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Amaroq64 148 points ago +148 / -0

Sleeping with a Chinese spy and still allowed on the Intelligence committee, the Homeland Security committee, and the Intellectual Property subcommittee*

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Rebellion32 100 points ago +100 / -0

They're TARGETING ME BECAUSE THEY WANT TO DATE ME!!!

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LetsG0Brandon 20 points ago +20 / -0

Bet he was being "pegged" by fang-fang

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Hanging_Chad 5 points ago +6 / -1

Has anyone asked her?

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ModernKnight 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh, they didn't ask, they told.

"Fang-fang, you peg Eric Swarwerr. You peg him hard, make him no sit in congress."

"But I peg him five times arready, I tink he rikes it!"

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JustBoo 14 points ago +14 / -0

Lol.

Quite the ironic joke as well, him mentioning the history of the DEMOCRAT Party Klu Klux Klan KKK that has risen back up. Right down to the desire to wear MASKS and coerce people with FEAR and intimidation. And their party's love of BURNING Things in front of buildings. How Ironic indeed.

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when_we_win_remember 4 points ago +4 / -0

People like to go "muh party shift" and focus on "those racist southerners" when analyzing the failure of the Democratic party in the South. An alternative formulation is the Democrat party abandoned and replaced their working class white base with immigrants and non-workers. They still have the self-loathing elitists.

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JustBoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes sir. Remind them that DEMOCRAT Robert Byrd, eulogized by Joe Biden at his funeral, was in CONGRESS from 1952 until 2010, and was a PROUD and PROMINENT Klu Klux Klan KKK Leader, Organizer and Recruiter. Claiming he had recruited more KKK than anyone he knew of in his state.

Byrd partook in a lengthy filibuster effort against the 1964 Civil Rights Act while in Congress.

The KKK Democrats are desperate and LIE and white wash, with LIES, this Racist KKK Leaders deeds. Reuters OUT RIGHT LIES about his career. Party Shift Is An Orwellian Lie. Period. Democrats are now the Party of Racism of Low Expectation.

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EvJohn 23 points ago +23 / -0

No typeface big enough for the WTFF?????

Criminals. The lot of 'em.

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TDS_Consultant 16 points ago +16 / -0

Eric Swalwell is so desperate to matter. The problem is he's just flat out too dumb to play. The bar is really low so that's saying something.

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whybag 3 points ago +3 / -0

On Intel as a brand new freshman, and Pelosi knew about the conflict before they seated the Congress that year.

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PotatoJoe 39 points ago +40 / -1

You fart on live tv. Hard to silence that action faggot. He is such a weasel.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 28 points ago +28 / -0

Fang fang pegged him. I'll bet my future retirement on it.

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JohnCocktoastin 15 points ago +16 / -1

Fang Fang and Adam Schiff gave 'ole Farticus the Eiffel Tower. While Nadler watched and stroked his fupa.

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OrangeManBadasss 13 points ago +13 / -0

I really didn't need that visual. 🤮

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entERmyMAtrix 6 points ago +6 / -0

🤢🤮 I can’t be around someone puking or I start puking.

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Greatlakespede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek

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TickleTh1sElmo 21 points ago +21 / -0

Idgaf that he farted on live TV. I don't care that the other fuckboy who looks like an oompa loompa with glasses shit himself on live TV. Shit happens. I get it. What I do give a fuck about, however, is that fact that both of them work to destroy America and work against the citizens of this country. The dude slept with a Chinese spy, and he's still in Congress. He needs to be hung for treason, as should most of Congress.

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Mikespenis123 10 points ago +10 / -0

Wasn't a fart, it was a queef.

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Vox_Dobad 10 points ago +10 / -0

If he wasn't a complete douche, he'd have just owned it when he was asked about it.

Yep, I let one rip. Sometimes it's not asking to come out, it's demanding to.

That would have scored points across the spectrum.

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Cablespider 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's like the scratch balls - smell fingers type. And hey, if that's your thing, more power to you. I set the bar right there myself.

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LivebytheTendies 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a good test to see if you have covid!

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

I really hope someone writes a tell-all book about how Swallwell acts when he's off camera. Seems like the type who screams at everyone.

