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MrTexan 34 points ago +34 / -0

Sure you do, but are they in a jar?

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Qualityproduct 28 points ago +28 / -0

Yea.. just.. at an atmospheric level

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Jaqen 19 points ago +19 / -0

Homeopathic farts? That’s genius.

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bubadmt 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm always contributing in order to offset the new carbon laws.

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 9 points ago +9 / -0

That’s it I’m quitting my job

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

I guess being border Czar isn't exactly your forté.

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s not but I’ve always been good at farts and fellatio

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Jaqen 2 points ago +2 / -0

The more diluted, the more powerful and therefore expensive. One part per quintillion!

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AngryCitizen [S] 25 points ago +25 / -0

Why pay for the farts when you have a cow at home?

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MasklessMarvel 19 points ago +19 / -0

🐄💨

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Darkheartisland 13 points ago +17 / -4

This site has gone a long way from Stop the Steal.

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resoluteAction 15 points ago +15 / -0

The culture war is just as important. Women like this, and the simps they manipulate, are why the world is falling apart.

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Darkheartisland 9 points ago +9 / -0

I disagree, I say stolen elections are the most important thing.

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gunteh 7 points ago +7 / -0

Stolen elections happened because of years of swamp consolidation.

If you truly want to fix the elections, you have to first fix the people running the elections. All your talk about targeting the elections themselves won’t work unless you have the system to support election audits, now and in the future.

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NinjaPlease 2 points ago +2 / -0

How do you actively fight this particular culture war ? Don’t buy a Jar-O-Farts ?

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resoluteAction 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ridicule those participating until the men grow a pair and women stop stuffing themselves full of crap and start stuffing themselves with babies.

Our civilization is below the replacement rate and actively being colonized by those that hate us.

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NinjaPlease 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes I understand that but unless you’re actually calling these idiots out to their face, all your doing is wasting your time thinking about it.

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apathy_meh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shame. Society has gotten so decadent because the attitude for so long has been if they aren't bothering you don't bother them. This has led us to current predicament of tolerating everything excluding political ideologies.

We don't have any mores any longer. A shared moral lattice is needed to keep a healthy society. Good ol shaming people needs to come back. Shame the simps. If simps dry up then eThots can't flourish.

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NinjaPlease 3 points ago +3 / -0

What I’m getting at is that instead of talking about it here ,a place where everyone already knows it’s retarded. Go point and laugh at some idiot in person. , do it today , at every opportunity…….. then tell us how it went. That’s the shit I wanna talk about.

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gunteh 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you haven’t caught on by now, the only way anyone “Stops the Steal” is getting involved in local or regional politics, retaking the system with overwhelming suppressive firepower, and flanking the establishment at their own game.

You don’t stop the steal behind a keyboard.

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Darkheartisland 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's why I've signed up to be an election judge in a swing state.

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ObongoForPrison2020 0 points ago +4 / -4

Someone will occasionally bring up the "Arizona Audit" and a dark feeling of sadness will envelop people as they remember this "movement" has been hijacked by grifters.

Anyway...memes!

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Donglord 2 points ago +2 / -0

🐎💨

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Aluminoti 5 points ago +5 / -0

I smell a business opportunity

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highmoves 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same, I spread the wealth

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BasedBoyScout 60 points ago +60 / -0

Redditors, usually, as this is where most of these "women" get their business from.

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Viewer01 32 points ago +32 / -0

I remember seeing some pimp talking about putting one of his cam whores in a maga hat and it got zero traction. All of his customers are leftist simps.

Honestly I think 60% of the ethot market is divided among lefty men, children being preyed upon, and foreigners like India and other places where the average man doesn’t have much opportunity with women. The other 40% is laundering drug money and other illicit activity.

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Klown_Schwab 10 points ago +10 / -0

foreigners like India

Please to open bobs and show vagene. Do the needful.

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AngryCitizen [S] 6 points ago +7 / -1

You should check out r/rhetorical questions

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dmt3rdi 39 points ago +39 / -0

The price of gas is too high!

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ChinaFlu 15 points ago +15 / -0

I Did That -Joe_Biden_Sticker

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AngryCitizen [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

She should tatoo that on her ass

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MasklessMarvel 2 points ago +2 / -0

I should tattoo that on her ass

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TommyJarvis 3 points ago +3 / -0

hats off

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Deepthroht 31 points ago +34 / -3

God these clickbait “retard of the month!” articles are so stupid, and they showcase what sort of fucking lala land these retard liberals live in. This whore doesn’t make 100 grand a month, you’re lucky if she makes even 1000 (or 100).

