharge your immunity like you recharge your smartphone. It's natural and normal."

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MrStep 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now it's because, um... our Omicron cases will be slightly less mild, so we need to be needle-raped to protect the Kleenex supply?

Total tyrannical BS.

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BadManOrange 7 points ago +7 / -0

Funny enough the headline says it's vax resistant. So what's the point?

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diverscale 5 points ago +5 / -0

Like omicron: more shots. 3rd dose 4th dose, etc, to combat the resistant variant. Here in canada they are pushing hard on 3rd shot since omicron resists vaccine

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Kaiheitai 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes you need to take experimental shots for a variant that no longer exists to make yourself more susceptible to a new variant that doesn't even get affected by the shots. Unlike your heart.

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diverscale 2 points ago +2 / -0

And sadly people jump on it

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AmericanBaseball 59 points ago +59 / -0

Most people I talk too these days are way over it…nobody is buying this crap except the same assholes who bought it from jump street

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DinosOnNoahsArk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Everyone I talk to doesn't care about it any longer.

It's pathetic that people just roll over and allow so many to be forced into taking it for their job.

We'll see what happens when they force them to take boosters.

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terrapin1234 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same. Except they still comply with the 'mandates'. Until they begin to actively resist and stop being scared of a teenager asking where their mask is they are part of the problem.

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Iremembermypassword 35 points ago +35 / -0

Time for a booster booster booster.

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm told there's other ways to acquire more kids/currency..........

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LearnAboutRoaches 2 points ago +2 / -0

You want more kids/currency? I can get them for you, believe me. There are ways, dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me

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War_Hamster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just knowing this exists is more than enough for me. No details please.

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FinishTheBorderWall 8 points ago +8 / -0

In Pfizer we trust!

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NoFucksman 7 points ago +7 / -0

Booster Booster Jr

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SweetCheeses 35 points ago +36 / -1

I'm more interested in finding out wtf is going on in China right now... they're out disinfecting the streets again.

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el-y0y0s 28 points ago +28 / -0

They released a new virus targeted for the West and are pretending to care.

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brokentoenail 11 points ago +11 / -0

Why wouldn't they. Now that they know it works, even if it was initially an accident. They should be looking to decimate the population of every country including their own. And if they're the only ones with true information, they can handle it much better than anyone else.

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Continue 2 points ago +2 / -0

All they really need to do is kill off 1/500 people and apparently the western world, scared by the MSM and corrupt politicians, will give up literally every freedom they've ever known until they collapse entirely. And most of that 1/500 people will be already old or sick people who would have died within about a year anyway, probably to the flu or something.

And China wouldn't care at all if they killed off 1/500 of their own people, might even be a bonus to have less old, sick people to worry about.

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SanFranShitty 20 points ago +20 / -0

Yeah someone told me the other day “ I heard blood is coming out of people’s eyes in China the virus is so bad there”. Lol!

Can’t believe people are still buying into this shit!

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DinosOnNoahsArk 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yea, remember all the people falling over dead in the streets. Literally falling over dead with grocery bags in their hands as they walk home? Numerous propaganda videos like this that scared the US to death early 2020. This is what made everyone afraid and triggered the lockdowns.

Turns out, 0 people actually just fall over dead from wuhan virus. Almost like it's BS propaganda designed and leaked by China.

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Jkend0740 4 points ago +4 / -0

Knowing China it was probably propaganda but I can see how people could pass out with the original covid strain. I couldn’t walk from my living room to the upstairs bedroom without needing to sit down when I had it.

It’s strange that we never had those videos in America but the whole stay in your home quarantine thing when you’re sick would have limited the opportunity for content.

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Sumarongi 3 points ago +3 / -0

A lot of those videos were shown to be clearly staged

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MrStep 1 point ago +1 / -0

I still think it could have been whatever else escaped from the lab - or all just CCP propaganda. It's OK, I'm racist for thinking it came from Wuhan in the first place.

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Sumarongi 1 point ago +1 / -0

The ‘lab leak theory’ is propaganda just like then ‘bat soup theory’.

It’s a common propaganda technique to put out two contrasting sides of a story which neither are aligned with reality.

People argue those those premises without even considering that:

a) it was intentionally released

or more likely

b) it’s the common cold

c) the possibility that there isn’t even a ‘virus’ at all, that it’s just propaganda driven

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cryptoa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ashkully those videos were from the Pfizer/Moderna trials.

Just watch a soccer game and you will see plenty of people falling over and collapsing!

