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MohaveSkipper 226 points ago +227 / -1

This is getting comical...sorta.

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AnotherFormerDem 105 points ago +105 / -0

I'm really getting tired of media megacorporations convincing everybody that assigning classifications to every cold virus variant, forever, is a good thing.

JFC how many "variants" have I been exposed to in 50 years?? Where was the media then!?

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IllIllIll 44 points ago +44 / -0

They weren't fully prepped yet via media consolidation & control over key chokepoints of the global power structures.

Now clearly they feel they are prepped, and going ahead full steam to implement their Globalist Great Reset worldwide coup.

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Bdbdbdbdbfffbrnfbr5 42 points ago +44 / -2

the next strain: megatron

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Tacitusgotthemgood 26 points ago +26 / -0

Unicron.

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Oback_Barama 23 points ago +23 / -0

Omega Supreme

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Weloveflyovercountry 9 points ago +9 / -0

...pizza reeeee

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Do_the_Math 8 points ago +8 / -0

From Taco Bell with every vaccination.

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schiff_for_brains 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gorillius Prime

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WangDoodleDangle 2 points ago +2 / -0

OmegaShenron

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Dlrnemesis 8 points ago +8 / -0

TRANSFORMERS! More then meets the eye

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bigdickhangsright 12 points ago +12 / -0

Satanists in disguise

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Hawksendoom 7 points ago +8 / -1

Behold.... Galvatron.....

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NoCoupForYou 13 points ago +13 / -0

Omnicorp.

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DontTreadOnLego 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm waiting for the strain to transform and roll out (to the population)

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PasEggBuster3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Titantron

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Forgototherpassword 5 points ago +5 / -0

the anti-vax shit they pushed for the last decade coupled with the Obamacare push really gives some pause.

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current_horror 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yup. In retrospect, the anti-vaxxer bullshit was clearly a preparatory psyop.

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SouthernParadise 5 points ago +5 / -0

Obamacron

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DJTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

They also had to turn most everyone into full blown hypochondriacs.

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SHILL_DETECTOR 2 points ago +2 / -0

And god willing the usa rejects it

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1777 9 points ago +9 / -0

Gotta use the alphabet like tornadoes.

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current_horror 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember when they quietly replaced the Infection Fatality Rate (how we’ve counted flu deaths for decades) with the Case Fatality Rate (which is ten times higher)?

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jubyeonin 37 points ago +37 / -0

Deltafluronacron necronomicron.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 18 points ago +18 / -0

necronomicon

Wow, you just reminded me of that. I was gonna make a joke that they'd come up with that name for another of their "variants."

They really would like that.

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NoCoupForYou 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nickle?

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chickeninoven 6 points ago +7 / -1

🎵 Look at this VAERS graph.. 🎵

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VulgarProfit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Noodle

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BurtMcGirt 8 points ago +8 / -0

Pedonomicron!

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NamendaBiden 5 points ago +5 / -0

Necronomicron exmortis

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Resist_and_Bite 2 points ago +2 / -0

Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn - mandatory viewing for all horror fans!!

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NamendaBiden 3 points ago +3 / -0

My wife is pregnant with our first. If it's a boy we agreed the name will be Ash William

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Whimpy13 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ashley if it's a girl?

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NamendaBiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's the plan for now. But I kinda want to save the whole Ash thing for a boy. We could always go with Cheryl (Ash's sister) Shelly, Linda, Kelly, Ruby, Annie, or clears throat Henrietta.

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Meister_Bockmist 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Nickelodeon variant is ready for the little ones.

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CoryInTheHouse1776 18 points ago +19 / -1

Just keep laughing while more of your freedoms are taken away.

Where have I seen this before...

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10MeV 11 points ago +11 / -0

Good elevators. Very uplifting!

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magnokor 2 points ago +2 / -0

So what does he care if you put lifts in?

You don't understand. There's an unwritten code about this kind of thing. I could be ostracized. I remember when I was a kid, some guy tried to heighten. He lost his job, lost his friends, Everything. Oh, I knew I was crazy to try this kind of thing, but I was so desperate.

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sigint1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mickey?

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magnokor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Of course.

I'm Mickey Abbott!

I stood in for Punky Brewster when all of you was nothing.

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's not comical, it's ridiculous, and it's pissing us off.

