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Super Maga Bros. (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Magabyte ago by Magabyte +3316 / -1
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ravioli_king 68 points ago +68 / -0

There was that game Super Bernie Bros.

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OutlawPurpleHairDye 182 points ago +182 / -0

In that game all the coins are worthless and you die in a bread line.

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AlphaNathan 30 points ago +30 / -0

I’ve seen the let’s play for this.

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ParticleCannon 17 points ago +17 / -0

I personally liked the speedrun a couple of years ago, some larping guild up in the Pacific Northwest

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BurtMcGirt 16 points ago +16 / -0

Remember when they were charged for insurrection, after they distributed weapons with no background checks, raped and murdered people, and destroyed federal government property? Me neither.

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deleted 3 points ago +4 / -1
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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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Hoshi 19 points ago +20 / -1

I thought the coins go for his fifth new home and you need to jump on donors to get them

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 11 points ago +11 / -0

And you collect all the coins in order to rescue the trans female from crippling debt of a useless college degree.

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 1 point ago +2 / -1

But then in the end you pocket them and talk about how it's the Republicans' fault when the trans 46% themselves.

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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Meddlesom 4 points ago +4 / -0

I imagine the entire gameplay was spent waiting in a bread line that never moved.

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KekistanPM 47 points ago +47 / -0

There would be limitless possibilities for enemies. Corrupt judges, politicians, fraudsters, FBI, CIA, LEO, Bill Gates, the Bilderbergs, Rothschilds...World 8-4 could be the underground lair of Epstein's island where they all meet, and the final boss would be Moloch throwing aborted babies instead of hammers.

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Skogin 17 points ago +17 / -0

AOC, Fauci, and Gates are level bosses.

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covfefe_energy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gates would be throwing syringes.

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 2 points ago +3 / -1

I want AOC to just be a recurring character like the "Chomps" from SMW. Where she sits and her neck stretches out, and she snaps at you with those massive teeth.

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Skogin 2 points ago +2 / -0

I could also see Nadler substituting for the chomps - nodding off to sleep every time you stop moving.

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SutopSutolf 17 points ago +17 / -0

Don't forget the bonus stages where you launch commies out of helicopters.

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Patriot25 10 points ago +10 / -0

Now I want it! Shut up and take my...you know...the thing...!

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FreedomDeliveries 4 points ago +4 / -0

Come on, Man!

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 2 points ago +3 / -1

LMAO! Totally want a Biden boss fight where he challenges you to a fight with his actual sound clips, then every time you hit him he goes, "C'mon, man!"

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dizzle_izzle 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you look at the very last few frames you see what looks like an FBI faggot on the right side

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PelosisPussy 42 points ago +42 / -0

It should include a YMCA and Proud to be an American 8 bit soundtrack

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peterthegreen 20 points ago +20 / -0

YMCA - Village People - 8Bit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytc__M0gKjc

Lee Greenwood - God Bless the USA (8 Bit Raxlen Slice Chiptune Remix):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YueAbZV2Pl4

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 2 points ago +3 / -1

This makes me so much happier than it has any right to.

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MonkPepe 12 points ago +12 / -0
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RuleoVicus 7 points ago +7 / -0

👌

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Necrovoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice work!

Trump powering up with a Big Mac at 0:55 seconds was great.

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PaigeAshley 34 points ago +34 / -0

So FUN! Love it, OP!! 🇺🇲👍🏻🧡

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xman51 30 points ago +31 / -1

Where can I play this?

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deleted 30 points ago +30 / -0
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Skogin 10 points ago +10 / -0

buys more mags

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deleted 11 points ago +11 / -0
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gunteh 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m still waiting for reloading supplies to come back. I can’t train if I can’t reload my supplies. And don’t get me started on all the price gouging.

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deleted 10 points ago +10 / -0
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snag_007 7 points ago +7 / -0

Some of us started back before The Mulatto was selected ...

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War_Hamster 6 points ago +6 / -0

In 2013, my entire home defense arsenal was comprised of 2 spearguns, a bad-a$$ machete, and my doggo.

I've since upgraded.

Same doggo, though.