PRAISE BE PFIZER AND MODERNA MY LORDS AND SAVIORS

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grenades_and_ham 4 points ago +4 / -0

2 weeks ago it was reported as hemorrhagic fever. Silence since.

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spelunking_librator 1 point ago +1 / -0

hemorrhagic fever -> dengue virus -> catching it a second time is worse because of the ADE

ah, I see where they're going with this...

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knnbccb 4 points ago +4 / -0

They do that all the time. It's the same in Wuhan a couple of years ago.

They are making those makeshift hospitals or quarantine facilities in Xi'an now.

Many people were transported by buses to quarantine facilities, in the middle of the night.

Doors are welded shut to prevent people from coming out. Lockdown literally means lockdown.

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LeftistJabroni 17 points ago +17 / -0

Just as a propaganda show to their citizens? Disinfecting "the streets" is about the dumbest thing I can think of.

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AnPrim 11 points ago +11 / -0

The fucking smog kills everything anyway lol

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LeftistJabroni 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ha, probably so.

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spelunking_librator 2 points ago +2 / -0

soviets painted fields green

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DelveDeeper 33 points ago +33 / -0

More resistant to the vaccine.

Everybody needs to get another booster of the vaccine.

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NimbleNomad9 12 points ago +13 / -1

But if its more resistant to the vaccine because it mutated most likely to selective pressure from said vaccines, more of the same vaccine will now work? Honk honk,.

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DelveDeeper 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't like the sound of that logic

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MrStep 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you seriously suggesting the pharma execs cut back on their bonuses and kickbacks to politicians? You're sounding like an insurrectionist now.

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NimbleNomad9 1 point ago +1 / -0

How dare you sir! Are you even hinting at the fact the FDA and pharma have a revolving door setup for bribes and regulation bypasses?

You my good chum are a evil white supremacist sorcerer!

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c_programmer 2 points ago +2 / -0

But since its less effective Pfizer will have to sell you twice as much per shot for it to work.

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spelunking_librator 1 point ago +1 / -0

it hasn't been proven that replacing tap water with the vaxx is bad so it's safe to assume it would be safe and effective

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ShwiftyNature 30 points ago +31 / -1

I have kind of a fucked up hypothesis.

These diseases are mutating so fast and resulting in frequent colds.

I got the same sickness I have now 2 months ago. Starts with a sore throat. Then as the sore throat goes away, body fatigue and massive sinus pressure set in. This is the second time I've gotten this. Tony Fauci deserves prison for what he did to the world

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Herecomedatpresident 13 points ago +13 / -0

You could be right, it definitely seems like there are some strange colds running around different from before. Could be a coincidence but is odd.

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spelunking_librator 1 point ago +1 / -0

what if we're in a biowar, unbeknownst to us? like both sides frequently releasing viruses and such

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Destineed369 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then they are doing poorly. I’d wager more people would be dying at home.

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LeftistJabroni 10 points ago +10 / -0

I think we both get effected by it the same way. And when I say massive sinus pressure, I mean it's the most pressure I've ever had from a sinus infection.

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FBI_Agent 8 points ago +8 / -0

I literally just got this over New years weekend. Still got some mucus but fuck me it was the worst sinus pressure I've ever had.

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spelunking_librator 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had a massive sinus ache for a day, no mucus, no sore throat, nothing... unusual but probably just got under the weather a bit

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TaiTheGai 5 points ago +5 / -0

You guys should go to Tractor Supply and take a few doses of Ivermectin paste. It's knocked out 2 colds INSTANTLY for me and 1 for my fiancee. Not only had I seen a number of people on here taking it, but my uncle had taken it prophylactically when my aunt was in a COVID ward (He also had given her some on 'the low'). It is in fact, both dirt cheap and effective and I believe the 'silver lining' to this bullshit. Try it out! :)

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V2021 3 points ago +5 / -2

I did exactly this along with zinc, D and C. All cold symptoms were gone in 2 days. Just tired for 5 days.

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c_programmer 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've been on-and-off sick for like 2 months as well. The worst of the sinus pressure was a few weeks ago even though I only tested positive yesterday. I was a fucking mucus factory for a week.

I've never been sick this often in my life -- I usually get a cold every other year and a flu every 5 or so years (post flu shot, it used to be every other years as well).

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spelunking_librator 1 point ago +1 / -0

it just means the flu shot works

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c_programmer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Flu shots are usually effective because they're actually vaccines.