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MohaveSkipper 1 point ago +1 / -0

I meant comical in a dark way. I think most people get that.

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BartoshJr 5 points ago +5 / -0

It probably would be, if there weren't certain segments of the population that are continuing to fall for the fear narrative hook, line and sinker after nearly two years.

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Build_Back_Bankrupt 40 points ago +40 / -0

The San Francisco Treat! AKA street poop.

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AnomalusCitizen7375 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hear it's a common game in San Fran to walk down the street and guess, "Dog or human?"

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bubadmt 23 points ago +23 / -0

And Uncle Bens 10 Minute Insta-Test

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JMaN 15 points ago +15 / -0

Is Uncle Ben still on that box? That is not okay!

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ProphetOfKek 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nah they took his job and gave it to an illegal.

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bubadmt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tito Jose's Diez Minutos Examiniacion de COVID JAJAJA

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grenades_and_ham 6 points ago +6 / -0

You didn't get the memo?

"Uncle Bens is no longer your Uncle and will be referred to now as simply, Ben."

They took ol' boys picture off of the package too.

Sad.

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_-Th0r-_ 22 points ago +22 / -0

Decepticron

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JamesSunderland 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nice

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ColonelKlink 2 points ago +2 / -0

kek

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JoinTheDiscussion 78 points ago +78 / -0

Hahah .. Got to be shitting me! I've been calling for the deltacron variant for months

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MrCuriousGuy513 22 points ago +22 / -0

Just two weeks right?

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JMaN 10 points ago +10 / -0

A little bit of a curve isn't a problem.

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Weloveflyovercountry 4 points ago +4 / -0

bill clinton enters chat

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Girthquakes 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kek

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KekistanPM 12 points ago +12 / -0

When parody becomes real.

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Kekintosh2020 11 points ago +11 / -0

Commiecron

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AnomalusCitizen7375 2 points ago +2 / -0

Necrocommiecron

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FormerLibtard94 8 points ago +8 / -0

Your comment history checks out! That’s hilarious.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 64 points ago +64 / -0

Flurona wasn't scary enough

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CrispyQuesoSalami 18 points ago +18 / -0

Yep didn't poll well enough haha....its pathetic. Not that they do it, but that it apparently works on enough people.

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 3 points ago +3 / -0

DeltaCron sounds like one of the decepticons

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MrCuriousGuy513 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’m waiting for the transformer version… A virus name that’s more than meets the eye.

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PKShadilay 7 points ago +7 / -0

Unicron varient. Chaos bringer devours Clown World. We already have Quintession judges.

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Unicron3 3 points ago +3 / -0

For a time, I considering sparing this wretched planet, Earth...

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10MeV 4 points ago +4 / -0

…I laughed, she laughed, the toaster laughed. I shot the toaster…

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JenPissOnMyFace 2 points ago +2 / -0

Toaster lives matter. We stand in solidarity with toasters

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VulgarProfit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wheat toast matters!

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usernamenottaken 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sad to say a lawyer friend believes flurona is a real thing. Retard.

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AnomalusCitizen7375 1 point ago +1 / -0

High INT roll not very useful without a decent WIS.

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julianReyes 45 points ago +48 / -3

I want the COVID moaning to stop.

Please. Fuck off you self-absorbed twits.

It was and always has been about the 2020 coup and it never will stop until we take action to oppose our domestic enemies.

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Bigblue725 9 points ago +10 / -1

I agree it was used to a severe degree to oust trump. But why is the rest of the world playing along? Other countries have populations that aren’t nearly as pacified as Americans, and there’s a much higher risk of a complete government overthrow.

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Jonah_Kyle 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's not just about the American election, although it was a significant goal of the Deep State. Remember, their agenda is literally to kill 90% of the planet, so it first starts with the US from being the world's savior, prior to communizing the rest of the planet by creating concentration camps (now called "quarantine camps").

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current_horror 3 points ago +3 / -0

The American population is always the least pacified in the world because we have hundreds of millions of guns.

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SuperCoolWagon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also, it would have stopped by now if it was only about ousting Trump. And plus this has been planned since at least the vax propaganda campaign of the early 2010s, long before Trump ran.

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newuser999 1 point ago +1 / -0

And which are those?