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Whoopies_tds 28 points ago +28 / -0

Ku Klux Klan like Ralph Northam or are we talking about Robert Byrd type kkk?

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Snoman 16 points ago +16 / -0

We’re talking about all the Democrat and Progressive types.

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fluffykitten 23 points ago +23 / -0

Been in America for almost 40 years, and never seen an actual KKK member IRL. Closest to it are some kids on Halloween tryin' to be ghosts. Who the fuck still believes the KKK is a threat at this point?

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CentralAmericanPede 15 points ago +15 / -0

The few KKK members that still exist all work for the FBI.

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Aquamine-Amarine 1 point ago +1 / -0

And they all happen to be Democrats.

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Eatinglue 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’ve met two people who were truly racist. Dunno about being clan members, just assholes. I’m 35 years old…two people in my whole lifetime.

But if we use the left’s definition of racist 60 percent of black people are racist for wanting voter ID and so are all of us. 🙄

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King5150 5 points ago +5 / -0

Only deep seated racists can spot them that's why only the Democrats can only recognize them but what they fail to mention is they are all Democrats.

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South_Florida_Guy 21 points ago +22 / -1

Maybe Mccarthy just wants to date him?

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Treefreak1776 8 points ago +8 / -0

Saw Swallow on news show yesterday saying that McFaggety was the the main reason the MAGA movement isn't dying out. My first thought was that the 2 fags are having a lovers querell.

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OfficerNasty 18 points ago +18 / -0

How the fuck isn't Fartwell kicked out of office or in a cell for endangering US intelligence?

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TommyLasordasBallBag 15 points ago +15 / -0

(D)... you get that prestigious title behind your name and whaalaaa - immune

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NADSAQ 6 points ago +6 / -0

lol it’s viola

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Forbidden_outcast 6 points ago +6 / -0

Viola is the man woman on my husband’s side of the family. She runs multiple banks, but her son still cusses her out daily for letting his children have coca-cola, which will make them hyper and then his masters degree wife has to deal with it. That might interfere with his masters degree wife gathering all the family’s clothes for big mommy to come gather and wash, bc she cares so much about their well-being…. And only wants them to focus on the important things in life.

Master’s degree wife might have also neglected to pay attention to her child in the country club swimming pool while she was talking a/another master’s degree wife, but once the child was resuscitated- the local newspaper wrote up several glowing front page articles about how glorious the local fire department and local doctors were. (The extended family was no where to be found for comment…. bc they they were too busy throwing up.)

He (he son) is also a medical doctor and only son and child, who called home, literally crying- from his first two weeks of basic training, and big mommy got him out of it- and then pushed him into medical school to salvage her known reputation for excellence. His dad, on the other hand, pockets pastries from the all-you-can-eat casino buffet breakfast bar- and gladly shows his goods off to anyone who he thinks might be interested- because he’s just that proud of…… whatever that is.

He (the son) also sent out an S.O.S text to the family, bc he got a flat tire- and had no clue what to do. Big Mommy took charge- and, after contacting all the manly men in the family….. who promptly laughed and hung up on her- she then fronted her credit card to get her Triple A people to go change the flat for him,* because his wife and children were in the car*, and it was her duty to protect them.

Hope this wasn’t too much information, bc it’s an honest-to-God true story- not one piece is a lie.

And no- no Jewishness here, so get your mind out of the gutter. This is blonde haired blue eyes fuckwads who worship education and money above all else, while the rest of the family just laughs.

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NADSAQ 9 points ago +9 / -0

sir this is a Wendy’s

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Awakened 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love this place.

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alfredbester 1 point ago +1 / -0

hahahahahahaha

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Forbidden_outcast 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh shit. Was that too much?

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A_Little_White_Duck 2 points ago +2 / -0

No that was great. You paint a great but miserable picture of those worthless assholes.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shouldn't that have one of those fancy things above one of the letters? Like "Vióla" or "v.... nevermind, French has never been my thing.

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27Sandino 1 point ago +1 / -0

i think it's voila

like voila ackbar

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imnotdeadyet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because he be a Democrat!

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TommyLasordasBallBag 13 points ago +13 / -0

Somebody off this traitor. I'm sick and tired of our representatives being literally in bed with communists.