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spelunking_librator 1 point ago +1 / -0

any adenovirus vaccine is basically your cells interpreting a foreign mRNA

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grenades_and_ham 4 points ago +4 / -0

You spelled dirt nap wrong.

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TheNotSoEvilEngineer 29 points ago +29 / -0

More infectious always means less deadly. Good.

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BakeRatDotWin 14 points ago +14 / -0

Came here to say this. Always remind people of this. True for the entirety of the history of immunology. "Contagious" and "Deadly" are on the opposite ends of the see-saw. If one increases, the other MUST decrease. If a virus kills off too many of its victims, it cannot spread further...

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becky21k1 5 points ago +7 / -2

This is literally settled science. Using that line should blow some liberal minds

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spelunking_librator 2 points ago +2 / -0

what if it needs 5 days to spread but kills you after 30 days from a heart attack?

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Imransgarage 7 points ago +7 / -0

It doesn't but the real issue with the headline is that more mutations means it is more deadly. That is flat out ridiculous bullshit that they spray all over everyone like a fucking manure gun.

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Tyrone_biggums 3 points ago +3 / -0

USA Today was trying to spin omicron’s lesser time from infection to symptom onset as a dangerous development… which is neutral at worst

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MrStep 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, it's an odd claim that more infectious == less deadly - it just would burn itself out if it were both crazy infectious and fast acting + deadly, so sure, it would be gone quickly along with 90% of the population. Clearly the endemic viruses have to be contagious but not crazy deadly, but not because a mutation couldn't cause both.

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whybag 18 points ago +18 / -0

More resistant to the vaccines than the "negative efficacy" virus? Better get your vaccine bigots.

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Ryan_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s resistant to 5 shots, but not 6! (We think)

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spelunking_librator 2 points ago +2 / -0

so... do I as a pureblood have to get only the 6th or do I have to get all 6? how does this cult work?

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Destineed369 2 points ago +2 / -0

Found the cult freshman.

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Ryan_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can take all 6, put them in a Ninja Blender and butt chug it for absolute most effectiveness. (Can still catch Covid though)

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spelunking_librator 2 points ago +2 / -0

so so so thankful for the extra protection catching covid after boosters gives me

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Loc12 15 points ago +16 / -1

I saw somewhere that this was actually discovered before Omicron, and it never really went anywhere

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NvJohansson 12 points ago +12 / -0

"They had to push it with a stick to do something" Meme

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I_Used_to_be_me 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yawn

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Mungo 13 points ago +13 / -0

NO VARIANT has EVER been more deadly than the original. In the history of virus’.

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sustainable_saltmine 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's how viruses literally evolve. No virus ever mutates to be more deadly. Always self preserves to be more infectious, but can't also be more deadly.

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DinosOnNoahsArk 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think "devolve" would be a more correct term in this context.

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Destineed369 1 point ago +1 / -0

If the virus kills its host too fast it doesn’t move on and evolve.

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CNNdotWin 10 points ago +10 / -0

Let's put out a call, due to covid 19 and it's many variations we can no longer pay federal or state taxes due to the horrible hardship of the terrible pandemic.

If we did that then you can bet it would only take 14 days for it all to end.

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spelunking_librator 1 point ago +1 / -0

13 days and deal... 14 days I can not trust anymore

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Destineed369 2 points ago +2 / -0

13 days to stop taxes. Love it.

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MmmSoup 9 points ago +9 / -0

All reason is gone.

How does my family get the coof but I don’t?

I test - after 48 hours of mainly being tired, little headache and some body aches.

Oh, when I say the tests are bs, they don’t wanna hear it.

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grenades_and_ham 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's a wonder humans ever made it this far with all these raging pandemics colds.

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spelunking_librator 1 point ago +1 / -0

they made this far by not taking any clotshot for millions of years... which brings us to this pivotal point in time of intelligent life on Earth

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hansgruber7 2 points ago +2 / -0

More likely too drained to resist another booster.

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SeeWithYourMind 9 points ago +9 / -0

Just pass the Jim Jones Punch around already and put the sheep down. Call it the "fuck off and die already" variant

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hansgruber7 5 points ago +5 / -0

What they need most right now is the Truth. It seems like many of them don't want it.

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PresidentBidet 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're probably frustrated all the jabs haven't killed those people yet.

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superwookee 8 points ago +8 / -0

If only 12 people have it then how in the world do they know it's more infectious?

The entire world seems completely devoid of any logic for these idiots.

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conservativefrank 3 points ago +5 / -2

Because in short order there will be cases detected all over the world, and soon we'll have a new daily record for cases.

