The CHOP's community garden will never cease to amaze me.
Those retards literally flattened out cardboard and put it out on the grass, and then dumped out some tomato plant starters on top of it and called it a garden. They literally thought that was going to be their community food source.
Those withering plants, not even put out in any sort of rows, no ability to form real root structure, loose soil just tossed about... The second someone walked on it or it rained hard, it was all going to wash off that cardboard...
My god.
I would fucking love to watch any single one of those morons try to till up a garden by hand. They'd quit in tears within five minutes and abandon it.
better backfill holes at least a ft or so w fertile soil and the proper crops for the season and soil region. Contrary to popular belief, growing shit well is extremely difficult.
I've typically laid cardboard and newspaper over the garden bed first, either to let it smother weeds over a non-growing season, or punching holes out to accommodate the seeds/seedlings during a growing season and covering everything with a layer of topsoil afterward.
The ground underneath needs to be lightly tilled first though.
Yup, they probably heard about it in a magazine once, but never really understood why you use cardboard when planting. So, they just tossed a bag of dirt on the cardboard, along with some seedlings, and called it a day.
Just about sums up the left. Create problems that didn't exist (cardboard on top of dirt), then offer a fix to the problem they created (put dirt on top of the cardboard.. but not nearly enough), then dress it up and say the problem was fixed (plants in the thin layer of dirt). Looks nice on the surface for a bit, but upon any amount of examination, turns out to be a complete shit solution to a problem that didn't exist to begin with.
kek. IKR! These kids need to be sent out to Ethiopia maybe instead of a farm so they can appreciate all they have and realize no one outside their bubble gives a fuck about their pronouns!
I think the main difference between Florida Man and Commie Xer is the common mindset, with Florida Man doing most of the things Florida Man does because he thinks it will be fun or funny (and is usually right about that). Commie Xer does what it does because it thinks it will make the world a better place, which is as delusional as thinking just because it cut off its dick it is now a woman.
Berge was not a model citizen and had many run ins with police. But friends who were camping in the park with him described him as generous even though they were extremely mad that he allegedly had killed his companion whom they very much liked.
The funniest part is I don't think they appreciate just how large a volume of crops you need to sustain a large group long term. Especially if you don't eat meat so you need even more vegetables to pretend to compensate for, which, let's face it, these cucks don't.
Kek, you have to wonder how fast they think the crops grow too. 'I'll plant this one watermelon seed in the dead of winter on bedrock and in three days I'll have me a whole one.'
Everyone knows you can’t plant melon seeds on bedrock in minecraft. You need to clear a 3x3 grid, let the stalk grow, and miraculously every few in-game days, a melon will be produced!
food for a single person takes MUCH more than that stupid "garden", and nothing there would be edible for months.
fruits and vegetables are mostly fiber (edit: and water), so unless you're looking at high sugar/fat fruits/vegs or nuts, the caloric content is just too low. you'll starve to death long before you reach first harvest.
a whole cucumber takes 2 months to grow, but even the large ones are maybe 50 calories at most. congratulations, now you need to eat 30 a day to still have your metabolism in starvation mode.
an avocado seed takes 5+ fucking years to start a tree and produce its first healthy fruit and that's in perfect conditions and commercial treatment. if your conditions are more homely, you're looking at 10+ years before your first fruit.
and we haven't even started talking seasons or climate zones.
And if they want to "make lattes whenever needed", they're going to need land/work/time for that too, along with a lot of processing. So you need way more land if you want more than just the necessities. These people have no fucking clue how much effort it takes to have the things they enjoy. And it's going to take more than a person pitching in here and there at their whim. These people think they can be a farmer and an astronaut at the same time lol.
Worked a small farm (was just starting, was a friend and more a hobbyist, but doing it right), and it was insane how much work and land we tended just to fill up 1 truckbed for the weekly farmer’s market. My god.
Even better yet - to grow all those crops efficiently you'd need to use some heavy machinery... and wait for it - all those poor rabbits, groundhogs, squirrels,etc that wind up getting plowed over and used as extra fertilizer. I'd love to see these lefties actually try to start a commune. That would make for great TV.
I think you are on to something here. We buy up a nice little plot somewhere, fertile and arable. Put cameras everywhere, give them a house and barn, fully stocked food pantry, seeds, equipment, a shop, just everything they might desire. And then we wait, and watch. For added kicks, every time there is a micro aggression or someone refuses to work, the pantry has a timed lock that adds one hour until it will open.
Also, are they going to process the animals, do they actually know what it takes to care for animals for products? Cleaning, breeding, tracking disease, etc?
Nor that meat is actually more efficient than just plain farming. People domesticated animals for a reason. Not all land is super fertile. Sheep and goats and cows eat grass, which humans can't.
Peak efficiency doesn't have people eating animals quickly when they're young and tastier, so not only will they have to eat some meat, they would have to get used to very gamey meat
I saw that in real life. It was way more pathetic than the pictures could ever show.
These people are completely brainwashed dumbfucks. Rather than sit their ass in college and learn nothing like that moron was complaining about they could have just gotten jobs doing what they like.
Now they get to make license plates in prison.
(Impressionable minds out there reading this, pay attention)
Tomatoes work on cardboard. There's a lot of people who use cardboard for gardens, believe it or not. The problem is that they were planting root vegetables on the cardboard which don't work at all for obvious reasons. Tomatoes are fine on cardboard, potatoes are not. That and there were other problems with what they did, like spacing and randomly planting them with no rhyme or reason. Then they just had people walking all over them.
The location is pretty important for the cardboard thing also. How much rain does Seattle get during that time of year? You get a good, heavy rain, and that top soil will wash right off that cardboard.
Liberals flock to childhood education. 99% of the teachers I know are the most left people I know. Triple jabbed, double masked, panic attack stricken brainwashed CNN viewers.
the young white liberal teachers I know are, for the most part, lonely AF and addicted to all types of drugs. And that's their better half--when you inquire into their beliefs or try to understand their rationalizations, it just gets sadder than a traditional junkie, these are brain rotters who pedal their shite. A tiny part of them deep down knows this, and that fact alone makes them miserable. You can only lie to yourself so long. This is why their peer confirmation is so prevalent, even in direct contradiction to reality.
Well, like most teachers these days, they can't do anything else which is why they love "education" and working in academia. They have no real world skills or value so they have to stay in the scam and teach it to the next sucker.
"I could help...but I'd need to take a lot of breaks. And some days I just won't feel like helping. And it depends on what kind of help they need. I guess I could maybe help with something. I dunno."
I'm more disturbed by the prospect some did read a history book and somehow think communism is great.
Then again, maybe they haven't. Almost every commie I met in uni that hated capitalism had read only marx and other commies takes on it, they refused to read up on capitalism from the source and thus didn't know shit about even the basics.