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deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
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DCdeplorable 5 points ago +5 / -0

I hope it's an amphibian attack doggo

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gunteh 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hear you, Hindsight is 20/20, no doubt.

I’ve been prioritizing my preppers pantry in the meantime, but there’s got to be a let up at some point, or manufacturers need to increase output to meet all the extra demand.

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glow-operator-2-0 3 points ago +3 / -0

Try a laser bullet system for dry fire /holster practice.

https://www.itargetpro.com/

Just one of a few available.

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Magabyte [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey! Just made a playable demo here in this thread:

https://patriots.win/p/15HIciOHJP/i-made-a-playable-demo-of-the-8b/c/

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Magabyte [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

We’re working on developing it, will make a post when finished!

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Magabyte [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, just made a playable demo in this thread:

https://patriots.win/p/15HIciOHJP/i-made-a-playable-demo-of-the-8b/c/

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Tip-O-Matic 27 points ago +29 / -2

Is this a real game??? I wanna play!

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Magabyte [S] 48 points ago +50 / -2

It’s just an 8bit-style animation I made for fun, although if any programmer pedes wanted to collaborate on such a project I would definitely consider!

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 36 points ago +37 / -1

I'm a programmer pede, and would love to work on something like this. Could even make it a JavaScript game so anyone could play it in their browsers. Can you send me the sprite sheets?

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 14 points ago +16 / -2

:D We can do whatever we want. That would be a great substitute for the toads in the castles, though.

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SutopSutolf 13 points ago +15 / -2

What could Trump throw in place of fireballs? Also, definitely need a swamp level

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 17 points ago +17 / -0

LMAO @ Swamp level. Naturally.

I was thinking he throws "tweets?"

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War_Hamster 14 points ago +14 / -0

What could Trump throw in place of fireballs?

Oranges, of course.

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GeorgiaOQueef 10 points ago +10 / -0

Diet Coke

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Barron_FromTheFuture 1 point ago +1 / -0

Diet coke should be the power up instead of a mushroom.

Also Instead of a leaf like on Mario 3 it could be an American flag cape.

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CoryInTheHouse1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

Paper towels obviously

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kc5ods 5 points ago +5 / -0

why not trump points and says "you are fake news" to which the little fungus news media people shrivel...

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JeremiahKassin 9 points ago +9 / -0

Okay. But you gotta do a Hillary/Bowser mashup. That's essential.

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was thinking she could be the last boss level. You eventually dunk her in a vat of acid, and she crawls back out as a lizard man.

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20KAG20 7 points ago +7 / -0

I mean really, Soros is the boss behind all this shit.

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polJosephWatson -4 points ago +5 / -9

Your skills would be better spent on something actually useful.

They're hacking voting machines and shutting down power grids. We're making 8-bit Mario re-skins?

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Magabyte [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

If you have a brilliant idea for how to program the deep state out of existence, then by all means get to work. In the meantime, there’s nothing wrong with keeping morale up while so many around here are turning into whining doomers.

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polJosephWatson -5 points ago +3 / -8

Yes, contribute your part to the circuses.

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 7 points ago +8 / -1

And what, pray tell, do you suggest I do? And I'm not allowed to have a fun hobby in my off time?

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polJosephWatson 0 points ago +4 / -4

Do whatever you want. It's a free country. For now.

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idea 3 points ago +3 / -0

Toppest. This is the perfect metaphor for P.w.

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germ-x 4 points ago +4 / -0

Please make a post about it if you do. I think it could be a great parody game

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh, definitely will do. If Magabyte gets ahold of me and we move forward with this, I'll start with a post for suggestions on gameplay. We'll likely want to pick up some sound/music/level design folks, too. I just enjoy the coding part. None of the actual "make the game" parts. It'll need collaboration to make it any good. May even have to grab more artists, depending on what kind of bandwidth u/Magabyte has.

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PrezElectHamsandwich 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can’t wait to see the result

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Magabyte [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, just made a playable demo in this thread:

https://patriots.win/p/15HIciOHJP/i-made-a-playable-demo-of-the-8b/c/

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PrezElectHamsandwich 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sweet, thanks for the update!