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superwookee 2 points ago +2 / -0

So you can predict the future too? Any evidence?

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conservativefrank 2 points ago +3 / -1

This is how they keep doing it. With Delta and Omicron Prime, they claimed a few cases had been discovered, but within a week there were cases all over the world. It was get another booster, isolate, wear more masks.

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NvJohansson 7 points ago +7 / -0

Making it more resistant to vaccines.

This is when they start switching The Narrative to protect their holy vaccine that never worked.

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Ryan_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

“We thought it was the best coarse of action, but nobody forced you to take it.”

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Wolfebane84 7 points ago +7 / -0

And the only way for something to become more resistant to vaccines (other than Gain of Function - looking at you fauci) is for them to be exposed to a vaccine that doesn't work properly.....

uh oh....

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porkrice 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can’t get covid if you don’t get a test, people! 😏

I truly believe this will never end. They know half the population at least will obey and get the latest booster and the other half will continue to resist tyranny. It keeps us divided and the leaders like that.

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TonsOfSalt 6 points ago +6 / -0

The new DGAF variant

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AnacronicA 6 points ago +6 / -0

The XXXL Super Deluxe M class Delta-Bravo variant doesn't even feel like satire anymore...

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1776ThereIsaidIt 6 points ago +6 / -0

The weaker the variant, the more infectious they are.

Kinda like soy boys.

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NickG 5 points ago +5 / -0

Are we at war with Eurasia or Eastasia?

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MAGAFox 4 points ago +4 / -0

Like Taylor Swift singing about relationships: It's old but still garnishes attention from braindead morons. At what point do they stop listening?

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freedomFrites 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would say being forced to show ID and medical records to be allowed to eat a muffin in the muffin store is "full control" thanks to mayor Beetlejuice

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reagan2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

Who is checking patients to see if they have different strains? How are they chosen to be checked to see if they have a new strain?

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jezabelle 1 point ago +1 / -0

I believe samples are sent to labs for pcr testing, when a positive test is identified those same samples are then sent for gene sequencing. The same is happening worldwide.

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LeftistJabroni 1 point ago +1 / -0

Very good question.

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Destineed369 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is pretty funny lol 👍

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zentoco 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love to see those two without freedom muzzles looking happy, while the rest of the sheep look scared, in masks.

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trumpORbust 3 points ago +3 / -0

You get a strain You get a strain ... Everyone gets their own strain

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xBigCoffinHunter 3 points ago +3 / -0

If only they hadn’t skipped the Xi strain. That shirley would have killed enough of us to get the fear train rolling.

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grenades_and_ham 1 point ago +1 / -0

No it wouldn't, and stop calling me surely.

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Shakyrob 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah yes. The "I Hate yoU" variant. Followed by the JGN "Just Give iN" variant and some where down the road the "God Damn iT yoU're Making Me Cry" variant or GDTUMMC for short.

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Themodsrfags 2 points ago +2 / -0

More infectious, less deadly

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HOSEQ 2 points ago +2 / -0

These animals are in desperate need of some serious beat downs for their terrorism and lies......

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NuclearPoweredChevy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Omicron did what it was meant to do, get the sheep to receive boosters while blaming vaccine injuries and deaths on a virus. This new variant will do the same.

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logical 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hard to tell if this is satire

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barwhack 2 points ago +2 / -0

iHU: Infects instantly even over electronics, absolutely no symptoms whatsoever, except: makes infectee pretend to be human (or "citizen" in France's case).

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BLM_bidenLovesMinora 2 points ago +2 / -0

People will get burnt out on fear mongering. It's already happening.

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Throwaway_Test 2 points ago +2 / -0

This headline might as well read: "We have always been at war with East Asia".

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cryptoa 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL NEW. they found this thing months ago.

Next step blame it on a country with low vax rate and ban all travel from there...

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H8speech 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha still releasing them huh Fauci? Forcing continued injections of the bioweapon. Fuck off all you mass murdering commies.

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Destineed369 2 points ago +2 / -0

Covid bots lol

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Strongocho 2 points ago +2 / -0

more resistant to vaccines? Great way to explain away why they never worked... and why we need to have more "boosters" lol. This shit is getting so retarded.

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Virmired 2 points ago +2 / -0

''I.H.U''. The ''I Hate U'' variant. Is this a joke? I can't tell anymore.

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Strongocho 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look at that chad in the orange shirt taking a deep breath of fresh air among the horde of zombies.