If you want to critique something it helps if you understand what you're even critiquing. They just looked stupid. Sad part is they were the norm in many departments.
Get a bunch of know-nothings together and no one will even be able to call the other person on their bullshit. That's how Marxism and leftism in general thrive.
All the commies I know cheated through highschool and are dumb as rocks/lazy as fuck. The "intelectual" types continued to do this in college or were just blessed w being able to remember things very easily. It is nothing more than regurgitation. No understanding is ever had.
They do not know history, they copied those answers for the test or quickly committed them to memory and then forgot them.
Their only exposure after that is confirmation bias and propaganda presented from their dumb as fuck peers.
Several years back some outfit- don't remember if it was a college or some prominent media outlet- did a study on how well people knew their political opponents' stances and arguments on various issues.
They fully expected to find that our sophisticated, leftist betters knew us dumb hicks much better than the other way around.
The results, which to their credit they published, shocked them. Conservatives knew leftists waaaaay better than the other way around.
They can't comprehend their bubble. They also can't comprehend that not only are we much more well-read on history and philosophy, but that we are inundated with their stupidity from all angles every single fucking day, whereas they only hear their own caricatures of conservative thought.
Oh, I absolutely believe it. It's why they routinely create these fictional arguments/cartoon bad guys in their minds. Everything is based on bullshit. It's how they believe they're morally and intellectually superior to everyone because anyone who disagrees must be a Nazi racist redneck. No one who disagrees with them could possibly be in the right, be more intelligent and have more education (they often confuse their liberal arts degree as certifying that they're brilliant).
Conservatives are always going to be more knowledgeable about leftists as we are surrounded by them all the time which is why we know their arguments and it makes it easier to debate them where as they are in an echo chamber all the time.
I think a lot of conservatives understand leftists pretty well because a lot of us used to be leftists when we were younger. We "took the red pill" and see the light now, and there's no going back.
Something I've been struggling with lately is trying to figure out exactly what it was that inspired me to move to the right and take the pill, so I can help others.
I know memes work, for sure. What else though, not sure.
Kind of like how non-Christians think they understand Christianity so can dictate morality to Christians. Too bad they missed the part where God is supreme and you are a creature under the Creator.
I mean to be fair how much of that is due to "Neo-leninists are the real transphobes" style cuckservatism? Sometimes I feel like the caricature leftists have in their heads of what rightists believe is an improvement over reality.
Zero skills? My 3 yr old granddaughter helped me in my little plot, and her shrieks of joy when her tomato plant got fruit were worth every second of labor to get it going. " Hey Gramma?"
" Yes, tygrysku?"
" I got ma basket, can we go pick maters and greens for lunch today?"
" Yes baby. We can eat from our garden today"
Even better, veggies they wouldn't touch get eaten when they help grandpa with them in the garden. Dad had about an acre plowed and planted. The challenge was beating the rabbits and deer to the crops.
Who else would want a commune? The only way for your net to be higher than individually is to be substantially below average. Every single one of them is counting on the aggregate skill being substantially higher than theirs, as they do in the world currently. Ditching capitalism also only makes sense if you think your basic needs (food, sewers, ect) are plucked from the ground freely distributed, not hard earned and traded.
Its so funny, they are already proclaiming where they will fit in the inevitable marketplace of labor, but there is no rhyme or reason to any of it. It's like a kid deciding to run away from home and then realizing they are cold, need a toothbrush and are hungry. Their pampered lives have innoculated them from any understanding of how 'society' has been built and functions.
i mean...looks like there will be 30 teachers for every student. also like 12 baristas, 20 librarians, and 15 gardeners. unsure where they will get any product, since none of them will make any money, and any money they already have will be gone in 2 weeks
but hey! random teachings for the kids, and tarot...which is somehow related
Let me read your future, you're going to slowly devolve into chaos when the food/water supply runs out and you find out that the "higher ups" are hoarding it for themselves. Next everyone begins to get sick and a few of you may even die. You will either return to civilization (I hope we don't let you back) or you're going to starve to death. Now dig the new toilet hole.
Wait. Are you saying that we cannot survive on simply calling things racist and drawing art? You can't grow a garden out of dreams and feminist literature?
gotta hand it to some of those idiots, they took some retarded bullshit people pay for as an occasional gimmick, and they have basically turned it into a daily fix their fellow idiots need. They are some of the cruelest, and most annoying capitalists to exist in modern times, playing on emotions to capitalize on others' last resources even, all while convincing themselves they provide a service worth depriving someone else of a meal. The irony is palpable, but not to them.
Don't be a bigot, you forgot to mention some were also shot.
Also all the handicapped veterans in the streets in the USSR after ww2 (the ones that couldn't work) disappeared almost overnight, almost like they got sent to the gulags....
It's amazing to me that so many of these people fancy themselves as educators and want access to the kiddos. These are the last people I want educating a kid. Also, most of these "jobs" are basically low level small town/small city "jobs" and just basic gardening. Yet, I doubt any of them know anything about herbs, medicinal plants, how to keep soil fertile, canning, safely dehydrating food, food storage, farming livestock (even if you don't want the meat, you're going to need animals for dairy and other things).
Oh, and they don't want to do any of the "hard" work of raising kids either.... They just want to lecture at them. I've really gotten to the point that anyone who hasn't successfully raised at least one child into adulthood and that child hasn't successfully started a traditional family of his or her own, I have no time for any comments they make about raising kids or educating kids or talking about kids. The whole point of having and raising kids is so as adults, those offspring can successfully replicate a functional family. People who want to talk at kids about their worthless opinions are mostly the failures of their own parents who didn't teach them any worthwhile skills or how to be a successful adult. As Phyllis Schafly used to say, Every American communist is the shame of at least one set of parents.
Every American communist is the shame of at least one set of parents.
Kek.
Yeah, I just don't care what commies think and I haven't for a very long time. Caring too much what others think is how we got PC, woke culture and mass formation honklerism. They are a danger to kids' minds.
hahahahaha! yep, all these "success" lefties always wanna try out their theories on other people but most of the are woefully unable to do a dang thing with their own lives.
Sowell put it best, I can't remember his exacts words but if an engineer builds a bridge and it collapses, he won't get hired, he's a bad engineer. But if you all provide is 'ideas' and never anything practical you can get away with never having to acknowledge those ideas not working in reality.
most of these "jobs" are basically low level small town/small city "jobs"
Ding ding ding. These people would be better served by just moving out to a rural town, getting just about any job, buying a cheap house on a few acres, and having what ever life they want. Heck, nothing stopping 20-30 of them to pool their savings, move to rural Kentucky, and start their own communist utopia.