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Magabyte [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, just made a playable demo in this thread:

https://patriots.win/p/15HIciOHJP/i-made-a-playable-demo-of-the-8b/c/

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koyima 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you are uploading the sprites I'm in

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kek_saved_the_world 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m a game dev too can you publish the art assets and we have a game jam? Love to hack on some ideas in Godot. I’ve always had a dream to make a game called the deep state where you fight them to rescue America

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 6 points ago +6 / -0

Man. Really wish we could PM on here. Shoot me a quick E-Mail at cnnwillblackmailyou at gmail.com

I'll send you a more permanent address from there.

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Magabyte [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Will def want to discuss this - I’ll shoot you an email when I get some time!

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SutopSutolf 4 points ago +4 / -0

Make it happen, frens!

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Magabyte [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, just made a playable demo in this thread:

https://patriots.win/p/15HIciOHJP/i-made-a-playable-demo-of-the-8b/c/

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burner123 2 points ago +2 / -0

you should create a gitlab repository with all the code and art (or if you want to be uncensorable, use https://radicle.xyz/ i haven't used it but it looks cool)

i might be able to help with the art

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 3 points ago +4 / -1

There's a new forum in c/GameDev

Keep an eye in there. We may end up asking for art help.

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Long_time_lurker 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can PM on here, click on someone's name and then the "send a message" link in the bottom right. For example

https://patriots.win/send?user=CnnWillBlackmailYou

or

https://patriots.win/send?user=Magabyte

Just be careful because you know the leftists are constantly trying to hack stuff and would likely expose whatever we say here. (I wouldn't trust Google much, either, stored communications older than X days can be obtained without subpoena thanks to some outdated laws... I think it's about 6 months?)

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 2 points ago +2 / -0

Roger that. I run my own mail servers (always have). I know too much about how much the big companies are in bed with the government. I only use the browser/gmail to trade E-Mail addresses.

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1776forever1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

Could be epic, fight through different world/ level themes (redpill normies with reminders and real world reference):

NGO / Open borders (human trafficker thugs, Soros boss)

Riot (antifa & blm thugs, Fed Glowie boss)

Useless Currency (Central bank thugs, Rothschild boss)

Etc.

Final level: Frens in MAGA hats come together, hold trial against the powers that be

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 4 points ago +4 / -0

K, so first thoughts, just so I can get a design document started...

What do you see the "progress bar" in the upper left representing?

What would the maga hats be for? (Like maybe the big coins from Super Mario World? Collect enough to get a life?)

What other powerups do you see? Instead of fireballs, throw "tweets," maybe?

I like someone else's suggestion that instead of the oranges making him bigger, they would take him from stark white, to tan.

Know any sound designers?

What about other enemies? Purple-hairs, Kook Skycaller has to be in there somewhere... AOC's teeth should play a role, too. Like the "chomps", AOC would sit stationary, but her neck would extend with the teeth chomping?

How far are you willing to take this? One level for fun, or do we wanna go full-blown game? Do you know sound people? Music? Do we bother with GUI, or just dump straight into game?

I even like progressively difficult bosses being dipshit dems, like Gappy McFats, and Beetlejuice, Shifty, Pocohantas, etc. We have a whole slew of character names to work with.


Edits:

/u/ThomasDND had some good suggestions for boss fights, too. I like the idea that the "big-bad" at the end could be Killary, and after one round of fighting her, she gets dumped in a barrel of acid, and comes back out as a lizard-man.

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npc_1234 3 points ago +3 / -0

I really like the idea for the boss level posted further up in the thread of the boss level being Epstein Island dungeons. Maybe we can even find a way to put that picture of Bill in a dress and place it prominently on the wall.

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syntaxError 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck ya!

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Magabyte [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sent you an email!

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bba95 3 points ago +3 / -0

Saw this thread yesterday, y'all need a sound effects/music composer guy? I'm a game dev myself and this seems like it'd be fun little side thing to contribute to if it got off the ground.

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 2 points ago +3 / -1

Keep an eye in c/GameDev

When we need additional assets, we'll definitely put out a call.

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Magabyte [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, just made a playable demo in this thread:

https://patriots.win/p/15HIciOHJP/i-made-a-playable-demo-of-the-8b/c/

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 17 points ago +17 / -0

If the game were real, I would buy it immediately.