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DestroyerofCobwebs 8 points ago +13 / -5

Were going to have to work on Junior's grammar.

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Forbidden_outcast 16 points ago +16 / -0

*We’re 😂

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The_Expert 6 points ago +6 / -0

fucking classic, calling out someone four they're grammer and you do it with a grammer mistake. love it.

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BasedMechanic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bruh ...

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Magister_Caeli 3 points ago +3 / -0

That had to be a satirical response

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BasedMechanic 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope so

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Terriblesubreddit1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd like to think he's taking the Sr. approach

"What a loser Trump Jr is for trying to point out the confirmed fact that this rep slept with a Chinese spy but using an apostrophe wrong"

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DestroyerofCobwebs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Could be. Personally, I think we're past that. No one who doesn't already know about Fang Fang is still listening to anything JR, or anyone else in Trumpworld, has to say.

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BurtMcGirt 8 points ago +8 / -0

Anyone else surprised he was sleeping with an adult?

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Tuber 3 points ago +3 / -0

And a female at that.

Maybe she was a beard.

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ObongoForPrison2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Imagine being an elected official in 2022 and talking about the KKK.

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malooch 5 points ago +5 / -0

these jerk offs are really bringing up the kkk, they gotta find a more relevant boogey man

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nobody is buying the fed Patriot Front nonsense.

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winsome 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ilhan Omar's on the House Committee on Foreign Affairs, how is that not crazy?

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Firespawn 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wouldn't be surprised if fang fang is a tranny, cause swalwell is a major cock sucker.

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here2red 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha. What are these losers smoking? I want some of that shit

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RedAltoids 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have my doubts that he was actually sleeping with her, that's just a somewhat plausible excuse for working with her. Doesn't seem like the sort of chap that like girls.

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erocks 3 points ago +3 / -0

in my almost 40 years of life, where i have lived on the outskirts of town or in smaller more rural towns, the places that are mostly white and exactly where these alleged klans people would probably be and i have yet to ever meet a single person who has even mentioned anything about the kkk other than mentioning them in the very, very past tense. literally nobody has ever said they were part of it or knew somebody who was part of it or knew where they are even at. so where the actual fuck are all of these evil, openly racist nazi kkk people in real life exactly? im pretty sure i would have run into them with the places ive lived and spent much of my free time. yet nothing. ever. i have worked with a black supremacist though and heard numerous other black people saying horrible, racist things about white people or other races right in front of me or to me. yet im to believe that there are literal kkk members as sitting republican politicians? i cant even find signs of a single one in the podunk little towns i spend time in, but there are elected politicians that are openly racist somehow? swalwell and his despicable ilk can choke on a bunch of duck dicks. fucking pieces of shit contribute zero positive anything to society. just constantly projecting their shit lives onto others. lie after lie after lie. so fucking sick and tired of it.

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A_Little_White_Duck 1 point ago +1 / -0

Supposedly my ex-husband's grandfather in rural OH was a member, he would have been born circa 1910. But pretty sure he gave it up when busting the heads of non-union worker replacements became his new outlet for manliness.

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FrontholeEnjoyer 0 points ago +1 / -1

If you watched CNN you'd think they were hiding under every upturned rock

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Merica4EVER 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck Eric Swallows, prolly eats cream pies, fucking bitch ass shouldnt be in any position of power, definitely isnt in one with "his woman"

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GrimmJack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fang-Fang is still in a steaming hot bath of iodine and bleach scrubbing the Swalwell out... Even Xi is feeling sorry for her... But fuck McCarthy too, he is another backstabber in waiting.

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fs713 2 points ago +2 / -0

The fact that these retards even invoke the KKK (an organization that hasn't been active in a meaningful way in many decades) says all there is to say.

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TheSonOfGadsden 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fartwell, why you no call fang fang no more? She give you no bang bang?

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Bongo_Occidental 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know the epithet “gook” doesn’t normally refer to Chinese people. It’s more like Korean or Vietnamese.

Regardless, I honestly get sick and tired of being written off as a racist because morons get on this site and say a bunch of racist shit. I’m not a racist. My policy positions have nothing to do with race, only what’s best for our country.