But they won't, cus that would take effort. What they are really saying here, whether know it or not, is; "I want hardworking people to take care of me so I can do whatever I want all day, every day". Where does that coffee for lattes come from? Are people in Columbia, just going to give it to you? Are you going to trade something for it? It a lot of work to transport the mugs you made all the way there for coffee, and they don't need the 100 mugs that 10lbs of coffee is worth, maybe you could make a token to represent the worth that could be exchanged instead and....aww shit, you invented capitalism.
I want the live stream of the first incident of violence or crime and how they handle it. Will they create a police force, will that force get too much power and subjugate them? Or will it be like the mafia, where they don't stop the criminals, and now the criminals subjugate them?
But I'm sure if they just asked really nicely, that one guy won't rape your kids, and the other guy won't take your property, because you don't have any property to begin with, and it's not rape, it's just a different preference and it is totally valid and if you disagree you are a bigot. The powers of good will overcome the evil if we all just hold hands and do tarot readings.
They'll get together and secretly work up a list of rights that the police force isn't allowed to violate, oh, wait ... yéeeaaahhhh, HOW BOUT THAT CONSTITUTION NOW MOTHER FUCKERS! They need to wake the fuck up right now.
Sexually-confused blue-haired feminist responds "Perhaps these tarot cards will show food in your future? I also have a blog on how whites are racist, if that helps?"
So 99% of them are going to LARP as some sort of gypsy/fortune teller that does a few side jobs including making porn, cardboard gardening, teaching underwater transracial octo-gender basket weaving, and being each other's shrink.
Then there's the one that wants to do hard labor who will get kicked out after trying to fix the floor one of the 600 lb land whales fell through, and end up joining a MAGA community.
Why doesn't the one who wants to do hard labor just become a roofer and make $40k a year. I feel most of these people actually have the ability to have these things right now. They just don't want to put in the pretty minimal effort to get it.
You wanna make lattes whenever needed, talk with people about bullshit, and chop wood. Every small town has a Starbucks, and get some land and a fire place.
All this stuff is just a dog whistle for the gov to take care of them, that's all this is really about.
Yeah, I know alot of these people that pine for this simple rustic lifestyle. They are the same people that HAVE to go out every night or they are bored to death. Siting by the fire or quietly working on projects is fun to think about, but not 100% of the time.
Now I am the same kind of person, but atleast I know I am. That's why I bought a Quaint little brick cottage from the 40's...in the middle of a midsized city. I can go out to the bars then come right back home and have tea by the fire.
What's your job under socialism: construction, driving a tractor, repairing said tractor, meat plant worker, lumberjack, or general manual labor (i.e. carrying heavy stuff and digging ditches)?
Also, they are all so egotistical about their intellectual abilities which basically amount to "I don't know anything so let's play superstitious games". The egos on these people for being so ill equipped are just astounding. It reminds of Bernie Sanders who hung around and tried to join a commune but eventually they kicked him out because he couldn't actually do any of the needed labor.
It reminds of Bernie Sanders who hung around and tried to join a commune but eventually they kicked him out because he couldn't actually do any of the needed labor.
Tale as old as time. During the first socialist movement in America, this happened to many, including author Nathaniel Hawthorne. He couldn’t deal with the amount of necessary labor on Brook Farm commune as it interfered with his writing. This account (linked below) says he left, other accounts say he was kicked out for being too lazy. At least he was actually good at writing unlike any of these morons, though. He wrote his fiancé that he "never suspected that farming was so hard," and wished to be rescued from it "before [his] soul is utterly buried in a dungheap," as his job was to endlessly shovel shit. After leaving, he’d come to eventually sue Brook Farm
South Park addressed this 20 years ago. "You know like someone who provides safety and another provides food for people...!" "You mean like a cop and a baker?" "You just haven't been to college yet!"
I really love the "jobs but not in the capitalist 9-5 sense" comment.
They think they're coming up with some great new society but can't see past their own arrogance.
Right? Because working is solely a capatalist concept. People at the hight of the Middle ages just frolicked in feilds of endless wheat and read tarrot to eachother.
Yes. All over-educated suburbanites who never had to struggle. They are the white privilege that they hate. Unrecognized self-loathing and uselessness.
I've seen it. These kids (adults?) have been sold a bunch of bullshit. Most of them claim to be super smart and highly educated. Well, spoiler alert... LOL
I guess they think the state (oh im sorry. I mean Human collective 🙄) owning the means of production means theyll just get all that for free. Like a fairy godmother, the government will just make it happen.
Make fun of them all you want. These are the people in control of eveything in the country right now. Government, schools, universities, art, music, the courts, healthcare, movies and tv, the internet, the world economy, "science",...our elections...
Even he would stop showing up for work before the second week. They have no clue the amount of work ethic and self discipline it takes to physically exert themselves for hours day after day.
Good fodder for normies in your life who say stuff like"why cant we all get along" , or "the media has divided us" , or "we're not that different, we all want the same thing but just disagree on how to get there".
That is not how communism works. There are jobs to do and you get assigned them. If you don't do them you go hungry or get beat and / or sent to a forced labor camp.
Also there is only one religion so all these tarot readers better put that shit away if they don't want to get sent to a gulag.
But the trade-off s that your government owns your labor on behalf of all people, so you no longer have a bourgeois capitalist boss! It will fell like a distinction without meaning when you own nothing, are hungry and are over worked but just imagine, nobody else is getting wealthy off of your labor! Like literally nobody!
They seem to think the commune will be drowning in children, but I see nothing approaching healthcare. This place dies out in less than one generation, saturated in intersectional tea.
I'm trying to tweak mine so that the valves open only when a sensor on my Home Assistant instance detects sun for x amount of days with no rain. I've already got my chicken coop fully automatic. Girls are toasty in -10F, auto fed and watered with automatic doors at dusk and dawn to allow them to free range. Electronics have backup solar and natural gas -- oh, and I'm on a natural gas line fed by a natural gas extraction facility that is powered by the natural gas it pumps, so even in the event SHTF I should have power for quite awhile. These fuckers can come over and perform oral sex on me in exchange for food until I get bored of them and kick them out.
Nice. I've not automated it that much since I've yet to find a non electronic timer that allows full unrestricted 3/4 flow. I just turn a ball valve, set a phone alarm, and let it drip irrigate.
The beauty of this type of thing, as enraging as it is, encourages me to allow society to collapse entirely. These useless bags of shit wouldn't last a month even in large 'communes'. They have no clue how much work is done just to keep them alive. THERAPY? You think farmers in the 1500s had therapy? You slaved every single day just to stay alive.
I am an okay shot with rifles and pistols but my real skill there is repairing them.
I have some limited first aid training
I can do some electrical work, I can solder, I can operate basic wood working tools without cutting my fingers off, I have done roofing and flooring, limited dry walling. I can run a jack hammer if I need to.
I can drive a 5 ton truck with a trailer. I know what 4 low is and how/when to use it. I can drive a manual transmission.
I can swing a hammer, pick, or shovel.
I am an experienced counselor.