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Magabyte [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, just made a playable demo in this thread:

https://patriots.win/p/15HIciOHJP/i-made-a-playable-demo-of-the-8b/c/

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FudgyFudgeBots 12 points ago +12 / -0

Excellent!!!

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Salacious_B_Trump 12 points ago +12 / -0

Would be funnier if he started the game pale and became orange upon powerup.

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Skogin 7 points ago +7 / -0

Faster / more powerful with every shade of orange.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 5 points ago +7 / -2

That would be good too!

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deleted 10 points ago +10 / -0
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CnnWillBlackmailYou 0 points ago +1 / -1

I'm thinking the powerup for the tweets is a cell phone.

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deleted 11 points ago +11 / -0
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KekistanPM 4 points ago +4 / -0

Would be even funnier if they were wearing a t-shirt and khaki shorts.

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Aluminoti 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hope you put a big mushroom somewhere 🍄

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 3 points ago +5 / -2

I see what you did there.

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 9 points ago +9 / -0

Is this a real game, and if not, who has the tileset? Coz I'll make it a real game.

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thealex 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was thinking an html5 game would be good for distribution/ease of access.

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 1 point ago +2 / -1

Probably going to go C#, just for ease of coding. HTML5 games you have to do some super fucky memory management with in order to keep the built-in browser garbage collection from making your game stutter. If your game never loads/unloads objects, it's fine, but soon as you use structs or classes normally, the GC chews up your game bad.

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Magabyte [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, just made a playable demo in this thread:

https://patriots.win/p/15HIciOHJP/i-made-a-playable-demo-of-the-8b/c/

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toasty867 8 points ago +8 / -0

Shut up and take my money!

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Okieshartpostdoke 8 points ago +8 / -0

You cut off the part where he bops a mushroom out of the Mitch McConnell turtle

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spaceboy 2 points ago +2 / -0

oh that would be awesome, the turtles would have mitch mcconnel faces... Dude, someone needs to make this game. I'll donate money.

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Wyzer 7 points ago +7 / -0

Shut up, develop it, and take my money for it.

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Magabyte [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, just made a playable demo in this thread:

https://patriots.win/p/15HIciOHJP/i-made-a-playable-demo-of-the-8b/c/

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ThePatriotGames2016 7 points ago +7 / -0

this needs to be a real game

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FerkenBlerkin 6 points ago +6 / -0

If this is a real game, PLEASE let me know the name!

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Magabyte [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, just made a playable demo in this thread:

https://patriots.win/p/15HIciOHJP/i-made-a-playable-demo-of-the-8b/c/

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FerkenBlerkin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice! I'll check it out

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SteelWolf87 6 points ago +6 / -0

I would play this all the time

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Magabyte [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, just made a playable demo in this thread:

https://patriots.win/p/15HIciOHJP/i-made-a-playable-demo-of-the-8b/c/

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orange_dit 6 points ago +6 / -0

The sewage pipes all lead to the swamp. That's where the final bosses are. Instead of saving a princess you have to save little children.

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Starseed 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pipes lead to the DUMBs

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Redpill-notCommieRed 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is great! Nice job!

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MonkPepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

I am reminded of this gem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tExQM4PYMKw

Also at some point during Carpe's memeworld site had a link to a game called Maga Man which was a Trump Mega Man game. Enemies included Rainbow Man, Sparty Man, Tramp Woman, Smoke Woman, Burning Man, and Grope Man. I even found a link to a playthrough and download. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhoAaJ7WNC0

Add: Look at that. He also made a Trump Mario game too! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKiIieEfjxk

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Kdiddy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why is this not longer?

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RyanT282 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's what she said. 😕

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Magabyte [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, just made a playable demo in this thread:

https://patriots.win/p/15HIciOHJP/i-made-a-playable-demo-of-the-8b/c/

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FreddyThePatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Orange man rad

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NimbleNavigator20202 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wish this wasn't just a GIF I want to see more

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Magabyte [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, just made a playable demo in this thread:

https://patriots.win/p/15HIciOHJP/i-made-a-playable-demo-of-the-8b/c/

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cyberwar 5 points ago +5 / -0

I want this game!