These sluts and retards want it to always sound like they’re killing it, but these stupid things aren’t an extracurricular way to make money at all. These people can’t even maintain a double digit bank account, but lefty faggots shine their ass because they’re “living the dream” AKA getting out of having to do real work.

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MasklessMarvel 11 points ago +11 / -0

she was on some reality soap opera type show and sells them on her Only Fans

Her first batch of 97, each selling for $500, ended up selling out instantly, she said. The second shipment, selling for $1,000, also sold out, she said. Matto said she made approximately $200,000 total.

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FrostedCricketFlakes 10 points ago +10 / -0

and she farted her way into hospital, so now she's selling fart jar NFTs

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DeplorableCentipede 4 points ago +4 / -0

So she claims. Does she have proof?

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MasklessMarvel 8 points ago +8 / -0

the proof is in the pooting

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Themustardtiger 2 points ago +2 / -0

1000 bucks for a fart...Jebus

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Jaqen 6 points ago +6 / -0

Found Hunter.

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bubadmt 18 points ago +18 / -0

Don't forget ten whiffs for the big guy!

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AngryCitizen [S] 7 points ago +8 / -1

Most underrated comment

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skumario 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't worry he's got a permanent residence under her.

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Deepthroht 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’d sooner shave my ass and put it on my head. Them’s fighting words pede!

Seriously though, it’s not just the hunter biden’s of the world. I’ve known more people than I can count (millenial, cursed gen) who would throw what little of their minimum wage paychecks at freaks like this. I know we shit on it a lot here but many don’t know just how fucking dire the young adult male situation is in the US.

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Jaqen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Agreed, good article about the failing male youth here, notably the passage about Thanksgiving:

https://www.theamericanconservative.com/dreher/weimar-germany-weimar-america/

And this, on American youth in general:

https://www.theamericanconservative.com/dreher/life-among-the-wokescolds/

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FuckingWiseCracker 3 points ago +3 / -0

That first one was an excellent article. Working on the second one now. Thanks for posting those, fren.

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Glower_not_shower 4 points ago +4 / -0

Belle Delphine has entered the chat.

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SteelWolf87 17 points ago +17 / -0

Those farts are aged to much for Hunter's liking.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 16 points ago +16 / -0

Eric Swalwell enters the chat...

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AngryCitizen [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

You mean “President Fart”?

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Need4Pede 16 points ago +16 / -0

Same people that vax their kids and wear two masks.

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MasklessMarvel 9 points ago +9 / -0

A customer of hers, who asked to only be referred to as John, told Insider why the product was so appealing to him. The 43-year-old financier, who said he spent $1,000 on two fart jars, explained that it helped him feel a sense of "closeness" to Matto. "I have a lot of fetishes and one of them is that I like the smell of a woman," he said. "I like all of the smells."

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Need4Pede 7 points ago +7 / -0

I had to pause several times while laughing. You know through all this Covid crap, I've really started to find out who all the crazies around me are. They used to hide among us without issue, now they show their true faces... err hide their faces.

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MasklessMarvel 6 points ago +6 / -0

thing is, this is nothing new

of course there was the cake farting fad

a girl on (I think) YouTube used to sell her bath water

i know a girl who makes good money masturbating on a cam site and then selling her unwashed underwear

she is just a regular girl who found a way to make some extra money

OnlyFans is a hive of this kind of insanity

it is just like all other internet commerce- things are just easier to find and procure now

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farstriderr 13 points ago +13 / -0

Why not just shit in it and sell your shit in a jar. Or is that too much for the farts in a jar buying crowd?

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TDAF 10 points ago +11 / -1

Big Fart will squash this competitive business idea.

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MasklessMarvel 1 point ago +1 / -0

the same way they put Cake Farting out of business

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUGlwTi0D_Y

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WhitePowerRanger 11 points ago +11 / -0

That’s how I know she’s dumb. She actually farted in the jars 😂 I would have just sent regular jars

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Hey my fart jar didn’t smell”

“Sorry must have been a dud.” *actually fart in jar and send free of charge

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terrapin1234 2 points ago +2 / -0

I read she was hospitalized because she had a heart attack. I wonder if that was from farting too hard or something else....??

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HumbleMemeFarmer 4 points ago +4 / -0

I guess you could say she had a

(Put on shades)

Fart Attack.

(Yeaaaaaahhhh!)