I can do basic farm labor.
I can keep plants alive but I’m better at killing them. I’ve done lots of weed killing.
I can mix concrete.
I can chemically maintain a pool which translate to chemically purifying large amounts of water if I have the supplies to do so.
I can cook. I can butcher an animal, admittedly with not a lot of experience.
I can learn quickly how to do many things.
I play multiple instruments. I can do most basic PC tech support tasks. I can type quickly.
My ideal job would be to run the puppy day care they talk about.
Honestly, I want them to create their own stupid commie commune and watch it burn and everyone starve and die in less than a year. And I can feel good about it because all I've ever done my entire life is warn people about that very outcome.
Patton was right. We should have mustered up what was left of the German military and kept heading east. Patton said he could be in Moscow by Thanksgiving.
Man… now I want to give them a national park and let anyone who wants to try, go and set up a commie commune. Let them go. It will become a testament to why communism doesn’t work, and they will also starve to death.
The CHOP's community garden will never cease to amaze me.
Those retards literally flattened out cardboard and put it out on the grass, and then dumped out some tomato plant starters on top of it and called it a garden. They literally thought that was going to be their community food source.
Those withering plants, not even put out in any sort of rows, no ability to form real root structure, loose soil just tossed about... The second someone walked on it or it rained hard, it was all going to wash off that cardboard...
My god.
I would fucking love to watch any single one of those morons try to till up a garden by hand. They'd quit in tears within five minutes and abandon it.
Def one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever seen. There was real dirt under the cardboard....
They were accidentally right that you're probably not going to be growing a lot of tomato plants in Seattle park dirt.
What do you mean? Don't heroine, blood, piss, shit, cum, beer throw up, and tears make for good soil nutrients?
top kek
Hahaha kek!
Hermaphroditis?
Liberal tears have electrolytes.
Plants crave the homeless?
I mean to be fair there would be lots of proteins in the soil from the furry bukkake parties.
As long as you have a layer of good soil to allow for roots and proper nutrients, whats underneath doesnt matter all too much.
better backfill holes at least a ft or so w fertile soil and the proper crops for the season and soil region. Contrary to popular belief, growing shit well is extremely difficult.
Shut up drumphy. All things grow magically in a communist utopia, even unicorns.
Yeah, learned the hard way with marijuana plants. Man, those bitches are demanding!
yeah, I use cardboard in my garden as well. it's called Lasagna gardening. "Layers, Jerry, Layers..."
Scott Adams is that you?
Real dirt probably gives them PTSD and muh anxiety.
Colonized dirt. Ick. Not vegan.
dirt is an invention of the patriarch and we don't believeeeeeee it!! Reeeeeeeeeeee
Cardboard and newspaper actually works real well to control weeds and moisture in the garden after you plant in the ground.
I've typically laid cardboard and newspaper over the garden bed first, either to let it smother weeds over a non-growing season, or punching holes out to accommodate the seeds/seedlings during a growing season and covering everything with a layer of topsoil afterward. The ground underneath needs to be lightly tilled first though.
That's how you're supposed to do it. Not what these retards did. They spent 5 mins on wiki and saw 'cardboard good' and ran with it.
Well... they gotta start somewhere, even if somewhere is reenacting the potato famine...
Yup, they probably heard about it in a magazine once, but never really understood why you use cardboard when planting. So, they just tossed a bag of dirt on the cardboard, along with some seedlings, and called it a day.
I think that was their intent. They just got the process backward. the cardboard comes last, not first.
Just about sums up the left. Create problems that didn't exist (cardboard on top of dirt), then offer a fix to the problem they created (put dirt on top of the cardboard.. but not nearly enough), then dress it up and say the problem was fixed (plants in the thin layer of dirt). Looks nice on the surface for a bit, but upon any amount of examination, turns out to be a complete shit solution to a problem that didn't exist to begin with.
and... what are they gonna do, eat only tomatoes for the rest of their lives?
Come harvest time, there should be one tomato grape for every 20 CHOP residents.
kek. IKR! These kids need to be sent out to Ethiopia maybe instead of a farm so they can appreciate all they have and realize no one outside their bubble gives a fuck about their pronouns!
That would have required a shovel.
Nobody ever mentions one of the best parts of CHOP.
The guy who tried growing a plant out of a wound on his leg and then later beat his girlfriend to death and then himself in a vat of bleach
(Sorry for the reddit link ^)
https://www.lawenforcementtoday.com/seattle-murder-suspect-found-dead-in-tank-full-of-bleach/
I should have known better than to think this was the peak and not another mirage. At this rate we will never find the summit of clown world.
Just embrace the fact that there is no peak. I'm not gonna lie, some shit still surprises me when I know it shouldn't
It's a clownward spiral.
Damn, Skippy! That's the best description I've heard.
Alright you win.
New version of 1984
Infinitely approaching the Honk.
Wtf
Florida man rival.
I think the main difference between Florida Man and Commie Xer is the common mindset, with Florida Man doing most of the things Florida Man does because he thinks it will be fun or funny (and is usually right about that). Commie Xer does what it does because it thinks it will make the world a better place, which is as delusional as thinking just because it cut off its dick it is now a woman.
What the fuuuuuuuuck!
Berge was not a model citizen and had many run ins with police. But friends who were camping in the park with him described him as generous even though they were extremely mad that he allegedly had killed his companion whom they very much liked.
The funniest part is I don't think they appreciate just how large a volume of crops you need to sustain a large group long term. Especially if you don't eat meat so you need even more vegetables to pretend to compensate for, which, let's face it, these cucks don't.
Watched too many netflix movies where the farmer has like a 10x10 garden but constantly has deliveries for the nearby town.
Kek, you have to wonder how fast they think the crops grow too. 'I'll plant this one watermelon seed in the dead of winter on bedrock and in three days I'll have me a whole one.'
They've probably played Stardew valley and figured they could do it.
Stardew valley is a simulation I swear!
I keep tapping it but the boulder hasn't dissappeared!
Just accelerate the time function.
Everyone knows you can’t plant melon seeds on bedrock in minecraft. You need to clear a 3x3 grid, let the stalk grow, and miraculously every few in-game days, a melon will be produced!
🤣 'I spent hours throwing chicken eggs at a wall wondering why they wouldn't hatch'
Can you blame xem for trying? After all, they're creepers who explode at the slightest provocation.
It would not surprise me if someone there tried that.
Perhaps if you tried freezing them first?
Nice try Trofim.
this. they're clearly fucking retarded.
food for a single person takes MUCH more than that stupid "garden", and nothing there would be edible for months.
fruits and vegetables are mostly fiber (edit: and water), so unless you're looking at high sugar/fat fruits/vegs or nuts, the caloric content is just too low. you'll starve to death long before you reach first harvest.
a whole cucumber takes 2 months to grow, but even the large ones are maybe 50 calories at most. congratulations, now you need to eat 30 a day to still have your metabolism in starvation mode.
an avocado seed takes 5+ fucking years to start a tree and produce its first healthy fruit and that's in perfect conditions and commercial treatment. if your conditions are more homely, you're looking at 10+ years before your first fruit.
and we haven't even started talking seasons or climate zones.