Everybody has a right to their own opinions on things and racists have every right to believe what they will. But I wish those people could keep that shit to themselves on here because it’s makes the rest of us look bad. Personally, I have as much respect for a leftist as I do for these people.

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HmongManTheBarbarian 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree with you as a based Asian pede. This poster will post "Gook" in a title but no one on here will ever post the "N" word. Come on, if you use slurs (and wrong ones at that), let's see you call out everyone. Oh yeah, just use derogatory words on the race that's been getting beat on and blamed for Covid for the past two years because you can do it since you won't get called out for it in the media. Hey tough pede, I dare you to use the N word too when you start your next thread. You know, equal rights and all.

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Bongo_Occidental 1 point ago +1 / -0

Solid. I’m not saying these guys are all imposters and shills, but I can’t think of a more destructive thing a person could do on this site to undermine our objectives. Personally, I don’t want to be shit on for being white and I think it’s messed up for anyone else to have to read through this crap when we clearly have bigger fish to fry. God bless.

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StadiumHopper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please remind Swallwell that THE KKK WAS DEMOCRATS and frankly his slander is both duly noted and actionable. Don Jr...how about you lead tge GOP in filing a federal civil suit against that creepy SOB for slandering us. The KKK were all DEMOCRATS. Let's take Swallwell and DEMOCRA5S TO COURT for SLANDERING US ALL.

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Thatonedinoguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

A reminder for anyone who might soon forget, the klan was founded by democrats, run by democrats, and has only ever benefited democrats. The democrat/republican political shift is a lie, democrats will always be the party of slave owners and racist old men.

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katsumi27 2 points ago +2 / -0

“We’re” ? 🤔

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BetaODork 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey fartswell if you’re trying to sniff out kkk connections, ask Biden.

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Eatinglue 2 points ago +2 / -0

Misspelling so people share what you tweeted. Classic Trump move.

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DeathByGinger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eric Swallow got lucky they were handing out bin bang yum yum's back when. They buy elites for a lot less now. Supply is outpacing demand. Lol

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STIDGIT64 2 points ago +2 / -0

ERIC SWAWELL the FANG FANG BANGER. You should be shot for treason you Chinese bitch .

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PubliusInvictus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plot twist: Fang Fang is a tranny.

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Patriot_Dave 2 points ago +2 / -0

How is this faggot still in office?

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dohcanada 2 points ago +2 / -0

#fangbanger

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IncredibleMrE1 2 points ago +2 / -0

He sure is effective at detonating Weapons of Gas Destruction on live TV. I will give him that.

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Bohemyth_2 2 points ago +2 / -0

that effective presidential campaign was fun. aye you're targeted because CA is red

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ravioli_king 2 points ago +2 / -0

As soon as I see the KKK involved in a statement my brain just shuts off and invalidates everything the person just said.

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snoopy3210 2 points ago +3 / -1

you were*

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King_Boobus_Toobus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ha! It seems like you and I are the only ones who gives a shit about the rules (of grammar and apostrophes) around here.

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SaltyKrakenBalls 2 points ago +2 / -0

Firing squad for this STD infected faggot.

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PepeMaxxus 2 points ago +2 / -0

STOP BEIN’ A Lil BITCH, swalwell. ya chicom loving vermin..

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Trumpwonbidencheated 1 point ago +1 / -0

Eric Swalwells so much cock

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cciv 1 point ago +1 / -0

were

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Dilligaf 1 point ago +1 / -0

McCarthy is targeting him because China needs someone else under the radar for fang fang to bang bang.

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Airvh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damnit I'd tell a hot Chinese spy whatever she wanted to hear if she'd polish my knob from time to time.

Of course it might not be true info, just what she wants to hear. evil grin

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alienjesus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Typical democrat! Do as I say, not as I do!

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Testosteroneape2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol he misspelled defective

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TrumpMagaNoBama 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fang-Fang No Like-ee Like-ee!!

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mathteach314159 1 point ago +1 / -0

It reads like a reddit post in r/politics. What a weak piece of shit. I cant believe he represents America, SAD!

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Heywood_Jablowme 1 point ago +1 / -0

The KKK were Democrats…