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Grunt422 4 points ago +4 / -0

You can only fart so much. I'll bet she has a crew of homeless homosexuals working for her to up production. That way you also get an added flavor 1

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elleand202 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, she thought that she had a heart attack. It turned out that it was just indigestion from the food that she was eating (beans and eggs apparently) to increase her fart production.

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Themustardtiger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hiw did she end up in hospital?

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magabeans 2 points ago +2 / -0

jar got stuck up her ass lol

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FightTheSWAMP 1 point ago +1 / -0

She changed her diet to a bunch of foods that would give her gas. Apparently excessive gas causes heart attack symptoms. She was hospitalized because she thought she was having a heart attack.

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AngryCitizen [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

She probably does—-just not on purpose.

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R-A-T-S- 1 point ago +1 / -0

You might actually be able to sell that to a museum, just gotta label it right.

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TraitorJoes 2 points ago +3 / -1

Tell them it was from the Jan. 6th "Insurrection" and Nancy Pelosi will put it in the Smithsonian.

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R-A-T-S- 3 points ago +3 / -0

and AOC would claim the can was trying to have sex with her.

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Snoman 1 point ago +2 / -1

2 girls, one cup-google it

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OPsMom 1 point ago +1 / -0

One guy one cup, it may be hard to find but you could start with google

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Quality 9 points ago +9 / -0

She was interviewed on Carolla a week or two back. Actually seemed fairly down-to-Earth. But the thing is, her farts are nothing special. Probably smell like everyone else's. Guarantee no one could tell the difference between this gal's little poots and one of my rips. And I bet I couldn't make ten cents off my farts. This girl sells hers at $1,000 a pop.

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AngryCitizen [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

People pay me to fart.

Somewhere else.

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Snoman 9 points ago +12 / -3

The same ones here claiming every field op is a “Glowie” or “Fed”, that’s who’s buying them..

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UsernameChexOut 9 points ago +9 / -0

The same people that Trust The Science™

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AngryCitizen [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

That doesn’t pass the sniff test.

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MasklessMarvel 3 points ago +3 / -0

ha ha ha

that was a gasser!

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Lurker404 7 points ago +7 / -0

The same people who buy jars of gamer girl bath water: https://odysee.com/@ItsAGundam:8/belle-delphine-trolls-fans-then-sells:b?t=952

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 7 points ago +7 / -0

At least a jar of Belle Delphine's bath water (gross) weighed something.

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Grunt422 4 points ago +4 / -0

For an extra $500 you can get a really nice wet one that you can see.

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 1 point ago +1 / -0

eww, lol

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debtfuelsthem 6 points ago +6 / -0

"wow shes kinda pretty, i wanna buy gas from her butt" <- who the fuck thinks like this?

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magabeans 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sick retarded soy fucks but how did they get money, stimulus checks?

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Jaqen 6 points ago +6 / -0

Answer: the same people who buy women’s used underwear.

Disclaimer: I’d prefer to avoid a woman’s soiled undergarments, thank you.

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Americanapplepie 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah.....she also almost died by eating a special diet that almost gave her a heart attack as well, a “fart attack”, if you will. 😬

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AngryCitizen [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

What a gas!

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MasklessMarvel 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bad news:

Stephanie Matto, 31, made headlines around the world when she announced that she'd have to retire from selling her farts in jars after she says she was hospitalized while trying to keep up with the skyrocketing demand.

The former star of TLC's "90 Day Fiancé" said she made around $200,000 from selling her bottled farts to her fans, but doctors advised her that her excessive wind-breaking was taking a toll on her body.

One morning, she had three "large servings" of protein shakes and "several bowls" of black bean soup to help meet the demand. But she started to feel unwell, with sharp shooting pain in her chest and heart, and decided to go to ER.

Doctors diagnosed her with severe gas pain, Matto explained, and advised her that her wind-breaking was harming her body. "I had to rethink my business model because I knew that selling my farts in this way was just not something that was physically sustainable for me," she said.

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ProudKoreanAmerican 5 points ago +5 / -0

She just lost 30% of her income from a hospital bill.

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krzyzowiec 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is fucking unreal. I can’t believe what I am reading…

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1776ThereIsaidIt 6 points ago +6 / -0

So is this what NFT means?

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Lurker404 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nasty Fart Token?

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MasklessMarvel 1 point ago +1 / -0

A digital artist reached out to her and suggested they make a collection of unique artwork, based on her bottled farts, to sell as NFTs. An NFT, or non-fungible token, is a unique identifier that can cryptographically assign and prove ownership of digital goods.