And if they want to "make lattes whenever needed", they're going to need land/work/time for that too, along with a lot of processing. So you need way more land if you want more than just the necessities. These people have no fucking clue how much effort it takes to have the things they enjoy. And it's going to take more than a person pitching in here and there at their whim. These people think they can be a farmer and an astronaut at the same time lol.
I didn't see a plot for the coffee beans - did you?
Worked a small farm (was just starting, was a friend and more a hobbyist, but doing it right), and it was insane how much work and land we tended just to fill up 1 truckbed for the weekly farmer’s market. My god.
Even better yet - to grow all those crops efficiently you'd need to use some heavy machinery... and wait for it - all those poor rabbits, groundhogs, squirrels,etc that wind up getting plowed over and used as extra fertilizer. I'd love to see these lefties actually try to start a commune. That would make for great TV.
I think you are on to something here. We buy up a nice little plot somewhere, fertile and arable. Put cameras everywhere, give them a house and barn, fully stocked food pantry, seeds, equipment, a shop, just everything they might desire. And then we wait, and watch. For added kicks, every time there is a micro aggression or someone refuses to work, the pantry has a timed lock that adds one hour until it will open.
Or they get a pronoun wrong
I would watch this show so religiously! We need to setup one!
Do you remember hearing that Bernie Sanders was kicked out of a commune because he didn't want to work?
None of these idiots realize they won't have a choice, it's do what you're told or you die.
Also, are they going to process the animals, do they actually know what it takes to care for animals for products? Cleaning, breeding, tracking disease, etc?
Nor that meat is actually more efficient than just plain farming. People domesticated animals for a reason. Not all land is super fertile. Sheep and goats and cows eat grass, which humans can't.
Peak efficiency doesn't have people eating animals quickly when they're young and tastier, so not only will they have to eat some meat, they would have to get used to very gamey meat
I saw that in real life. It was way more pathetic than the pictures could ever show.
These people are completely brainwashed dumbfucks. Rather than sit their ass in college and learn nothing like that moron was complaining about they could have just gotten jobs doing what they like.
Now they get to make license plates in prison.
(Impressionable minds out there reading this, pay attention)
Tomatoes work on cardboard. There's a lot of people who use cardboard for gardens, believe it or not. The problem is that they were planting root vegetables on the cardboard which don't work at all for obvious reasons. Tomatoes are fine on cardboard, potatoes are not. That and there were other problems with what they did, like spacing and randomly planting them with no rhyme or reason. Then they just had people walking all over them.
More importantly, they started the crops in.....September........in Seattle...
The location is pretty important for the cardboard thing also. How much rain does Seattle get during that time of year? You get a good, heavy rain, and that top soil will wash right off that cardboard.
Seattle gets a week of sun in July and is otherwise raining
Isn't Washington always raining?
Western? Yes
Eastern? It's high desert like every other surrounding state
I'm not so sure they grasp the difference between tomatoes and root vegetables.
Then again, they all grow great on supermarket shelves, honk honk 🤡
"I don't want to give up my lewd content creation"/"I could help with the kiddos". Hey, Kyle? You need some target practice?
My job on the Pede commune will be to post spicy memes.
So. . . Nothing changes?
🤣😂🤣
The pede commune will be a space station fleeing earth. He’ll be in charge of the holodeck
So basically the plot to "A Learning Experience" by Christopher G. Nuttall. I'm in, when do we leave?
Imagine the photonic meme content
Yeah why TF are there so many wanting to work with kids??
And none of them were referring to their own kids.
Liberals flock to childhood education. 99% of the teachers I know are the most left people I know. Triple jabbed, double masked, panic attack stricken brainwashed CNN viewers.
Even the conservative teachers are insanely liberal.
the young white liberal teachers I know are, for the most part, lonely AF and addicted to all types of drugs. And that's their better half--when you inquire into their beliefs or try to understand their rationalizations, it just gets sadder than a traditional junkie, these are brain rotters who pedal their shite. A tiny part of them deep down knows this, and that fact alone makes them miserable. You can only lie to yourself so long. This is why their peer confirmation is so prevalent, even in direct contradiction to reality.
TDS-Truth Derangement Syndrome.
Seems to be a substitute for becoming parents, something they secretly desire
Because they're perverts. One of them is a hooker.
Sounds like a good match
I'd bet on Peter Pan syndrome. They want to avoid the adult world because they haven't grown up yet.
Also, to teach a 10 year old you need nearly no skills, just simple math and prose.
Also, I reckon it will be a while before there are any chimneys to send the kids up to clean.
Well, like most teachers these days, they can't do anything else which is why they love "education" and working in academia. They have no real world skills or value so they have to stay in the scam and teach it to the next sucker.
"I could help...but I'd need to take a lot of breaks. And some days I just won't feel like helping. And it depends on what kind of help they need. I guess I could maybe help with something. I dunno."
You're hired! Here's a peanut.
For those that don't know, "content creation" is a euphemism for erotic camming/porn production.
There's no Internet on the commune so she's gonna have to do it old skool. On a stage. Maybe that one dude who can weld can weld a pole for her.
Found this a while ago, seems to fit.
https://imgur.com/0eC89V2
This is an absolute classic.
These people are so delusional. You'd think one of them would have actually read a history book considering how many want to be librarians.
I'm more disturbed by the prospect some did read a history book and somehow think communism is great.
Then again, maybe they haven't. Almost every commie I met in uni that hated capitalism had read only marx and other commies takes on it, they refused to read up on capitalism from the source and thus didn't know shit about even the basics.
If you want to critique something it helps if you understand what you're even critiquing. They just looked stupid. Sad part is they were the norm in many departments.
Get a bunch of know-nothings together and no one will even be able to call the other person on their bullshit. That's how Marxism and leftism in general thrive.
^^^^This^^^^
All the commies I know cheated through highschool and are dumb as rocks/lazy as fuck. The "intelectual" types continued to do this in college or were just blessed w being able to remember things very easily. It is nothing more than regurgitation. No understanding is ever had.
They do not know history, they copied those answers for the test or quickly committed them to memory and then forgot them.
Their only exposure after that is confirmation bias and propaganda presented from their dumb as fuck peers.
It's fun to ask challenging questions of them and watch them regress like children.
Several years back some outfit- don't remember if it was a college or some prominent media outlet- did a study on how well people knew their political opponents' stances and arguments on various issues.
They fully expected to find that our sophisticated, leftist betters knew us dumb hicks much better than the other way around.