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Magabyte [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, just made a playable demo in this thread:

https://patriots.win/p/15HIciOHJP/i-made-a-playable-demo-of-the-8b/c/

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cyberwar 1 point ago +1 / -0

thanks pede!

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AmericanScholar373 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol at the glowie he's going to stomp on

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Trumpdup4prez 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where can I get a copy?

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Magabyte [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, just made a playable demo in this thread:

https://patriots.win/p/15HIciOHJP/i-made-a-playable-demo-of-the-8b/c/

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usmcphrog46 4 points ago +4 / -0

Steam release please lololol

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Magabyte [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, just made a playable demo in this thread:

https://patriots.win/p/15HIciOHJP/i-made-a-playable-demo-of-the-8b/c/

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ghost_of_aswartz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where can has play?

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Magabyte [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, just made a playable demo in this thread:

https://patriots.win/p/15HIciOHJP/i-made-a-playable-demo-of-the-8b/c/

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MasterVader2U 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would play the shit out of this.

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Magabyte [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, just made a playable demo in this thread:

https://patriots.win/p/15HIciOHJP/i-made-a-playable-demo-of-the-8b/c/

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PaulAtreidesJihad177 3 points ago +3 / -0

Which emulator is this?

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Magabyte [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, just made a playable demo in this thread:

https://patriots.win/p/15HIciOHJP/i-made-a-playable-demo-of-the-8b/c/

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Steady3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Legit!

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citydwellertrumpfan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can someone setup a github or sourceforge page & make this into a playable open source game?

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thealex 3 points ago +3 / -0

html5 game maybe? Gitlab might be better, github suffers from TDS quite a lot.

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Magabyte [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, just made a playable demo in this thread:

https://patriots.win/p/15HIciOHJP/i-made-a-playable-demo-of-the-8b/c/

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NotTheCIADonotWorry 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shut up and take my money

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Magabyte [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, just made a playable demo in this thread:

https://patriots.win/p/15HIciOHJP/i-made-a-playable-demo-of-the-8b/c/

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NotTheCIADonotWorry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Im interested in this why?

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Fussbudget 3 points ago +3 / -0

FUND IT

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Magabyte [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, just made a playable demo in this thread:

https://patriots.win/p/15HIciOHJP/i-made-a-playable-demo-of-the-8b/c/

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MegoThor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Awww, it stopped before he jumped on the FBI agent.

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Ryan4maga 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can you sell me that cartage, I have a NES

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Amarant9 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would like to play this game.

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Magabyte [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, just made a playable demo in this thread:

https://patriots.win/p/15HIciOHJP/i-made-a-playable-demo-of-the-8b/c/

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Skabliggum2 3 points ago +3 / -0

I need more of this! Like now! 🍊🌎

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Magabyte [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, just made a playable demo in this thread:

https://patriots.win/p/15HIciOHJP/i-made-a-playable-demo-of-the-8b/c/

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heeeeeemeyer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy shit I need to do this ROM hack!

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Magabyte [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, just made a playable demo in this thread:

https://patriots.win/p/15HIciOHJP/i-made-a-playable-demo-of-the-8b/c/

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Bigly2021 3 points ago +3 / -0

Amazing game, the best. Everyone agrees we have the best games!

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BananaWizard 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would play this and it would be legal to make. You wouldn't even need trumps permissions just call him Mr. President

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Magabyte [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, just made a playable demo in this thread:

https://patriots.win/p/15HIciOHJP/i-made-a-playable-demo-of-the-8b/c/

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RuleoVicus 3 points ago +3 / -0

I fucking love it

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Magabyte [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, just made a playable demo in this thread:

https://patriots.win/p/15HIciOHJP/i-made-a-playable-demo-of-the-8b/c/

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LolitaExpressPilot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now you're playing with power!

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VeryRarePepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well done!

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Megadeth 2 points ago +2 / -0

It might not be that hard to hack the NES SMB ROMs and change the tiles used to draw Mario ... only problem is that you can only use 4 colors for each tile ...

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Megadeth 3 points ago +3 / -0

The turtles needs to be turned into Mitch McConnel somehow too ...

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jerryriggs1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Koopa is Maxine Waters.