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TheNoseGoes 5 points ago +6 / -1

Degenerate scum.

Weimar 2.0. This is the shit the people wanted an end to, which is why they voted for Hitler.

This society needs to reverse this shit or we will have another Hitler. I'd prefer #2 so we can completely destroy this filth and those who participate.

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chikaisnumberone 5 points ago +5 / -0

Simps and betas who develop para-social relationships with the women they throw simpbucks at on twitch, OFs, patreon, etc.

Its a genuine issue with young men and older dudes (usually leftist neckbeards).

She also went to the hospital because she couldn't distinguish between a heart attack and indigestion.

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turdinthepunch 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Dad I need your credit card."

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ShwiftyNature 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fart in a jar Martin

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WinnerChickenDinner 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was just one time!

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ShwiftyNature 3 points ago +3 / -0

In the first grade!

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Jack_HinsonTN 1 point ago +1 / -0

Came here to say this.

For those who don't know... https://youtu.be/qI-ZdRuwRXg

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TDAF 4 points ago +5 / -1

10cc for the Big Guy.

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MasklessMarvel 1 point ago +1 / -0

he sells his to camila parker bowles

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Sheprecon31 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought it was moon beams in a jar.....my bad

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AngryCitizen [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s a great euphemism for farts!

I’m releasing moon Beas!!

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Sheprecon31 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤣🤣

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apathy_meh 3 points ago +3 / -0

It gets worse. As she is an idiot that pounded her body with enough protein to kill a gorilla, she didn't recognize when she got bad gas. She actually went to the hospital thinking she was dying. Now she is off the protein heavy diet and on ant-gas pills. She lamented her business' demise but found a way. NFTs, yep she is selling NFTs of farts in a jar to simps.

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Barthaneous 3 points ago +3 / -0

100,000 now? Seriously . This was $50k last week then it went to $70k. Now the chick made 100k?

This is not ok folks. God is coming backand he's going to destroy all this shitty world .

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UnusualPepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

lot of simps out there

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FrontTowardLeft 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like Ol' Skittle Dick, she's an artiste!

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PBandJunk 2 points ago +2 / -0

...The same people who buy the rest of the narrative.

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MasklessMarvel 2 points ago +2 / -0

she is not selling farts in a jar

she's selling them big ol boobies

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AngryCitizen [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Id pay 25 shmeckles for em

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, what will she sell tomorrow? Will she sell spit in a jar?

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

that's gross

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xpufnimi 2 points ago +2 / -0

My best guess is: people who are pro-mask and pro-coshit-'vax'.

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Coprolite 2 points ago +2 / -0

That one almost derailed a reee stream.

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ghost_of_aswartz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gay Japanese ghosts, who use them as lubrication jelly for ghost dildos

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AraphelEinSof 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's selling jankum, and should be brought up on federal charges. Google it at your own risk. So she's only selling a few hits and brewing the mass in herself. This is still a federal crime.

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Yz450f 2 points ago +2 / -0

No way she gets money for farts. What politicians is she related to or who is she sleeping with?

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jarts

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michelleobama22 2 points ago +2 / -0

I BUY THEM

OMNOMNOM

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cyberwar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shartacus

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AngryCitizen [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

you win the interwebs

your cats are in the mail

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HFCornspiracy 2 points ago +2 / -0

How does the consumer know it is her fart int he jar? Is there video of her making each individual jar worth? Could just be her uncle Rusty spraying gravy mist into those jars, and the leftie simps buying them probably shove the jar up their ass thinking it's from a little thot. Lick that jar clean, faggots. It's probably the only ass they gonna get, outside of rape

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Duster_340 2 points ago +2 / -0

If Melania farted in a jar, not gonna lie, I would probably buy it......

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Salty_Dad 2 points ago +2 / -0

She has made double that and now selling them as NFT’s.

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Grindelwald 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now she has to worry about Just in time inventory, carbon credit taxes, supply and demand issues due to competition and do it your selfers.

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WinkingPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

This has to be a code red smug alert. We're doomed!

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BudBurner 2 points ago +2 / -0

I only bought them because Mason jars were hard to come by.

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HotPropGun 2 points ago +2 / -0

Free Range Farts

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AngryCitizen [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

They get to be outside and scratch for bugs. Its a good life!

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AlexJonesforPOTUS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, man. I didn't realize there was more to the story until I scrolled further down. lol