The results, which to their credit they published, shocked them. Conservatives knew leftists waaaaay better than the other way around.
They can't comprehend their bubble. They also can't comprehend that not only are we much more well-read on history and philosophy, but that we are inundated with their stupidity from all angles every single fucking day, whereas they only hear their own caricatures of conservative thought.
Oh, I absolutely believe it. It's why they routinely create these fictional arguments/cartoon bad guys in their minds. Everything is based on bullshit. It's how they believe they're morally and intellectually superior to everyone because anyone who disagrees must be a Nazi racist redneck. No one who disagrees with them could possibly be in the right, be more intelligent and have more education (they often confuse their liberal arts degree as certifying that they're brilliant).
Conservatives are always going to be more knowledgeable about leftists as we are surrounded by them all the time which is why we know their arguments and it makes it easier to debate them where as they are in an echo chamber all the time.
I think a lot of conservatives understand leftists pretty well because a lot of us used to be leftists when we were younger. We "took the red pill" and see the light now, and there's no going back.
Something I've been struggling with lately is trying to figure out exactly what it was that inspired me to move to the right and take the pill, so I can help others.
I know memes work, for sure. What else though, not sure.
Kind of like how non-Christians think they understand Christianity so can dictate morality to Christians. Too bad they missed the part where God is supreme and you are a creature under the Creator.
I mean to be fair how much of that is due to "Neo-leninists are the real transphobes" style cuckservatism? Sometimes I feel like the caricature leftists have in their heads of what rightists believe is an improvement over reality.
More likely they think they'll be one of the supervisors, not a laborer.
no they just like to talk about books and reading because they think it tricks people into believing they are smart.
This is like a gallery of losers.
“I have zero skillz, but...”. 😂
If the next words aren't "I suck a mean dick" I don't think they're making the commune.
Xey couldn't, because sex work is work and work isn't allowed in the commune
Zero skills? My 3 yr old granddaughter helped me in my little plot, and her shrieks of joy when her tomato plant got fruit were worth every second of labor to get it going. " Hey Gramma?" " Yes, tygrysku?" " I got ma basket, can we go pick maters and greens for lunch today?" " Yes baby. We can eat from our garden today"
I can attest to this. Watching my niece help my mother is pretty great.
Even better, veggies they wouldn't touch get eaten when they help grandpa with them in the garden. Dad had about an acre plowed and planted. The challenge was beating the rabbits and deer to the crops.
I’m over run with deer (future meals). This area is lousy with deer.
Saw a cougar one time, following the deer tracks back into the woods
FTFY
No one there worth a helicopter ride.
Disagree. ANY commie is worth a helicopter ride
One of them even has a helicopter for medevac we can use.
Nah that fuel is pricey….rocks will do
Wood chipper for the compost win
Who else would want a commune? The only way for your net to be higher than individually is to be substantially below average. Every single one of them is counting on the aggregate skill being substantially higher than theirs, as they do in the world currently. Ditching capitalism also only makes sense if you think your basic needs (food, sewers, ect) are plucked from the ground freely distributed, not hard earned and traded.
Its so funny, they are already proclaiming where they will fit in the inevitable marketplace of labor, but there is no rhyme or reason to any of it. It's like a kid deciding to run away from home and then realizing they are cold, need a toothbrush and are hungry. Their pampered lives have innoculated them from any understanding of how 'society' has been built and functions.
i mean...looks like there will be 30 teachers for every student. also like 12 baristas, 20 librarians, and 15 gardeners. unsure where they will get any product, since none of them will make any money, and any money they already have will be gone in 2 weeks
but hey! random teachings for the kids, and tarot...which is somehow related
Tarot is very important to idiots.
Let me read your future, you're going to slowly devolve into chaos when the food/water supply runs out and you find out that the "higher ups" are hoarding it for themselves. Next everyone begins to get sick and a few of you may even die. You will either return to civilization (I hope we don't let you back) or you're going to starve to death. Now dig the new toilet hole.
WRONG. It won’t be a slow process, it’ll be a quick drop into chaos lol
Wait. Are you saying that we cannot survive on simply calling things racist and drawing art? You can't grow a garden out of dreams and feminist literature?
gotta hand it to some of those idiots, they took some retarded bullshit people pay for as an occasional gimmick, and they have basically turned it into a daily fix their fellow idiots need. They are some of the cruelest, and most annoying capitalists to exist in modern times, playing on emotions to capitalize on others' last resources even, all while convincing themselves they provide a service worth depriving someone else of a meal. The irony is palpable, but not to them.
"Gardeners"
I'd be willing to bet none of them have even so much as pulled a single weed.
Clearly. They don't even equate running a farm with - gasp - manual labor.
Hah! Jokes on you! There will be no need for money in their Utopia. Checkmate!
Yep. Notice how every one of them just assumes that someone else has a plan to keep them alive.
so called anti social elements of society were incarcerated and sentenced to forced labor in EVERY communist country
Don't be a bigot, you forgot to mention some were also shot.
Also all the handicapped veterans in the streets in the USSR after ww2 (the ones that couldn't work) disappeared almost overnight, almost like they got sent to the gulags....
ironic how all these wannabe librarians obviously never read a history book
I'm more concerned about the ones who did and somehow came to the conclusion communism is a good thing.
It's amazing to me that so many of these people fancy themselves as educators and want access to the kiddos. These are the last people I want educating a kid. Also, most of these "jobs" are basically low level small town/small city "jobs" and just basic gardening. Yet, I doubt any of them know anything about herbs, medicinal plants, how to keep soil fertile, canning, safely dehydrating food, food storage, farming livestock (even if you don't want the meat, you're going to need animals for dairy and other things).
Odd how they don't want their own kids but do want to groom yours.
Oh, and they don't want to do any of the "hard" work of raising kids either.... They just want to lecture at them. I've really gotten to the point that anyone who hasn't successfully raised at least one child into adulthood and that child hasn't successfully started a traditional family of his or her own, I have no time for any comments they make about raising kids or educating kids or talking about kids. The whole point of having and raising kids is so as adults, those offspring can successfully replicate a functional family. People who want to talk at kids about their worthless opinions are mostly the failures of their own parents who didn't teach them any worthwhile skills or how to be a successful adult. As Phyllis Schafly used to say, Every American communist is the shame of at least one set of parents.
Kek.
Yeah, I just don't care what commies think and I haven't for a very long time. Caring too much what others think is how we got PC, woke culture and mass formation honklerism. They are a danger to kids' minds.
hahahahaha! yep, all these "success" lefties always wanna try out their theories on other people but most of the are woefully unable to do a dang thing with their own lives.
As they say: if you can't do,
honkteach.Sowell put it best, I can't remember his exacts words but if an engineer builds a bridge and it collapses, he won't get hired, he's a bad engineer. But if you all provide is 'ideas' and never anything practical you can get away with never having to acknowledge those ideas not working in reality.