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DontApologize 2 points ago +2 / -0

You couldn't be more wrong. Covid is what was used to pull of the coup. Covid is now being used to scare the world into a one world government. Covid is being used for the great reset. It's a huge story and the issue of our time.

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Bt443407 35 points ago +35 / -0

I feel like I’m in an infinite time loop. Every day is the same ... but also different.

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usernamenottaken 13 points ago +13 / -0

I can't believe it's only been one year since Trump got yeeted off twatter. Feels like a decade.

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MrCuriousGuy513 7 points ago +7 / -0

You get use to it, apparently they give you free shots…

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ParticleCannon 24 points ago +24 / -0

Better lock up all international travel. Except the southern border.

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Gwoz8881 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah, maybe the cure is to illegally bring in every spic and mudslime in the world

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orange_popcicle 5 points ago +5 / -0

Relevant user name.

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WangDoodleDangle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ahahahah bruh 😂😂😂

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electricboogaloo 12 points ago +12 / -0

I was infected with the FuckYouImOverIt variant several months ago. No reporting on it but it seems highly transmissible and impossible to cure

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BigDaddyBigTrump 11 points ago +11 / -0

We know it's ridiculous bullshit.

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Mildad 2 points ago +2 / -0

And they know that we know. They’re fucking with us

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NamendaBiden 11 points ago +11 / -0

Only a few more mutations until we get to the final boss!!! What do you think they'll call it?

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Hafez 17 points ago +17 / -0

Communism.

With yachts and youngsters for the ultra-elite, of course

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Not_The_FBI 8 points ago +8 / -0

It will be Ligma

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usernamenottaken 5 points ago +5 / -0

And it's partner Sugma

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ProphetOfKek 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think will be bofa dem.

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Cyer6 3 points ago +3 / -0

Megacron

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MrCuriousGuy513 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m calling it now, it’s King Bowser with Princess Peach.

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556y308 8 points ago +8 / -0

AUTOBOTS!!!!!

Hahhahaha I’m at work, I don’t think I should be laughing this hard hahhaha

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Unsilent 8 points ago +8 / -0

Omicron, Deltacron, Fluron, transform! Autobots roll out! Back to cybertron!

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magnokor 7 points ago +7 / -0

There has to be some malaria mutation put out by the media soon?

Insecticon.

As it is, mostly, fake there must be some sort of:

Stunticons.

Media may as well reveal their purple symbols, announce who they really are:

Decepticons.

As Spike Witwicky said, deception is in their name.

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Block_Helen 8 points ago +8 / -0

Complete with sCaRy pHotO

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SirSeizureSalad 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fred Sanford, this is the big one!

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I_Got_Hairy_Legs 6 points ago +6 / -0

From here on out I’m referring to all new variants as the ‘fag variant’ because that’s the only way I can describe anyone still believing this shit

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Keep_on_winning_kag 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just got over the fag variant. I now have anti fag bodies in me. I feel violated.

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Hangemh1gh 6 points ago +6 / -0

I Am Deltacron!!! Bwahahahahaha..hahahahaha.HaHaHaHa!!!

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entERmyMAtrix 5 points ago +5 / -0

Syphon Filter: The Omega Strain

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DZP1 5 points ago +5 / -0

I am Professor Xavier, an expert on mutants. And I say fuck this shit. Even my frenenemy Magneto thinks it's pure bull. Next virus mutation will be the Lambda Lambda bo bana fee fi fo fana Lambda variant, which makes you dance. After that, the Gramma Eta Pie version, which makes you hungry but Fauci says will kill you by means of ice cream headaches. F'ing clown show.

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MI_MAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Coronamus Prime vs Omegacron!!!

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rupok2 4 points ago +4 / -0

They literally giving them decepticon names now lmao

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JAYTEAHOOTS 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm still waiting on the MegaTron Varient.

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Wolverines556 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Unicron variant can swallow planets whole.

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monkeycat2010 4 points ago +4 / -0

If it gets out the wider public after all the quarantine and travel restrictions, then it is most certainly the vaccines.

There is no reason that another strain, if properly contained at the point where it was discovered, at this point should disseminate into the general public.

The only reason it would is because these strains are simply generated by the mutation of the genetics and the virus in combination with the vaccine.