They are literal cancer.
Very odd
most of these "jobs" are basically low level small town/small city "jobs"
Ding ding ding. These people would be better served by just moving out to a rural town, getting just about any job, buying a cheap house on a few acres, and having what ever life they want. Heck, nothing stopping 20-30 of them to pool their savings, move to rural Kentucky, and start their own communist utopia.
But they won't, cus that would take effort. What they are really saying here, whether know it or not, is; "I want hardworking people to take care of me so I can do whatever I want all day, every day". Where does that coffee for lattes come from? Are people in Columbia, just going to give it to you? Are you going to trade something for it? It a lot of work to transport the mugs you made all the way there for coffee, and they don't need the 100 mugs that 10lbs of coffee is worth, maybe you could make a token to represent the worth that could be exchanged instead and....aww shit, you invented capitalism.
Exactly. These people cannot survive without others.
They're already "educating" kids...
Oh, only idiots can do that. The real brilliant minds are baristas and teach liberal arts courses in academia.
I will be joining the red army and kicking in the doors of these comrades in order to redistribute their food and wealth for the sake of equality.
This is the way.
If you can't beat 'em, beat 'em.
This is fucking awesome. I just want to be in their courtroom when they're settling disputes about how much bone broth a tarot reading is worth.
I want the live stream of the first incident of violence or crime and how they handle it. Will they create a police force, will that force get too much power and subjugate them? Or will it be like the mafia, where they don't stop the criminals, and now the criminals subjugate them?
But I'm sure if they just asked really nicely, that one guy won't rape your kids, and the other guy won't take your property, because you don't have any property to begin with, and it's not rape, it's just a different preference and it is totally valid and if you disagree you are a bigot. The powers of good will overcome the evil if we all just hold hands and do tarot readings.
They'll get together and secretly work up a list of rights that the police force isn't allowed to violate, oh, wait ... yéeeaaahhhh, HOW BOUT THAT CONSTITUTION NOW MOTHER FUCKERS! They need to wake the fuck up right now.
We already know what happens. A local warlord takes up power immediately with his goons, like Raz did in CHAZ.
Anarchy exists for all of 5 minutes until a group forms that monopolizes force. It's literally the reason why any government exists at all.
Lol...you act like they would be able to produce bone broth 😂😂😂
Bones from what? They're vegan
Their dead.
"WE HAVE NO FOOD!"
Sexually-confused blue-haired feminist responds "Perhaps these tarot cards will show food in your future? I also have a blog on how whites are racist, if that helps?"
Seriously.. please let them have their commune ! Just don't let them exit after they go in 👍
And make sure it's live streamed.
Yup 😂 I'll pay to watch the fun. 🤣
So 99% of them are going to LARP as some sort of gypsy/fortune teller that does a few side jobs including making porn, cardboard gardening, teaching underwater transracial octo-gender basket weaving, and being each other's shrink.
Then there's the one that wants to do hard labor who will get kicked out after trying to fix the floor one of the 600 lb land whales fell through, and end up joining a MAGA community.
They also sell sex and drugs to each other to help fund the depravity
Why doesn't the one who wants to do hard labor just become a roofer and make $40k a year. I feel most of these people actually have the ability to have these things right now. They just don't want to put in the pretty minimal effort to get it.
You wanna make lattes whenever needed, talk with people about bullshit, and chop wood. Every small town has a Starbucks, and get some land and a fire place.
All this stuff is just a dog whistle for the gov to take care of them, that's all this is really about.
Fun fact: years before being set up by the CIA, Lee Harvey Oswald left the U.S. for USSR.
It was boring as shit and he hated all of it, so he went back to Capitalistan.
Would explain how the hell he got back into the US at the height of the red scare.
They not only let him back in, they set him up with a few bucks and a place to live for him and his Russian wife.
Office of Naval Intelligence sent him.
Yeah, I know alot of these people that pine for this simple rustic lifestyle. They are the same people that HAVE to go out every night or they are bored to death. Siting by the fire or quietly working on projects is fun to think about, but not 100% of the time.
Now I am the same kind of person, but atleast I know I am. That's why I bought a Quaint little brick cottage from the 40's...in the middle of a midsized city. I can go out to the bars then come right back home and have tea by the fire.
This is how the question should be phrased.
Let's be fair, there was 1 person who wanted manual labor and 1 more who wanted to be a lumberjack among the tarot readers and librarians.
And they got shut down 😂
I'm sorry, women(?) can't be lumberjacks.
Dumb bitch probably threw an axe once in a gallery while sipping craft beer and fancies herself skilled now.
Another case of "I've never tried, but it can't be that difficult, right?"
Just... the very first one. Making clothing from scraps. Scraps of what? From what? What manufacturing is going on?
I forgot about the scrap trees. Do you plant those in 2 inches of dirt on top of a cardboard box?
Nigga this ain't Dr. Stone lol
Human skin. There'll be a lot of that laying around... still on the people that starved.
pretty sure their understanding of the world is minecraft related. KEK
That's what it seems like.
Clothing will apparently cease to exist.
Only once all the scraps are gone. Until then, Ascended Dr. Jade got our collective backs.
Also, they are all so egotistical about their intellectual abilities which basically amount to "I don't know anything so let's play superstitious games". The egos on these people for being so ill equipped are just astounding. It reminds of Bernie Sanders who hung around and tried to join a commune but eventually they kicked him out because he couldn't actually do any of the needed labor.
Tale as old as time. During the first socialist movement in America, this happened to many, including author Nathaniel Hawthorne. He couldn’t deal with the amount of necessary labor on Brook Farm commune as it interfered with his writing. This account (linked below) says he left, other accounts say he was kicked out for being too lazy. At least he was actually good at writing unlike any of these morons, though. He wrote his fiancé that he "never suspected that farming was so hard," and wished to be rescued from it "before [his] soul is utterly buried in a dungheap," as his job was to endlessly shovel shit. After leaving, he’d come to eventually sue Brook Farm
https://mahoneyenglish.weebly.com/uploads/1/2/8/7/12871804/nathaniel_hawthorne_biography.pdf
I get the feeling he only joined in the first place to laugh at it.
oh thanks for the story and the links. That's kind of hilarious.
South Park addressed this 20 years ago. "You know like someone who provides safety and another provides food for people...!" "You mean like a cop and a baker?" "You just haven't been to college yet!"
I really love the "jobs but not in the capitalist 9-5 sense" comment.
They think they're coming up with some great new society but can't see past their own arrogance.
I wish the biggest of our problems today was just stoned hippies in a drum circle, lol. How times have changed!
"I hate Goddamn Hippies" - EC
Right? Because working is solely a capatalist concept. People at the hight of the Middle ages just frolicked in feilds of endless wheat and read tarrot to eachother.