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Weloveflyovercountry 4 points ago +4 / -0

do they hire an ad agency to come up with these stupid names? audit those fuckers

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Coprolite 3 points ago +3 / -0

Omicron came from mice https://youtu.be/aH1u1GIPU2A

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ExileOnRedditStreet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ligmacron is next

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preferredfault 3 points ago +3 / -0

Variants happen all the time in everything. Flu, cold (which is what a coronavirus is), etc. In most cases, a variant shouldn't even be substantially different than the original. It takes several generations of variants for some tangible amount of changes to occur, and 99.99999% of the time, that means it's less severe. But somehow we have all these variants, each one announced like a doomsday....and the vax is somehow OK for all of them, meaning they all present the spike protein, which means natural immunity should still have at least that marker, which is no different than what the marker the vaccine is supposed to give you....yet somehow vaccinated are supposed to have less severe cases.

It's like having two of the same car, with the only difference being a different color, and claiming one of them is significantly faster.

The thing about natural immunity is it doesn't just focus on one marker. It flags several, meaning even if COVID mutated to have no spike protein, natural immunity would still work. But in the vaxed, they would have effectively no immunity at all. Of course, that's for a common cold with a high survival rate, but even if it was as bad as they want to make it out to be, the vaxed would be in SERIOUS trouble if it ever mutated to not have the spike protein because they would have no immunity markers to target it whatsoever.

Natural immunity is simply much more robust. Ask yourself, why haven't they created a crippled version of the virus like a normal vaccine? It should be a cinch at this point. And that's because at the very least, we are guinea pigs for their experiment, and having the largest sample size possible is going to return the most data possible, and at the worst, the negative effects are intentional. Either way, it's the most egregious crime in human history.

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mikethemarine 3 points ago +3 / -0

what do we know about the new variant? we know it's man-made and being used to usher in the new commie world order, what else do we need to know?

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sustainable_saltmine 3 points ago +3 / -0

You knew they were thinking "they are saying viruses never mutate to get stronger and more infectious...well why don't we just combine strains?"

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ancroidubh 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am all out of fucks to give. As a matter of fact, I ran out of fucks in July of 2020.

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PartandParcel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh no’s! Another media campaign to spread fear in to sheeples lives so they willfully give up their rights and bodily autonomy in exchange for a false sense of security!

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freundwich 3 points ago +3 / -0

Doesn't it get less deadly every time it mutates though?

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Slothboy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep, just like all viruses

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dadmda123 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unless it’s not a mutation, what if it’s lab made to be more deadly now that people have realized omicron is absolutely irrelevant and the only thing it does is give people immunity

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Cheesemaker 3 points ago +3 / -0

No longer is there a concern of running out of letters when you can have Deltalphiotaumunucron variant

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FrontholeEnjoyer 6 points ago +7 / -1

trunalimunumaprzure variant en route

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Foomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

The fucking media knows that there will be a new variant every 3 months and will harp on it to cash in on fear. Christ, I pray for a small comet to strike the Earth. Not enough to cause extinction, but enough to change the media's direction. But go figure. The media would demand we wear helmets and goggles and that we stay indoors. Make sure the push anti comet pills for our "safety".

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dadmda123 2 points ago +2 / -0

Man these variants keep getting the most ridiculous names

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VulgarProfit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahahahaha this is fkn awesome

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Pepelosi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Deltaomicronflu

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Ladybug87 2 points ago +2 / -0

Flurona, Deltacron... when is this going to end?

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dadmda123 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never if the powers that be have a say in it

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shadows_of_the_mind 2 points ago +2 / -0

The names itself ought to be a broad indicator that this is all bullshit

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MAGA_mantis 2 points ago +2 / -0

That sounds super duper scary and stuff.

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knnbccb 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm waiting for Megatron... that will be the real killer.

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BlueKentuckyGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol

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Vailyon 2 points ago +2 / -0

This next Transformers?

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Toovin 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think they're just trying to set the pretense of it being out of control, for the extreme measures that will be attempted to "regain" control of it ... all.

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dadmda123 1 point ago +1 / -0

This seems convenient considering yesterday’s bs in the Supreme Court

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Deplorable_Badger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Be on the lookout for the Lambda Lambda Lambda mutation. Nerds are most susceptible to this variant...

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Vernon_Mansae 2 points ago +2 / -0

Next up alpha sigma pi cron, they are going down the list of every sorority and fraternity known to man, and naming seasonal flus after it.

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought those were fireworks