These people live in another fucking universe right?
Yes. All over-educated suburbanites who never had to struggle. They are the white privilege that they hate. Unrecognized self-loathing and uselessness.
Also, they are so full of chemicals that they wouldn't even make good fertilizer. Sad.
This looks like the typical conversation in r/antiwork literally one of the dumbest subreddits ever created.
A bunch of non productive nothings circle jerking stories of how they schooled their bosses, in fantasy land.
I've seen it. These kids (adults?) have been sold a bunch of bullshit. Most of them claim to be super smart and highly educated. Well, spoiler alert... LOL
Notice how none of them filled in "produce raw material" or "maintain infrastructure" or "engineer public works".
It's all service branch shit.
Which there are millions of openings for now.
I guess they think the state (oh im sorry. I mean Human collective 🙄) owning the means of production means theyll just get all that for free. Like a fairy godmother, the government will just make it happen.
What a useless, feckless bunch of oxygen thieves. My job on the commune will be lacing the evening vegan stew with fucking arsenic.
Make fun of them all you want. These are the people in control of eveything in the country right now. Government, schools, universities, art, music, the courts, healthcare, movies and tv, the internet, the world economy, "science",...our elections...
Every single thing you mentioned is a globalist institution and ways has been except maybe the internet...
They have no control in my life.
Top kek. At least the hard labor guy partly knows what's in store.
Even he would stop showing up for work before the second week. They have no clue the amount of work ethic and self discipline it takes to physically exert themselves for hours day after day.
Good fodder for normies in your life who say stuff like"why cant we all get along" , or "the media has divided us" , or "we're not that different, we all want the same thing but just disagree on how to get there".
This shit is scary how retarded they are.
I lost it at “you mean our bike”
That is not how communism works. There are jobs to do and you get assigned them. If you don't do them you go hungry or get beat and / or sent to a forced labor camp.
Also there is only one religion so all these tarot readers better put that shit away if they don't want to get sent to a gulag.
But the trade-off s that your government owns your labor on behalf of all people, so you no longer have a bourgeois capitalist boss! It will fell like a distinction without meaning when you own nothing, are hungry and are over worked but just imagine, nobody else is getting wealthy off of your labor! Like literally nobody!
Well, the party elites get rich.
Teacher: “Little Johnny, what do you want to be when you grow up?”
Little Johnny: “I want to be a fireman.”
Same energy but I trust Little Johnny more than these faggots.
Well if they do suceed. It will be funny to see the look on these useless idiot's faces when they take a bullet to the face first.
Not for being "too radical" but for being a literal waste of communal state-budgeted food.
They seem to think the commune will be drowning in children, but I see nothing approaching healthcare. This place dies out in less than one generation, saturated in intersectional tea.
Un-Possible!!!!!
All those healing crystals and essential oils will protect them!!!!!!
They could do a reality show and release these people in the wilderness.... i would pay to watch....
In 2 weeks it would devolve into a cannibalistic cult....
Me: My garden has an automatic gravity fed watering system and now your jobs are obsolete. Back into the factory you go.
I'm trying to tweak mine so that the valves open only when a sensor on my Home Assistant instance detects sun for x amount of days with no rain. I've already got my chicken coop fully automatic. Girls are toasty in -10F, auto fed and watered with automatic doors at dusk and dawn to allow them to free range. Electronics have backup solar and natural gas -- oh, and I'm on a natural gas line fed by a natural gas extraction facility that is powered by the natural gas it pumps, so even in the event SHTF I should have power for quite awhile. These fuckers can come over and perform oral sex on me in exchange for food until I get bored of them and kick them out.
Nice. I've not automated it that much since I've yet to find a non electronic timer that allows full unrestricted 3/4 flow. I just turn a ball valve, set a phone alarm, and let it drip irrigate.
The beauty of this type of thing, as enraging as it is, encourages me to allow society to collapse entirely. These useless bags of shit wouldn't last a month even in large 'communes'. They have no clue how much work is done just to keep them alive. THERAPY? You think farmers in the 1500s had therapy? You slaved every single day just to stay alive.
None of them mentioned being able to dig their own grave at gunpoint.
Easy enough to learn
I read the first few and wtf. They sound like a bunch of 10 year olds raised by crystal charging moon freaks.
Let’s see.
I am an okay shot with rifles and pistols but my real skill there is repairing them.
I have some limited first aid training
I can do some electrical work, I can solder, I can operate basic wood working tools without cutting my fingers off, I have done roofing and flooring, limited dry walling. I can run a jack hammer if I need to.
I can drive a 5 ton truck with a trailer. I know what 4 low is and how/when to use it. I can drive a manual transmission.
I can swing a hammer, pick, or shovel.
I am an experienced counselor.
I can do basic farm labor.
I can keep plants alive but I’m better at killing them. I’ve done lots of weed killing.
I can mix concrete.
I can chemically maintain a pool which translate to chemically purifying large amounts of water if I have the supplies to do so.
I can cook. I can butcher an animal, admittedly with not a lot of experience.
I can learn quickly how to do many things.
I play multiple instruments. I can do most basic PC tech support tasks. I can type quickly.
My ideal job would be to run the puppy day care they talk about.
That's pretty good. I'm good with Excel, making me thirty times more useful than these communeheads.
Great. You can maintain the entire structure for them while they lay about as bums and leech off your hard work....kinda like reality already.
Shout out to the plants. They are working harder than any body there!
With all these Tarot Card Readers, surely they've seen the fail in their future, no?
Honestly, I want them to create their own stupid commie commune and watch it burn and everyone starve and die in less than a year. And I can feel good about it because all I've ever done my entire life is warn people about that very outcome.
The communal diaper boy lol
The war would be over quickly if fighting them. Unfortunately people like this will never fight for anything.
90% of them are from Germany btw.
Patton was right. We should have mustered up what was left of the German military and kept heading east. Patton said he could be in Moscow by Thanksgiving.
IMHO he was wrong, and would’ve ended up with the same fun winters the grey uniforms enjoyed.
Worthy thought though. The Sov soldiers were hideous to the people on their side of the line, doubly to the ones who had been conscripted by Germany.
If Patton had kept going east and MacArthur had kept going west until they shook hands, a lot of our problems would be gone.
This is why communists always starve themselves to death.
All these people just want to live the life of a rich man's wife.
Never change, /pol/!
Man… now I want to give them a national park and let anyone who wants to try, go and set up a commie commune. Let them go. It will become a testament to why communism doesn’t work, and they will also starve to death.
How bout plane tickets to Venezuela?
Let's see how they would contend with wild animals. They have a lot of Disney princesses in there, so it'll all be singing and dancing, right?
i would like to be in the execution and torture squads so i can kill these dumbasses.
Pretty much what you'd expect.
"I'll read the cosmo quizes!"